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Title: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: Sam on May 12, 2010, 05:00:08 PM
Turns out, the scariest fucking people shop at walmart.

Where is the rest of boyah makin' their cash these days?  giggle;
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: Andria on May 12, 2010, 05:01:01 PM
The streets  :(  which also means I have no job
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: LCK on May 12, 2010, 05:08:20 PM
the same chinese restaurant i've been working at for 4 years
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: Socks on May 12, 2010, 05:10:55 PM
and the rat race continues...
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: YPrrrr on May 12, 2010, 05:19:12 PM
Well scary people need to shop too.

Also I feel bad for you because if your town is anywhere nearly as dependent on walmart is, then your work will never stop
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: l a c e y on May 12, 2010, 05:28:49 PM
Dude working at Wal-Mart would be AWESOME. At least in Canada. You could get high all day and no one would even notice. THIS would be even easier if you were stalking shelves because no one would notice you were gone for about an hour at a time. I applied there but I haven't heard anything back. BOO.
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: Sam on May 12, 2010, 06:08:11 PM
Quote from: YPR on May 12, 2010, 05:19:12 PM
Well scary people need to shop too.

Also I feel bad for you because if your town is anywhere nearly as dependent on walmart is, then your work will never stop

great grammar, love ;)

Unfortunately, it is. :(

Quote from: l a c e y on May 12, 2010, 05:28:49 PM
stalking shelves

wut

Honestly, some of my coworkers are scarier than the customers. A lot of them are old and batshit crazy, we have a handful of scary women with mullets, and a handful of guidos, and then a chunk of ghetto chicks from New Haven (mostly latinos). And then there's me and Krystle. Of course, Krystle works in electronics so I never see her ;-;
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: ME## on May 12, 2010, 06:13:08 PM
Wow, Sam really is taking Lisa's style and rolling with it. ;)
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: Travis on May 12, 2010, 06:38:31 PM
selling weed
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: Sam on May 12, 2010, 06:56:28 PM
Quote from: DAVID DOWNER on May 12, 2010, 06:13:08 PM
Wow, Sam really is taking Lisa's style and rolling with it. ;)

wut
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: YPrrrr on May 12, 2010, 06:58:41 PM
Quote from: Sam on May 12, 2010, 06:08:11 PM
great grammar, love ;)

Unfortunately, it is. :(
wut

Honestly, some of my coworkers are scarier than the customers. A lot of them are old and batshit crazy, we have a handful of scary women with mullets, and a handful of guidos, and then a chunk of ghetto chicks from New Haven (mostly latinos). And then there's me and Krystle. Of course, Krystle works in electronics so I never see her ;-;
"as mine" completely disappeared by itself I swear saddood;

also I suppose I should have used "badly" instead of "bad" ;)
Quote from: Sam on May 12, 2010, 06:56:28 PM
wut
;)
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: Thyme on May 12, 2010, 06:59:56 PM
Obligatory "can customers even see you behind the desk" post. sillydood;
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: ME## on May 12, 2010, 07:04:29 PM
Quote from: Sam on May 12, 2010, 06:56:28 PM
wut


Oh you. ;)
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: YPrrrr on May 12, 2010, 07:07:34 PM
Quote from: Thyme on May 12, 2010, 06:59:56 PM
Obligatory "can customers even see you behind the desk" post. sillydood;
Thank you, I completely overlooked that one girl;
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: snorkel on May 12, 2010, 07:21:53 PM
marketing web hosting to third world countries
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: Socks on May 12, 2010, 07:49:42 PM
Quote from: wziard on May 12, 2010, 07:21:53 PM
marketing web hosting to third world countries


some things never change. ;)
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: snorkel on May 12, 2010, 08:00:21 PM
Quote from: Socks on May 12, 2010, 07:49:42 PM
some things never change. ;)


...marketing, web hosting, third world countries, or other?
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: Socks on May 12, 2010, 08:15:55 PM
Quote from: wziard on May 12, 2010, 08:00:21 PM
...marketing, web hosting, third world countries, or other?


the enterprising spirit behind these ever changing means at exploiting others. for their benefit and at their discretion, of course. ;)
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: Wrench on May 12, 2010, 08:16:23 PM
Half of the women employees at our Walmart have fucking mustaches. Not even kidding.

