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Poll
Question: flaming dicks
Option 1: Laugh votes: 4
Option 2: Cry votes: 0
Option 3: Kill yourself votes: 2
Option 4: Post on Boyah about it votes: 12
Option 5: Pretend like you don't know them votes: 3
Title: What would you do if a Boyager married your cousin?
Post by: Wrench on November 05, 2009, 12:13:47 AM
I would probably just laugh about it and hang out with them on family reunions.
Title: Re: What would you do if a Boyager married your cousin?
Post by: l a c e y on November 05, 2009, 02:35:00 AM
Probably pretend I don't know them if it was about 80% of the people here. For the other 20% I'd probably just laugh and be like JESUS.
Title: Re: What would you do if a Boyager married your cousin?
Post by: Daddy on November 05, 2009, 03:27:47 AM
Ban them.
Title: Re: What would you do if a Boyager married your cousin?
Post by: YPrrrr on November 05, 2009, 03:33:34 AM
Depends who it is, but I'd definitely post about it. Whoever it is would have to be from Michigan or Alabama since that's where my cousins live.
Title: Re: What would you do if a Boyager married your cousin?
Post by: Wrench on November 05, 2009, 03:37:36 AM
Quote from: YPR on November 05, 2009, 03:33:34 AM
Depends who it is, but I'd definitely post about it. Whoever it is would have to be from Michigan or Alabama since that's where my cousins live.

omg you're gonna be related to Det or Rae
Title: Re: What would you do if a Boyager married your cousin?
Post by: YPrrrr on November 05, 2009, 03:40:29 AM
Quote from: Wrench on November 05, 2009, 03:37:36 AM
omg you're gonna be related to Det or Rae
My cousins aren't lesbians, but I guess Det and Rae can be pretty convincing n_u

W4W1 is also a possibility
Title: Re: What would you do if a Boyager married your cousin?
Post by: Daddy on November 05, 2009, 03:41:04 AM
Quote from: YPR on November 05, 2009, 03:40:29 AM
My cousins aren't lesbians, but I guess Det and Rae can be pretty convincing n_u

W4W1 is also a possibility
or mippo
Title: Re: What would you do if a Boyager married your cousin?
Post by: l a c e y on November 05, 2009, 03:41:46 AM
Quote from: JMV on November 05, 2009, 03:41:04 AM
or mippo


This is probably not gunna happen.
Title: Re: What would you do if a Boyager married your cousin?
Post by: Wrench on November 05, 2009, 03:47:36 AM
Quote from: YPR on November 05, 2009, 03:40:29 AM
My cousins aren't lesbians, but I guess Det and Rae can be pretty convincing n_u

W4W1 is also a possibility

Completely forgot he lived in Detroit.

Mippo will marry his hand so don't worry about him.
Title: Re: What would you do if a Boyager married your cousin?
Post by: Sam on November 05, 2009, 03:52:14 AM
All my cousins are in CT so it would have to be Title. And there a liiiiiiittle bit young for him so I would disapprove,

Then again, I do have one cousin in Japan. Kaki could marry her. :O
Title: Re: What would you do if a Boyager married your cousin?
Post by: YPrrrr on November 05, 2009, 03:59:25 AM
Quote from: JMV on November 05, 2009, 03:41:04 AM
or mippo
fffffffff

He lives in Michigan?
Title: Re: What would you do if a Boyager married your cousin?
Post by: Travis on November 05, 2009, 04:16:30 AM
doesn't mippo live in atlanta
Title: Re: What would you do if a Boyager married your cousin?
Post by: Meyer Lansky on November 05, 2009, 04:17:52 AM
1.  Have my account here deleted.

2.  Disown my cousin.
Title: Re: What would you do if a Boyager married your cousin?
Post by: Daddy on November 05, 2009, 05:09:25 AM
Quote from: Travis on November 05, 2009, 04:16:30 AM
doesn't mippo live in atlanta
they both suck

Title: Re: What would you do if a Boyager married your cousin?
Post by: Title on November 05, 2009, 05:44:58 AM
I wouldn't give a shit. It would get a chuckle out of me but other than that, nothing. All of my cousins live in Texas, but in an alternative universe where I had a normal family that saw eachother a lot, I wouldn't talk to them any differently knowing that they went here at one point.
Title: Re: What would you do if a Boyager married your cousin?
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on November 05, 2009, 06:06:10 AM
I would rsvp and not show up.
Title: Re: What would you do if a Boyager married your cousin?
Post by: just1more on November 05, 2009, 06:42:55 AM
I'm pretty sure no one here is my cousin's type. Nor is she your type. Same with her sister, although she's been steady with her boyfriend for years so even more so in her case.

