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Title: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: hotlikesauce. on May 27, 2009, 01:33:44 PM
My sister went out with this guy for 2 years and she finally broke up with him about two months ago. Since two months ago, she's probably gotten (no joke) 70 text messages a day asking why she won't talk to him, and probably 15 phone calls a day and maybe 3 or 4 voicemails. This is getting excessive. I've text bombed him, and even threatened him with a gun. And it still doesn't work <_<

What should we do? Inform local authorities that he is a stalker and needs a restraining order/blocked communications or what? He said he was going to kill me. I told him I dared him to. I could probably survive a bullet, and that would lock him up for a looooooong time (which would be worse than death IMO). So, yeah, what should we do about this?
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: ME## on May 27, 2009, 01:41:17 PM
wow if mippo threatened me with a gun like that would just be the end of my life



also what is changing your number
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: Geno on May 27, 2009, 01:44:00 PM
(red plastic cups)
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: hotlikesauce. on May 27, 2009, 01:44:45 PM
Quote from: Canard Diapason Funambule on May 27, 2009, 01:41:17 PM
wow if mippo threatened me with a gun like that would just be the end of my life



also what is changing your number


That still doesn't stop him following her at school.
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: hotlikesauce. on May 27, 2009, 01:45:10 PM
Quote from: Geno on May 27, 2009, 01:44:00 PM
(red plastic cups)


Quit being a dipshit.
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: Geno on May 27, 2009, 01:52:16 PM
Quote from: Kevin on May 27, 2009, 01:45:10 PM
Quit being a dipshit.
Speaking of which why haven't you been dipshitted yet
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: Nyerp on May 27, 2009, 01:52:44 PM
Quote from: Kevin on May 27, 2009, 01:33:44 PM
I could probably survive a bullet


ya a bullet in ur brain or hart an't nutin just shrug it off dawg
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: Geno on May 27, 2009, 01:53:49 PM
It seems like every thread Mippo makes is just an attempt to make people think he's a badass or something.
This is why we hate you.
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: hotlikesauce. on May 27, 2009, 01:57:24 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on May 27, 2009, 01:52:44 PM
ya a bullet in ur brain or hart an't nutin just shrug it off dawg


Well yeah that's serious, but I'm guessing he'll aim for the torso (which has a small chance of hitting the heart).
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: hotlikesauce. on May 27, 2009, 01:57:58 PM
Quote from: Geno on May 27, 2009, 01:53:49 PM
It seems like every thread Mippo makes is just an attempt to make people think he's a badass or something.
This is why we hate you.


It's really not. I'm being completely serious.
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on May 27, 2009, 02:19:18 PM
You are a god damned idiot. What are you, 14? And you want to come face-to-face with a gun?
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: superclucky on May 27, 2009, 02:26:07 PM
Quote from: Geno on May 27, 2009, 01:53:49 PM
It seems like every thread Mippo makes is just an attempt to make people think he's a badass or something.
This is why we hate you.
You're only feisty because the shit Miippo spews out makes you jealous.  cjlubdoods;


Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: hotlikesauce. on May 27, 2009, 02:36:29 PM
Quote from: Det in Fââ,,¢Â¯ Major on May 27, 2009, 02:19:18 PM
You are a god damned idiot. What are you, 14? And you want to come face-to-face with a gun?


Benefits of getting shot and living:

This guy goes to prison.
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on May 27, 2009, 02:38:03 PM
Quote from: Kevin on May 27, 2009, 02:36:29 PM
Benefits of getting shot and living:

This guy goes to prison.



