Let's discuss the game for Atari where you got to play as a redneck cowboy and the goal was to rape the Indian woman without getting hit by the lines (which represent the arrows). I guess Mystique thought that they could really revolutionize porn in video games. I guess all it really took was a year before they went out of business. But hey, worth a shot, right? Anyone actually played this or even seen someone play this? Don't think anyone would be impressed.
I'm sure you've masturbated to better Lego's than this:
[spoiler][youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRi9RnnuP_g[/youtube][/spoiler]
I've always wondered what the instruction manual for that game must've been like akudood;
Boy, it sure is 1999 in here. akudood;
also, i've seen gameplay of the game before, read shit about it, etc. but never played it, and i can't say i want to
I've played it, it's very boring.
Quote from: Kaz on August 15, 2009, 02:47:17 PM
Boy, it sure is 1999 in here. akudood;
also, i've seen gameplay of the game before, read shit about it, etc. but never played it, and i can't say i want to
You don't like the 8-bit penis and breast?
Quote from: Sponge on August 16, 2009, 05:38:20 PM
You don't like the 8-bit penis and breast?
gee how can i make this reply as sarcastic as possible
yes i very much like them thank you sir akudood;
Quote from: Kaz on August 16, 2009, 05:43:07 PM
gee how can i make this reply as sarcastic as possible
yes i very much like them thank you sir akudood;
yeah it's not like this game wasn't offensive to natives or anything
I played it on an emulator.. Let's just say that its pretty boring.
Quote from: Nate on August 16, 2009, 08:33:01 PM
I played it on an emulator.. Let's just say that its pretty boring.
Didn't give you any stimulation?
Quote from: Sponge on August 16, 2009, 08:38:31 PM
Didn't give you any stimulation?
So much I couldn't handle it.
The guys who made this game made another one where you run around as womens who have to catch the falling jizz of some guy on the roof who's masturbating.
i dont understand porn video games akudood;
Quote from: RDX on August 16, 2009, 11:55:21 PM
The guys who made this game made another one where you run around as womens who have to catch the falling jizz of some guy on the roof who's masturbating.
i dont understand porn video games akudood;
Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em?
Yeah, I read more about Mystique. It took less than a year for them to run out of business. Atari even sued them for the concept of
Custer's Revenge but they lost the case. akudood;
http://www.screwattack.com/AVGN/2007/AtariPorn
Regardless of if you like AVGN or not, this is a fun video.