I want my $134.98 back, please.
I ordered a new iPod two weeks ago (80 GB Classic) from Amazon.com. I bought it used cause I was short on cash and whatnot, so I order it off of their "Marketplace". I'm chillin outside and the Mailman comes up to me yesterday (it shipped USPS so it came on a Saturday) and says "Hey yo.... Kevin. I need you to sign off on this package. It's certified mail and it requires a signature."
"Oh, ok." *signs* 'Hmm, this must be my new iPod ... this doesn't feel like an iPod.' *rips open package* Hmm, my very own blank sheet of printer paper. Fuck yeah.
I filed a claim with Amazon.com it should be resolved "by the 21st". ):
btw I cut my finger with scissors opening a popcorn tin.
WOW LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Quote from: Travis on November 08, 2009, 08:34:42 AM
WOW LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
hey idiot the name in your sig is spelled wrong
amazon.com gave me a handjob
it was great
Quote from: Kevin on November 08, 2009, 08:37:50 AM
hey idiot the name in your sig is spelled wrong
OMG LOL DOOD YOURE SO RIGHT XD IM RETARTED LOL
Quote from: Stagger Lee on November 08, 2009, 08:39:41 AM
amazon.com gave me a handjob
it was great
Did it get there on time?
And then you smoked a blunt and went to a party, am I right?
Quote from: Cookie on November 08, 2009, 08:44:22 AM
And then you smoked a blunt and went to a party, am I right?
Actually, I quit smoking weed and cigarettes happydood;
Quote from: Kevin on November 08, 2009, 08:45:46 AM
Actually, I quit smoking weed and cigarettes happydood;
PUSSY
Quote from: Cookie on November 08, 2009, 08:44:22 AM
And then you smoked a blunt and went to a party, am I right?
i know i sure did maps;
That's funny. It's the douchebag seller's fault, though, not Amazon. the seller will probably claim you got the ipod and are lying, good luck
Quote from: Kevin on November 08, 2009, 08:45:46 AM
Actually, I quit smoking weed and cigarettes happydood;
why
Quote from: Kevin on November 08, 2009, 08:45:46 AM
Actually, I quit smoking weed and cigarettes happydood;
no you didn't you're still a jerk off akudood;
Quote from: wziard on November 08, 2009, 08:52:41 AM
That's funny. It's the douchebag seller's fault, though, not Amazon. the seller will probably claim you got the ipod and are lying, good luck
why
I know. Amazon has an "A to Z Guarantee" that says I can be reimbursed up to 2,500 dollars for all purchases occuring through their marketplace if they didn't send me the item or if they sent me nothing. I'm sure they would ask the seller for their address, the day they shipped out, and the tracking number, and then ask the Shipping Company to verify this information and verify whether or not the package was correct.
I got caught by my parents and they bitched about it. And I quit smoking cigarettes because my mom was all up in my shit about it.
smoke dem ciggys