um ya so im not sure where to open my checking account

[anus]

um ya

Option 1: Open the account at a bank that's further from my house, but it gives you $100 when you open a checking account.

Option 2: Close to my house, but they don't give you $100; they give me a "free gift".


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[Feynman]

THE FREE GIFT'S PROBABLY A TOASTER, GO WITH THE FIRST ONE.

[Daddy]

How far are we talking?  Like 5 extra minutes?

[Feynman]

How far are we talking?  Like 5 extra minutes?

Two hours.

[ncba93ivyase]

Open a bank account at the farther one. Close it and move over to the other bank the next month. Close that account a month later, and have your parents register an account bank at the other bank under their name.

[prettygirl]

Open a bank account at the farther one. Close it and move over to the other bank the next month. Close that account a month later, and have your parents register an account bank at the other bank under their name.

you're so smart 

[anus]

Open a bank account at the farther one. Close it and move over to the other bank the next month. Close that account a month later, and have your parents register an account bank at the other bank under their name.

you lost me at cocks 

I'll just do it at the farther one then.

[Wrench]

Option 1. Guaranteed cash.

[ncba93ivyase]

Option 1. Guaranteed cash.

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