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Title: ITT: SCENARIO
Post by: Bushy on July 05, 2009, 09:53:04 PM
You are given the Iron Man suit, but it is low on power, meaning you can only fly for about 15 seconds, blast energy for 1 burst, or lift anything for about 15 seconds (you can only do one).

There is a power charger approximately 50 feet away from you.

There is also a car on fire in desperate need of the Jaws of Life with your parents in it.

There is also an airplane flying pretty low above you with your significant other(let's play make believe for most of you) that is about to crash into a building.

Lastly there is the most evil man in the world running down the street that you could blast and rid the world of any evil ever again ever

Which do you choose? psyduck;
Title: Re: ITT: SCENARIO
Post by: rdl on July 05, 2009, 09:56:55 PM
this is a silly question

i thought it was going to be a cyoa or something
Title: Re: ITT: SCENARIO
Post by: l a c e y on July 05, 2009, 10:24:26 PM
Oh god how could you ever choose?
Title: Re: ITT: SCENARIO
Post by: Blaze-Senpai on July 05, 2009, 10:29:43 PM
Eitherway you lose something; why not lose it all? :3
Title: Re: ITT: SCENARIO
Post by: Commander Fuckass on July 05, 2009, 11:14:12 PM
Call the ambulance to the car in need of help, go to the power generator, help the plane, fuck that villian up



Then kill lacey
Title: Re: ITT: SCENARIO
Post by: rdl on July 05, 2009, 11:17:59 PM
Quote from: Kefka on July 05, 2009, 11:14:12 PM
Call the ambulance to the car in need of help, go to the power generator, help the plane
the plane would've crashed by then...

...unless if you were to stop time

seriously mr bushybrows, why are we iron man, and why couldnt a man just ask me who i want to be shot or something?
Title: Re: ITT: SCENARIO
Post by: Tomboh on July 06, 2009, 01:33:43 AM
id save the plane

then go to the charger

then kill the man

sure my parents would be dead, but theyre only two people. the plane on the other hand, could crash, killing everyone inside (i wouldnt really care about the "significant other", since all life i would treat roughly the same in this situation) and also kill everyone in and around the building. i dont think the most evil man in the world is going to do anything in the one minute ill give him, so i can just kill him after.
Title: Re: ITT: SCENARIO
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on July 06, 2009, 05:06:39 AM
Quote from: Tomboh on July 06, 2009, 01:33:43 AM
id save the plane

then go to the charger

then kill the man

sure my parents would be dead, but theyre only two people. the plane on the other hand, could crash, killing everyone inside (i wouldnt really care about the "significant other", since all life i would treat roughly the same in this situation) and also kill everyone in and around the building. i dont think the most evil man in the world is going to do anything in the one minute ill give him, so i can just kill him after.


but its your parents psyduck;

i would save my parents while blasting energy toward the plane making it able to fly again and then get out of the suit and throw it at the villian, pinning him and then go and kick him in the face after helping my parents
Title: Re: ITT: SCENARIO
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on July 06, 2009, 05:18:41 AM
call someone and sell the suit.

use money to buy new parents/buy safety from the world's most evil man.
Title: Re: ITT: SCENARIO
Post by: Socks on July 06, 2009, 07:40:07 AM
Plane with significant other on it.
Title: Re: ITT: SCENARIO
Post by: Pyrate on July 06, 2009, 08:31:23 AM
i wasn't paying attention to the question

so i guess everyone died
Title: Re: ITT: SCENARIO
Post by: YPrrrr on July 06, 2009, 09:11:38 AM
Plane with the significant other on it
Title: Re: ITT: SCENARIO
Post by: superclucky on July 06, 2009, 09:18:29 AM
I would go straight to the charger and join up with the most evil person ever.
Title: Re: ITT: SCENARIO
Post by: Commander Fuckass on July 06, 2009, 09:41:28 AM
I dont think Det understands that the energy blast makes HUEG explosion, so shed just make the peoples death quicker rather than save their lives
Title: Re: ITT: SCENARIO
Post by: Cookie on July 06, 2009, 09:44:13 AM
Kill the most evil man. Let the rest die. You can always get a new lover.
Title: Re: ITT: SCENARIO
Post by: Travis on July 06, 2009, 09:59:39 AM
Kill myself
Title: Re: ITT: SCENARIO
Post by: snorkel on July 06, 2009, 10:49:20 AM
kill myself
Title: Re: ITT: SCENARIO
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on July 06, 2009, 12:00:42 PM
Quote from: Kefka on July 06, 2009, 09:41:28 AM
I dont think Det understands that the energy blast makes HUEG explosion, so shed just make the peoples death quicker rather than save their lives


uhm no it doesn't @_@
Title: Re: ITT: SCENARIO
Post by: l a c e y on July 06, 2009, 12:56:56 PM
Quote from: Kefka on July 05, 2009, 11:14:12 PM
Then kill lacey


