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Title: Dear Boyah: Melanoma, Tyler, and You.
Post by: Daddy on July 07, 2009, 08:33:51 PM
Tyler has imparted upon me the fact that his medical practitioners believe he may have a "trace of melanoma".

This is the result of the skin blemish commonly referred to as "moles" and excessive exposure to the ultra violet radiation emitted by our local star, colloquially referred to as "the sun".  As a precaution he will be undergoing surgery to remove the cancerous cells from his body.


That is all.

saddood;
Title: Re: Dear Boyah: Melanoma, Tyler, and You.
Post by: Lex Luthor on July 07, 2009, 08:35:08 PM
that is not good.
Title: Re: Dear Boyah: Melanoma, Tyler, and You.
Post by: ME## on July 07, 2009, 08:36:32 PM
Oh my god.  :'(
Title: Re: Dear Boyah: Melanoma, Tyler, and You.
Post by: superclucky on July 07, 2009, 08:51:43 PM
That just means that he'll just have a higher chance of getting melanoma after he gets his mole removed. <3

Unless it spreads to his lymph nodes or somewhere, then they'll have to remove them also. (Lymph nodes filter naughty Ryan Flanagan cells. giggle;)

NOW HE CAN WEAR SUN CREAM AND BE YOUNG FROM BEING PROTECTED FROM UVA RAYS.
Title: Re: Dear Boyah: Melanoma, Tyler, and You.
Post by: Daddy on July 07, 2009, 08:52:53 PM
Quote from: Lex Luthor  link=topic=47116.msg822791#msg822791 date=1247024108
that is not good.
oh i thought it was a superpower or something thanks


Title: Re: Dear Boyah: Melanoma, Tyler, and You.
Post by: ME## on July 07, 2009, 08:55:30 PM
Quote from: Stupid Fucking Slut on July 07, 2009, 08:51:43 PM
SUN CREAM 


was ist das
Title: Re: Dear Boyah: Melanoma, Tyler, and You.
Post by: Lex Luthor on July 07, 2009, 08:56:20 PM
Quote from: Prowling Kewn on July 07, 2009, 08:52:53 PM
oh i thought it was a superpower or something thanks





np
Title: Re: Dear Boyah: Melanoma, Tyler, and You.
Post by: Classic on July 07, 2009, 08:56:48 PM
The doctor said there are three different areas on my body with the melanoma traces. My neck, underarm, and head.

My surgery is scheduled the 15th of this month.
Title: Re: Dear Boyah: Melanoma, Tyler, and You.
Post by: superclucky on July 07, 2009, 09:01:37 PM
Why didn't you wear organic SPF 35 sun screen. :'(
Title: Re: Dear Boyah: Melanoma, Tyler, and You.
Post by: Dullahan on July 07, 2009, 09:03:02 PM
Quote from: ENDIVE! on July 07, 2009, 08:56:48 PM
The doctor said there are three different areas on my body with the melanoma traces. My neck, underarm, and head.

My surgery is scheduled the 15th of this month.
I'm glad it's not terminal. Good luck on the surgery.
Title: Re: Dear Boyah: Melanoma, Tyler, and You.
Post by: Classic on July 07, 2009, 09:08:24 PM
Quote from: Velcro on July 07, 2009, 09:03:02 PM
I'm glad it's not terminal. Good luck on the surgery.

Thank you.
The doctor said that the anormal moles were in an early stage, so let's hope it hasn't gone totally crazy yet,
Title: Re: Dear Boyah: Melanoma, Tyler, and You.
Post by: Nyerp on July 07, 2009, 09:20:03 PM
woah, it's the result of having moles?
Title: Re: Dear Boyah: Melanoma, Tyler, and You.
Post by: Daddy on July 07, 2009, 09:23:15 PM
Quote from: Orochi on July 07, 2009, 09:20:03 PM
woah, it's the result of having moles?
i am only the messenger
Title: Re: Dear Boyah: Melanoma, Tyler, and You.
Post by: Thyme on July 07, 2009, 09:55:03 PM
oh god saddood;

Good luck, Tyler, and be strong. :(
Title: Re: Dear Boyah: Melanoma, Tyler, and You.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on July 07, 2009, 09:57:45 PM
What? saddood;

please, recover completely :'(
Title: Re: Dear Boyah: Melanoma, Tyler, and You.
Post by: Sync on July 07, 2009, 10:03:03 PM
Oh my god Tyler.

I really hope you recover. saddood;
I hope you only have to have surgery once.
Title: Re: Dear Boyah: Melanoma, Tyler, and You.
Post by: Bushy on July 07, 2009, 10:17:32 PM
See, this is why I like being black.

But I hope it's not malignant or anything, Ty
Title: Re: Dear Boyah: Melanoma, Tyler, and You.
Post by: superclucky on July 07, 2009, 10:19:23 PM
Quote from: colossus supercilium on July 07, 2009, 10:17:32 PM
See, this is why I like being black.

