http://www.jackinworld.com/expert/00favorites.html
I think I found my new favorite website. caterpie;
I went to a website like that before. navi;
That really doesn't do much for me.
Read the comments.
Must...try...tomorrow...
Quote from: Buffy on June 12, 2007, 08:39:47 PM
That really doesn't do much for me.
I'll hold you.
Get a plastic sandwich baggie and put some Vaseline in it. Then put your penis in and squish all the Vaseline around so it covers your penis. Once that is done, kneel in front of a bed. Lift the up mattress and put your penis, with the baggie still on it, between the mattress and the box-spring. Start pumping as if you were having sex. When you're done, all you have to do is throw away the baggie.
Quote from: Lawlz on June 12, 2007, 08:41:49 PM
Read the comments.
I am a 50 year old man and masturbate everyday. I have been doing this method ever since I started. I enjoy laying on my bed in my boxers and getting off. Masturbation is a great release. It is also a good before you go to sleep, sometimes I masturbate in bed at night. I fantasize about masturbating with another guy even though I am not gay. This is a great experience.
ugly;
Quote from: JMV290 on June 12, 2007, 08:47:46 PM
Get a plastic sandwich baggie and put some Vaseline in it. Then put your penis in and squish all the Vaseline around so it covers your penis. Once that is done, kneel in front of a bed. Lift the up mattress and put your penis, with the baggie still on it, between the mattress and the box-spring. Start pumping as if you were having sex. When you're done, all you have to do is throw away the baggie.
This is AWESOME!!! The orgasm was so intense. Thank you Jackin World
Quoteim 13 and until i found this site, i thought i was a pervert for masturbating, but this site made me feel alot better, anyway, i tried the rosy palm, but it was uncomfortable so i just strate out masturbated. another thing, my top recomended lubricants, are saliva, lerbriderm hand moisturizer, and this green tea masauge oil i found in my dad's bathroom once. my top recommended porn sight, lickin.net, deffinatly check it out because u don't need credit card or email adress. thanks again guys
WHAT THE FUCK?
Quotemy mom showed me this site about two years ago and actually helped me to have a fake vagina( lube and condoms and foam rubber) since i do not have a dad or any older males in my life mom has been very understanding and patient with my puberty.
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Quote from: JMV290 on June 12, 2007, 08:54:41 PM
WHAT THE FUCK?
Quotemy mom showed me this site about two years ago and actually helped me to have a fake vagina( lube and condoms and foam rubber) since i do not have a dad or any older males in my life mom has been very understanding and patient with my puberty.
what
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AWSUM
QuoteI also love this technique!! I tried it the first time yesterday evening which of course resulted in a very strong orgasm with my bed covered with semen stains. I was on my knees using my right hand on my well lubricated penis head and my left hand's middle finger was playing the doorbell on my lubricated anal opening. I managed to come into a kind of rhytm where I rubbed my penis head and at the same time played around my anal opening. Reached my strong and long orgasm very fast from this. So watch out guys, you will nearly loose your mind when trying this out! Thanks a lot for this good technique, I will use it quit a lot from now on!
Someone lock this thread please before it gets out of hand burned;
Oh no! I don't have any sandwich bags gonk;
Quote from: Zack777 on June 12, 2007, 08:55:40 PM
Someone lock this thread please before it gets out of hand burned;
gtfo
Quotei use this technique often it is great! since i have a bit less than 4" i use the 'pencil grip' somdtimes even though i can fit the 'fist grip' prety good. i used this for lil bit over an hr. watching pornography and reading erotica. when i finaly go its great! it goes over 3' and i can fill over a c.m. of a dixie cup with my very thick white sperm. thnxs JW!! great technique
SMALL DICK.
Quote from: Lawlz on June 12, 2007, 08:55:11 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on June 12, 2007, 08:54:41 PM
WHAT THE FUCK?
Quotemy mom showed me this site about two years ago and actually helped me to have a fake vagina( lube and condoms and foam rubber) since i do not have a dad or any older males in my life mom has been very understanding and patient with my puberty.
what
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what
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AWSUM
Hey mom, I need a better way to jerk off. Could you help me out? caterpie;
Quote from: JMV290 on June 12, 2007, 08:56:40 PM
Quotei use this technique often it is great! since i have a bit less than 4" i use the 'pencil grip' somdtimes even though i can fit the 'fist grip' prety good. i used this for lil bit over an hr. watching pornography and reading erotica. when i finaly go its great! it goes over 3' and i can fill over a c.m. of a dixie cup with my very thick white sperm. thnxs JW!! great technique
SMALL DICK.
Hah, smaller han mines caterpie;
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 12, 2007, 08:58:09 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 12, 2007, 08:55:11 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on June 12, 2007, 08:54:41 PM
WHAT THE FUCK?
Quotemy mom showed me this site about two years ago and actually helped me to have a fake vagina( lube and condoms and foam rubber) since i do not have a dad or any older males in my life mom has been very understanding and patient with my puberty.
what
the
fuck
what
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AWSUM
Hey mom, I need a better way to jerk off. Could you help me out? caterpie;
Let me start you out there son. yes;
Quote from: Tomboh on June 12, 2007, 09:01:03 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 12, 2007, 08:58:09 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on June 12, 2007, 08:55:11 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on June 12, 2007, 08:54:41 PM
WHAT THE FUCK?
Quotemy mom showed me this site about two years ago and actually helped me to have a fake vagina( lube and condoms and foam rubber) since i do not have a dad or any older males in my life mom has been very understanding and patient with my puberty.
what
the
fuck
what
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AWSUM
Hey mom, I need a better way to jerk off. Could you help me out? caterpie;
Let me start you out there son. yes;
What's that stuff coming out of it? gonk;
Quotethis is my favorite!!! it reminds me of having sex with by boyfriend!!!!
wut
QuoteI am 22 and I use the stop and go method a few years ago. But I think I abuse it by doing it to long. My sex life is ruined because I'm afraid to ejaculate because after ejaculating I have pains in my groin and neck all on left side only. I been to the doctor and they can't my nothing wrong with me. I really belive I damage something by the stop and go method. Could I have damage something? Please help me find out whats wrong with me.
lol faggot
QuotePraise to whoever created this technique! You are a masturbation god amongst mere mortals!! I used this technique for the first time today, not only did it extend my session by almost a minute and a half i ejaculated MUCH more semen. Thank you very much!!
I think Dionysius was the god of that.
QuoteIn the past two years I have had quite a time with myself, using mostly this method. Using mineral oil, visual stimuli, and a lot of self-control, and sometimes in the company of my wife, I have masturbated for as long as six hours, with the end result being an orgasm of massive size and explosive strength. I have found that it is better to keep yourself erect as much as you can during the "stop and go" period. Of course, you will be exhausted afterwards, which is why it is best to save this for special occasions when you are ready to go all out.
Some one needs a life.
QuoteTHIS IS WAY TOO INTENSE!! MY SISTER ACTUALLY DID THIS ON ME SHE IS 15-1/2 AND ME 14 COVERED HER HAND WITH SEMEN
No comment
QuoteWOW i use this all the time, which is lots. The rosy arm rocks. 4/4 penises!
Comment Poster gets 0/4 vaginas
QuoteMy friends father did this technique on me, I am 18 and he said he had something to show me. I whent into his room and he was naked with an erection in hand I have seen his penis before when it poped out from under his sheets becouse he sleeps nude. He told me to lay on the bed and undo my pants. I did and he grabed my penis and started to rub it against his palm. I cam with great force all over his hand, he then laid down and told me to do it to him. I did and he ejaculated as I did, he told me anytime I wanted to, to stop by when no one is home again.
gonk;
QuoteThis position was awsome I Love my semen and I showed my frind how to do it . So when we do this we swallow all the semen in our mouths and let eachother lick the rest off every one should eat their semen, Don't waste it!! ;)
QUEER.
QuoteWoah ho hoo! After I read this one I stripped down right in the middle of the living room, layed down, lubed up, and commensed to humping my arms. It took a little while but the feeling was like no other. When I reached climax I shot jizz all the way up to my shoulders. Great technic!
Hope you didn't have company over. burned;
QuoteTry putting your finger in a little deeper (with KY or something) and push on your pubic bone as you orgasm! It's AMAZING to feel all of your little muscles and stuff pumping out your semen. Try it!
No thanks, I don't like sticking my whole hand up my ass.
QuoteI've been doing this one since I was about 4 years old. I was 11 before I found out the "correct" way to masturbate. What I like about it is that it takes much longer than the regular way of masturbating, so it keeps you on the edge for a long time. It's also good if you have a sock over your penis.
...4 years old?