And then there's my cousin from Virginia. Apparently he likes toying with computers, collecting pokemon cards, and fucking fat chicks. Cool.
Title: Re: What would you do if a Boyager married your cousin?
Post by: Nyerp on November 05, 2009, 06:47:04 AM
Murder-suicide.
Title: Re: What would you do if a Boyager married your cousin?
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on November 05, 2009, 07:21:59 AM
My cousins live in Canada.

hey thyme and lacey toothdood;
Title: Re: What would you do if a Boyager married your cousin?
Post by: Classic on November 05, 2009, 07:35:54 AM
Have James ban them.
Title: Re: What would you do if a Boyager married your cousin?
Post by: ME## on November 05, 2009, 07:36:36 AM
I believe my cousins still live in Georgia. myface;
Title: Re: What would you do if a Boyager married your cousin?
Post by: LCK on November 05, 2009, 07:46:15 AM
i have cousins here in minnesota, iowa, south dakota, alabama, texas, arizona, and california

they're all over
i wouldn't really care
Title: Re: What would you do if a Boyager married your cousin?
Post by: Samus Aran on November 05, 2009, 07:49:36 AM
i'd say something to the effect of "good luck."

i wouldn't really care, but god damn, my cousin Nicole (only one of my cousins old enough to marry) is a whiny, spoiled bitch and the kind of girl that actually bothers to shoplift things like makeup

she used to be such a cool girl, but she turned retarded
Title: Re: What would you do if a Boyager married your cousin?
Post by: Sillbury on November 05, 2009, 07:54:19 AM
i never even talk to my cousins unless i'm going their way for something and need a place to stay lol
Title: Re: What would you do if a Boyager married your cousin?
Post by: luna on November 05, 2009, 07:58:13 AM
well if any of you want a panty gnome husband, then by all means, you have my blessing
Title: Re: What would you do if a Boyager married your cousin?
Post by: sans culottes on November 05, 2009, 08:04:59 AM
it'd be awful and great at the same time
Title: Re: What would you do if a Boyager married your cousin?
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on November 05, 2009, 09:44:36 AM
I'd laugh for a while about it, and it'd be sorta fun to talk about, and we'd maybe we'd post on boyah about it, but then we'd get on like responsible adults.
Title: Re: What would you do if a Boyager married your cousin?
Post by: Wrench on November 05, 2009, 09:46:25 AM
Quote from: Nadine on November 05, 2009, 07:58:13 AM
well if any of you want a panty gnome husband, then by all means, you have my blessing

hey velvet

we both live in ohio. wanna get married
Title: Re: What would you do if a Boyager married your cousin?
Post by: Lotos on November 05, 2009, 10:10:08 AM
I wouldn't really care.
Title: Re: What would you do if a Boyager married your cousin?
Post by: Andria on November 05, 2009, 10:10:43 AM
i'd be like meh whatever then go on with my life
Title: Re: What would you do if a Boyager married your cousin?
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on November 05, 2009, 10:24:18 AM
Thinking about it, my cousins are mostly assholes, so I'd just talk a lot to them about how they married an asshole.
Title: Re: What would you do if a Boyager married your cousin?
Post by: Daddy on November 05, 2009, 12:04:13 PM
Quote from: Kaz on November 05, 2009, 07:49:36 AM
i'd say something to the effect of "good luck."

i wouldn't really care, but god damn, my cousin Nicole (only one of my cousins old enough to marry) is a whiny, spoiled bitch and the kind of girl that actually bothers to shoplift things like makeup

she used to be such a cool girl, but she turned retarded
is that the one whose vagina you touched
Title: Re: What would you do if a Boyager married your cousin?
Post by: Samus Aran on November 05, 2009, 12:07:53 PM
Quote from: JMV on November 05, 2009, 12:04:13 PM
is that the one whose vagina you touched


well to be honest i don't remember too well if i actually touched it, but i remember wanting to

but yeah we were just little kids
Title: Re: What would you do if a Boyager married your cousin?
Post by: Wrench on November 05, 2009, 12:54:40 PM
Quote from: Kaz on November 05, 2009, 12:07:53 PM
well to be honest i don't remember too well if i actually touched it, but i remember wanting to

but yeah we were just little kids

one time jmv had butt sex
Title: Re: What would you do if a Boyager married your cousin?
Post by: snorkel on November 05, 2009, 01:56:44 PM
laugh, it would be fucking weird
Title: Re: What would you do if a Boyager married your cousin?
Post by: Hiro on November 05, 2009, 02:18:12 PM
I don't know who would marry my cousins but I'd lol 5thgrade;