Poll
Question:
Does Pizza Hut fucking suck, or am I just retarded?
Option 1: Yes, it fucking sucks
votes: 22
Option 2: No, you're retarded
votes: 12
Option 3: It sucks and you're retarded
votes: 6
I need to know. I've only had Pizza Hut once and it tasted like rubber. Some of my friends agree, some think I'm crazy. I don't know what to believe anymore.
It does.
In fact, I've even smushed my hand onto a pizza slave for no reason at all, and the waiter lady look at me and I giggled. akudood;
But that was back when I ordered for some Mountain Dew.
It's ok but it gives me the runs like nothing else.
i've never had pizza hut pizza
i've never had krusty krab pizza
Better than Domino's, worse than most other pizza
It's not great, but there is worse pizza out there.
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on November 29, 2009, 04:59:36 AM
It's ok but it gives me the runs like nothing else.
How does it give you the runs? Usually bad pizza just constipates me.
I hate pizza hut pizza
and dominos pizza
It doesn't suck, but it's not very good. It's just okay pizza.
Quote from: Houdini on November 29, 2009, 05:20:44 AM
How does it give you the runs? Usually bad pizza just constipates me.
i dunno man its not a conscious decision. ask my intestines.
Quote from: Cookie on November 29, 2009, 05:19:46 AM
It's not great, but there is worse pizza out there.
It's not terrible, but there's better pizza out there.
Everyone I know loves In n' Out, I dislike it.
i hate it so much
i like papa john's
I like papa murphys
but i haven't tried pizza hut in forever so idk
id say its about average
Quote from: Nyerp on November 29, 2009, 07:27:14 AM
i hate it so much
i like papa john's
Papa John's is pretty decent for a national chain. At least it's better than fucking Pizza Hut. Goddammit.
it's usually good, you're on drugs
pizza hut is mediocre
fuck yeah, little caesars
I have not had pizza hut in years. Anyways, I prefer Papa John's, and Little Caesars is ok. Oh, and CiCi's pizza.
Quote from: Live on November 29, 2009, 01:16:10 PM
I have not had pizza hut in years. Anyways, I prefer Papa John's, and Little Caesars is ok. Oh, and CiCi's pizza.
Cici's? I thought it was supposed to be crappy pizza for really cheap
Quote from: YPR on November 29, 2009, 01:20:08 PM
Cici's? I thought it was supposed to be crappy pizza for really cheap
I still like it. But I actually haven't had that in a while either. Maybe just last year or the year before. But they have good dessert pizza stuff too.
Quote from: Travis on November 29, 2009, 11:48:24 AM
it's usually good, you're on drugs
No, drugs would make me enjoy the pizza more.
Quote from: Houdini on November 29, 2009, 01:54:16 PM
No, drugs would make me enjoy the pizza more.
And you would know this... because?
Quote from: TheSequel on November 29, 2009, 01:55:38 PM
And you would know this... because?
Because I know a lot of stoners? Why would you just assume I do drugs?
Quote from: Houdini on November 29, 2009, 01:57:36 PM
Because I know a lot of stoners? Why would you just assume I do drugs?
Are they drugs? Are they? Drugs, is that what they are? Are they? Drugs?
Quote from: TheSequel on November 29, 2009, 01:58:23 PM
Are they drugs? Are they? Drugs, is that what they are? Are they? Drugs?
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Quote from: Stagger Lee on November 29, 2009, 01:06:14 PM
pizza hut is mediocre
fuck yeah, little caesars
Little Caesar's is still in business? I haven't seen a commercial for them or a restaurant anywhere in 10 years or so.
Also my dad had CiCi's once and he said it tastes exactly how you think pizza that cheap would taste.
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on November 29, 2009, 02:37:06 PM
Also my dad had CiCi's once and he said it tastes exactly how you think pizza that cheap would taste.