QuoteQuoteMy friends father did this technique on me, I am 18 and he said he had something to show me. I whent into his room and he was naked with an erection in hand I have seen his penis before when it poped out from under his sheets becouse he sleeps nude. He told me to lay on the bed and undo my pants. I did and he grabed my penis and started to rub it against his palm. I cam with great force all over his hand, he then laid down and told me to do it to him. I did and he ejaculated as I did, he told me anytime I wanted to, to stop by when no one is home again.
gonk;
Holy hell
Quote from: JMV290 on June 12, 2007, 09:05:49 PM
QuoteTHIS IS WAY TOO INTENSE!! MY SISTER ACTUALLY DID THIS ON ME SHE IS 15-1/2 AND ME 14 COVERED HER HAND WITH SEMEN
No comment
I lol'd at your "no comment"
QuoteWOW i use this all the time, which is lots. The rosy arm rocks. 4/4 penises!
Comment Poster gets 0/4 vaginas
Wow..
QuoteMy friends father did this technique on me, I am 18 and he said he had something to show me. I whent into his room and he was naked with an erection in hand I have seen his penis before when it poped out from under his sheets becouse he sleeps nude. He told me to lay on the bed and undo my pants. I did and he grabed my penis and started to rub it against his palm. I cam with great force all over his hand, he then laid down and told me to do it to him. I did and he ejaculated as I did, he told me anytime I wanted to, to stop by when no one is home again.
gonk;
Wtf? That's fucked up...
Quote from: JMV290 on June 12, 2007, 09:05:49 PM
QuoteTHIS IS WAY TOO INTENSE!! MY SISTER ACTUALLY DID THIS ON ME SHE IS 15-1/2 AND ME 14 COVERED HER HAND WITH SEMEN
No comment
INCEST, INCEST, IT'S THE BEST. PUT YOUR SISTER TO THE TEST.
I ALREADY DO THESE WTF
QuoteIt had an actual oral stimulation by myself a few times as a teenager, but boy was it hard to achieve. I actually succeeded at giving it to myself, although I couldn't go any farther than the head. If would have tried more often if I had a longer thanusual hard on so I could have enjoyed it better. It felt ok but it's much better when it's easy or a woman puts her lips on it for you.
DON'T SWALLOW
Quotei cant figure out how to do this
Retard can't even fap.
QuoteAnother way to do this is to use the back of your computer chair. Many have a detachable back rest which feels very similar to couch cushions. Just unscrew the back, insert the bag and your penis, lower the back rest again and go at it. It's good because you can watch stuff on your computer screen while you do it.
Great for fapping while cybering old men.
QuoteOh my god I tried this technique, and it was the best. I got stuck in my room for a couple hours going through 5 condoms. It felt so real, and a good porn, made the day. As long as I am alone and have a baggie toilet paper roll and a good porn, I am a happy man. Thank you so much, I will be reading for more comments on this. 5 stars all the way
china;
QuoteHey, if anyone ever gets to reading this, this is the best technique for masterbatinng ever. I've still going through puberty (extremely late..17 yo), and i only ejaculate when it feels really good, and everytime for this technique it works so freakin much, even back to back. No blanks. But the only problem is that i feel like absolute CRAP after doing this. I feel like such a loser. I mean i completely beleive, and love masturbating...but we are having a foursome with a ziploc bag, vaseline, and our goddamn MATRESS!!! IT's so depressing that i spend hours doing that and then while im ejaculating, im calling myself a loser. QUITE QUITE sad.
You're posting a comment there. Of course you're a loser.
QuoteThis is amazing!!!!!!! I've just done it and im covered in semen right now! I managed to get it on my face!!
wtf lol
Quote from: Tomboh on June 12, 2007, 09:07:13 PM
QuoteQuoteMy friends father did this technique on me, I am 18 and he said he had something to show me. I whent into his room and he was naked with an erection in hand I have seen his penis before when it poped out from under his sheets becouse he sleeps nude. He told me to lay on the bed and undo my pants. I did and he grabed my penis and started to rub it against his palm. I cam with great force all over his hand, he then laid down and told me to do it to him. I did and he ejaculated as I did, he told me anytime I wanted to, to stop by when no one is home again.
gonk;
Holy hell
Wtf? This's some fucking sick shit...
Quotethis was awsome it was the worst ever i got a broke penis
...What?
Quotecan someone invent some new techiniques i jagg abou twenty times a day all week and i am running ut of stuff to try my penis is now 13.5 innches no surgery no nothing i just jagg all the time and i am only 16 years old
Right, and your balls are basketball sized.
QuoteTHIS WAY IS QUITE GOOD. I ACTUALLY DID THIS AT OUR BREAKFAST TABLE WHILE TALKING TO MY MOM. I'M 14 AND MOM IS 35 SO WE ARE CLOSE SHE KNOWS I J/O AND HAS WALKED IN ON ME ONCE BUT IT WAS NO BIG DEAL.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA suicide;
QuoteWell, I understood the messiness problem that this method would entail and made the appropriate arrangements. I did not, however, realise the far worse problem that this creates. Yes, I got off, yes it went all over the place and YES I experienced previously unimagined levels of friction. I sit here now with a cold wet flannel wrapped around the bruised and bloody mess that once was my penis. I will NOT be using this method again, and the amount of pain I'm in at the moment suggests that I'll never be able to use any other method, regular or otherwise, ever again. My penis is in tatters and it's your fault. There's blood on your hands JackinWorld...There's blood on mine too.
crai;
Really though, I don't need all those extras techniques. I just do it the regular way. caterpie;
Quotefind this at your toy store---its called-- sockimbockim, its an inflatable boxing glove, you put your fist in. but instead, you lub. your penis and insert it. for instant pleasure!!!!!!!!
IT'S MORE FUN THAN A PILLOW FIGHT
QuoteOW, this sounded so good, so I looked around the house and cut the bottom off a 2 liter coke bottle and took large bubble wrap, rolled up and placed in bottle, put on a condom and some lube and WOW, what a great way to get off and no mess, I use water based lube. Enjoy
lol
Quotethis technique didnt work for me, it just hurt
poppy;
QuoteI have a used a hot water bottle for years and love the feel. I have tried the sandwich technique but most times just lay on top of it in bed and rub away. When you wake up in the morning with morningwood, it is great to roll over and rub one off really quickly. What a way to start your day.
powerofone;
QuoteEven better----you can eat the spaghetii afterward!
lol Will she get pregnate?
QuoteI tried this and......... Ithink it is a wast of pasta..... good but not good enough... and is it ever hard to stick your penis through the saran wrap. I think you should try it with somthing else than a regular glass.
navi;
QuoteThis method was AMAZING!!!!! With this method I had the most amazing orgasm Ive had since my first one. It was so realistic... it may sound rediculous but it is really great. I used a 20oz pop bottle with a bit of the top cut away and i used egg noddles instead of spaghetti noodles but it worked just the same but i used butter rather than olive oil. If i was to give this one a rating out of 10 i would give it a 14.7... now if you would excuse me i need to go and cook some noodles.
Try Ramen.
Fuck, all these comments are so fucking stupid, sick and weird.
WTF, people masturbate with pasta? psyduck;
Quote from: V on June 12, 2007, 09:18:21 PM
Really though, I don't need all those extras techniques. I just do it the regular way. caterpie;
Same here, but the comments are hilarious.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 12, 2007, 09:21:05 PM
Quote from: V on June 12, 2007, 09:18:21 PM
Really though, I don't need all those extras techniques. I just do it the regular way. caterpie;
Same here, but the comments are hilarious.
I know, I laughed like for 10min at all of them.
QuoteAs a expert jacker myself and a refridgeration contracter. I would like to comment that refridgeration grade armaflex is better to jack with because it is seemless and more flexable and availaible in many sizes.even for the extra large.
I got my degree at NYU. I am Jack Mehoff PH D of Masturbation.
QuoteI use pantyhose,sometimes i wear them or just pull the leg part over it ,it feels great.
wut psyduck;
Quote from: GCD333 on June 12, 2007, 09:12:37 PM
QuoteThis is amazing!!!!!!! I've just done it and im covered in semen right now! I managed to get it on my face!!
wtf lol
Olol.
Quotethis is my way to j/o i pull my skin back as far as i can. so i can smell my head cheese i pull it back about 2 inch, about 290 min. then i shout all over my chest
I like shouting at my chest too. And smelling head cheese. psyduck;
QuoteI usually buy two kinds of latex gloves. I wear Medium gloves on my hands and try to get large or extra large latex gloves from the store. Sometimes, they have a box lying around the "clean-up" section of Wal-Marts. I put the large latex glove on my erect penis and wear medium latex gloves on my hands. I masturbate to any way I like, usually pictures of guys wearing braces or mouthguards. Sometimes, I also use my back massager to massage my penis. When I am done ejaculating, I take off the latex glove from my penis and throw it out. I then reuse the glove I put on my hands for next time until it turns yellow.
