- disembodied hair (that isn't one's own) smithicide;
Why is the answer always mayonnaise
But srsly: leeches, the idea of them makes me kind of freak out
r o a c h e s
Potentially public restroom stalls
Also I when I was in San Diego a restaurant I ate at just had the simple one room restrooms for men and women. But the men's bathroom only had a urinal what the fuck akudood;
Customers...in wal-Mart....
Cottage cheese (just going by looks)
Quote from: YPargh on August 18, 2017, 03:51:10 PM
Cottage cheese (just going by looks)
well, taste too
@ Tec there's nothing as satisfying as pulling a chain of hair out of your drain and hearing the drain finally unclog (girl with long hair problems)
It is kinda gross if you ever masturbate in the shower though because the hair retain the spunk girl;
i think i'm going to vomit
Oh yeah and I'm super prude but I think farting in front of another person, even your significant other, is horribly uncouth and disgusting
Quote from: YPargh on August 18, 2017, 03:10:46 PM
Why is the answer always mayonnaise
But srsly: leeches, the idea of them makes me kind of freak out
in an effort to gross you out
i love warm mayo on a sammich
Quote from: YPargh on August 18, 2017, 03:51:10 PM
Cottage cheese (just going by looks)
cottage cheese and mandarin oranges.
yumm
Quote from: YPargh on August 18, 2017, 03:51:10 PM
Cottage cheese (just going by looks)
it may look kind of gross, but i don't mind it at all because it's so mildly flavored
i kind of like it, even
sadly, as a result of the imagery elicited by this post:
Quote from: YPargh on August 18, 2017, 04:00:33 PM
@ Tec there's nothing as satisfying as pulling a chain of hair out of your drain and hearing the drain finally unclog (girl with long hair problems)
It is kinda gross if you ever masturbate in the shower though because the hair retain the spunk girl;
i may never eat cottage cheese again ugly;
Quote from: Trevor on August 18, 2017, 09:17:31 PM
Quote from: YPargh on August 18, 2017, 03:10:46 PM
Why is the answer always mayonnaise
But srsly: leeches, the idea of them makes me kind of freak out
in an effort to gross you out
i love warm mayo on a sammich
Quote from: YPargh on August 18, 2017, 03:51:10 PM
Cottage cheese (just going by looks)
cottage cheese and mandarin oranges.
yumm
warm mayo would honestly be more acceptable to me because it would be less congealed
Posts
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and furthermore:
Quote from: YPargh on August 18, 2017, 04:00:33 PM
if you ever masturbate in the shower
who even does this
why
how
i spent a lot of time in the shower in my teens and now i have to wonder if my parents suspected i was doing something awful in there because apparently it's so common among teenagers to do that in the shower
in fact, i still spend a lot of time in the shower, especially during the winter season
i just enjoy the soothing feeling of warm water and hate stepping out into the cold immediately afterwards awdood;
but i guarantee anyone counting the seconds would think i'm sinning, because apparently literally everybody except for me uses their shower time for that
[spoiler]
seriously, that whole post may be the most potently nausea-inducing piece of text i've ever read myface;[/spoiler]
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on August 19, 2017, 08:43:32 PM
and furthermore:
Quote from: YPargh on August 18, 2017, 04:00:33 PM
if you ever masturbate in the shower
who even does this
why
how
i spent a lot of time in the shower in my teens and now i have to wonder if my parents suspected i was doing something awful in there because apparently it's so common among teenagers to do that in the shower
in fact, i still spend a lot of time in the shower, especially during the winter season
i just enjoy the soothing feeling of warm water and hate stepping out into the cold immediately afterwards awdood;
but i guarantee anyone counting the seconds would think i'm sinning, because apparently literally everybody except for me uses their shower time for that
[spoiler]
seriously, that whole post may be the most potently nausea-inducing piece of text i've ever read myface;[/spoiler]
same @ everyth
related:
[spoiler=tw: comic from the "le" era of internet comedy](https://i.imgur.com/JNUC6sc.png)[/spoiler]
so no, you're not alone hocuspocus;
admittedly, i lol'd
but yeah, it's true, shower time is melancholy self-reflection time
[spoiler=objectively non-disgusting things]
i have never seen any problem with urinating in the shower, though[/spoiler]
i don't mind a nice waffle stomp now and again
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on August 19, 2017, 08:43:32 PM
