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Do you know what I hate about grocery shopping? Old people and bad parents. Seriously, the old people are so slow and inattentive that they are a nuisance. The bad parents don't watch their fucking rat offspring. Let me explain.
The elderly fucks seem to think that because they are old they are entitled to block the fucking aisles with their damn shopping carts. Fucking old fucks I hope you have a fucking heart attack picking up that fucking can of prune juice. You motherfuckers shop like you drive too. My fucking ice cream is melting since I can't get to the register since you are watching the mold grow on your bread. Stop blocking aisles, stop standing there and stop being so slow. Fuck
Now, horrible parents. There are 3 kinds here. First there are those who let their kids run wild. Watch out making that turn into the cereal aisle, that toddler might just decide to run at your cart. Watch your fucking kids. There are also those dicks who leave their child alone in the shopping cart while doing to do something else. What the hell is that? Who the fuck leaves their child unattended in a grocery store. You now are being a double dick by blocking shit and leaving your child alone. Finally there are the fucks who want their brats to grow up to be the old people with a sense of entitlement. I DON'T FUCKING CARE MOVE YOUR FATASS AND STOP WASTING MY TIME. No one wants to stand there while you are in the middle of the aisle waiting for your porker of a child to decide whether she wants the dora the explorer shaped fruit snacks or the spongebob ones. Fuck you, they taste the same.
I hate people who are dicks while shopping. baddood;
Spongebob mac and cheese tastes better than regular mac and cheese.
this is why i NEVER go grocery shopping anymore.
Thank god for stress for reducing your life expectancy at the super market. <3
I hate when the people who work at the store get in your way and don't move even though they clearly can tell you want to get through. Also when they don't tell you whats in the isles. >.<
You'd think this was a 3rd world country or something.
Quote from: Cookie on May 06, 2009, 12:54:16 PM
I hate when the people who work at the store get in your way and don't move even though they clearly can tell you want to get through. Also when they don't tell you whats in the isles. >.<
Probably just some coconuts or sand
jamejame go to the grocery store and get someone to take a picture of you pushing a shopping cart.
how fucking cute would that be?