WHAT. THE. HELL.
Quoteholy **** this feels good!! sometimes for added sensation i cram a beanie baby in to my little boxers it feels so good u got to try it.
Lol, beanie babies.
QuoteA variation on this technique is to urinate in the condom. As the slick, warm liquid creeps over the head and on up the shaft of your penis, the feeing is deeply sensuous. Looking through the volume of the piss, your penis will look enormous and by gently moving your the rubber back and forth, you'll reach a climax. If not, you're well on your way. Caution: I would not do this on the damask sofa or in the middle of your white carpeting. Accidents can happen. Make sure the condom is secure at the base of your penis and try not to fill it more than one third way full.
WHADDAFUX
Quotehi my name is Joe B.I am a 35 year old man with a 7&3/4" penis . i use this method of masterbation on average of 5 to 20 times per week. i recently discovered that i am Bi-sexual!!when i confessed my new-found love of guys to my girlfriend she was very turned off ,so i naturally need a hands-free method,as i personally achieve the best pleasures if i stimulate my prostate as i'm pumping "foo-foo"i also like to use wooden clothes-pins on my nipples which i squeeze just before orgasam!i am in need of an edible form of lubrication which will allow me to be able to suck my semen out of the gloves and enjoy the "fruits of my labor"
Kinky.
QuoteThis felt really interesting. First, I cut open the peppers and stuffed my penis inside them, kinda like stuffing a turkey (but with a BONAR) LOL ne ways the seeds started to drip onto my scrotum and this kinda felt like saliva...
then i made some fajitas lol
QuoteI just tried this technique and it was surprisingly erotic. It felt kind of perverted using a piece of fruit, but that may have been part of the turn-on. It was deliciously slimy and the squishy sounds are a real turn-on, especially as you increase your stroking speed. The resulting orgasm was quite powerful. I recommend using a non-ripe banana, as a ripe one would easily fall apart because all that stroking definitely softens up the banana. You will definitely need to clean up afterwards, so don't use this technique if you are in a hurry. Age 39, Connecticut
I want a banana lol.
QuoteWow...was this one great! Wonderful and surely a different experience. But messy. Be sure you can really shower or clean up well after. Much better than Banana Man and I liked that one when I tried it! One of your respondents said, "It is especially good if you eat the banana afterwards!! " I don't know, chuncks of the banana kept falling apart and I kept eating the pieces as I went along. Maybe the banana I used was too ripe. I hope many of JackinWorld's readers try this one. I think it deserves more than 3 hands! Happy male aged 65.
You are a fucking retard.
Just make some banana bread. :|:|
QuoteI've been an avid bed humper most of my life and love hearing what other guys like to use. Us humpers should have our own forum or something.
forums.nintendo.com
QuoteI had an old bike with a shiny vinyl bananna seat. Riding it with tight shorts on would stimulate my crotch and scrotum. Lube up, lean forward with your schlong tucked under your scrotum, tighten your legs and rock back and forth to a massive orgasm!
My bike got stolen.
Quoteyou can hump just about anything...what I expericanced last summer I was swimming in lake Michigan and there were alot of waves because it was about to storm and I got hard in my swim suit just from the waves. Well the waves got so bad I need a raft, I had a circular tube, like a donute but the center wansnt cut out, so actually its like a snow tube, i tied it to me so I wouldnt lose it and basically layed on it out on the water and humped it, like on the sides, just being in the water lubed it pefectly, specailly when a wave camp...it was great, had a different feeling.
I once had my leg humped by a dog. :(
QuoteI think the best for females is to find the next best thing, a baseball bat with a condom on the handle. it willgive YOU the best oral sex you have had in a long time
Oh yes, a baseball bat with a condom. Makes perfect sense.
QuoteOMG this felt incredible i can't belive it only took me an hour and 30 min to get this done once i reached orgasm i exploded into heaven my semen shot a full 3 meters!!!! I was impressed with the results of this thxs jackin expert!
3 meters, eh? YOU SHOULD TRY OUT FOR THE OLYMPICS, LOL
QuoteYeah it makes a way better! I have a longer session and it feels great - 15 Years Old. Ontario
**** CANADIANS TAKING OUR TECHNIQUES! argh;
Quoteomg i ejaculated more than i hadever before great!!!!! andrew 15
aaaaa anjew is trying these techniques and loving it. caterpie;
QuoteThis technique is brill. I'm 14 and have been masturbating once a day for the last 3 years. Before I found Jackinworld, it would take me 5-10 minutes to cum and the sperm would just dribble out and collect in my belly button. For the last 3 months, I've been doing kegels and messing around with stop go, with fantastic results. On Saturday mornings, I have the house to myself and I'm now taking 1 1/2 to 2 hours to wank off. The orgams are truly awesome, lasting 3-4 times as long and the slow dribble has been replaced by a flood of sperm. I regularly produce 6-8 spurts (the record so far is 13 !)and it shoots way over my shoulder. sometimes as far as the wall and the bedside lamp !
Wow psyduck;
Quote from: Bushybrow on June 12, 2007, 09:37:44 PM
QuoteThis technique is brill. I'm 14 and have been masturbating once a day for the last 3 years. Before I found Jackinworld, it would take me 5-10 minutes to cum and the sperm would just dribble out and collect in my belly button. For the last 3 months, I've been doing kegels and messing around with stop go, with fantastic results. On Saturday mornings, I have the house to myself and I'm now taking 1 1/2 to 2 hours to wank off. The orgams are truly awesome, lasting 3-4 times as long and the slow dribble has been replaced by a flood of sperm. I regularly produce 6-8 spurts (the record so far is 13 !)and it shoots way over my shoulder. sometimes as far as the wall and the bedside lamp !
Wow psyduck;
Damn he's good ness;
QuoteA truly vicious and ultimately rewarding variation on this is to stop&go for days rather than just hours. Have a session until you think you can't hold off any longer, then stop completely, and do it again the next day, and the next, as long as you can hold out. I'm currently on my 7th day of my current stop&go challenge, and my rules are even more merciless, since I make myself masturbate just short of orgasm not only for at least an hour each evening at home, but also every time I have to visit the gents' at work, and every time I get an erection (this can be quite awkward sometimes, but them's the rules). I'm at the point now where my entire groin is constantly tingling, and the merest touch on my penis immediately starts building towards orgasm. I even almost came from the friction from my boxers walking down the road yesterday! Needless to say, I can't wait to discover what the orgasm is like when I finally give in and let myself come (probably using the Tiny One-Fingered Circle method, just to cap off the self-control exercise). For me, this truly makes Stop & Go the prince of self-control methods.
SCARY MOVIE 2
Quotei would love to try this with my friend but im to scared to ask him i think he'll call me gay
Yeah, I think you are.
QuoteI normally masturbate with some of my gym male friends. I guess we've seen each other in the showers so often that the next logical step has been to take the visual fantasy to a physical level. This has gone on for years... As a matter of fact, we've developed sort of a "weekend masturbation party" where all of us, with no clothes on, hang out, talk and masturbate (the 69 is one of our group favorites). This can go on for hours. Sometimes we bring in new friends to experience the pleasure. At first they act scared, but quickly let their defenses down, as they feel some of the most erotic experiences ever. Call it male-bonding or what you might, nobody can deny it's a HOT, safe, and visually exciting activity. Our friendships have "grown", much like our penises, as we explore this jackin' world extravaganza week after week.
When I hang out with my friends we usually play smash bros or Halo.
QuoteThis is the method my brother and I prefer. We're both nineteen and still share a room so we can enjoy each other's company. We get on our sides so our penises are in front of each others face and then we wank each other all the way. We both agree that it feels so much better to do each other than to do it to ourselves. We both have stronger orgasms when we masturbate each other.We enjoy giving each other hot facials with our stuff and sometimes we even experiment with catching some of it orally.
I'm telling your mom.
Quotei love wanking in the shower this is the best methord
I like jacking off in the shower too.
Quotecan someone invent some new techiniques i jagg abou twenty times a day all week and i am running ut of stuff to try my penis is now 13.5 innches no surgery no nothing i just jagg all the time and i am only 16 years old
20 times a day?
This can't be good.
