I forget how I did this last year. I think it was anything with more than 2 nominations made it to the next round.
The Wiki has last year's awards if you want to use some of those.
suggest ahoy
I like the teaser topic better than this one.
Ok, here's everything I got so far... I'm going to class
[spoiler]Nicest Boyager
Biggest troll
Best Boyager
Worst Boyager
Best New Boyager
Worst New Boyager
Most memorable event
Best Admin
Best Mod
Best First Mate???
Best New Feature
Best new emote
Funniest Member
Most humble member
Most Self-conscious
Biggest druggie
Biggest alcoholic
Best smile
Best pictures
Funniest pictures
Best avatar
Best sig
Most helpful Boyager
Boyager with chance at greatest success in life
Most improved Boyager
Most missed Boyager
Biggest nerd
Best Lurker
Best ban
Most likely to be promoted
Most artistic
Cutest
Hottest guy/girl
Most likely to come out of the closet next
Biggest misuser of emotes
Least likely to win any other award
Smartest Boyager
Dumbest Boyager
Best Outsider Refugee
Most apathetic[/spoiler]
most original display name......... n_u
[spoiler]Official Drink of Boyah
Official Food of Boyah
Game of the Year
Best Musical Taste
Most Active Boyager
Most Likely to become the Next Mac User
Friendliest Boyager
Favorite Inactive Member[/spoiler]
baddood;
Best Meme
Boyager who likes to do hoodrat stuff with his friends
Creepiest Boyager
Most Liberal
Most Conservative
Most trustworthy
Grammar nazi
Weirdest Boyager
Biggest Whiner
Quote from: YPR on May 04, 2009, 03:34:06 PM
Creepiest Boyager
Most Liberal
Most Conservative
Most trustworthy
Grammar nazi
Weirdest Boyager
Biggest Whiner
hey i see one i might be able to win baddood;
Quote from: divaD on May 04, 2009, 03:37:11 PM
hey i see one i might be able to win baddood;
Trustworthy?
Grammar nazi?
Weirdest?
Quote from: YPR on May 04, 2009, 03:53:29 PM
Trustworthy?
Grammar nazi?
Weirdest?
Weirdest. n_u
Best Boyager with red hair
Quote from: YPR on May 04, 2009, 02:11:42 PM
Biggest alcoholic
I haven't had a drink since February, and I don't plan on drinking any time soon, so it can't be me. akudood;
Quote from: Hïro on May 04, 2009, 03:17:39 PM
Best Meme
and worst
also how about best/worst emote and most missed emote n_u
Most Useless Boyager -- Joeinc or Hiro
Boyager you'd most like to punch in the face -- Veal
^__^
Most likely to succeed akudood;
Best Boyager
Worst Boyager
Best Newcomer
Worst Newcomer
Best Thread (at this point one could think you could also make a Worse Thread category, but it's not like those are really noteworthy, unless their badness is really monumental. Even Lacey's thread aren't monumentaly bad. n_u)
Best Emote
Best Emote User
Worst Emote User (or whatever that word you guys use... inappropriate emote use?)
Most perverted Boyager yes;
Weirdest Boyager
Nicest Boyager
That will be all for now, I might come back with more.
Most Likely to become a Heroin Addict
Most Likely to Have their Sex Changed
Boyager most likely to give up on the United States/Canada and cross the pond.
Quote from: Thyme on May 04, 2009, 05:22:45 PM
Most perverted Boyager yes;
Classic just won an award n_u
Quote from: Slim on May 04, 2009, 05:01:12 PM
Most Useless Boyager -- Joeinc or Hiro
Boyager you'd most like to punch in the face -- Veal
^__^
i love how mad joeinc gets you :D
Quote from: Trav on May 04, 2009, 06:17:54 PM
i love how mad joeinc gets you :D
Use the ":D" smiley one more time and I'll vote for you in that category instead of joeinc.
Quote from: Slim on May 04, 2009, 06:28:50 PM
Use the ":D" smiley one more time and I'll vote for you in that category instead of joeinc.
...