I work at a restaurant bussing tables and washing dishes. The job itself is great, but the owner can suck my balls.

Oh, and I also cut grass and do other landscape stuff with my step-dad at doctor's offices.
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: snorkel on May 12, 2010, 08:40:07 PM
Quote from: Socks on May 12, 2010, 08:15:55 PM
the enterprising spirit behind these ever changing means at exploiting others. for their benefit and at their discretion, of course. ;)


I'm not exploiting anyone they're just looking for dirt cheap hosting and ads are cheaper per click in pakistan than USA
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: Socks on May 12, 2010, 08:56:02 PM
i didn't mean you personally. the situation extends far beyond your hosting services; that's really a consequence of something much older and greater.
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: Daddy on May 12, 2010, 09:24:25 PM
Information Technology Services
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: strongbad on May 12, 2010, 09:27:52 PM
Still lifeguarding at an awesome fitness club. Although during the summer I am going to chaperon a children's summer camp at the club with a friend mine which will be fun.
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: Sam on May 12, 2010, 09:37:41 PM
Quote from: Thyme on May 12, 2010, 06:59:56 PM
Obligatory "can customers even see you behind the desk" post. sillydood;

i don't want to talk about that >_>
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: l a c e y on May 12, 2010, 10:06:56 PM
Quote from: Sam on May 12, 2010, 06:08:11 PM

Honestly, some of my coworkers are scarier than the customers. A lot of them are old and batshit crazy, we have a handful of scary women with mullets, and a handful of guidos, and then a chunk of ghetto chicks from New Haven (mostly latinos). And then there's me and Krystle. Of course, Krystle works in electronics so I never see her ;-;


yeah i hear that there are more creepy people at americas wal-marts. sure there are some weirdos in the ones in canada. but a lot of normal middle class too higher class people normally shop at wal-mart.
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: Zach on May 13, 2010, 12:12:47 AM
I work at Books-A-Million with a fucking asshole manager.
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: Wrench on May 13, 2010, 05:51:57 AM
Quote from: Captain America on May 13, 2010, 12:12:47 AM
I work at Books-A-Million with a fucking asshole manager.

Literally a fucking asshole manager. He's homosexual. ;)
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: Sam on May 13, 2010, 09:36:37 AM
Quote from: Wrench on May 13, 2010, 05:51:57 AM
Literally a fucking asshole manager. He's homosexual. ;)

MY MANAGER IS GAY. He's the most flamboyant thing ever.

He's the one who originally interviewed me and absolutely loved me. He opened up a temporary position just for me. He told me that I interview flawlessly and that I'm beautiful and could sell anything to anybody. <3 So I love him.
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: Volvagia on May 13, 2010, 11:03:00 AM
I'M A TECHNICAL CONSULTANT FOR AN ELECTRONICS STORE.

I'M FORCED TO LIE AND SELL SHITTY OVERPRICED PRODUCTS CAUSE' PEOPLE ARE FUCKING MORONS AND DON'T RESEARCH BEFORE THEY BUY.

SHITTY CONSCIOUS, BUT GOOD MONEY $_$
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: ME## on May 13, 2010, 12:08:08 PM
NPR has some 'advantages' about being short: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=126501516.  n_u
Quote from: Volvagia on May 13, 2010, 11:03:00 AM
I'M A TECHNICAL CONSULTANT FOR AN ELECTRONICS STORE.

I'M FORCED TO LIE AND SELL SHITTY OVERPRICED PRODUCTS CAUSE' PEOPLE ARE FUCKING MORONS AND DON'T RESEARCH BEFORE THEY BUY.

SHITTY CONSCIOUS, BUT GOOD MONEY $_$


Ã,£_Ã,£
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: YPrrrr on May 13, 2010, 12:26:37 PM
Well at least short people will always have leg room and don't have to worry about concussing themselves on low ceilings...