Yeah it's pretty terrible in my experience... I mean good enough for all you can eat for 6 bucks, but still not good
Quote from: YPR on November 29, 2009, 05:03:45 AM
Better than Domino's, worse than most other pizza
Not if you make it like I make it giggle;
Quote from: C Mongler on November 29, 2009, 04:02:25 PM
Not if you make it like I make it giggle;
How do you make it and what do you do to your pizza hut
Quote from: YPR on November 29, 2009, 04:08:40 PM
How do you make it and what do you do to your pizza hut
I work at domino's. I make a super monster garlic and like septuple cheese pizza on a deep dish. Its got to have like 1500 calories a slice probably, but its so good.
Haven't had it in eight or nine years. O_0
I hate pizza hut
pizza hut sucks
i like little caesar's, not fantastic but definitely worth it considering a large pizza is $5
Most nationwide pizza chains fucking suck. Pizza Hut, Dominos, the like.
Local pizza joints are the way to go.
Quote from: idioteque on November 30, 2009, 09:37:54 AM
Local pizza joints are the way to go.
hell yeah, reppin Key Pizza from memphis & york doodella;
*HOPs are the best way, although I get mine from places like West Napoli too.
also fox's pizza sucks
I never heard of fox.
Pizza Hut isn't that great, especially on Long Island where there's many better alternatives.
More like Pizza BUTT right?
We have the materials at Domino's to make pizza I could put in a local pizza joint box and you wouldn't be able to tell the difference. The only reason we don't is because its too time consuming/ expensive to make. I've made stuffed crust. I've made new york style (not the Brooklyn style thats on the menu, its different son). Garlic pizzas, White Pizzas, Peanut Butter and Jelly Pizzas (It's okay, it took me half an hour to make though).
Quote from: Freud and His Friend:Jung on December 03, 2009, 03:33:49 AM
I love my local pizza place. ;_;
i never get food from the ones around here because they are slightly more expensive than the big gross chains :'(
Quote from: Ted on December 03, 2009, 08:09:19 AM
i never get food from the ones around here because they are slightly more expensive than the big gross chains :'(
you obviously prefer quantity over quality, tiger woods baddood;
Quote from: Socks on December 03, 2009, 08:12:36 AM
you obviously prefer quantity over quality, tiger woods baddood;
i laughed myface;
but it's not my fault, i'm never the one purchasing :'(
tiger woods is a silly guy wariodood;
You're retarded. Pizza Hut is the best around.
I hate all pizza.
Local pizzerias are always the worst, Dominoes is second worst, and Pizza Hut is terrible but not nearly as bad.
Quote from: Pancake Persona on December 03, 2009, 07:02:21 PM
I hate all pizza.
Local pizzerias are always the worst, Dominoes is second worst, and Pizza Hut is terrible but not nearly as bad.
All pizza? Haven't you ever had a delicious homemade one?
Quote from: Lain on December 03, 2009, 07:28:23 PM
All pizza? Haven't you ever had a delicious homemade one?
I'm the only living person in my family that knows how to cook.
I don't cook foods I hate, so no.
At a minimum it's bread, tomato sauce, and cheese. Unless you really hate one of those ingredients I find it hard to believe that you hate pizza. You've probably just had shitty pizza all the times you've tried it.
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on December 03, 2009, 08:30:06 PM
At a minimum it's bread, tomato sauce, and cheese. Unless you really hate one of those ingredients I find it hard to believe that you hate pizza. You've probably just had shitty pizza all the times you've tried it.
Do you hate chocolate, tuna, barbecue sauce, and pickles?
if not,then they should be delicious when combined
I like tomato sauce (hate tomatoes), can't stand eating bread, and like cheese but hate mozzarella.
Combine that really greasy and bitter cheese pizzerias use with all those other disgusting ingredients, and I have to vomit.
Lawlz, the two most popular pizza's i sell at work include a pizza with 8 toppings (all meat & chz) and a pizza with 9 toppings (all veggies and chz). But eating more than a slice or two is ungodly.