and furthermore:
Quote from: YPargh on August 18, 2017, 04:00:33 PM
if you ever masturbate in the shower
who even does this
why
how
i spent a lot of time in the shower in my teens and now i have to wonder if my parents suspected i was doing something awful in there because apparently it's so common among teenagers to do that in the shower
in fact, i still spend a lot of time in the shower, especially during the winter season
i just enjoy the soothing feeling of warm water and hate stepping out into the cold immediately afterwards awdood;
but i guarantee anyone counting the seconds would think i'm sinning, because apparently literally everybody except for me uses their shower time for that
[spoiler]
seriously, that whole post may be the most potently nausea-inducing piece of text i've ever read myface;[/spoiler]
I mean I do both it doesn't have to be one thing or the other lol. My showers have always been long anyway and if anyone suspects anything it's not like I'd care or they'd say anything girl;
Quote from: YPargh on August 19, 2017, 11:08:04 PM
I mean I do both it doesn't have to be one thing or the other lol. My showers have always been long anyway and if anyone suspects anything it's not like I'd care or they'd say anything girl;
but water is a terrible dermal lubricant
soap and mucous membranes do not mix
as you note, certain bodily fluids coagulate and clog the drain
how could that possibly be an enjoyable experience in any sense myface;
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on August 19, 2017, 11:12:07 PM
Quote from: YPargh on August 19, 2017, 11:08:04 PM
I mean I do both it doesn't have to be one thing or the other lol. My showers have always been long anyway and if anyone suspects anything it's not like I'd care or they'd say anything girl;
but water is a terrible dermal lubricant
soap and mucous membranes do not mix
as you note, certain bodily fluids coagulate and clog the drain
how could that possibly be an enjoyable experience in any sense myface;
Mucous membrane? Is this an uncircumcised thing?
Idk soap is fine. Doing it dry isn't the end of the world.
Idgaf about the drain
It's just as fine as masturbating normally is... honestly easier because I don't have to care about late leaking jizz or where I'm skeeting
Quote from: YPargh on August 19, 2017, 11:15:44 PM
Mucous membrane? Is this an uncircumcised thing?
no, i'm just as mutilated as you are, but surely you must have a urethra
so i simply don't understand how you could say this:
Quote from: YPargh on August 19, 2017, 11:15:44 PM
Idk soap is fine.
smithicide;
Quote from: YPargh on August 19, 2017, 11:15:44 PM
Idgaf about the drain
i mean someone has to clean it eventually myface;
Quote from: YPargh on August 19, 2017, 11:15:44 PMI don't have to care about late leaking jizz or where I'm skeeting
something about this is so out of character that i can't help but lol
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on August 20, 2017, 08:50:00 PM
Quote from: YPargh on August 19, 2017, 11:15:44 PM
Mucous membrane? Is this an uncircumcised thing?
no, i'm just as mutilated as you are, but surely you must have a urethra
so i simply don't understand how you could say this:
Quote from: YPargh on August 19, 2017, 11:15:44 PM
Idk soap is fine.
smithicide;
Quote from: YPargh on August 19, 2017, 11:15:44 PM
Idgaf about the drain
i mean someone has to clean it eventually myface;
Quote from: YPargh on August 19, 2017, 11:15:44 PMI don't have to care about late leaking jizz or where I'm skeeting
something about this is so out of character that i can't help but lol
I mean yeah it happens sometimes and it's annoying but w/e live on the edge
I clean it so it's kinda w/e.
It is definitely out of character for me I will admit but idk being discreet isnt great for encouraging discussion. And plus boyah is the only place I confess my sins atm so feels good man
showre jerking is gross and the nut doesnt wash off in warm water anyway idk why ppl do it
Quote from: YPargh on August 20, 2017, 11:49:40 PM
I mean yeah it happens sometimes and it's annoying but w/e live on the edge
I clean it so it's kinda w/e.
It is definitely out of character for me I will admit but idk being discreet isnt great for encouraging discussion. And plus boyah is the only place I confess my sins atm so feels good man
i wonder if lote would approve of his name being used in this manner
and i'm not complaining, vulgar depraved ypr is our favorite giggle;
Quote from: Snowy on August 21, 2017, 05:42:57 PM
If you're careful soap won't burn you, but if does get inside it hurts like a bitch.