Quote from: JMV290 on June 12, 2007, 10:14:54 PM
QuoteA truly vicious and ultimately rewarding variation on this is to stop&go for days rather than just hours. Have a session until you think you can't hold off any longer, then stop completely, and do it again the next day, and the next, as long as you can hold out. I'm currently on my 7th day of my current stop&go challenge, and my rules are even more merciless, since I make myself masturbate just short of orgasm not only for at least an hour each evening at home, but also every time I have to visit the gents' at work, and every time I get an erection (this can be quite awkward sometimes, but them's the rules). I'm at the point now where my entire groin is constantly tingling, and the merest touch on my penis immediately starts building towards orgasm. I even almost came from the friction from my boxers walking down the road yesterday! Needless to say, I can't wait to discover what the orgasm is like when I finally give in and let myself come (probably using the Tiny One-Fingered Circle method, just to cap off the self-control exercise). For me, this truly makes Stop & Go the prince of self-control methods.
SCARY MOVIE 2
Quotei would love to try this with my friend but im to scared to ask him i think he'll call me gay
Yeah, I think you are.
No, he is.
QuoteI normally masturbate with some of my gym male friends. I guess we've seen each other in the showers so often that the next logical step has been to take the visual fantasy to a physical level. This has gone on for years... As a matter of fact, we've developed sort of a "weekend masturbation party" where all of us, with no clothes on, hang out, talk and masturbate (the 69 is one of our group favorites). This can go on for hours. Sometimes we bring in new friends to experience the pleasure. At first they act scared, but quickly let their defenses down, as they feel some of the most erotic experiences ever. Call it male-bonding or what you might, nobody can deny it's a HOT, safe, and visually exciting activity. Our friendships have "grown", much like our penises, as we explore this jackin' world extravaganza week after week.
When I hang out with my friends we usually play smash bros or Halo. Pogeymanz are better when you've played Smach Bros for 2 years whenever we were really bored, and I hate Halo. powerofone;
QuoteThis is the method my brother and I prefer. We're both nineteen and still share a room so we can enjoy each other's company. We get on our sides so our penises are in front of each others face and then we wank each other all the way. We both agree that it feels so much better to do each other than to do it to ourselves. We both have stronger orgasms when we masturbate each other.We enjoy giving each other hot facials with our stuff and sometimes we even experiment with catching some of it orally.
I'm telling your mom. and I hope you succeed.
Quotei love wanking in the shower this is the best methord
I like jacking off in the shower too.
Fuck that, the bed is better.
Quotecan someone invent some new techiniques i jagg abou twenty times a day all week and i am running ut of stuff to try my penis is now 13.5 innches no surgery no nothing i just jagg all the time and i am only 16 years old
20 times a day?
I honestly threw up in my mouth a bit while reading this. ugly;
What a bunch of fucking assholes.
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:14:20 AM
I honestly threw up in my mouth a bit while reading this. ugly;
What a bunch of fucking assholes.
THEY'RE ALL FUCKING WEIRD AND STUPID.
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:15:29 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:14:20 AM
I honestly threw up in my mouth a bit while reading this. ugly;
What a bunch of fucking assholes.
THEY'RE ALL FUCKING WEIRD AND STUPID.
And it's ESPECIALLY strange for a guy who doesn't fap. psyduck;
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:17:51 AM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:15:29 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:14:20 AM
I honestly threw up in my mouth a bit while reading this. ugly;
What a bunch of fucking assholes.
THEY'RE ALL FUCKING WEIRD AND STUPID.
And it's ESPECIALLY strange for a guy who doesn't fap. psyduck;
Lol, just don't try it. You're clean right now, you get addicted if you do it.
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:19:30 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:17:51 AM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:15:29 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:14:20 AM
I honestly threw up in my mouth a bit while reading this. ugly;
What a bunch of fucking assholes.
THEY'RE ALL FUCKING WEIRD AND STUPID.
And it's ESPECIALLY strange for a guy who doesn't fap. psyduck;
Lol, just don't try it. You're clean right now, you get addicted if you do it.
Yeah, I won't. It'd just cause trouble. gonk;
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:20:42 AM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:19:30 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:17:51 AM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:15:29 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:14:20 AM
I honestly threw up in my mouth a bit while reading this. ugly;
What a bunch of fucking assholes.
THEY'RE ALL FUCKING WEIRD AND STUPID.
And it's ESPECIALLY strange for a guy who doesn't fap. psyduck;
Lol, just don't try it. You're clean right now, you get addicted if you do it.
Yeah, I won't. It'd just cause trouble. gonk;
Your dad or brother could walk in, and try to be gay like all these people are (Based on their comments.)...
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:22:18 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:20:42 AM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:19:30 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:17:51 AM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:15:29 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:14:20 AM
I honestly threw up in my mouth a bit while reading this. ugly;
What a bunch of fucking assholes.
THEY'RE ALL FUCKING WEIRD AND STUPID.
And it's ESPECIALLY strange for a guy who doesn't fap. psyduck;
Lol, just don't try it. You're clean right now, you get addicted if you do it.
Yeah, I won't. It'd just cause trouble. gonk;
Your dad or brother could walk in, and try to be gay like all these people are (Based on their comments.)...
omg, so my best frends uncle came (lol pun) into th room an grabd my penis. it was the best then i fucked him hard.
it felt so good even tho im not gay
also im only 7
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:25:15 AM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:22:18 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:20:42 AM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:19:30 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:17:51 AM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:15:29 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:14:20 AM
I honestly threw up in my mouth a bit while reading this. ugly;
What a bunch of fucking assholes.
THEY'RE ALL FUCKING WEIRD AND STUPID.
And it's ESPECIALLY strange for a guy who doesn't fap. psyduck;
Lol, just don't try it. You're clean right now, you get addicted if you do it.
Yeah, I won't. It'd just cause trouble. gonk;
Your dad or brother could walk in, and try to be gay like all these people are (Based on their comments.)...
omg, so my best frends uncle came (lol pun) into th room an grabd my penis. it was the best then i fucked him hard.
it felt so good even tho im not gay
also im only 7
WTF??? Is that a comment or your story!?
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:39:27 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:25:15 AM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:22:18 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:20:42 AM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:19:30 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:17:51 AM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:15:29 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:14:20 AM
I honestly threw up in my mouth a bit while reading this. ugly;
What a bunch of fucking assholes.
THEY'RE ALL FUCKING WEIRD AND STUPID.
And it's ESPECIALLY strange for a guy who doesn't fap. psyduck;
Lol, just don't try it. You're clean right now, you get addicted if you do it.
Yeah, I won't. It'd just cause trouble. gonk;
Your dad or brother could walk in, and try to be gay like all these people are (Based on their comments.)...
omg, so my best frends uncle came (lol pun) into th room an grabd my penis. it was the best then i fucked him hard.
it felt so good even tho im not gay
also im only 7
WTF??? Is that a comment or your story!?
...My story. china;
I know, it sounds exactly like most of those comments. gonk;
Someone should call the police and investigate on all of the incest. psyduck;
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:40:12 AM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:39:27 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:25:15 AM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:22:18 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:20:42 AM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:19:30 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:17:51 AM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:15:29 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:14:20 AM
I honestly threw up in my mouth a bit while reading this. ugly;
What a bunch of fucking assholes.
THEY'RE ALL FUCKING WEIRD AND STUPID.
And it's ESPECIALLY strange for a guy who doesn't fap. psyduck;
Lol, just don't try it. You're clean right now, you get addicted if you do it.
Yeah, I won't. It'd just cause trouble. gonk;
Your dad or brother could walk in, and try to be gay like all these people are (Based on their comments.)...
omg, so my best frends uncle came (lol pun) into th room an grabd my penis. it was the best then i fucked him hard.
it felt so good even tho im not gay
also im only 7
WTF??? Is that a comment or your story!?
...My story. china;
I know, it sounds exactly like most of those comments. gonk;
You fucked your uncle or one of his friends? You can't even get a hard on when you're young right?
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:42:10 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:40:12 AM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:39:27 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:25:15 AM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:22:18 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:20:42 AM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:19:30 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:17:51 AM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:15:29 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:14:20 AM
I honestly threw up in my mouth a bit while reading this. ugly;
What a bunch of fucking assholes.
THEY'RE ALL FUCKING WEIRD AND STUPID.
And it's ESPECIALLY strange for a guy who doesn't fap. psyduck;
Lol, just don't try it. You're clean right now, you get addicted if you do it.
Yeah, I won't. It'd just cause trouble. gonk;
Your dad or brother could walk in, and try to be gay like all these people are (Based on their comments.)...
omg, so my best frends uncle came (lol pun) into th room an grabd my penis. it was the best then i fucked him hard.
it felt so good even tho im not gay
also im only 7
WTF??? Is that a comment or your story!?
...My story. china;
I know, it sounds exactly like most of those comments. gonk;
You fucked your uncle or one of his friends? You can't even get a hard on when you're young right?