But I hope it's not malignant or anything, Ty
Oh, you--blacks have a higher chance to get prostate cancer because of their skin.  cjlubdoods;
Title: Re: Dear Boyah: Melanoma, Tyler, and You.
Post by: Bushy on July 07, 2009, 10:25:35 PM
Quote from: Stupid Fucking Slut on July 07, 2009, 10:19:23 PM
Oh, you--blacks have a higher chance to get prostate cancer because of their skin.  cjlubdoods;
Yeah, well... You have a higher chance to get raped :)
Title: Re: Dear Boyah: Melanoma, Tyler, and You.
Post by: superclucky on July 07, 2009, 10:27:42 PM
Quote from: colossus supercilium on July 07, 2009, 10:25:35 PM
Yeah, well... You have a higher chance to get raped :)
It's not rape if its black men doing it.   giggle;
Title: Re: Dear Boyah: Melanoma, Tyler, and You.
Post by: Daddy on July 07, 2009, 10:29:41 PM
Quote from: colossus supercilium on July 07, 2009, 10:25:35 PM
Yeah, well... You have a higher chance to get raped :)
Talking to white wimins gives you a higher chance of being lynched. akudood;
Title: Re: Dear Boyah: Melanoma, Tyler, and You.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on July 07, 2009, 10:31:32 PM
This thread has a high chance of being lynched. spam;

quit it guys :'(
Title: Re: Dear Boyah: Melanoma, Tyler, and You.
Post by: Daddy on July 07, 2009, 10:32:51 PM
oh yeah this thread is about tyler's super power.
Title: Re: Dear Boyah: Melanoma, Tyler, and You.
Post by: Lozal on July 07, 2009, 10:56:50 PM
OMG TYLER.

get better soon!  >.<
Title: Re: Dear Boyah: Melanoma, Tyler, and You.
Post by: Travis on July 07, 2009, 11:05:25 PM
Nooooooo :'(
Title: Re: Dear Boyah: Melanoma, Tyler, and You.
Post by: rdl on July 08, 2009, 12:05:39 AM
what if tyler dies without ever having buttsex? :'(
Title: Re: Dear Boyah: Melanoma, Tyler, and You.
Post by: Commander Fuckass on July 08, 2009, 02:10:28 AM
RDX would be the one to make a post about something gay
Title: Re: Dear Boyah: Melanoma, Tyler, and You.
Post by: Bushy on July 08, 2009, 02:24:46 AM
Quote from: Prowling Kewn on July 07, 2009, 10:29:41 PM
Talking to white wimins gives you a higher chance of being lynched. akudood;
Being Italian makes you greasy

so there
Title: Re: Dear Boyah: Melanoma, Tyler, and You.
Post by: Classic on July 08, 2009, 07:52:08 AM
Nyerp, I have a Texas edumacation, so please forgive my ignorance. Here's my understanding of what the doctor told me.

Once upon a time I had a cute little mole. Well, Mr. Mole was growing in different ways, unlike other more normal moles, I suppose because he's a rebel and whatnot.

Oh, and something about how much sun was exposed to my skin.

Quote from: RDX on July 08, 2009, 12:05:39 AM
what if tyler dies without ever having buttsex? :'(

Don't you worry your pretty little head about that.
Title: Re: Dear Boyah: Melanoma, Tyler, and You.
Post by: FAMY2 on July 08, 2009, 08:05:13 AM
Good luck Tyler. I am sure things will be fine. Almost sounds like it is in a precancerous stage.    cjlubdoods;
Title: Re: Dear Boyah: Melanoma, Tyler, and You.
Post by: Nate on July 08, 2009, 01:10:40 PM
I hope everything goes well.

My sister's fiancee (sp?) has melanoma in some of his moles too, he had to get his toe where the mole was at halfway cutoff and the bone grinded down. It's never good.
Title: Re: Dear Boyah: Melanoma, Tyler, and You.
Post by: ME## on July 08, 2009, 01:15:41 PM
Quote from: Nate on July 08, 2009, 01:10:40 PM
I hope everything goes well.

My sister's fiancee (sp?) has melanoma in some of his moles too, he had to get his toe where the mole was at halfway cutoff and the bone grinded down. It's never good.


In that case you'd use fiancé.

And that sounds really painful.  >.<
Title: Re: Dear Boyah: Melanoma, Tyler, and You.
Post by: Classic on July 08, 2009, 03:23:14 PM
Quote from: Nate on July 08, 2009, 01:10:40 PM
I hope everything goes well.

My sister's fiancee (sp?) has melanoma in some of his moles too, he had to get his toe where the mole was at halfway cutoff and the bone grinded down. It's never good.

AAAAA
AAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Pain. :'(