:D
Quote from: YPR on May 04, 2009, 05:56:25 PM
Classic just won an award n_u
An award I'll gladly accept. spam;
:D :D :D
Quote from: YPR on May 04, 2009, 05:56:25 PM
Classic just won an award n_u
By such a landslide? I would have thought I would have been good competition for him. saddood;
Best banned/missing user
Worst banned/missing user
Boyager with best hair
Boyager most likely to die alone
Boyah moment of the year (since last awards)
Quote from: Thyme on May 04, 2009, 10:01:23 PM
By such a landslide? I would have thought I would have been good competition for him. saddood;
Not even close, sorry mon ami
Boyah's Favortie Pet cjlubdoods;
best boyager who isn't sid
Best Boyager with a beard
Quote from: Geno on May 05, 2009, 10:16:53 AM
Best Boyager with a beard
or just best facial hair in general
I 2nd all the suggestions so far. baddood;
Boyahist whom we pretend to like n____n
Most Underrated Boyager
Most Unnoticed Active Member
Quote from: TECTRINKET on May 05, 2009, 12:29:56 PM
Most Underrated Boyager
Most Unnoticed Active Member
Most Overrated Boyager
I hope I win an award this year that doesn't include Most likely to kill himself or Creepiest Boyager like last year doodthing;
Quote from: Geno on May 05, 2009, 01:43:26 PM
I hope I win an award this year that doesn't include Most likely to kill himself or Creepiest Boyager like last year doodthing;
well you would win sexiest if you win anything <3
cutest prom couple cjlubdoods;
Quote from: TECTRINKET on May 05, 2009, 02:05:57 PM
cutest prom couple cjlubdoods;
There would only be like three or four to choose from. n_u
Boyager with the best sarcastic remarks
Lamest Boyager
Most Prestigious Newbie
Hey.
Quote from: prankster283 on May 05, 2009, 03:49:54 PM
Most Prestigious Newbie
Hey.
Lacey is a tough contender for that event.
Quote from: David on May 05, 2009, 03:02:39 PM
Boyager with the best sarcastic remarks
I like this one
Can we nominate two people for each category. saddood;
best pickle
Lord Pickle. Only pickle. n_u
Boyager with the most consistent posts
Yours are consistently about David Byrne :|
Quote from: laylay on May 05, 2009, 01:49:28 PM
well you would win sexiest if you win anything <3
Will you stop making fun of me :(
Looked through the past awards for inspiration:
Member with biggest E-penis
Member most likely to post a thread no one cares about
Best musical taste
Best movie taste
Most offensive
Member most likely to post a thread no one cares about
Member most likely to post nudes of self
Most likely to lie about something
Worst admin
Worst mod
Game of the year
Movie of the year
Boyager you most want to slap
Best smile
Hits on females too much
Hits on males too much
Most annoying meme
Best Hair
Best eyes
Best Banner
Boyager you most want to meet in person
Most unrecognized active boyager
Most Paranoid Boyager
Most Gullible
Most likely to say they will leave and stay anyway
Most likely to own over 50% of the Anonymous board
Quote from: Geno on May 06, 2009, 01:10:15 PM
Will you stop making fun of me :(
how am i making fun of you?
i would seriously fuck you like asap.
I guess retards DO need love.
Quote from: laylay on May 06, 2009, 03:38:33 PM
how am i making fun of you?
It's pretty obvious that you are, so shut the fuck up.
Quote from: Bassir on May 06, 2009, 03:43:50 PM
It's pretty obvious that you are, so shut the fuck up.
what the hell! i am not.
you are just jealous.
Quote from: laylay on May 06, 2009, 05:13:13 PM
what the hell! i am not.
you are just jealous.
Oh my. There is just
so much to be jealous of.
Most gay
Most BA.
Quote from: PuuMastaFunk on May 07, 2009, 03:00:58 PM
Really? Where in the sounth?
Texas, but like we've been over countless times before, a majority of Texas is not like the awful 'Deep South'.
Anywhere in the south is awful south. >:[
favorite southern boyager goowan
Quote from: TECTRINKET on May 07, 2009, 03:49:03 PM
favorite southern boyager goowan
We'd also need:
Favourite Midwesterner Boyager
Favourite Northeasterner Boyager
Favourite Westerner Boyager
Favourite Canadian Boyager
Boyager Québécois préféré
In before Thyme says 'NON !' :[
Quote from: divaD on May 07, 2009, 03:04:30 PM
Texas, but like we've been over countless times before, a majority of Texas is not like the awful 'Deep South'.
Eh, I'm just glad I'm not really "deep". But there are a lot of people at my school how are on the border of it. It's quite scary. And humorous.
Quote from: divaD on May 07, 2009, 04:00:21 PM
We'd also need:
Favourite Midwesterner Boyager
Favourite Northeasterner Boyager
Favourite Westerner Boyager
Favourite Canadian Boyager
Boyager Québécois préféré
I'm sorry, what?
how do you know who wins?
are there polls and shit.
or what?
Quote from: laylay on May 07, 2009, 05:33:29 PM
how do you know who wins?
are there polls and shit.
or what?
Yes, but we don't know who won until the people who make the award videos are done, if it's like last year.
Quote from: divaD on May 07, 2009, 04:00:21 PM
Favourite Midwesterner Boyager
Favourite Northeasterner Boyager
Favourite Westerner Boyager
Favourite Canadian Boyager
Boyager Québécois préféré
Non. hocuspocus;
I'd win like 3 of those. n_u
User most likely to have someone insult him on AIM because he can't see it.
