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Title: who the fuck makes remote controls
Post by: Samus Aran on January 26, 2012, 08:06:41 PM
there are too many fucking useless buttons on most tv/dvr/dvd remotes wtf do half those buttons even do i mean what the fuck
Title: Re: who the fuck makes remote controls
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on January 26, 2012, 08:08:01 PM
there are children in africa who would be happy to have those buttons.
Title: Re: who the fuck makes remote controls
Post by: LCK on January 26, 2012, 08:15:50 PM
the factory that i used to work at made various types of remote controls. mostly for medical tvs or whatever, but some sort of normal looking remotes.
Title: Re: who the fuck makes remote controls
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on January 26, 2012, 08:17:29 PM
ideal kaz remote

(http://www.random-good-stuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/gigantic-romote-control.jpg)
Title: Re: who the fuck makes remote controls
Post by: silvertone on January 26, 2012, 08:20:43 PM
my ideal remote is a gun so I can permanently turn off the TV (metaphor alert-tv is my life)
Title: Re: who the fuck makes remote controls
Post by: don't let's on January 26, 2012, 08:38:42 PM
Hey, these ain't the dark ages anymore. It's time to embrace the technological complexity that your parents generation couldn't even begin to decipher.
Title: Re: who the fuck makes remote controls
Post by: bluaki on January 26, 2012, 09:05:28 PM
Excluding universal remotes, I usually have a good understanding of what every button on any single-machine remote I've used does.

What are some of the buttons that confuse you guys?
Title: Re: who the fuck makes remote controls
Post by: Cosmic Ada on January 26, 2012, 09:11:23 PM
Luckily for me, I have a remote that controls other remotes for an all-in-one experience.
Title: Re: who the fuck makes remote controls
Post by: bluaki on January 26, 2012, 09:17:20 PM
Quote from: silvertoné on January 26, 2012, 08:20:43 PM
my ideal remote is a gun
(http://i.imgur.com/OA3es.png)
Title: Re: who the fuck makes remote controls
Post by: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on January 26, 2012, 10:41:02 PM
Quote from: silvertoné on January 26, 2012, 08:20:43 PM
my ideal remote is a gun so I can permanently turn off the TV (metaphor alert-tv is my life)


Also, cut this out.
Title: Re: who the fuck makes remote controls
Post by: snoorkel on January 26, 2012, 10:42:28 PM
Quote from: silvertoné on January 26, 2012, 08:20:43 PM
my ideal remote is a gun so I can permanently turn off the TV (metaphor alert-tv is my life)


I like this
Title: Re: who the fuck makes remote controls
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on January 27, 2012, 04:18:10 AM
i really want a harmony remote so i don't have to use five different remotes whenever i want to watch television and program complex button sequences across devices
Title: Re: who the fuck makes remote controls
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on January 27, 2012, 07:22:21 AM
Quote from: Snowy on January 27, 2012, 07:18:57 AM
My FiOS remote has buttons with shapes sillydood;
lrn2usethem
though they never seem to use the D key at all
Title: Re: who the fuck makes remote controls
Post by: Thyme on January 27, 2012, 09:18:11 AM
Quote from: N o t S i d on January 26, 2012, 08:17:29 PM
ideal kaz remote

[spoiler](http://www.random-good-stuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/gigantic-romote-control.jpg)[/spoiler]


We've had one of those.
They're very cheap and they break.
Title: Re: who the fuck makes remote controls
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on January 27, 2012, 09:19:14 AM
Quote from: N o t S i d on January 26, 2012, 08:17:29 PM
ideal kaz remote

(http://www.random-good-stuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/gigantic-romote-control.jpg)
my grandma has a remote just like that @_@
Title: Re: who the fuck makes remote controls
Post by: bluaki on January 27, 2012, 09:43:31 AM
Quote from: N o t S i d on January 26, 2012, 08:17:29 PM
ideal kaz remote

(http://www.random-good-stuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/gigantic-romote-control.jpg)
That has about four fewer buttons than the Verizon FiOS remote.

Quote from: Snowy on January 27, 2012, 07:18:57 AM
My FiOS remote has buttons with shapes sillydood;
They're labeled A, B, C, and D, right? Those are for quickly opening one of four silly pointless widgets.
Title: Re: who the fuck makes remote controls
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on January 27, 2012, 10:10:10 AM
Quote from: bluaki on January 27, 2012, 09:43:31 AM
Those are for quickly opening one of four silly pointless widgets.
Those widgets are largely redundant by far if you have access to a computer, especially the new Pandora Radio widget. I use them mostly to check up on traffic reports and the weather. And those buttons do have their use in the guide, which isn't useless at all. (I use the modes in the FiOS guide as well, rofl.)
Title: Re: who the fuck makes remote controls
Post by: ikanaide on January 27, 2012, 10:22:58 AM
Quote from: Kaz on January 26, 2012, 08:06:41 PM
there are too many fucking useless buttons on most tv/dvr/dvd remotes wtf do half those buttons even do i mean what the fuck

you sound like my grandma n_u
Title: Re: who the fuck makes remote controls
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on January 27, 2012, 10:25:08 AM
Here is the FiOS remote for reference purposes:
(https://teleproducts.verizon.com/globalimages/productphotos/PRC144Large.jpg)
Title: Re: who the fuck makes remote controls
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on January 27, 2012, 10:35:24 AM
Quote from: Snowy on January 27, 2012, 10:34:09 AM
Wait FiOS had widgets? confuseddood;
you see that + button next to the on demand button? that's the widget button
Title: Re: who the fuck makes remote controls
Post by: bluaki on January 27, 2012, 03:54:30 PM
Quote from: Edina Monsoon on January 27, 2012, 10:25:08 AM
Here is the FiOS remote for reference purposes:
[spoiler](https://teleproducts.verizon.com/globalimages/productphotos/PRC144Large.jpg)[/spoiler]
There are actually six types of FiOS remotes, listed here: http://www22.verizon.com/residentialhelp/fiostv/remote+controls/setup/setup.htm

Felt just showed a Philips remote, my family's older remotes are Motorola's type, and we have one newer remote (Verizon-branded) similar to that Philips one except with the universal capabilities removed (DVD/AUX/TV/STB buttons removed and replaced with a second power button for TV). As people who are very easily confused by anything vaguely related to technology, they greatly prefer Motorola's layout. I also tend to like more rectangular layouts and the "day +/-" buttons are rather useful when navigating the guide far in the future.

[spoiler=Motorola remote formerly used by Verizon](http://www.replacementremotes.com/store/images/DRC800_front.jpg)[/spoiler]
Title: Re: who the fuck makes remote controls
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on January 27, 2012, 04:51:51 PM
too bad they don't hand out the motorola or the philips remotes anymore because it apparently confuses people with the extra buttons for Audio and DVD on top lol