You don't have to put yourself in grave danger to get him to go away. We have these weird people here called COPS, and they can handle people like that.
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: The artist formally known on May 27, 2009, 02:39:02 PM
I'd just ignore it, he'll stop.
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: l a c e y on May 27, 2009, 02:47:21 PM
Maybe if your damn sister wasn't a fucking retard she would tell him that she hates him. Maybe she should contact the athorities if it's bugging her that much. Also um you wouldn't survive many bullets.. and chances are he's not just gunna have one..
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 27, 2009, 02:49:20 PM
I'm going to hope that I can survive a bullet wound in order to protect my sister from annoying messages. sillydood;
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: superclucky on May 27, 2009, 02:50:12 PM
Quote from: TECTRINKET on May 27, 2009, 02:49:20 PM
I'm going to hope that I can survive a bullet wound in order to protect my sister from annoying messages. sillydood;
I hope you have multiple sisters. :3
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: hotlikesauce. on May 27, 2009, 02:57:09 PM
Quote from: Det in Fââ,,¢Â¯ Major on May 27, 2009, 02:38:03 PM
You don't have to put yourself in grave danger to get him to go away. We have these weird people here called COPS, and they can handle people like that.


If it came to it, I'd be willing to take a bullet.
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: hotlikesauce. on May 27, 2009, 02:57:43 PM
Quote from: laylay on May 27, 2009, 02:47:21 PM
Maybe if your damn sister wasn't a fucking retard she would tell him that she hates him.


She has.
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: Travis on May 27, 2009, 03:01:37 PM
Quote from: Kevin on May 27, 2009, 01:33:44 PM


I could probably survive a bullet, and that would lock him up for a looooooong time (which would be worse than death IMO).
lolololololol :D
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: snorkel on May 27, 2009, 03:16:00 PM
um, tell him to man up and fuck off?
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: hotlikesauce. on May 27, 2009, 03:28:30 PM
Quote from: wziard on May 27, 2009, 03:16:00 PM
um, tell him to man up and fuck off?


Good thing I didn't think of that one.
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: Hippopo on May 27, 2009, 04:46:43 PM
Quote from: Det in Fââ,,¢Â¯ Major on May 27, 2009, 02:19:18 PM
You are a god damned idiot. What are you, 14? And you want to come face-to-face with a gun?
I love you Det. :3
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: rdl on May 27, 2009, 04:57:33 PM
...Why do you guys even let the faggot come here?

Wasn't he some preppy pussy kid a couple of months ago back on NSider?
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: Geno on May 27, 2009, 05:06:59 PM
Quote from: RDX on May 27, 2009, 04:57:33 PM
...Why do you guys even let the faggot come here?

Wasn't he some preppy pussy kid a couple of months ago back on NSider?
He was never preppy
He was just a dumbass
Pretty sure we banned him for awhile
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: hotlikesauce. on May 27, 2009, 05:11:41 PM
Quote from: Geno on May 27, 2009, 05:06:59 PM
He was never preppy
He was just a dumbass
Pretty sure we banned him for awhile


Because you're any less of a dumbass?
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: Geno on May 27, 2009, 05:13:15 PM
Quote from: Kevin on May 27, 2009, 05:11:41 PM
Because you're any less of a dumbass?
I think so yeah
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: strongbad on May 27, 2009, 05:30:11 PM
lol this is hilarious
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: Veal on May 27, 2009, 05:36:25 PM
Listen to Lacey.
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: hotlikesauce. on May 27, 2009, 05:51:40 PM
Quote from: Geno on May 27, 2009, 05:13:15 PM
I think so yeah


Definitely not.
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: strongbad on May 27, 2009, 05:52:25 PM
M!ppo
why haven't you called the police yet, but you are willing to take a bullet
what the hell
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: Slim on May 27, 2009, 06:24:28 PM
Quote from: Kevin on May 27, 2009, 02:36:29 PM
Benefits of getting shot and living:

This guy goes to prison.



Benefits of getting shot and dying:

You won't be able to make any more threads.
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: hotlikesauce. on May 27, 2009, 07:09:03 PM
Quote from: Henry Hatsworth on May 27, 2009, 05:52:25 PM
M!ppo
why haven't you called the police yet, but you are willing to take a bullet
what the hell


This guy gets prison.
It'd be a cool story.
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: rdl on May 27, 2009, 07:10:05 PM
It'd be a cooler story for your sister if it lodged itself in your brain.
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: strongbad on May 27, 2009, 08:55:31 PM
Quote from: Kevin on May 27, 2009, 07:09:03 PM
This guy gets prison.
It'd be a cool story.