Too bad I wouldn't be there.
Title: Re: ITT: SCENARIO
Post by: Tomboh on July 06, 2009, 03:11:01 PM
Quote from: Cookie on July 06, 2009, 09:44:13 AM
Kill the most evil man. Let the rest die. You can always get a new lover.
i think a world without evil would be rather boring
Title: Re: ITT: SCENARIO
Post by: Socks on July 06, 2009, 06:25:22 PM
Quote from: Cookie on July 06, 2009, 09:44:13 AM
Kill the most evil man. Let the rest die. You can always get a new lover.


Some lover you are.
Title: Re: ITT: SCENARIO
Post by: FAMY2 on July 06, 2009, 06:27:26 PM
My parents are already dead, someone would just replace the evil guy.  So looks like i would save my significant other.   :3
Title: Re: ITT: SCENARIO
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on July 06, 2009, 06:59:49 PM
Quote from: FAMY2 on July 06, 2009, 06:27:26 PM
My parents are already dead


rae  >.<

[spoiler] cry;[/spoiler]
Title: Re: ITT: SCENARIO
Post by: Socks on July 06, 2009, 08:56:08 PM
Quote from: Det in Fââ,,¢Â¯ Major on July 06, 2009, 06:59:49 PM
rae  >.<

[spoiler] cry;[/spoiler]


Think of how liberating that could be for some of us. Of course natural causes, or an accident, would be the preferred way. In that case, ain't shit you can do but look on the bright side.
Title: Re: ITT: SCENARIO
Post by: FAMY2 on July 07, 2009, 06:06:06 AM
I was a daddy's girl. I really miss them both though.   saddood;
Title: Re: ITT: SCENARIO
Post by: The artist formally known on July 07, 2009, 09:06:37 PM
get out of the suit because it would only slow me down and get everything done.
Title: Re: ITT: SCENARIO
Post by: Bushy on July 07, 2009, 10:16:21 PM
The real thing to do is plug the charger in (you could run there pretty quickly, it's only 50ft), blast the building the plane is about to fly into before it crashes (allowing the pilot to make emergency maneuvers), then pick up the burning car and rip the underside out, allowing your parents to be free. then throw it at the bad guy. The speed at which you throw it will extinguish the flames, thus averting any potential explosions.

/thread
Title: Re: ITT: SCENARIO
Post by: Selkie on July 08, 2009, 04:44:27 PM
I'd save the plane. First off my parents are only 2 people, plane passenger + entire building is a lot of ppl. Also my parents would probably have wanted me for go for the plane instead of them.

And as for the villain guy, he seems far-fetched, but regardless, a world without evil is a world without good anyway.
Title: Re: ITT: SCENARIO
Post by: snorkel on July 08, 2009, 04:52:07 PM
Quote from: Selkie on July 08, 2009, 04:44:27 PM
I'd save the plane. First off my parents are only 2 people, plane passenger + entire building is a lot of ppl. Also my parents would probably have wanted me for go for the plane instead of them.

And as for the villain guy, he seems far-fetched, but regardless, a world without evil is a world without good anyway.


on the other hand depending on how much you like your parents you know exactly how good they are, and given the "everyone fucking sucks" formula outlined by uh Sartre in his dissertation on the subject, the chance of even one person on a plane full of people not sucking is 3 or 4
Title: Re: ITT: SCENARIO
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on July 08, 2009, 08:44:30 PM
okay everyone saying 'lol save da plaen it haz moar ppl dan mi parunts!1!!1!11!!!!' what if the plane is full of mail or food or some other kind of goods and your significant other is the pilot (with no copilot), rendering the plane only containing one person  baddood;

huh

what about that


OR IT IS FULL OF SOFT THINGS SO IF HE/SHE CRASHES IT WILL BE A CUSHIONED LANDING
Title: Re: ITT: SCENARIO
Post by: rdl on July 08, 2009, 11:10:59 PM
Quote from: Det in Fââ,,¢Â¯ Major on July 08, 2009, 08:44:30 PM
OR IT IS FULL OF SOFT THINGS SO IF HE/SHE CRASHES IT WILL BE A CUSHIONED LANDING
Then you would obviously save your parents because your significant other wouldn't die :\