...Dude, I made the story up... psyduck;
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:43:12 AM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:42:10 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:40:12 AM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:39:27 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:25:15 AM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:22:18 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:20:42 AM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:19:30 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:17:51 AM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:15:29 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:14:20 AM
I honestly threw up in my mouth a bit while reading this. ugly;
What a bunch of fucking assholes.
THEY'RE ALL FUCKING WEIRD AND STUPID.
And it's ESPECIALLY strange for a guy who doesn't fap. psyduck;
Lol, just don't try it. You're clean right now, you get addicted if you do it.
Yeah, I won't. It'd just cause trouble. gonk;
Your dad or brother could walk in, and try to be gay like all these people are (Based on their comments.)...
omg, so my best frends uncle came (lol pun) into th room an grabd my penis. it was the best then i fucked him hard.
it felt so good even tho im not gay
also im only 7
WTF??? Is that a comment or your story!?
...My story. china;
I know, it sounds exactly like most of those comments. gonk;
You fucked your uncle or one of his friends? You can't even get a hard on when you're young right?
...Dude, I made the story up... psyduck;
I fucking fell for it!!! I'M SUCH A DUMBASS... emo;
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:45:05 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:43:12 AM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:42:10 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:40:12 AM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:39:27 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:25:15 AM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:22:18 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:20:42 AM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:19:30 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:17:51 AM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:15:29 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:14:20 AM
I honestly threw up in my mouth a bit while reading this. ugly;
What a bunch of fucking assholes.
THEY'RE ALL FUCKING WEIRD AND STUPID.
And it's ESPECIALLY strange for a guy who doesn't fap. psyduck;
Lol, just don't try it. You're clean right now, you get addicted if you do it.
Yeah, I won't. It'd just cause trouble. gonk;
Your dad or brother could walk in, and try to be gay like all these people are (Based on their comments.)...
omg, so my best frends uncle came (lol pun) into th room an grabd my penis. it was the best then i fucked him hard.
it felt so good even tho im not gay
also im only 7
WTF??? Is that a comment or your story!?
...My story. china;
I know, it sounds exactly like most of those comments. gonk;
You fucked your uncle or one of his friends? You can't even get a hard on when you're young right?
...Dude, I made the story up... psyduck;
I fucking fell for it!!! I'M SUCH A DUMBASS... emo;
...Holy shit, man. psyduck;
I'm not seven, I'm not gay, and I've never even MET any of my friend's uncles. gonk;
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:46:03 AM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:45:05 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:43:12 AM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:42:10 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:40:12 AM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:39:27 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:25:15 AM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:22:18 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:20:42 AM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:19:30 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:17:51 AM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:15:29 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:14:20 AM
I honestly threw up in my mouth a bit while reading this. ugly;
What a bunch of fucking assholes.
THEY'RE ALL FUCKING WEIRD AND STUPID.
And it's ESPECIALLY strange for a guy who doesn't fap. psyduck;
Lol, just don't try it. You're clean right now, you get addicted if you do it.
Yeah, I won't. It'd just cause trouble. gonk;
Your dad or brother could walk in, and try to be gay like all these people are (Based on their comments.)...
omg, so my best frends uncle came (lol pun) into th room an grabd my penis. it was the best then i fucked him hard.
it felt so good even tho im not gay
also im only 7
WTF??? Is that a comment or your story!?
...My story. china;
I know, it sounds exactly like most of those comments. gonk;
You fucked your uncle or one of his friends? You can't even get a hard on when you're young right?
...Dude, I made the story up... psyduck;
I fucking fell for it!!! I'M SUCH A DUMBASS... emo;
...Holy shit, man. psyduck;
I'm not seven, I'm not gay, and I've never even MET any of my friend's uncles. gonk;
Oh, I misread is and thought when you put 7, you meant it was like an old story so I didn't bother finish reading it.
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:49:45 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:46:03 AM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:45:05 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:43:12 AM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:42:10 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:40:12 AM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:39:27 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:25:15 AM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:22:18 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:20:42 AM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:19:30 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:17:51 AM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 13, 2007, 05:15:29 AM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 05:14:20 AM
I honestly threw up in my mouth a bit while reading this. ugly;
What a bunch of fucking assholes.
THEY'RE ALL FUCKING WEIRD AND STUPID.
And it's ESPECIALLY strange for a guy who doesn't fap. psyduck;
Lol, just don't try it. You're clean right now, you get addicted if you do it.
Yeah, I won't. It'd just cause trouble. gonk;
Your dad or brother could walk in, and try to be gay like all these people are (Based on their comments.)...
omg, so my best frends uncle came (lol pun) into th room an grabd my penis. it was the best then i fucked him hard.
it felt so good even tho im not gay
also im only 7
WTF??? Is that a comment or your story!?
...My story. china;
I know, it sounds exactly like most of those comments. gonk;
You fucked your uncle or one of his friends? You can't even get a hard on when you're young right?
...Dude, I made the story up... psyduck;
I fucking fell for it!!! I'M SUCH A DUMBASS... emo;
...Holy shit, man. psyduck;
I'm not seven, I'm not gay, and I've never even MET any of my friend's uncles. gonk;
Oh, I misread is and thought when you put 7, you meant it was like an old story so I didn't bother finish reading it.
...wut
The comments are fucking hilarious.
Quote from: WrenchNinja on June 13, 2007, 07:30:48 AM
The comments are fucking hilarious.
Some are fucking wierd...
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 12, 2007, 09:29:49 PM
Quotethis is my way to j/o i pull my skin back as far as i can. so i can smell my head cheese i pull it back about 2 inch, about 290 min. then i shout all over my chest
I like shouting at my chest too. And smelling head cheese. psyduck;
QuoteI usually buy two kinds of latex gloves. I wear Medium gloves on my hands and try to get large or extra large latex gloves from the store. Sometimes, they have a box lying around the "clean-up" section of Wal-Marts. I put the large latex glove on my erect penis and wear medium latex gloves on my hands. I masturbate to any way I like, usually pictures of guys wearing braces or mouthguards. Sometimes, I also use my back massager to massage my penis. When I am done ejaculating, I take off the latex glove from my penis and throw it out. I then reuse the glove I put on my hands for next time until it turns yellow.
WHAT. THE. HELL.
Quoteholy **** this feels good!! sometimes for added sensation i cram a beanie baby in to my little boxers it feels so good u got to try it.
Lol, beanie babies.
QuoteA variation on this technique is to urinate in the condom. As the slick, warm liquid creeps over the head and on up the shaft of your penis, the feeing is deeply sensuous. Looking through the volume of the piss, your penis will look enormous and by gently moving your the rubber back and forth, you'll reach a climax. If not, you're well on your way. Caution: I would not do this on the damask sofa or in the middle of your white carpeting. Accidents can happen. Make sure the condom is secure at the base of your penis and try not to fill it more than one third way full.
WHADDAFUX
...um...wut
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 06:40:53 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 12, 2007, 09:29:49 PM
Quotethis is my way to j/o i pull my skin back as far as i can. so i can smell my head cheese i pull it back about 2 inch, about 290 min. then i shout all over my chest
I like shouting at my chest too. And smelling head cheese. psyduck;
QuoteI usually buy two kinds of latex gloves. I wear Medium gloves on my hands and try to get large or extra large latex gloves from the store. Sometimes, they have a box lying around the "clean-up" section of Wal-Marts. I put the large latex glove on my erect penis and wear medium latex gloves on my hands. I masturbate to any way I like, usually pictures of guys wearing braces or mouthguards. Sometimes, I also use my back massager to massage my penis. When I am done ejaculating, I take off the latex glove from my penis and throw it out. I then reuse the glove I put on my hands for next time until it turns yellow.
WHAT. THE. HELL.
Quoteholy **** this feels good!! sometimes for added sensation i cram a beanie baby in to my little boxers it feels so good u got to try it.
Lol, beanie babies.
QuoteA variation on this technique is to urinate in the condom. As the slick, warm liquid creeps over the head and on up the shaft of your penis, the feeing is deeply sensuous. Looking through the volume of the piss, your penis will look enormous and by gently moving your the rubber back and forth, you'll reach a climax. If not, you're well on your way. Caution: I would not do this on the damask sofa or in the middle of your white carpeting. Accidents can happen. Make sure the condom is secure at the base of your penis and try not to fill it more than one third way full.