Quote from: Socks on December 04, 2009, 02:34:07 AMchz
wat
Also, "hawaiian" pizza is the most vile shit ever. Meat+salty and bitter cheese+sour, salty, and bitter fruit?
oh god
Quote from: Pancake Persona on December 04, 2009, 02:38:15 AM
wat
Also, "hawaiian" pizza is the most vile shit ever. Meat+salty and bitter cheese+sour, salty, and bitter fruit?
oh god
Pineapple also tastes pretty horrible when its hot like that and the juices like flow out onto the pizza so its all soggy
it is pretty gross
Quote from: Pancake Persona on December 04, 2009, 02:38:15 AM
wat
when you have to hustle and send in orders, you tend to abbreviate and shorten the names of things. i guess my waiter tendencies crept through there.
Quote from: Pancake Persona on December 04, 2009, 01:01:51 AMCombine that really greasy and bitter cheese pizzerias use with all those other disgusting ingredients, and I have to vomit.
Uh when properly made pizza shouldn't be greasy at all. doodhuh;
Quote from: JMV on December 04, 2009, 08:20:31 AM
Uh when properly made pizza shouldn't be greasy at all. doodhuh;
yeah it's not like cheese is loaded with fat or anyhting
Quote from: Pancake Persona on December 04, 2009, 09:13:20 AM
yeah it's not like cheese is loaded with fat or anyhting
I stand by my statement.
my mom's fucking delicious and extremely thick homemade pizza isn't greasy in the slightest
it's her tacos that are greasy, they just fucking drip with it and it's delicious
okay guys i just really hate pizza it doesn't matter if it's greasy or not
it's just some completely sick shit with no real nutritional value
WELL THEN YOU'RE WEIRD
Quote from: Lain on December 04, 2009, 09:06:00 PM
my mom's fucking delicious and extremely thick
stopped reading there because that post's infinitely better as such sillydood;
Quote from: Pancake Persona on December 04, 2009, 09:14:16 PMwith no real nutritional value
Assuming it's made right (like I said, not greasy), cheese pizza isn't really that bad for you.
http://caloriecount.about.com/calories-pizza-i21049
Quote from: JMV on December 05, 2009, 03:00:51 AM
Assuming it's made right (like I said, not greasy), cheese pizza isn't really that bad for you.
http://caloriecount.about.com/calories-pizza-i21049
what kind of cheese that doesn't taste like ass is that low in fat
Quote from: Thyme on December 05, 2009, 02:53:33 AM
stopped reading there because that post's infinitely better as such sillydood;
i'm glad i'm not the only one who thought the entire post sounded
naughty
Pizza contains all 5 major food groups n_u
Quote from: Pancake Persona on December 05, 2009, 04:31:26 AM
what kind of cheese that doesn't taste like ass is that low in fat
Uh actually making a pizza correctly should taste fine.
Only a moron(lol i'm doubting you know how to cook if you think only mozzarella is on pizza) uses solely mozzarella.
Mozzarella, Romano, Asiago, Parmesan, and another cheese or two are all needed to actually make a good pizza.
Quote from: JMV on December 05, 2009, 08:51:55 AM
lol i'm doubting you know how to cook
yeah keep thinking that
there's still no such thing as a good pizza
and again, what kind of cheese is low in fat but doesn't taste like ass
Quote from: Pancake Persona on December 05, 2009, 08:54:17 AM
yeah keep thinking that
You thought pizza only used mozzarella. That is evidence enough.doodhuh;
Quotethere's still no such thing as a good pizza
Because local pizza places and chain restaurants have top quality pizza.
there's no such thing as a good burger because mcdonalds has shitty burgers
Quote
and again, what kind of cheese is low in fat but doesn't taste like ass
Why does that matter? Why the fuck would you put low fat cheese on pizza? Again, I doubt you know how to cook if you think that's a good idea.
