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Started by ncba93ivyase, October 23, 2007, 02:59:50 PM

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October 23, 2007, 02:59:50 PM
When my woman sat down beside me in lunch, I said her purse smelt like cat piss and she pulled out a gun and killed herself. powerofone;

Well, she didn't really kill herself, but time went on until I asked her to get a milk for me (my agoraphobia keeps me from walking up to the lunch line), but she refused to accept my damn money. So I was sticking it in her shirt and everything but she just giggled and still wouldn't take it. When she finally went up to get it for me, one of my female friends just had me stick the dollar in her (my woman's) MP3 player. WHEN CHEYENNE CAME BACK WITH MY MILK, SHE ALSO WHIPPED OUT A PIZZA AND I WAS LIKE lolwut, because a slice of pizza is $2 at my school, and she bought it just for me with her own money. I was like "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, she cares that I'm a frugal bastard that can't get in a lunch-line without shitting myself (though I haven't told her my fear yet.)" But yeah, she's probably the sweetest girl ever, and one of the most adorable white girls I've ever seen. caterpie;

ALSO, WHEN SHOULD I TELL HER TO HAVE MY BABIES?

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

YPrrrr

October 23, 2007, 03:03:30 PM #1
You should tell her after you finish planting your egg sac inside her esophogus.

ncba93ivyase

October 23, 2007, 03:04:28 PM #2
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on October 23, 2007, 03:03:30 PM
You should tell her after you finish planting your egg sac inside her esophogus.
And should I force-feed her her placenta? powerofone;

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

YPrrrr

October 23, 2007, 03:12:08 PM #3
Quote from: Lawlz on October 23, 2007, 03:04:28 PM
And should I force-feed her her placenta? powerofone;
Until she consents to eat the rest willingly pseudo;

V

October 23, 2007, 03:20:07 PM #4
update me, lawlz. this girl your gf?

ncba93ivyase

October 23, 2007, 03:21:56 PM #5
Quote from: Dante on October 23, 2007, 03:20:07 PM
update me, lawlz. this girl your gf?
SHE IS INDEED A WOMAN OF MINE.

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V

October 23, 2007, 03:23:17 PM #6
Quote from: Lawlz on October 23, 2007, 03:21:56 PM
SHE IS INDEED A WOMAN OF MINE.
THEN SHE MUST CONCEIVE THE ALMIGHTY LAWLZ'S CHILDREN AT ONCE.

Samus Aran

October 23, 2007, 03:36:35 PM #7
Quote from: Dante on October 23, 2007, 03:20:07 PM
update me, lawlz. this girl your gf?


No.

FullmetalGanon

October 23, 2007, 03:57:13 PM #8
Now. >:3
how did you get a womin like that? :'(

ncba93ivyase

October 23, 2007, 03:58:08 PM #9
Quote from: SuperGirl:3 on October 23, 2007, 03:57:13 PM
Now. >:3
how did you get a womin like that? :'(
I really did nothing but look good and lowered my standards a bit to welcome white women. caterpie;

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YPrrrr

October 23, 2007, 03:59:38 PM #10
Quote from: Lawlz on October 23, 2007, 03:58:08 PM
I really did nothing but look good and lowered my standards a bit to welcome white women. caterpie;
white women look good to me thumbup;

Daddy

October 23, 2007, 04:13:01 PM #11
Invite her to Boyah.

ncba93ivyase

October 23, 2007, 04:14:41 PM #12
Quote from: JMV290 on October 23, 2007, 04:13:01 PM
Invite her to Boyah.
Just because we have a similar view on religion, it doesn't mean she'd like you. powerofone;

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Daddy

October 23, 2007, 04:19:21 PM #13
Quote from: Lawlz on October 23, 2007, 04:14:41 PM
Just because we have a similar view on religion, it doesn't mean she'd like you. powerofone;
In other words she doesn't exist.  powerofone;

The artist formally known

October 23, 2007, 04:34:38 PM #14
I bought my friend a $7 slushie before and she did nothing in return

Don't spend money on women
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