WHADDAFUX
...um...wut
I dunno, and I don't want to know. dawkins;
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 13, 2007, 06:43:48 PM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 06:40:53 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 12, 2007, 09:29:49 PM
Quotethis is my way to j/o i pull my skin back as far as i can. so i can smell my head cheese i pull it back about 2 inch, about 290 min. then i shout all over my chest
I like shouting at my chest too. And smelling head cheese. psyduck;
QuoteI usually buy two kinds of latex gloves. I wear Medium gloves on my hands and try to get large or extra large latex gloves from the store. Sometimes, they have a box lying around the "clean-up" section of Wal-Marts. I put the large latex glove on my erect penis and wear medium latex gloves on my hands. I masturbate to any way I like, usually pictures of guys wearing braces or mouthguards. Sometimes, I also use my back massager to massage my penis. When I am done ejaculating, I take off the latex glove from my penis and throw it out. I then reuse the glove I put on my hands for next time until it turns yellow.
WHAT. THE. HELL.
Quoteholy **** this feels good!! sometimes for added sensation i cram a beanie baby in to my little boxers it feels so good u got to try it.
Lol, beanie babies.
QuoteA variation on this technique is to urinate in the condom. As the slick, warm liquid creeps over the head and on up the shaft of your penis, the feeing is deeply sensuous. Looking through the volume of the piss, your penis will look enormous and by gently moving your the rubber back and forth, you'll reach a climax. If not, you're well on your way. Caution: I would not do this on the damask sofa or in the middle of your white carpeting. Accidents can happen. Make sure the condom is secure at the base of your penis and try not to fill it more than one third way full.
WHADDAFUX
...um...wut
I dunno, and I don't want to know. dawkins;
I was talking about the "head cheese" part. I can't imagine what that could possibly be. psyduck;
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 06:44:50 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 13, 2007, 06:43:48 PM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 06:40:53 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 12, 2007, 09:29:49 PM
Quotethis is my way to j/o i pull my skin back as far as i can. so i can smell my head cheese i pull it back about 2 inch, about 290 min. then i shout all over my chest
I like shouting at my chest too. And smelling head cheese. psyduck;
QuoteI usually buy two kinds of latex gloves. I wear Medium gloves on my hands and try to get large or extra large latex gloves from the store. Sometimes, they have a box lying around the "clean-up" section of Wal-Marts. I put the large latex glove on my erect penis and wear medium latex gloves on my hands. I masturbate to any way I like, usually pictures of guys wearing braces or mouthguards. Sometimes, I also use my back massager to massage my penis. When I am done ejaculating, I take off the latex glove from my penis and throw it out. I then reuse the glove I put on my hands for next time until it turns yellow.
WHAT. THE. HELL.
Quoteholy **** this feels good!! sometimes for added sensation i cram a beanie baby in to my little boxers it feels so good u got to try it.
Lol, beanie babies.
QuoteA variation on this technique is to urinate in the condom. As the slick, warm liquid creeps over the head and on up the shaft of your penis, the feeing is deeply sensuous. Looking through the volume of the piss, your penis will look enormous and by gently moving your the rubber back and forth, you'll reach a climax. If not, you're well on your way. Caution: I would not do this on the damask sofa or in the middle of your white carpeting. Accidents can happen. Make sure the condom is secure at the base of your penis and try not to fill it more than one third way full.
WHADDAFUX
...um...wut
I dunno, and I don't want to know. dawkins;
I was talking about the "head cheese" part. I can't imagine what that could possibly be. psyduck;
I know.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 13, 2007, 06:49:12 PM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 06:44:50 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 13, 2007, 06:43:48 PM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 06:40:53 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 12, 2007, 09:29:49 PM
Quotethis is my way to j/o i pull my skin back as far as i can. so i can smell my head cheese i pull it back about 2 inch, about 290 min. then i shout all over my chest
I like shouting at my chest too. And smelling head cheese. psyduck;
QuoteI usually buy two kinds of latex gloves. I wear Medium gloves on my hands and try to get large or extra large latex gloves from the store. Sometimes, they have a box lying around the "clean-up" section of Wal-Marts. I put the large latex glove on my erect penis and wear medium latex gloves on my hands. I masturbate to any way I like, usually pictures of guys wearing braces or mouthguards. Sometimes, I also use my back massager to massage my penis. When I am done ejaculating, I take off the latex glove from my penis and throw it out. I then reuse the glove I put on my hands for next time until it turns yellow.
WHAT. THE. HELL.
Quoteholy **** this feels good!! sometimes for added sensation i cram a beanie baby in to my little boxers it feels so good u got to try it.
Lol, beanie babies.
QuoteA variation on this technique is to urinate in the condom. As the slick, warm liquid creeps over the head and on up the shaft of your penis, the feeing is deeply sensuous. Looking through the volume of the piss, your penis will look enormous and by gently moving your the rubber back and forth, you'll reach a climax. If not, you're well on your way. Caution: I would not do this on the damask sofa or in the middle of your white carpeting. Accidents can happen. Make sure the condom is secure at the base of your penis and try not to fill it more than one third way full.
WHADDAFUX
...um...wut
I dunno, and I don't want to know. dawkins;
I was talking about the "head cheese" part. I can't imagine what that could possibly be. psyduck;
I know.
You know what it is?
I love that website.
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 06:50:06 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 13, 2007, 06:49:12 PM
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Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 12, 2007, 09:29:49 PM
Quotethis is my way to j/o i pull my skin back as far as i can. so i can smell my head cheese i pull it back about 2 inch, about 290 min. then i shout all over my chest
I like shouting at my chest too. And smelling head cheese. psyduck;
QuoteI usually buy two kinds of latex gloves. I wear Medium gloves on my hands and try to get large or extra large latex gloves from the store. Sometimes, they have a box lying around the "clean-up" section of Wal-Marts. I put the large latex glove on my erect penis and wear medium latex gloves on my hands. I masturbate to any way I like, usually pictures of guys wearing braces or mouthguards. Sometimes, I also use my back massager to massage my penis. When I am done ejaculating, I take off the latex glove from my penis and throw it out. I then reuse the glove I put on my hands for next time until it turns yellow.
WHAT. THE. HELL.
Quoteholy **** this feels good!! sometimes for added sensation i cram a beanie baby in to my little boxers it feels so good u got to try it.
Lol, beanie babies.
QuoteA variation on this technique is to urinate in the condom. As the slick, warm liquid creeps over the head and on up the shaft of your penis, the feeing is deeply sensuous. Looking through the volume of the piss, your penis will look enormous and by gently moving your the rubber back and forth, you'll reach a climax. If not, you're well on your way. Caution: I would not do this on the damask sofa or in the middle of your white carpeting. Accidents can happen. Make sure the condom is secure at the base of your penis and try not to fill it more than one third way full.
WHADDAFUX
...um...wut
I dunno, and I don't want to know. dawkins;
I was talking about the "head cheese" part. I can't imagine what that could possibly be. psyduck;
I know.
You know what it is?
Probably the crap uncircumcised people build up under there...I dunno. ugly;
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 13, 2007, 07:12:55 PM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 06:50:06 PM
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Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 12, 2007, 09:29:49 PM
Quotethis is my way to j/o i pull my skin back as far as i can. so i can smell my head cheese i pull it back about 2 inch, about 290 min. then i shout all over my chest
I like shouting at my chest too. And smelling head cheese. psyduck;
QuoteI usually buy two kinds of latex gloves. I wear Medium gloves on my hands and try to get large or extra large latex gloves from the store. Sometimes, they have a box lying around the "clean-up" section of Wal-Marts. I put the large latex glove on my erect penis and wear medium latex gloves on my hands. I masturbate to any way I like, usually pictures of guys wearing braces or mouthguards. Sometimes, I also use my back massager to massage my penis. When I am done ejaculating, I take off the latex glove from my penis and throw it out. I then reuse the glove I put on my hands for next time until it turns yellow.
WHAT. THE. HELL.
Quoteholy **** this feels good!! sometimes for added sensation i cram a beanie baby in to my little boxers it feels so good u got to try it.
Lol, beanie babies.
QuoteA variation on this technique is to urinate in the condom. As the slick, warm liquid creeps over the head and on up the shaft of your penis, the feeing is deeply sensuous. Looking through the volume of the piss, your penis will look enormous and by gently moving your the rubber back and forth, you'll reach a climax. If not, you're well on your way. Caution: I would not do this on the damask sofa or in the middle of your white carpeting. Accidents can happen. Make sure the condom is secure at the base of your penis and try not to fill it more than one third way full.
WHADDAFUX
...um...wut
I dunno, and I don't want to know. dawkins;
I was talking about the "head cheese" part. I can't imagine what that could possibly be. psyduck;
I know.
You know what it is?
