It seems like most gay men have pencil dicks. I don't know about straight men though; what is your length x girth? I'm 6" x 6". doodhuh;
1" x 12"
12" x 1"
2084**3
I have a perfect penis.
Quote from: Tyler on December 25, 2010, 07:16:56 PM
I have a perfect penis.
lol what
it must be midwesterners. I wouldn't be surprised with their shallow gene pool.
Quote from: Quis sum? on December 25, 2010, 07:19:14 PM
lol what
it must be midwesterners. I wouldn't be surprised with their shallow gene pool.
or you just like small dicks secretly
i like small dicks cos you cant be black and tiny dik and i ahte black people
Quote from: Khadafi on December 25, 2010, 08:18:20 PM
or you just like small dicks secretly
nope, it's midwesterners. :P
8 x ???
short x thin
YOU CAN'T IGNORE MY GIRTH
I'll just leave it at, i've got a thick-ass cock okay?
Also I seriously doubt you are 6" girth, you probably measured wrong or are being overly generous. Cause that is borderline ridiculous.
Quote from: Selkie on December 25, 2010, 09:25:58 PM
I'll just leave it at, i've got a thick-ass cock okay?
Also I seriously doubt you are 6" girth, you probably measured wrong or are being overly generous. Cause that is borderline ridiculous.
I wish I were lying. I have trouble with my boyfriend because of it. :_:
felt you're a goddamn virgin
now quit lying
I'm not a virgin. :{
wait you have a square dick?
Yeah, I'm not sure how to measure the girth either.
Quote from: Parsee on December 26, 2010, 04:49:01 PM
Yeah, I'm not sure how to measure the girth either.
i think you just use the circumference, like with measuring tape or some string or something
Quote from: Parsee on December 26, 2010, 04:49:01 PM
Yeah, I'm not sure how to measure the girth either.
It doesn't really matter.
Girth isn't something that can be ignored. akudood;
Quote from: Parsee on December 26, 2010, 04:49:01 PM
Yeah, I'm not sure how to measure the girth either.
circumfrence.
Most ppl don't know their exact girth because they don't have access to soft measuring tape.
I used my mom's fabric-measuring tape a few years ago, so I do lololzz
austeen stop looking at this thread n_u
Quote from: Potty Moss on December 28, 2010, 12:43:44 PM
saddood;
there's more to life than knowing pointless numbers about others' phalluses baddood;
Quote from: Spécialiste des écharpes on December 28, 2010, 12:45:37 PM
there's more to life than knowing pointless numbers about others' phalluses baddood;
This is not truuuuuuuuue.
click here to get 500,000 inches of penis!
Quote from: Panty on December 28, 2010, 01:07:14 PM
click here to get 500,000 inches of penis!
I keep clicking, but nothing is happening.
Quote from: Panty on December 28, 2010, 01:07:14 PM
click here to get 500,000 inches of penis!
i clicked, and it gave me vrius. wat do i do and will my new penis come in the mail??
Quote from: Selkie on December 27, 2010, 06:04:20 PM
circumfrence.
Most ppl don't know their exact girth because they don't have access to soft measuring tape.
I used my mom's fabric-measuring tape a few years ago, so I do lololzz
you can just use a string to measure anything dealing with circumference
http://www.cs.rutgers.edu/~watrous/make-penis-fast.html
Quote from: Pam on December 28, 2010, 03:15:13 PM
http://www.cs.rutgers.edu/~watrous/make-penis-fast.html
MAKE PENIS FAST AWESOME
Quote from: Analysis Paralysis on December 28, 2010, 01:47:44 PM
you can just use a string to measure anything dealing with circumference
what about the sun
Quote from: Khadafi on December 28, 2010, 04:54:47 PM
what about the sun
sol is weak sauce homie
betelgeuse is where its AT
Quote from: Khadafi on December 28, 2010, 04:54:47 PM
what about the sun
>doesn't realize my habitual theatrical undercoloring of my sentences
Quote from: Pam on December 28, 2010, 03:15:13 PM
http://www.cs.rutgers.edu/~watrous/make-penis-fast.html
i still have it bookmarked n_n
Quote from: Selkie on December 25, 2010, 09:25:58 PM
I'll just leave it at, i've got a thick-ass cock okay?
Also I seriously doubt you are 6" girth, you probably measured wrong or are being overly generous. Cause that is borderline ridiculous.
this is so hilarious for some reason
i find it funny because he claims to have a "thick-ass cock" and yet finds it ridiculous that a 6-inch circumference, which is only an inch over average, is "borderline ridiculous"
i laughed at this thread all over again
lmao ashley
yeah okay felt
Quote from: Yui on November 24, 2011, 12:40:39 AM
yeah okay felt
this is ashley. may i take a message.