You're a huge idiot
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: Classic on May 27, 2009, 09:08:22 PM
When I was your age (12, right?) I learned that ignoring people makes them stop bothering you.  hocuspocus;
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: strongbad on May 27, 2009, 09:14:06 PM
Quote from: XVI- The Tower on May 27, 2009, 09:08:22 PM
When I was your age (12, right?) I learned that ignoring people makes them stop bothering you.  hocuspocus;

OMG I learned that too!
I actually still use that lol
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: Classic on May 27, 2009, 09:16:39 PM
Quote from: Henry Hatsworth on May 27, 2009, 09:14:06 PM
OMG I learned that too!
I actually still use that lol

Aaaah, the good old days when the bullies would steal our lunch money at the playground. <3
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: Hippopo on May 27, 2009, 09:18:39 PM
Quote from: XVI- The Tower on May 27, 2009, 09:16:39 PM
Aaaah, the good old days when the bullies would steal our lunch money at the playground. <3
What??  I still get my lunch money taken away. :(
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: Classic on May 27, 2009, 09:21:35 PM
Quote from: Monsieur Pamplemousse on May 27, 2009, 09:18:39 PM
What??  I still get my lunch money taken away. :(

That's because you don't have me there to protect you.  giggle;
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: strongbad on May 27, 2009, 10:28:23 PM
Quote from: XVI- The Tower on May 27, 2009, 09:16:39 PM
Aaaah, the good old days when the bullies would steal our lunch money at the playground. <3

Fine, you can take my money, but I'm going to pretend that nothing is happening.
Yeah, bitch, i'll ignore your ass off.
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: Mettalik on May 27, 2009, 10:30:15 PM
Dear Lord...you text bombed him and he STILL won't go away!? Call the Army!  akudood;
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: Classic on May 28, 2009, 09:14:27 PM
Quote from: Mettalik on May 27, 2009, 10:30:15 PM
Dear Lord...you text bombed him and he STILL won't go away!? Call the Army!  akudood;

Kids these days.  akudood;
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: Oh on May 29, 2009, 12:22:38 PM
 Poke him with a stick and tell him you can take 30 bullets, he'll be too scared to even try messing with you.  wariodood; madood;
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: YPrrrr on May 29, 2009, 12:46:01 PM
Quote from: XVI- The Tower on May 27, 2009, 09:16:39 PM
Aaaah, the good old days when the bullies would steal our lunch money at the playground. <3
Did that actually happen?
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: mario583 on May 29, 2009, 02:20:20 PM
Quote from: YPR on May 29, 2009, 12:46:01 PM
Did that actually happen?

It was way before your time :(
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: YPrrrr on May 29, 2009, 06:14:20 PM
Quote from: mario583 on May 29, 2009, 02:20:20 PM
It was way before your time :(
I'm older/the same age as him baddood;
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: Classic on May 29, 2009, 08:49:10 PM
I'm 19, and no, it never happened.


Although I was a sort of bully in Elementary school.  giggle;
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: Zach on May 30, 2009, 01:20:51 AM
i was bullied well into junior high

now i get along fine with all of those guys
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: Placebo Headwound on May 30, 2009, 02:43:49 AM
I was never bullied. :3
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: Sam on May 30, 2009, 07:42:17 AM
I was the whore who made fun of people for being ugly and wore belly shorts and short shorts even though I hadn't hit puberty yet.

Then I got into high school and realized I was a nerd so I started dressing and acting like one.  bassir;

well actually it didn't happen quite like that but we'll just pretend it did.
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: Chris (JayJay) on May 30, 2009, 08:23:41 AM
Rape him.
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: Sam on May 30, 2009, 08:55:23 AM
I don't remember if I posted any actual advice in here so I'll just do it now even if I have already.

Mippo, you're an idiot. How old is your sister? She can handle it on her own. I know she wouldn't want you taking a bullet for her, and you're an idiot if you think she would. You're an idiot if you even think it's necessary to take a bullet for her. And you're ESPECIALLY an idiot for thinking it'd be fine to let some douche use you for target practice. What the FUCK makes you think that's a good idea? Why in the world would you think you'd live? Sure, there's a chance he won't go for the head or heart, there's a chance there'll only be one bullet and it won't be fatal.