so why even take the risk myface;
Quote from: Travis on August 21, 2017, 07:38:39 PM
showre jerking is gross and the nut doesnt wash off in warm water anyway idk why ppl do it
srsly
Quote from: YPargh on August 18, 2017, 04:08:30 PM
Oh yeah and I'm super prude but I think farting in front of another person, even your significant other, is horribly uncouth and disgusting
at least we can both agree that this is absolutely vile
and if such behavior is frequent, it honestly qualifies as moderate spousal abuse srsly
Quote from: Travis on August 21, 2017, 07:38:39 PM
showre jerking is gross and the nut doesnt wash off in warm water anyway idk why ppl do it
why would you jizz on yourself though
idk how to explain it but having my fingernails touch/snag on certain fabric/material is the WORST
also like every post in this thread jesus guys akudood;
Quote from: Himu on August 21, 2017, 09:46:38 PM
idk how to explain it but having my fingernails touch/snag on certain fabric/material is the WORST
also like every post in this thread jesus guys akudood;
styrofoam
certain types of paper
smithicide;
Biting and dragging your teeth on a bath towel
Quote from: YPargh on August 18, 2017, 03:10:46 PM
But srsly: leeches, the idea of them makes me kind of freak out
certain insects have this unique ability to inspire a particular combination of terror and utter disgust
anything more exotic than an ant/mosquito/fly etc., and i absolutely panic
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on August 21, 2017, 10:07:40 PM
Quote from: YPargh on August 18, 2017, 03:10:46 PM
But srsly: leeches, the idea of them makes me kind of freak out
certain insects have this unique ability to inspire a particular combination of terror and utter disgust
anything more exotic than an ant/mosquito/fly etc., and i absolutely panic
[spoiler]centipedes[/spoiler]
smithicide;
Quote from: Himu on August 21, 2017, 10:10:13 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on August 21, 2017, 10:07:40 PM
Quote from: YPargh on August 18, 2017, 03:10:46 PM
But srsly: leeches, the idea of them makes me kind of freak out
certain insects have this unique ability to inspire a particular combination of terror and utter disgust
anything more exotic than an ant/mosquito/fly etc., and i absolutely panic
[spoiler]centipedes[/spoiler]
smithicide;
jesus christ yes ugly;
and those insects capable of extreme camouflage like stick/leaf insects
if ever i encountered one of those things in real life, i'd probably literally scream
Quote from: YPargh on August 21, 2017, 09:26:26 PM
Quote from: Travis on August 21, 2017, 07:38:39 PM
showre jerking is gross and the nut doesnt wash off in warm water anyway idk why ppl do it
why would you jizz on yourself though
i never did such a thing but it still sticks to the floor and whatnot
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on August 21, 2017, 10:14:23 PM
Quote from: Himu on August 21, 2017, 10:10:13 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on August 21, 2017, 10:07:40 PM
Quote from: YPargh on August 18, 2017, 03:10:46 PM
But srsly: leeches, the idea of them makes me kind of freak out
certain insects have this unique ability to inspire a particular combination of terror and utter disgust
anything more exotic than an ant/mosquito/fly etc., and i absolutely panic
[spoiler]centipedes[/spoiler]
smithicide;
jesus christ yes ugly;
and those insects capable of extremely camouflage like stick/leaf insects
if ever i encountered one of those things in real life, i'd probably literally scream
aw those ones are cute though. I'm a leaf guys believe me!
Quote from: Travis on August 21, 2017, 10:57:55 PM
Quote from: YPargh on August 21, 2017, 09:26:26 PM
Quote from: Travis on August 21, 2017, 07:38:39 PM
showre jerking is gross and the nut doesnt wash off in warm water anyway idk why ppl do it
why would you jizz on yourself though
i never did such a thing but it still sticks to the floor and whatnot
yeah I guess that's true. Currently shower doesn't have a drain cap on it though so it all goes down pretty easily if I aim in that direction
centipedes are cool. wtf dont talk shit
Quote from: YPargh on August 21, 2017, 11:11:42 PM
Quote from: Majorana's Mask on August 21, 2017, 10:14:23 PM
and those insects capable of extremely camouflage like stick/leaf insects
if ever i encountered one of those things in real life, i'd probably literally scream
aw those ones are cute though. I'm a leaf guys believe me!
Quote from: SVT on August 22, 2017, 01:56:47 PM
centipedes are cool. wtf dont talk shit
they're both somewhat more interesting and less creepy to observe from afar
like
maybe through a digital display or a 6" thick, bulletproof glass enclosure
but specifically when it comes to stick and leaf insects, if i were out in the wild and touched a stick or leaf and it started wiggling, i'd absolutely freak out smithicide;
dont talk SHIT
- disembodied human hair or nails
- embodied arse hair, and perhaps even more disgusting
- embodied armpit hair
[spoiler=nsfw]http://boyah.net/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=167;sa=showPosts[/spoiler]
Rude, but what hurts most is that there's a hint of truth to your submission. cry;
its more disgusting that you tampered with the beautiful 2007-09 posts
some of those had to be purged for the good of boyah, lol