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Started by superclucky, September 03, 2007, 05:13:16 PM

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September 03, 2007, 05:13:16 PM Last Edit: September 03, 2007, 05:16:30 PM by SuperCluckyz
Recommend me a book that's 300 pages or less.

I don't want no romance novels, or something about life.  argh;

Or murders.  powerofone;

NO MOVIE REMAKES PLZ
kewns are smelly

guff

September 03, 2007, 05:15:03 PM #1 Last Edit: September 03, 2007, 05:23:56 PM by Commodore Guff
Of Mice and Men.

Snorkel

September 03, 2007, 05:15:49 PM #2
Uh... 300 or less is hard... I think the last book that size I read was Good Omens by Terry Pratchett/Neil Gaiman (it's satire/fiction), and that might not even be that short.

Try an old Asimov novel or something. Or something by Lovcraft.

NOA_Haunted

September 03, 2007, 05:15:55 PM #3
Harry potter.

superclucky

September 03, 2007, 05:16:01 PM #4
Quote from: Commodore Guff on September 03, 2007, 05:15:03 PM
Of Mice and Men.
was this turned into a movie
kewns are smelly

Samus Aran

September 03, 2007, 05:16:51 PM #5
Quote from: SuperCluckyz on September 03, 2007, 05:16:01 PM
was this turned into a movie


Several of them.

Geno

September 03, 2007, 05:17:47 PM #6
Mr. Brown Can Moo Can You?

Great book. I just finished reading it this morning.
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Selkie

September 03, 2007, 05:17:56 PM #7
Quote from: SuperCluckyz on September 03, 2007, 05:13:16 PM
Recommend me a book that's 300 pages or less.

I don't want no romance novels, or something about life.  argh;

Or murders.  powerofone;

NO MOVIE REMAKES PLZ


How about a 500 page movie remake murder-romance about life?

superclucky

September 03, 2007, 05:18:29 PM #8
Quote from: This Apparatus Must Be Snorkel on September 03, 2007, 05:15:49 PM
Uh... 300 or less is hard... I think the last book that size I read was Good Omens by Terry Pratchett/Neil Gaiman (it's satire/fiction), and that might not even be that short.

Try an old Asimov novel or something. Or something by Lovcraft.
Tales of the Cthulhu mythos    1st ed.
  Lovecraft, H.P. (Howard Phillips), 1890-1937.

1 copy available at City of Shit Public Library in Main Floor

<3

kewns are smelly

guff

September 03, 2007, 05:24:14 PM #9

Snorkel

September 03, 2007, 05:26:11 PM #10
Quote from: SuperCluckyz on September 03, 2007, 05:18:29 PM
Tales of the Cthulhu mythos    1st ed.
  Lovecraft, H.P. (Howard Phillips), 1890-1937.

1 copy available at City of Shit Public Library in Main Floor

<3




That's an anthology of short stories, but if that works, go ahead, Lovecraft is brilliant.

He does have a few full-length novels, though. I don't know if they're under 300 pages.

superclucky

September 03, 2007, 05:29:30 PM #11
Quote from: Commodore Guff on September 03, 2007, 05:24:14 PM
what do you mean
o i mean that the book must not be  movie also lol
kewns are smelly

Commander Fuckass

September 03, 2007, 05:33:57 PM #12
Quote from: SuperCluckyz on September 03, 2007, 05:29:30 PM
o i mean that the book must not be  movie also lol
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on September 03, 2007, 05:15:55 PM
Harry potter.
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guff

September 03, 2007, 05:34:14 PM #13
Quote from: SuperCluckyz on September 03, 2007, 05:29:30 PM
o i mean that the book must not be  movie also lol
but it was a book first =|

YPrrrr

September 03, 2007, 05:34:40 PM #14
Old Man and the Sea?
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