...BUT IT'S A FUCKING CHANCE. If this guy actually wants to kill you, he will. And if he has a gun, easily. So stop interfering and let your goddamn sister handle it. Tell her to change her number and stop talking to him alltogether. You probably don't even know the whole story, at all. hell, if he's really sending that many texts to her, odds are she's still doing SOMETHING to provoke it. And even if she's not, YOU FUCKING ARE. To get someone out of your life, you stop talking to them and ignore them, you don't hire your little brother to text bomb them and threaten to kill them. If I were the guy I would have wanted to kill you just because you're annoying as fuck, not for any reason related to your sister at all.

And if you absolutely must intervene, call the cops. Jesus christ. It's like you're trying to play the hero, but you're just being an idiot and a tool. and it's not even helping anyone.

oh, and that comment about having a cool story to hell after being shot was what made me decided that you're the stupidest user on boyah.
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: Tomboh on May 30, 2009, 10:36:02 AM
what crawled up sam's vagina
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: l a c e y on May 30, 2009, 11:59:46 AM
Nah Sam pretty much summed that up pretty good.
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: Chris (JayJay) on May 30, 2009, 12:20:26 PM
Quote from: Tomboh on May 30, 2009, 10:36:02 AM
what crawled up sam's vagina


No object would want to.
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: Tomboh on May 30, 2009, 12:34:26 PM
Quote from: laylay on May 30, 2009, 11:59:46 AM
Nah Sam pretty much summed that up pretty good.

i know, but thats usually not like her
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: Zach on May 30, 2009, 04:31:33 PM
sam is very inarticulate
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: Himu on May 30, 2009, 06:39:35 PM
Well Sam already summed it up, but God damn that's retarded.  Lets say you didn't call the cops like a retard, and you confronted him and got shot in a not vital place or he misses (IF HE HAD A FUCKING GUN WITH ONE BULLET).  Do you think he will just say oopsie I missed and let the cops get him?  No he will come after you and kill your ass.  It's not even your problem, and the way it sounds your sister isn't counting on you to fix it.  A text bomb?  Seriously?  Oh my God.  Like that and threatening to kill him won't make him back off.  I don't blame him if he's fucking pissed.  It's between him and your sister.  Ignoring him would have been the best bet, for hee would have probably given up eventually.  It's not likely now.  Alas, you fucking idiot, you made it worse for both of you.  But hey, if it all works out in your favor you've got a cool story to tell your grandkids, considering he doesn't get out of prison with a vengeance. ;)
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: hotlikesauce. on May 30, 2009, 07:27:16 PM
That's what we thought when it first happened but the level of messages and calls have not gone down since.
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: Chris (JayJay) on May 30, 2009, 07:29:09 PM
I'd say restraining order but something like this happened to my sister with her ex-boyfriend. Kept IMing her calling her a bitch, threatening her on AIM and text messaging, showed the police and they said it wasn't enough to put a restraining order.  doodhuh;
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: hotlikesauce. on May 30, 2009, 07:30:47 PM
Quote from: PARROTHEAD on May 30, 2009, 07:29:09 PM
I'd say restraining order but something like this happened to my sister with her ex-boyfriend. Kept IMing her calling her a bitch, threatening her on AIM and text messaging, showed the police and they said it wasn't enough to put a restraining order.  doodhuh;


What happened after that?
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: Chris (JayJay) on May 30, 2009, 07:34:12 PM
Quote from: Kevin on May 30, 2009, 07:30:47 PM
What happened after that?


I ran him over.
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on May 30, 2009, 07:51:52 PM
Quote from: PARROTHEAD on May 30, 2009, 07:29:09 PM
I'd say restraining order but something like this happened to my sister with her ex-boyfriend. Kept IMing her calling her a bitch, threatening her on AIM and text messaging, showed the police and they said it wasn't enough to put a restraining order.  doodhuh;


what the hell is wrong with you people
do you know how to BLOCK people
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: Feynman on May 30, 2009, 08:01:01 PM
Quote from: Zach on May 30, 2009, 04:31:33 PM
sam is very inarticulate


She really is.
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: Sam on May 30, 2009, 09:46:48 PM
Quote from: Zach on May 30, 2009, 04:31:33 PM
sam is very inarticulate

only when I'm lazy and angry. that's almost all the time.