Though I suppose tables and counters provide a similar obstacle sillydood;
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: Cool on May 13, 2010, 12:37:15 PM
Quote from: YPR on May 13, 2010, 12:26:37 PM
Well at least short people will always have leg room and don't have to worry about concussing themselves on low ceilings...

Though I suppose tables and counters provide a similar obstacle sillydood;


Braggart akudood;
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: YPrrrr on May 13, 2010, 12:46:17 PM
Quote from: PinkAngelKitty on May 13, 2010, 12:37:15 PM
Braggart akudood;
Potential brain damage is nothing to brag about akudood;
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: ME## on May 13, 2010, 12:49:18 PM
I have a terrible knack of hitting my head on car roofs, it's not fun. myface;
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: Nyerp on May 13, 2010, 01:04:05 PM
a job? what is?????
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: Oh on May 13, 2010, 01:56:27 PM
 I'm going to manage some files for a construction company and get paid $13 over the summer with my friends.  giggle;
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: KonohaShinobi on May 14, 2010, 05:17:21 AM
Quote from: Tedtron on May 13, 2010, 01:56:27 PM
I'm going to manage some files for a construction company and get paid $13 over the summer with my friends.  giggle;

Enjoy your $13, don't spend it all in one place. i am so jealous.
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on May 14, 2010, 11:01:19 AM
I just got a gig selling ice cream to tourists, and I might get $300 from playing piano at church...also hope to help techologically challenged people with computer trouble, since I get thrown around in my area to people anyway.
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: Sam on May 14, 2010, 03:57:03 PM
This place is overworking me x_x
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: ME## on May 14, 2010, 04:01:29 PM
Quote from: Sam on May 14, 2010, 03:57:03 PM
This place is overworking me x_x


And no unionising for you!  n_u
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: famy on May 14, 2010, 04:08:02 PM
Quote from: DAVID DOWNER on May 14, 2010, 04:01:29 PM
And no unionising for you!  n_u
with their open door policy there is no need for a union!
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: Sam on May 14, 2010, 04:52:14 PM
Quote from: DAVID DOWNER on May 14, 2010, 04:01:29 PM
And no unionising for you!  n_u

omg

during orientation we watched a video that was like "we won't tell you what you can and can't do, BUT OMG IF THERE'S A UNION YOU'LL LOSE ALL YOUR PAYCHECK DON'T SIGN ANYTHING."
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: Zach on May 16, 2010, 02:41:08 PM
Quote from: Wrench on May 13, 2010, 05:51:57 AM
Literally a fucking asshole manager. He's homosexual. ;)


He always walks kind of awkward like he's been cornholed one too many times.
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: Zack777 on May 16, 2010, 09:44:56 PM
I fix computers and edit video.
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: Sam on May 17, 2010, 06:13:47 PM
Tomorrow morning I'm working 6:30-2:30. ;____;
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: famy on May 17, 2010, 06:24:51 PM
Quote from: Sam on May 17, 2010, 06:13:47 PM
Tomorrow morning I'm working 6:30-2:30. ;____;
i work there 10pm-7am every sunday through thursday |:
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: Zach on May 17, 2010, 11:04:19 PM
Quote from: Sam on May 17, 2010, 06:13:47 PM
Tomorrow morning I'm working 6:30-2:30. ;____;


I work six to two every Thursday morning.

Of course, I'm probably going to quit tomorrow but I've done that morning shift around six or seven times.
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: Sam on May 19, 2010, 04:38:31 PM
Quote from: Captain America on May 17, 2010, 11:04:19 PM
I work six to two every Thursday morning.

Of course, I'm probably going to quit tomorrow but I've done that morning shift around six or seven times.

well it sucks.

My usual shift is 9-8 though, so I guess that's not much better.
I got lucky today with 9-6 :3
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: Samus Aran on May 19, 2010, 04:40:27 PM
ring me up, scotty
Title: Re: I'm a Walmart Cashier
Post by: FAMY2 on May 19, 2010, 07:32:53 PM
I want to work at Wal-Mart. But I don't have time.   saddood;