my penis is 8 inches long and my woman usually hurts for a few days after sex powerofone;
lawlz you're a goddamn virgin
now quit lying
Quote from: bluebirdofhappiness on November 24, 2011, 12:58:44 AM
lawlz you're a goddamn virgin
now quit lying
i knew somebody would use my words against me
but i've been having regular sex since january
didn't you used to say that you would never get into a relationship because you were afraid that the woman would claim that you raped her or something
Quote from: Nyerp on November 24, 2011, 01:01:54 AM
didn't you used to say that you would never get into a relationship because you were afraid that the woman would claim that you raped her or something
it's a scary thought, yes
but my woman's a pretty neat person and i trust her a lot
in other words, he fell for the trap
now i'm the only one left wry
Quote from: Pancake Persona on November 24, 2011, 12:54:38 AM
my penis is 8 inches long and my woman usually hurts for a few days after sex powerofone;
quit finding things in common with me (https://boyah.net/forums/Themes/smokes2/images/post/angry.gif)
kaz you're a goddamn virgin
now quit lying
lol
Quote from: Tectrika on November 24, 2011, 01:05:14 AM
in other words, he fell for the trap
now i'm the only one left wry
uh wat
omg Lawlz whaadddup lawzlz
Oh god, Felt.
Quote from: Dovydas on December 28, 2010, 12:42:38 PM
austeen stop looking at this thread n_u
looks like he
still can't keep his eyes off this thread n_u
Quote from: Dovydas on November 24, 2011, 11:28:31 AM
looks like he still can't keep his eyes off this thread n_u
yes;
But we all know you check this just as often as I do. n_u
I am well endowed and I will leave it at that n_u
Quote from: NPR on November 24, 2011, 11:33:11 AM
I am well endowed and I will leave it at that n_u
the burden of proof is on your shoulder
so prove it
Quote from: villinman666 on December 25, 2010, 08:26:05 PM
i like small dicks cos you cant be black and tiny dik and i ahte black people
lmao what the heck
Quote from: Echo on November 24, 2011, 11:35:01 AM
the burden of proof is on your shoulder
so prove it
i offered a chance for you to sit on it yesterday
Quote from: NPR on November 24, 2011, 11:56:52 AM
i offered a chance for you to sit on it yesterday
A chance I accepted
but I felt nothing
Quote from: NPR on November 24, 2011, 11:56:52 AM
i offered a chance for you to sit on it yesterday
when i got there you were gone cry;
Quote from: Echo on November 24, 2011, 12:05:36 PM
A chance I accepted
but I felt nothing
you lie madood;
Quote from: Dovydas on November 24, 2011, 12:10:52 PM
when i got there you were gone cry;
i blame myself cry;
Quote from: NPR on November 24, 2011, 01:01:38 PM
you lie madood;i blame myself cry;
It's true. I thought you were a girl
Quote from: Echo on November 24, 2011, 01:03:29 PM
It's true. I thought you were a girl
obviously not a pretty one saddood;
yipper would make a prettier girl than i
How did Ashley's thread become resurrected? Can we ban Clucky?
Guys don't like girls who are taller than them :'(
guys don't like girls.
Quote from: NPR on November 24, 2011, 02:12:02 PM
Guys don't like girls who are taller than them :'(
'sup
Quote from: bluebirdofhappiness on November 24, 2011, 02:08:50 PM
How did Ashley's thread become resurrected? Can we ban Clucky?
Oh god, felt.
Quote from: Hippopo on November 24, 2011, 02:33:35 PM
Oh god, felt.
i havea bueatiful back bone and i went to college for singing
I like girls. They are cute and silly. Like echo n_n
Quote from: Thyme on November 24, 2011, 02:31:53 PM
'sup
i am not plump enough :(
Quote from: NPR on November 24, 2011, 02:56:57 PM
I like girls. They are cute and silly. Like echo n_n i am not plump enough :(
That's why I would make a great girl n_n
Quote from: NPR on November 24, 2011, 02:56:57 PM
i am not plump enough :(
Oh, you were talking about you? Sorry, I do like tall girls, but don't push it. sillydood;
Quote from: Echo on November 24, 2011, 03:00:15 PM
That's why I would make a great girl n_n
so when you say you're a top... Riding or strapping on n_u
Quote from: Thyme on November 24, 2011, 03:11:10 PM
Oh, you were talking about you? Sorry, I do like tall girls, but don't push it. sillydood;
Tu es mien, mon tres petit ami
Quote from: NPR on November 24, 2011, 03:24:40 PM
so when you say you're a top... Riding or strapping on n_uTu es mien, mon tres petit ami
both ;)
Quote from: Yui on November 24, 2011, 12:38:48 AM
i find it funny because he claims to have a "thick-ass cock" and yet finds it ridiculous that a 6-inch circumference, which is only an inch over average, is "borderline ridiculous"
i'm guessing they were thinking diameter n_u
I propose everyone take picturesof their weewees for evidence. hocuspocus;
Quote from: Bert Schnick on November 28, 2011, 09:07:31 AM
I propose everyone take picturesof their weewees for evidence. hocuspocus;
PEDOPHILE
am i late to the party cause im about 2 inches in diameter and 7 long give or take half an inch
so where do i put this thing in whos butt
Oh hey it's that guy