Quote from: Kevin on May 30, 2009, 07:27:16 PM
That's what we thought when it first happened but the level of messages and calls have not gone down since.



Quote from: Sam on May 30, 2009, 08:55:23 AM
So stop interfering and let your goddamn sister handle it. Tell her to change her number and stop talking to him alltogether. You probably don't even know the whole story, at all. hell, if he's really sending that many texts to her, odds are she's still doing SOMETHING to provoke it. And even if she's not, YOU FUCKING ARE. To get someone out of your life, you stop talking to them and ignore them, you don't hire your little brother to text bomb them and threaten to kill them. If I were the guy I would have wanted to kill you just because you're annoying as fuck, not for any reason related to your sister at all.
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: Chris (JayJay) on May 31, 2009, 05:42:34 AM
Quote from: Det in Fââ,,¢Â¯ Major on May 30, 2009, 07:51:52 PM
what the hell is wrong with you people
do you know how to BLOCK people


DUR DUR DUR HE CREATED ANOTHER SN DUR DUR

Pendeja.
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: hotlikesauce. on May 31, 2009, 07:01:25 AM
Sam, I really DO know the whole fucking story. Quit assuming so much shit and acting pissed off because I'm not doing simple shit like getting her to change her number. He can still try to stalk her IRL (which he would probably do more if she changed her number) and it'd inconvenience all of her current friends who have her current number. If it came down to it, yes, I would take a bullet for multiple reasons. YOU know it won't come down to that; you're dwelling on a small fucking possibility. Quit being such a dumb bitch and go whore some more attention in the picture thread.
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: Sam on May 31, 2009, 07:29:08 AM
Quote from: Kevin on May 31, 2009, 07:01:25 AM
Sam, I really DO know the whole fucking story. Quit assuming so much shit and acting pissed off because I'm not doing simple shit like getting her to change her number. He can still try to stalk her IRL (which he would probably do more if she changed her number) and it'd inconvenience all of her current friends who have her current number. If it came down to it, yes, I would take a bullet for multiple reasons. YOU know it won't come down to that; you're dwelling on a small fucking possibility. Quit being such a dumb bitch and go whore some more attention in the picture thread.

...you're such an idiot. Better get some lyrics ready for when you want to write rap songs about being shot for your sister. At least then when you're dead people will be able to look back at your talent and remember you for it.

[spoiler]except not because your rap lyrics suck. badly.[/spoiler]

Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: LCK on May 31, 2009, 07:33:54 AM
mippo is so badass he's my idol
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: hotlikesauce. on May 31, 2009, 07:38:19 AM
Quote from: Sam on May 31, 2009, 07:29:08 AM
...you're such an idiot. Better get some lyrics ready for when you want to write rap songs about being shot for your sister. At least then when you're dead people will be able to look back at your talent and remember you for it.

[spoiler]except not because your rap lyrics suck. badly.[/spoiler]




That's how much of a dumb bitch you are. That has no relevance to anything.
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: Bolivian Army on May 31, 2009, 07:49:04 AM
i say you shoot him first
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: Sam on May 31, 2009, 07:54:24 AM
Quote from: Kevin on May 31, 2009, 07:38:19 AM
That's how much of a dumb bitch you are. That has no relevance to anything.

kinda like me being a camera whore?  n_u
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: hotlikesauce. on May 31, 2009, 07:58:39 AM
Quote from: Sam on May 31, 2009, 07:54:24 AM
kinda like me being a camera whore?  n_u


I was telling you to get the fuck out of my thread. Rapping has nothing to do with that.
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: Chris (JayJay) on May 31, 2009, 08:26:53 AM
Sam looks like a tranny.  :3
Title: Re: Serious question. What do I do?
Post by: Placebo Headwound on May 31, 2009, 08:39:20 AM
This is retarded.

Mippo, you're an idiot.