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Title: 2 Essays Due Tomorrow by 9:oo AM
Post by: Socks on May 04, 2009, 07:13:59 PM
Well I think I've done it. Abused my mind to rationalize for irrational ends and now have to write two critical analysis papers for a PhD professor. Not only will I have to semi-bullshit theories I half understand but I have to bullshit a man who has dissected work more ways than a butcher for 3o years of his adult life. And I plan on doing this by 3-4:ooAM, giving me a good few hours to sleep and pray for the exam, also at 9. Excuse me while I go about in delusion.  hocuspocus;
Title: Re: 2 Essays Due Tomorrow by 9:oo AM
Post by: Daddy on May 04, 2009, 07:15:11 PM
I missed your s/0/o posts.
Title: Re: 2 Essays Due Tomorrow by 9:oo AM
Post by: superclucky on May 04, 2009, 07:16:46 PM
You can always skip a day's worth of sleep like I do.
And almost complete everything!
Title: Re: 2 Essays Due Tomorrow by 9:oo AM
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 04, 2009, 07:17:50 PM
Quote from: Ã,µÎ© on May 04, 2009, 07:15:11 PM
I missed your s/0/o posts.
So did I. I laughed when I read the title. giggle;
Title: Re: 2 Essays Due Tomorrow by 9:oo AM
Post by: Slim on May 04, 2009, 07:19:24 PM
Just don't go to sleep.

I do it all the time. You'll be in good company!
Title: Re: 2 Essays Due Tomorrow by 9:oo AM
Post by: Socks on May 04, 2009, 07:24:00 PM
And to make matters worse, I don't even have any herb to rejuvenate and sustain me.  :(
Title: Re: 2 Essays Due Tomorrow by 9:oo AM
Post by: Zach on May 04, 2009, 07:25:41 PM
Hey, I'm pretty much in the same boat. Two papers due tomorrow if I'm to graduate, and I'm not even guaranteed that she'll take them.
Title: Re: 2 Essays Due Tomorrow by 9:oo AM
Post by: Mettalik on May 04, 2009, 07:55:08 PM
What are the topics? We can help ;)
Title: Re: 2 Essays Due Tomorrow by 9:oo AM
Post by: Socks on May 04, 2009, 07:58:31 PM
Quote from: Mettalik on May 04, 2009, 07:55:08 PM
What are the topics?


Deconstructionism in The Oval Portrait.
Marxist Theory in The Castaway.

The first one is a breeze, I'm 1/3 done. I love Poe and Deconstructionism, while abstract and full of fuzzy, often self contradictory logic, is at least curious and  peculiar. Marx on the other hand, no so intriguing for me.
Title: Re: 2 Essays Due Tomorrow by 9:oo AM
Post by: Slim on May 04, 2009, 08:00:33 PM
Quote from: Socks on May 04, 2009, 07:58:31 PM
Deconstructionism in The Oval Portrait.
Marxist Theory in The Castaway.


LOL

you're so fucked it's unbelievable. how many pages do you have to do/how many do you have done?
Title: Re: 2 Essays Due Tomorrow by 9:oo AM
Post by: Socks on May 04, 2009, 08:02:04 PM
Each paper should be about 4 pages, no more than 5. I have 2, almost 3 done on the first.
Title: Re: 2 Essays Due Tomorrow by 9:oo AM
Post by: Walter on May 04, 2009, 08:03:05 PM
HAHAHA.
Title: Re: 2 Essays Due Tomorrow by 9:oo AM
Post by: Slim on May 04, 2009, 08:03:43 PM
Quote from: Socks on May 04, 2009, 08:02:04 PM
Each paper should be about 4 pages, no more than 5. I have 2, almost 3 done on the first.


'kay, great. Just so you know, I hope you fail them both. ;D

Quote from: Walter on May 04, 2009, 08:03:05 PM
HAHAHA.


agreed
Title: Re: 2 Essays Due Tomorrow by 9:oo AM
Post by: Socks on May 04, 2009, 08:07:15 PM
Oh well. Quality will have to be sacrificed for brevity on the second one. I think my professor will live.
Title: Re: 2 Essays Due Tomorrow by 9:oo AM
Post by: YPrrrr on May 04, 2009, 08:31:11 PM
Quote from: Socks on May 04, 2009, 07:24:00 PM
And to make matters worse, I don't even have any herb to rejuvenate and sustain me.  :(
Wouldn't weed just put you to sleep when it wore off
Title: Re: 2 Essays Due Tomorrow by 9:oo AM
Post by: Socks on May 04, 2009, 08:33:02 PM
Quote from: YPR on May 04, 2009, 08:31:11 PM
Wouldn't weed just put you to sleep when it wore off


I'm at the stage where I can pretty much control it's active and post effect. But you can always smoke more.
Title: Re: 2 Essays Due Tomorrow by 9:oo AM
Post by: snorkel on May 04, 2009, 09:07:19 PM
what are you guys talking about those topics are awesome

I wish I got essay topics that good
Title: Re: 2 Essays Due Tomorrow by 9:oo AM
Post by: Slim on May 04, 2009, 09:12:11 PM
Quote from: wziard on May 04, 2009, 09:07:19 PM
what are you guys talking about those topics are awesome

I wish I got essay topics that good


They're too involved for someone who has to do two essays as quickly as possible in one night, like he does. He can't bullshit them; he's going to have to write something that's thorough and shows that he has a good grasp of the subjects--not something I'd want to be doing after midnight the night before they're due.
Title: Re: 2 Essays Due Tomorrow by 9:oo AM
Post by: snorkel on May 04, 2009, 09:16:32 PM
Quote from: Slim on May 04, 2009, 09:12:11 PM
They're too involved for someone who has to do two essays as quickly as possible in one night, like he does. He can't bullshit them; he's going to have to write something that's thorough and shows that he has a good grasp of the subjects--not something I'd want to be doing after midnight the night before they're due.


uh for me it would be a lot easier to write a genuine essay about deconstructionism or marxism than some bullshit thing about why faith is important or something

and trust me I know about writing essays in the small hours of the day
Title: Re: 2 Essays Due Tomorrow by 9:oo AM
Post by: Socks on May 05, 2009, 06:41:57 PM
All is well. The final was a breeze and one paper was handed in. I have another 48 hours to do the other one.  hocuspocus;