Quote from: JMV on December 05, 2009, 08:56:53 AM
Why does that matter? Why the fuck would you put low fat cheese on pizza? Again, I doubt you know how to cook if you think that's a good idea.
you're the one that just tried to say pizza is healthy with this: http://caloriecount.about.com/calories-pizza-i21049
no such pizza with any actual flavor exists, because most cheeses are about 25%+ fat by mass
jim v, just because you're italian and feel the need to defend the shitty food your people invented doesn't mean you know anything about good eats
famous ray's has the best pizza
Quote from: Pancake Persona on December 05, 2009, 08:59:07 AM
you're the one that just tried to say pizza is healthy with this: http://caloriecount.about.com/calories-pizza-i21049
Read what I said again
"not bad for you"
hurrr
Quoteno such pizza with any actual flavor exists, because most cheeses are about 25%+ fat by mass
uh what
Quotejim v, just because you're italian and feel the need to defend the shitty food your people invented doesn't mean you know anything about good eats
Just because you suck at cooking and don't know how to actually make a pizza doesn't mean you need to pretend that there are no good pizzas.
Your opinion became invalid when you implied that only mozzarella is used on pizza.
Quote from: JMV on December 05, 2009, 09:02:31 AM
uh what
Just because you suck at cooking and don't know how to actually make a pizza doesn't mean you need to pretend that there are no good pizzas.
Your opinion became invalid when you implied that only mozzarella is used on pizza.
i don't suck at cooking because i don't make pizza because pizza sucks
here's a list of the top chefs in the world that make pizza on a regular basis: my dick
and that about sums up the list
i don't see how not liking one of the shittiest varieties of fast food makes me a bad cook or stupid or anything
Uh once again you prove you knew nothing about food since you implied that pizza is fast food.
wat is pizza hut/dominos/delivery pizza
Quote from: Travis on December 05, 2009, 09:07:53 AM
wat is pizza hut/dominos/delivery pizza
horrible food.
you can buy lobster at mcdonalds that doesn't make lobster fast food.
Quote from: JMV on December 05, 2009, 09:08:41 AM
horrible food.
you can buy lobster at mcdonalds that doesn't make lobster fast food.
it is fast food though
"Finally, "Pizza Hut Express" and "The Hut" locations are fast food restaurants." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_Hut
Burgers can't be fast food because some gourmet burgers exist.
There used to be an amazing little pizzeria, but they closed down a few months ago. :( Probably because the food was pretty expensive. lol :(
FOOD FIGHT
Quote from: Ted on December 05, 2009, 06:01:53 AM
i'm glad i'm not the only one who thought the entire post sounded naughty
oh god i shouldn't have stopped reading at the first line
that tacos part is pure gold AWESOME
Quote from: Pancake Persona on December 05, 2009, 09:10:59 AM
"Finally, "Pizza Hut Express" and "The Hut" locations are fast food restaurants." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_Hut
Burgers can't be fast food because some gourmet burgers exist.
Uh that is the most retarded thing you've said.
'lol there are fast food places that sell pizza so pizza is fast food but burgers CAN'T be fast food because there are gourmet burgers' yet implying there aren't gourmet pizzas also
"In the 1980s Australian pizza shops and restaurants began selling gourmet pizzas, pizzas with upmarket ingredients such as salmon, dill, bocconcini, tiger prawns, and such unconventional toppings as kangaroo, emu and crocodile."
What we've learned:
Jmv likes pizza
Lawlz does not
Quote from: YPR on December 05, 2009, 09:29:13 AM
What we've learned:
Jmv likes pizza
Lawlz does not
And that pizza has about 5 different cheeses on it.
And that people eat emu
Quote from: JMV on December 05, 2009, 09:29:58 AM
And that pizza has about 5 different cheeses on it.
Depends on the pizza
Quote from: JMV on December 05, 2009, 09:29:58 AM
And that people eat emu
People eat everything
I like pizza. 5thgrade;
[spoiler]5th grade English class, that is. n_u[/spoiler]
Quote from: Thyme on December 05, 2009, 09:31:31 AM
I like pizza. 5thgrade;
[spoiler]5th grade English class, that is. n_u[/spoiler]
J'aime la pizza.
[spoiler]Hi French I. sillydood; [/spoiler]
Quote from: DAVID DOWNER on December 05, 2009, 09:42:08 AM
J'aime la pizza.
