Turns out Jake Gyllenhaal dated Jenny Lewis back when Donny Darko Premiered. A few years ago I went to a Jenny Lewis concert and she reached off stage and held my hands. She probably touched his penis with those hands.
I touched Jake Gyllenhaal's penis.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs614.snc4/59453_432831926629_519131629_5709212_1542999_n.jpg)
i thought that you think penises are gross
Hey everybody look sam is high
Quote from: Lain on September 16, 2010, 02:55:57 AM
i thought that you think penises are gross
Maybe you misunderstood.
It's
Jake Gyllenhaal.
Quote from: GENOP on September 16, 2010, 03:01:55 AM
Hey everybody look sam is high
hey i don't do dat mang
Quote from: Sam on September 16, 2010, 03:14:45 AM
Maybe you misunderstood.
It's Jake Gyllenhaal.
eh
suit yourself
Quote from: Lain on September 16, 2010, 02:55:57 AM
i thought that you think penises are gross
jake gyllenhaal overrides everything
Quote from: Analysis Paralysis on September 16, 2010, 03:41:32 AM
jake gyllenhaal overrides everything
i will never understand other people's taste in men
Quote from: Lain on September 16, 2010, 04:09:59 AM
i will never understand other people's taste in men
seriously?
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QmdIZf1GO54/Sh77L_64SHI/AAAAAAAAAdc/6GZ54T9YcEQ/s1600-h/Jake+Gyllenhaal+-+1+-+Brokeback+Mountain.jpg)
seriously?I didn't sleep last night
lucky sam ;)
i lol'd
Same here, I lol'd at the tought of you being giddy as hell showing your though bubble of givng him a blowjob.
sam you should always be this funny akudood;
QuoteHey heyheyehyehey hey hey hey BOYAH
I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND
We've all indirectly touched someone's penis girl;
Quote from: YPR on September 16, 2010, 11:29:11 AM
We've all indirectly touched someone's penis girl;
but have you indirectly touched
his penis like sam?!
Quote from: Ãâ,¬mbørthümbsee on September 16, 2010, 11:29:55 AM
but have you indirectly touched his penis like sam?!
I have no concrete proof, but I'd say I have alright odds... I know people that know people that know other people that touch dicks
now this thread makes me think of what the person whom i shook hands with today touched and makes me want to wash my hands >_<'
Quote from: Ãâ,¬mbørthümbsee on September 16, 2010, 11:36:07 AM
now this thread makes me think of what the person whom i shook hands with today touched and makes me want to wash my hands >_<'
when your mother kissed you on the cheek as you were a struggling babe, your father's penis indirectly came all over the very same cheek
jake gyllenhaal yes;
Quote from: steal on September 16, 2010, 12:06:56 PM
um i met Anton Patzner who played violin with bright eyes so by one degree of separation i shook hands with conor oberst, who has probably touched a lot of penises
this made me laugh my fucking ass off. well played
Quote from: YPR on September 16, 2010, 11:29:11 AM
We've all indirectly touched someone's penis girl;
Ever shook hands with another man? You've indirectly touched his penis.
Have fun with that knowledge.
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on September 16, 2010, 01:00:40 PM
Ever shook hands with another man? You've indirectly touched his penis.
Have fun with that knowledge.
Exactly my point n_u
I touched doodthing.
I also touched my penis.
You touched doothing.
YOU TOUCHED MY DICK
i dont remember this pic being taken. this is a fake were you on my facebook? how is that pic even on the internet?
Quote from: Strongbib on September 16, 2010, 09:59:00 AM
Same here, I lol'd at the tought of you being giddy as hell showing your though bubble of givng him a blowjob.
Uh actually
When I made this realization I went squealing through my apartment telling anyone I could find. Giddy would be an understatement.
i touched my penis
directly
nyerp's a brave soul O_0
I would if I could find mine. saddood;
Quote from: FAMY2 on September 16, 2010, 04:22:41 PM
I would if I could find mine. saddood;
in this one example i'm partial towards exception and offering charity.
Quote from: Socks on September 16, 2010, 04:31:16 PM
in this one example i'm partial towards exception and offering charity.
How sweet of you. giggle;
I touched my ass once.
oh god
i've touched hideo kojima's penis giggle;
If I've been skinny dipping with a woman who dated Craig Finn, have I seen him naked? Well, I've touched his dick at least. And Prince's dick. And the voice of the Arby's oven mitt.
Quote from: applesauce on September 16, 2010, 11:26:47 PM
If I've been skinny dipping with a woman who dated Craig Finn, have I seen him naked? Well, I've touched his dick at least. And Prince's dick. And the voice of the Arby's oven mitt.
Arby's oven mitt? i thought that was Betty Crocker.
Quote from: Lain on September 17, 2010, 12:06:20 AM
Arby's oven mitt? i thought that was Betty Crocker.
You don't remember the commercials where the animated mitt described roast beef in the most sensual way possible? They were a hallmark of my childhood, and my friend's mom (yes, that friend) dated him in college.
I touched Jim Sterling's penis oh god oh god