Probably the crap uncircumcised people build up under there...I dunno. ugly;
That's fucking dis-fucking-gusting. ugly;
QUUUUOOOOOOOTTEEEEEEEEEE TOWWWWWEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 13, 2007, 07:12:55 PM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 06:50:06 PM
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Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 06:44:50 PM
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Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 06:40:53 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 12, 2007, 09:29:49 PM
Quotethis is my way to j/o i pull my skin back as far as i can. so i can smell my head cheese i pull it back about 2 inch, about 290 min. then i shout all over my chest
I like shouting at my chest too. And smelling head cheese. psyduck;
QuoteI usually buy two kinds of latex gloves. I wear Medium gloves on my hands and try to get large or extra large latex gloves from the store. Sometimes, they have a box lying around the "clean-up" section of Wal-Marts. I put the large latex glove on my erect penis and wear medium latex gloves on my hands. I masturbate to any way I like, usually pictures of guys wearing braces or mouthguards. Sometimes, I also use my back massager to massage my penis. When I am done ejaculating, I take off the latex glove from my penis and throw it out. I then reuse the glove I put on my hands for next time until it turns yellow.
WHAT. THE. HELL.
Quoteholy **** this feels good!! sometimes for added sensation i cram a beanie baby in to my little boxers it feels so good u got to try it.
Lol, beanie babies.
QuoteA variation on this technique is to urinate in the condom. As the slick, warm liquid creeps over the head and on up the shaft of your penis, the feeing is deeply sensuous. Looking through the volume of the piss, your penis will look enormous and by gently moving your the rubber back and forth, you'll reach a climax. If not, you're well on your way. Caution: I would not do this on the damask sofa or in the middle of your white carpeting. Accidents can happen. Make sure the condom is secure at the base of your penis and try not to fill it more than one third way full.
WHADDAFUX
...um...wut
I dunno, and I don't want to know. dawkins;
I was talking about the "head cheese" part. I can't imagine what that could possibly be. psyduck;
I know.
You know what it is?
Probably the crap uncircumcised people build up under there...I dunno. ugly;
It's the bacteria, cotton, and other various fibers that cling to the penis under the foreskin.
I would know spam;
Quote from: Bushybrow on June 13, 2007, 07:15:18 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 13, 2007, 07:12:55 PM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 06:50:06 PM
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Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 06:40:53 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 12, 2007, 09:29:49 PM
Quotethis is my way to j/o i pull my skin back as far as i can. so i can smell my head cheese i pull it back about 2 inch, about 290 min. then i shout all over my chest
I like shouting at my chest too. And smelling head cheese. psyduck;
QuoteI usually buy two kinds of latex gloves. I wear Medium gloves on my hands and try to get large or extra large latex gloves from the store. Sometimes, they have a box lying around the "clean-up" section of Wal-Marts. I put the large latex glove on my erect penis and wear medium latex gloves on my hands. I masturbate to any way I like, usually pictures of guys wearing braces or mouthguards. Sometimes, I also use my back massager to massage my penis. When I am done ejaculating, I take off the latex glove from my penis and throw it out. I then reuse the glove I put on my hands for next time until it turns yellow.
WHAT. THE. HELL.
Quoteholy **** this feels good!! sometimes for added sensation i cram a beanie baby in to my little boxers it feels so good u got to try it.
Lol, beanie babies.
QuoteA variation on this technique is to urinate in the condom. As the slick, warm liquid creeps over the head and on up the shaft of your penis, the feeing is deeply sensuous. Looking through the volume of the piss, your penis will look enormous and by gently moving your the rubber back and forth, you'll reach a climax. If not, you're well on your way. Caution: I would not do this on the damask sofa or in the middle of your white carpeting. Accidents can happen. Make sure the condom is secure at the base of your penis and try not to fill it more than one third way full.
WHADDAFUX
...um...wut
I dunno, and I don't want to know. dawkins;
I was talking about the "head cheese" part. I can't imagine what that could possibly be. psyduck;
I know.
You know what it is?
Probably the crap uncircumcised people build up under there...I dunno. ugly;
It's the bacteria, cotton, and other various fibers that cling to the penis under the foreskin.
I would know spam;
Excuse me while I commit suicide. gonk;
Quote from: Bushybrow on June 13, 2007, 07:15:18 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 13, 2007, 07:12:55 PM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 06:50:06 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 13, 2007, 06:49:12 PM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 06:44:50 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 13, 2007, 06:43:48 PM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 06:40:53 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 12, 2007, 09:29:49 PM
Quotethis is my way to j/o i pull my skin back as far as i can. so i can smell my head cheese i pull it back about 2 inch, about 290 min. then i shout all over my chest
I like shouting at my chest too. And smelling head cheese. psyduck;
QuoteI usually buy two kinds of latex gloves. I wear Medium gloves on my hands and try to get large or extra large latex gloves from the store. Sometimes, they have a box lying around the "clean-up" section of Wal-Marts. I put the large latex glove on my erect penis and wear medium latex gloves on my hands. I masturbate to any way I like, usually pictures of guys wearing braces or mouthguards. Sometimes, I also use my back massager to massage my penis. When I am done ejaculating, I take off the latex glove from my penis and throw it out. I then reuse the glove I put on my hands for next time until it turns yellow.
WHAT. THE. HELL.
Quoteholy **** this feels good!! sometimes for added sensation i cram a beanie baby in to my little boxers it feels so good u got to try it.
Lol, beanie babies.
QuoteA variation on this technique is to urinate in the condom. As the slick, warm liquid creeps over the head and on up the shaft of your penis, the feeing is deeply sensuous. Looking through the volume of the piss, your penis will look enormous and by gently moving your the rubber back and forth, you'll reach a climax. If not, you're well on your way. Caution: I would not do this on the damask sofa or in the middle of your white carpeting. Accidents can happen. Make sure the condom is secure at the base of your penis and try not to fill it more than one third way full.
WHADDAFUX
...um...wut
I dunno, and I don't want to know. dawkins;
I was talking about the "head cheese" part. I can't imagine what that could possibly be. psyduck;
I know.
You know what it is?
Probably the crap uncircumcised people build up under there...I dunno. ugly;
It's the bacteria, cotton, and other various fibers that cling to the penis under the foreskin.
I would know spam;
I just had to clean a bit of vomit on my keyboard. Seriously.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 13, 2007, 07:17:00 PM
Quote from: Bushybrow on June 13, 2007, 07:15:18 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 13, 2007, 07:12:55 PM
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Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 13, 2007, 06:49:12 PM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 06:44:50 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 13, 2007, 06:43:48 PM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 06:40:53 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 12, 2007, 09:29:49 PM
Quotethis is my way to j/o i pull my skin back as far as i can. so i can smell my head cheese i pull it back about 2 inch, about 290 min. then i shout all over my chest
I like shouting at my chest too. And smelling head cheese. psyduck;
QuoteI usually buy two kinds of latex gloves. I wear Medium gloves on my hands and try to get large or extra large latex gloves from the store. Sometimes, they have a box lying around the "clean-up" section of Wal-Marts. I put the large latex glove on my erect penis and wear medium latex gloves on my hands. I masturbate to any way I like, usually pictures of guys wearing braces or mouthguards. Sometimes, I also use my back massager to massage my penis. When I am done ejaculating, I take off the latex glove from my penis and throw it out. I then reuse the glove I put on my hands for next time until it turns yellow.
WHAT. THE. HELL.
Quoteholy **** this feels good!! sometimes for added sensation i cram a beanie baby in to my little boxers it feels so good u got to try it.
Lol, beanie babies.
QuoteA variation on this technique is to urinate in the condom. As the slick, warm liquid creeps over the head and on up the shaft of your penis, the feeing is deeply sensuous. Looking through the volume of the piss, your penis will look enormous and by gently moving your the rubber back and forth, you'll reach a climax. If not, you're well on your way. Caution: I would not do this on the damask sofa or in the middle of your white carpeting. Accidents can happen. Make sure the condom is secure at the base of your penis and try not to fill it more than one third way full.
WHADDAFUX
...um...wut
I dunno, and I don't want to know. dawkins;
I was talking about the "head cheese" part. I can't imagine what that could possibly be. psyduck;
I know.
You know what it is?
Probably the crap uncircumcised people build up under there...I dunno. ugly;
It's the bacteria, cotton, and other various fibers that cling to the penis under the foreskin.
I would know spam;
Excuse me while I commit suicide. gonk;
I know gonk;
I hate having to bathe my baby cousins (who are literally babies)
I RETRACT MY PREVIOUS STATEMENT TO ADD A NEW STATEMENT.