The most hideous, unattractive, appalling user.
Quote from: XVI- The Tower on May 07, 2009, 07:21:58 PM
The most hideous, unattractive, appalling user.
Why would you want to point me out like that? wry
Quote from: TECTRINKET on May 07, 2009, 07:22:57 PM
Why would you want to point me out like that? wry
It's obviously me. :'(
Quote from: XVI- The Tower on May 07, 2009, 07:24:44 PM
It's obviously me. :'(
thanks for the effort but there's no point in trying to make me feel better cnotedood;
Quote from: TECTRINKET on May 07, 2009, 07:26:47 PM
thanks for the effort but there's no point in trying to make me feel better cnotedood;
QUIT TRYING TO TAKE MY AWARD FROM ME. madood;
Quote from: XVI- The Tower on May 07, 2009, 07:29:21 PM
QUIT TRYING TO TAKE MY AWARD FROM ME. madood;
i guarantee it would be the only award i win gimpdood;
Also, did anyone suggest Most Popular Boyager? bassir;
Quote from: TECTRINKET on May 07, 2009, 07:32:20 PM
i guarantee it would be the only award i win gimpdood;
Also, did anyone suggest Most Popular Boyager? bassir;
YOU'RE A GOD DAMN NIGGER AND THE ONLY AWARD YOU WOULD WIN IS THE GOD DAMN NIGGER AWARD nigger
[spoiler]jk I love you Tec. cjlubdoods;[/spoiler]
Quote from: laylay on May 07, 2009, 05:33:29 PM
how do you know who wins?
are there polls and shit.
or what?
This thread gets flooded with threads for each catagory
Everyone votes
Winners get announced through videos made by boyagers who volunteer
Quote from: XVI- The Tower on May 07, 2009, 07:33:57 PM
YOU'RE A GOD DAMN NIGGER AND THE ONLY AWARD YOU WOULD WIN IS THE GOD DAMN NIGGER AWARD nigger
[spoiler]jk I love you Tec. cjlubdoods;[/spoiler]
nope, i would win ugliest as well scarecrowdood;
Quote from: TECTRINKET on May 07, 2009, 07:39:23 PM
nope, i would win ugliest as well scarecrowdood;
I would be honorable mention if I didn't win. ;_;
Quote from: TECTRINKET on May 07, 2009, 07:39:23 PM
nope, i would win ugliest as well scarecrowdood;
Most prominent user of the ugliest emote, at least. :[
Quote from: Thyme on May 07, 2009, 07:41:05 PM
Most prominent user of the ugliest emote, at least. :[
scarecrowdood; is beautiful akudood;
Most obvious compliment fishing attention whore.
Quote from: Daphnia on May 07, 2009, 08:17:01 PM
Most obvious compliment fishing attention whore.
Me. n_n
Quote from: Daphnia on May 07, 2009, 08:17:01 PM
Most obvious compliment fishing attention whore.
2nded.
..wait, you're talking about me aren't you? I know you are! >.< Oh, God, I'm so hideous. :(
It's like Soup knows me. <3
HONK HONK n_u
Oh, memories. <3
Anyway, more seriously:
Quote from: YPR on May 06, 2009, 02:24:36 PM
Member with biggest E-penis
Member most likely to post a thread no one cares about
Best musical taste
Best movie taste
Most offensive
Member most likely to post a thread no one cares about
Member most likely to post nudes of self
Worst admin
Worst mod
Game of the year
Movie of the year
Hits on females too much
Hits on males too much
Most annoying meme
Best Banner
Boyager you most want to meet in person
Most unrecognized active boyager
Most likely to own over 50% of the Anonymous board
Seconding these.
Also,
Best-looking Male Boyager
Best-looking Female Boyager
Seconding Best Attention Whore.
Generic, but I hadn't voted for them yet. I think. befuddlement
member with the lowest [number of friends x (grade of a social life on a scale from 1-10)] value
note: in the event of a tie, the added value would be [-10(number of times dropped out of college)]
notenote: if still a tie, the other added value would be [-5(days spent in a psych ward)]
I second everything posted so far. We're going to have a huge amount of awards this year. n_u
How about:
Biggest/Best Event
Biggest Tragedy
Most/Least Hygienic n_u
Quote from: TECTRINKET on May 07, 2009, 08:28:05 PM
I second everything posted so far. We're going to have a huge amount of awards this year. n_u
Meh. JMV should limit it to a certain number and then make us vote (as in a poll) for which ones we actually want the most.
totally unoriginal process but whatever maps;
Most likely to be the Batman
I 2nd everything again so far.