[spoiler]Hi French I. sillydood; [/spoiler]
I bet you would have said "le" instead. n_u
Then again, I would have said "I like the pizza." sillydood;
Quote from: Thyme on December 05, 2009, 09:43:55 AM
I bet you would have said "le" instead. n_u
I think I may have.
[spoiler]lol assuming too many things are masculine n_u[/spoiler]
my pizza could beat the shit out of your pizza
Also why have I never heard of other cheeses on pizza befuddlement
Quote from: YPR on December 06, 2009, 03:51:54 AM
Also why have I never heard of other cheeses on pizza befuddlement
because you don't cook lol
Papa Johns has a 6 cheese pizza. :3
Quote from: FAMY2 on December 06, 2009, 04:19:16 AM
Papa Johns has a 6 cheese pizza. :3
Papa John's sucks too. akudood;
Quote from: JMV on December 06, 2009, 04:16:16 AM
because you don't cook lol
But I do...
Why would pizza places advertise multiple cheese pizza if it already had several on it huhdoodame;
Quote from: JMV on December 06, 2009, 04:19:39 AM
Papa John's sucks too. akudood;
popular or mainstream=sucks!!!!
Quote from: Nyerp on December 06, 2009, 04:24:13 AM
popular or mainstream=sucks!!!!
Or delivery pizza sucks doodhuh;
It uses frozen ingredients, has to be rushed, etc. A pizza from a high quality restaurant, or one that is homemade will have nice quality cheese, fresh dough, and fresh sauce.
Quote from: JMV on December 06, 2009, 04:24:53 AM
Or delivery pizza sucks doodhuh;
ok so jmv which kinds of pizza don't apparently suck
Quote from: Nyerp on December 06, 2009, 04:25:44 AM
ok so jmv which kinds of pizza don't apparently suck
see: my edit.
well whatever i like papa john's so i don't care
Quote from: Nyerp on December 06, 2009, 04:28:17 AM
well whatever i like papa john's so i don't care
The only good thing about Papa John's is the pepper they put in every box. baddood;
Buscemis is pretty good I guess
Quote from: YPR on December 06, 2009, 04:20:25 AM
Why would pizza places advertise multiple cheese pizza if it already had several on it huhdoodame;
Quote from: YPR on December 06, 2009, 04:33:46 AM
You mean places like Pizza Hut?
Probably because they don't make pizza correctly idklol
Also, Cloverleaf Pizza
JMV you have a very strict definition of pizza
Quote from: JMV on December 06, 2009, 04:35:09 AM
You mean places like Pizza Hut?
Probably because they don't make pizza correctly idklol
but it's still pizza
Quote from: JMV on December 06, 2009, 04:37:21 AM
DEEP DISH ISN'T REAL PIZZA
they dont just have deep dish
I dont really like deep dish either
Quote from: YPR on December 06, 2009, 04:37:55 AM
JMV you have a very strict definition of pizza
Only Neapolitan and, perhaps, New York Style are legitimate pizzas. akudood;
The rest are poseurs madood;
Quotebut it's still pizza
Without the more expensive cheeses as an attempt to cut costs and charge extra for what should have been included normally.
Italian pizza sucks anyway akudood;
Quote from: YPR on December 06, 2009, 04:46:36 AM
Italian pizza sucks anyway akudood;
nigga i know you trollin
Quote from: JMV on December 06, 2009, 04:42:38 AM
Only Neapolitan and, perhaps, New York Style are legitimate pizzas. akudood;
The rest are poseurs madood;
Without the more expensive cheeses as an attempt to cut costs and charge extra for what should have been included normally.
What about Chicago pizza? doodthing;
I like most pizzas. 5thgrade;
Quote from: JMV on December 06, 2009, 04:48:52 AM
nigga i know you trollin
Been to Italy, it's not that great nigga
Quote from: YPR on December 06, 2009, 04:57:10 AM
Been to Italy, it's not that great nigga
nigga italy's been here.
Quote from: JMV on December 05, 2009, 10:22:37 PM
nigga italy's been here.
But they changed the style nigga