QUUUUOOOOOTTTTTEEEEEE TOOOOWWWEEEERRRRRSSSSSSSS
Quote from: Bushybrow on June 13, 2007, 07:18:28 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 13, 2007, 07:17:00 PM
Quote from: Bushybrow on June 13, 2007, 07:15:18 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 13, 2007, 07:12:55 PM
Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 06:50:06 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 13, 2007, 06:49:12 PM
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Quote from: HUNTER FANTRON on June 13, 2007, 06:40:53 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 12, 2007, 09:29:49 PM
Quotethis is my way to j/o i pull my skin back as far as i can. so i can smell my head cheese i pull it back about 2 inch, about 290 min. then i shout all over my chest
I like shouting at my chest too. And smelling head cheese. psyduck;
QuoteI usually buy two kinds of latex gloves. I wear Medium gloves on my hands and try to get large or extra large latex gloves from the store. Sometimes, they have a box lying around the "clean-up" section of Wal-Marts. I put the large latex glove on my erect penis and wear medium latex gloves on my hands. I masturbate to any way I like, usually pictures of guys wearing braces or mouthguards. Sometimes, I also use my back massager to massage my penis. When I am done ejaculating, I take off the latex glove from my penis and throw it out. I then reuse the glove I put on my hands for next time until it turns yellow.
WHAT. THE. HELL.
Quoteholy **** this feels good!! sometimes for added sensation i cram a beanie baby in to my little boxers it feels so good u got to try it.
Lol, beanie babies.
QuoteA variation on this technique is to urinate in the condom. As the slick, warm liquid creeps over the head and on up the shaft of your penis, the feeing is deeply sensuous. Looking through the volume of the piss, your penis will look enormous and by gently moving your the rubber back and forth, you'll reach a climax. If not, you're well on your way. Caution: I would not do this on the damask sofa or in the middle of your white carpeting. Accidents can happen. Make sure the condom is secure at the base of your penis and try not to fill it more than one third way full.
WHADDAFUX
...um...wut
I dunno, and I don't want to know. dawkins;
I was talking about the "head cheese" part. I can't imagine what that could possibly be. psyduck;
I know.
You know what it is?
Probably the crap uncircumcised people build up under there...I dunno. ugly;
It's the bacteria, cotton, and other various fibers that cling to the penis under the foreskin.
I would know spam;
Excuse me while I commit suicide. gonk;
I know gonk;
I hate having to bathe my baby cousins (who are literally babies)
Kill them and eat them.
Quote from: InbredPsychosis on June 13, 2007, 07:19:14 PM
I RETRACT MY PREVIOUS STATEMENT TO ADD A NEW STATEMENT.
QUUUUOOOOOTTTTTEEEEEE TOOOOWWWEEEERRRRRSSSSSSSS
Shut the fuck up argh;
atleast it's not the huge ass tower MIB has in his PM folder
Quote from: Bushybrow on June 13, 2007, 07:20:05 PMShut the fuck up argh;
atleast it's not the huge ass tower MIB has in his PM folder
hey i killed a man but at least i'm not like hitler
Quote from: InbredPsychosis on June 13, 2007, 07:21:04 PM
Quote from: Bushybrow on June 13, 2007, 07:20:05 PMShut the fuck up argh;
atleast it's not the huge ass tower MIB has in his PM folder
hey i killed a man but at least i'm not like hitler
Ok then
Moving on...
Bump because my sarcasm and wit were incredible back in the day. :(
ive known about it
i like the warm ziplock bag idea
Oh god I remember this thread.
LMAO
There were such things as quote towers in Boyah? O_0
Quote from: Sceptile on June 03, 2008, 08:29:15 PM
There were such things as quote towers in Boyah? O_0
They were dark times indeed
Quote from: Sceptile on June 03, 2008, 08:29:15 PM
There were such things as quote towers in Boyah? O_0
Unfortunately. baddood;
I almost killed them at NSF when I was admin but the other admins were like NO.
Quote from: JMV on June 03, 2008, 08:30:06 PM
Unfortunately. baddood;
I almost killed them at NSF when I was admin but the other admins were like NO.
Vaatix is such a fag
Quote from: JMV on June 03, 2008, 08:30:06 PM
Unfortunately. baddood;
I almost killed them at NSF when I was admin but the other admins were like NO.
Damn Vaatix and Silver...
Quote from: steal on June 03, 2008, 10:17:15 PM
one of the foreskin techniques, i forget exactly where
Found it:
http://www.jackinworld.com/expert/comments/exp04.html#04foreteaser
Also, http://www.jackinworld.com/expert/comments/exp01.html#01bellysmack :
Quotei have never..EVER! shot such a big load, must have drained my whole sack. you have to try this even though my penis and balls are huge..my penis is like 7 inches and my balls are the size of a soft ball
Quote from: Zidone on June 03, 2008, 10:22:34 PM
Found it:
http://www.jackinworld.com/expert/comments/exp04.html#04foreteaser
Also, http://www.jackinworld.com/expert/comments/exp01.html#01bellysmack :
7 inches is huge?
call me a monster then i guess
christ 7 is only one over the overall average and is really quite common
Quote from: Kaz on June 03, 2008, 10:24:08 PM
7 inches is huge?
call me a monster then i guess
christ 7 is only one over the overall average and is really quite common
Quotemy balls are the size of a soft ball
i go for the overhand lefty.
Quote from: JMV on June 12, 2007, 08:56:40 PM
Quote- "i use this technique often it is great! since i have a bit less than 4" i use the 'pencil grip' somdtimes even though i can fit the 'fist grip' prety good. i used this for lil bit over an hr. watching pornography and reading erotica. when i finaly go its great! it goes over 3' and i can fill over a c.m. of a dixie cup with my very thick white sperm. thnxs JW!! great technique"
SMALL DICK.
I laughed out loud so hard.
I usually buy two kinds of latex gloves. I wear Medium gloves on my hands and try to get large or extra large latex gloves from the store. Sometimes, they have a box lying around the "clean-up" section of Wal-Marts. I put the large latex glove on my erect penis and wear medium latex gloves on my hands. I masturbate to any way I like, usually pictures of guys wearing braces or mouthguards. Sometimes, I also use my back massager to massage my penis. When I am done ejaculating, I take off the latex glove from my penis and throw it out. I then reuse the glove I put on my hands for next time until it turns yellow.
Oh God, I fucking laughed out loud to this, too.
God, foreskin is so disgusting.
Let's see if my witty comments are just as awesome as they were a year ago. baddood;
QuoteAnother way to do this is to use the back of your computer chair. Many have a detachable back rest which feels very similar to couch cushions. Just unscrew the back, insert the bag and your penis, lower the back rest again and go at it. It's good because you can watch stuff on your computer screen while you do it.
Yes, I can fuck my chair while watching naruto subs ^_^ oooh sakura
QuoteHey, if anyone ever gets to reading this, this is the best technique for masterbatinng ever. I've still going through puberty (extremely late..17 yo), and i only ejaculate when it feels really good, and everytime for this technique it works so freakin much, even back to back. No blanks. But the only problem is that i feel like absolute CRAP after doing this. I feel like such a loser. I mean i completely beleive, and love masturbating...but we are having a foursome with a ziploc bag, vaseline, and our goddamn MATRESS!!! IT's so depressing that i spend hours doing that and then while im ejaculating, im calling myself a loser. QUITE QUITE sad.
You feel like a loser because you are one; you're fucking your own mattress.
QuoteIÊRED THE TECHNIQUE "ORAL" SIMULATION BUT FAILED TO FIGURE IT OUT HOW TO PERFORM THE TECHJNIQUE SO IT WILL BE BETTER IF U CAN PLZ DRAW THE PICTURE OF IT AND SHOW HOW IT IS PERFORMED. THANKING YOU.
Teacher Teacher! I need some visuals please.
Quoteit didnt work 4 me
Error -303: Could not masturbate
QuoteTry dance music at the same time as doing this Cascada 'everytime we touch' is great
Every time I fap I get this feeling...
QuoteThis is great; I had the most powerful ejaculation I have ever had. I know use it all the time in conjunction with fisting and rosy palm. The first time I used this I moaned so load my parents asked me what was that noise was! (I told them I stubbed my toe lol!) Aged 14, UK
Just be glad they didn't walk in on you shoving your hand up your ass.
QuoteI am 22Êand I use the stop and go method a few years ago. But I think I abuse it by doing it to long. My sex life is ruined because I'm afraid to ejaculate because after ejaculating ÊI have pains in my groin and neck all on left side only. I been to the doctor and they can't my nothing wrong with me. I really belive I damage something by the stop and go method. Could I have damage something? Please help me find out whats wrong with me.
You're retarded, that's what's wrong.
I found that site like, back in 2005 <_>
Quote from: JMV on June 04, 2008, 11:58:02 AM
Oh God, what's wrong with its eyes.
Tis confused.
Quote from: JMV on June 04, 2008, 11:42:52 AM
Error -303: Could not masturbate
I fucking lol'd so hard.
^__^ ooooooh sakura