Quote from: Geno on May 07, 2009, 08:33:34 PM
Most likely to be the Batman
Except this one. baddood;
Most attention-deprived boyahist. n____________n
Quote from: Hïro on May 06, 2009, 07:51:05 AM
Yours are consistently about David Byrne :|
yeah so
User who thought of the most ideas that were actually used in these awards.
Hey, it's something. >.<
User Most likely to succeed in life.
User most likely to give up and be nothing.
Quote from: PuuMastaFunk on May 08, 2009, 02:36:18 PM
User who thought of the most ideas that were actually used in these awards.
Hey, it's something. >.<
We'll probably use all of the suggested ones if they don't suck too much
Quote from: FAMY2 on May 08, 2009, 06:21:55 PM
User Most likely to succeed in life.
User most likely to give up and be nothing.
Two that I can actually win!
i can't believe i missed all of this
Quote from: FAMY2 on May 08, 2009, 06:21:55 PMUser most likely to give up and be nothing.
We should have a top 10 list for this one.
Quote from: Slim on May 08, 2009, 09:56:33 PM
We should have a top 10 list for this one.
I 2nd.
Most likely to get swine flu.
Quote from: Daphnia on May 07, 2009, 08:19:19 PM
2nded.
..wait, you're talking about me aren't you? I know you are! >.< Oh, God, I'm so hideous. :(
I love you, Soup. bassir;
Best Boyah Buddies
Quote from: Trav on May 10, 2009, 12:05:34 PM
Best Boyah Buddies
Do you mean that as in the users who are best friends? If so, Aubrey and Wrench would probably win hands down. n_u Or do you just mean the most chummy Boyager in general?
Quote from: divaD on May 10, 2009, 12:15:39 PM
Do you mean that as in the users who are best friends? If so, Aubrey and Wrench would probably win hands down. n_u Or do you just mean the most chummy Boyager in general?
i guess either way could work baddood;
Quote from: Trav on May 10, 2009, 12:05:34 PM
Best Boyah Buddies
i think me and moo would win this.
Quote from: Trav on May 10, 2009, 12:05:34 PM
Best Boyah Buddies
ok this is the best idea in this thread
Most Likely to contract H1N1. n_u
most likely to get swine flu
most conservative / liberal
favorite "old" boyager -- meaning us people from powerspike and older
favorite new boyager
favorite female / favorite male
most missed boyager
most likely to bring in a retarded new member
nerdiest boyager
most likely to die a virgin
most likely to commit suicide
most likely to have an online relationship
most likely to lie about their true identity
most likely to be a pedophile
most likely to commit suicide
also seconded on six dirty dog dicks and everything else in-thread
Quote from: Laurium on May 11, 2009, 09:14:24 PM
most likely to get swine flu
most conservative / liberal
favorite "old" boyager -- meaning us people from powerspike and older
favorite new boyager
favorite female / favorite male
most missed boyager
most likely to bring in a retarded new member
nerdiest boyager
most likely to die a virgin
most likely to commit suicide
most likely to have an online relationship
most likely to lie about their true identity
most likely to be a pedophile
most likely to commit suicide
also seconded on six dirty dog dicks and everything else in-thread
you could win a lot of those n_u
Fattest Boyager
Gayest Boyager
Best Legs
tallest boyager
thinnest boyager
boyager who eats the most baddood;
It looks like all the awards I would win are bad.
I'll just be sure to disappear forever before the awards. n___n
Boyager most likely to run an unsuccessful presidential campaign.
Quote from: TECTRINKET on May 12, 2009, 02:02:41 PM
tallest boyager
Is there really any chance anyone other than YPR will win that? huhdoodame;
Quote from: Laurium on May 11, 2009, 09:14:24 PM
most likely to get swine flu
most likely to bring in a retarded new member
most likely to die a virgin
most likely to have an online relationship
Hey, things I could win!
Favorite Boyager who Vanished without Explanation
misspyrate would win this ;_;
Quote from: divaD on May 12, 2009, 02:33:12 PM
Boyager most likely to run an unsuccessful presidential campaign.
Is there really any chance anyone other than YPR will win that? huhdoodame;
there's tyler baddood;
Quote from: TECTRINKET on May 12, 2009, 03:19:49 PM
there's tyler baddood;
Who needs to grow a full 2 inches in the next month to catch up akudood;
Quote from: YPR on May 12, 2009, 03:57:32 PM
Who needs to grow a full 2 inches in the next month to catch up akudood;
how tall are you
Quote from: laylay on May 10, 2009, 01:48:23 PM
i think me and moo would win this.
happydood; happydood;
ok locked while i get ready for the next part
I'd like to say fuck you to the assholes who decided to chat because I'm only halfway through tallying this shit and half the posts aren't category nominations.