THE ADVENTURES OF MR. FUCKIN' AWESOME (Rated r, for retarded)

[fox127]

"Book #1, The origin of Mr. F.A. and his side kick Laura"

Narrator: And so, the story began one day, when Mr. Fuckin' Awesome farted, and Laura lol'd. He ran to the fridge and noticed that a can of Dr. Pepper was in a gold can. Laura warned him, not really unless "wtf, drink that shit and you...ah fuck warnings, drink it" counts...He drank it, and he began to float in the air! Je says "wtf, am I on-a acid trip?", Laura then reads the label "May cause extreme awesomeness, and death, but more importantly AWESOMENESS". Laura: "uhh....yeah, I'm not drinking that". Mr. F.A.: "Holy shit, I CAN FEEL THE AIR!!", Little did he know, he was in a coma after a massive heart attack. He ends up waking up 127 days later, and that, my friends, is how it all began.

THE END


[I'm bored, get used to it]

[Lozal]

[fox127]

[Samus Aran]

fuk u

[Lozal]

[Daddy]

i missed u fox

[V]

where did you go?  edumacate;

[fox127]

i missed u fox

wtf? ?