"touch base" akudood;
"damn near"
like in "damn near everyone hated that movie"
I have a friend who says it and it drives me crazy. akudood;
'Ain't', I know it really isn't a phrase but it makes me angry.
"no homo"
anyone that says it should automatically have a baseball bat hit them in the head
"You gotta be shittin' me."
Mr. Bennet said that the other day. smithicide;
and i agree with "no homo"
"Keep your eyes peeled."
it makes me think of actually peeling the skin off of an eyeball myface;
Quote from: TECTRINKET on April 04, 2009, 04:42:32 PM
"Keep your eyes peeled."
it makes me think of actually peeling the skin off of an eyeball myface;
FUCK YOU
I will never get that image out of my head now saddood;
NOT hella
"its not you its me"
"Dead ass."
smithicide;
Quote from: YPR on April 04, 2009, 04:52:21 PM
FUCK YOU
I will never get that image out of my head now saddood;
MY EYES ACTUALLY
SCREAM EVERY TIME I HEAR THAT PHRASE myface;
hey nyerp, can this be for words too
there are only so many phrases one can hate baddood;
Thats the way the cookie crumbles! akudood;
Quote from: TECTRINKET on April 04, 2009, 04:59:37 PM
hey nyerp, can this be for words too
there are only so many phrases one can hate baddood;
i'm going to allow this
Touch base? Never heard that
____ as hell.
akudood;
'yo'
"That's the bomb."
I said that for a while, until I developed some odd hatred for it that makes me want to ram my fist up the ass of anyone who utters it.
Quote from: Stupid Whore/Slut and a Nymphet on April 04, 2009, 05:51:47 PM
'yo'
yes myface;
I hate it when people refer to objects as "she".
"That's one amazing ship. She's a beauty."
smithicide;
"Shits and giggles"
Taking a shit and giggling are two whole different things. akudood;
i hate when i ask my mom "what is for supper?"
and she replies "fried farts and doughnut holes"
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE IT.
Quote from: Cookie on April 04, 2009, 06:29:57 PM
"Shits and giggles"
Taking a shit and giggling are two whole different things. akudood;
that phrase makes me laugh
but i hate it too cjlubdoods;
Epic Fail
Epic Fail
Epic Fail
more than anything else.
Quote from: YPR on April 04, 2009, 04:05:14 PM
"no homo"
anyone that says it should automatically have a baseball bat hit them in the head
Your roommate says that a lot. n_u
"Epic fail"
"lol" or any other online acronym
Quote from: Cookie on April 04, 2009, 06:29:57 PM
"Shits and giggles"
Taking a shit and giggling are two whole different things. akudood;
I say that all the time. n_u
"It'll always be in the last place you look"
Well, no shit because once you find it you're not looking for it anymore. baddood;
"hey what's up?"
there is never an appropriate answer for this, and because I foster an immense hate for "small talk" (both the phrase and the act) I will not reply with another generic remark
a proper greeting is a hardy "howdy" or a simple rape threat
Quote from: wziard on April 04, 2009, 08:05:40 PM
"hey what's up?"
there is never an appropriate answer for this, and because I foster an immense hate for "small talk" (both the phrase and the act) I will not reply with another generic remark
a proper greeting is a hardy "howdy" or a simple rape threat
I hate people who say "what's up?" in a public washroom.
Quote from: wziard on April 04, 2009, 08:05:40 PM
"hey what's up?"
yes
yess
yesss
or "hey how are ya?" as they walk past you down the hallway.
Quote from: Veal on April 04, 2009, 08:06:51 PM
yes
yess
yesss
or "hey how are ya?" as they walk past you down the hallway.
oh god yes, anyone who greets you like that AS THEY WALK PAST YOU
also a lot of people around here say, "siiiick!" and also "sicknasty danglin" goddamn hockey cunts
Whenever someone asks, "hey how are you?" or something equally insufferable, I usually respond with something like, "well, I was just fine until you asked me that."
Motherfuckers.
What a bunch of fucking assholes you guys are.
Quote from: Slim on April 04, 2009, 08:24:31 PM
Whenever someone asks, "hey how are you?" or something equally insufferable, I usually respond with something like, "well, I was just fine until you asked me that."
Motherfuckers.
Yeah I hate it when people wonder how i'm doing baddood;
Quote from: Hïro on April 04, 2009, 08:43:33 PM
Yeah I hate it when people wonder how i'm doing baddood;
Yeah, I know. The nerve of some people!
Quote from: Tupac Shakur on April 04, 2009, 07:43:48 PM
"It'll always be in the last place you look"
Well, no shit because once you find it you're not looking for it anymore. baddood;
I thought it was "It'll always be in the last place you
'd look."
Anyway, this thread didn't go the way I wanted it to.
Quote from: Nyerp on April 04, 2009, 08:53:58 PM
I thought it was "It'll always be in the last place you'd look."
It can go both ways. In the former sense that where you had it last, and in the latter sense that in a place you'd never imagine hocuspocus;
"hot as a witches tit"
I don't understand why anybody would say that.
Quote from: Skylark on April 04, 2009, 08:59:47 PM
"hot as a witches tit"
I don't understand why anybody would say that.
I don't think that I've ever heard anyone say that.
good :(
I hate it so much
epic fail xD
yeah i've definitely never heard that
Quote from: ra-ˈkün on April 04, 2009, 09:23:53 PM
epic fail xD
i hear that so frequently it's unbelievable saddood;
that and "oh-em-gee"
Quote from: ra-ˈkün on April 04, 2009, 09:23:53 PM
epic fail xD
My friend Kevin has taken to using that sometimes in real life, as well as "so i herd u liek mudkipz?"
It's quite annoying.
any acronym or phrase that originated on the internet should stay on the internet
Quote from: ra-ˈkün on April 04, 2009, 09:23:53 PM
epic fail xD
FUCKING THIS.
Every time I hear someone say this, I wanna beat the shit out of them.
Also
"YOUR MOM"
"mental" as a synonym for "crazy"
Quote from: YPR on April 04, 2009, 04:05:14 PM
"no homo"
anyone that says it should automatically have a baseball bat hit them in the head
I hate this too! Also, the phrase "I'm peacin' out"
Quote from: Slim on April 04, 2009, 08:24:31 PM
Whenever someone asks, "hey how are you?" or something equally insufferable, I usually respond with something like, "well, I was just fine until you asked me that."
Motherfuckers.
I agree. People ask me what's up and I always reply with the obvious. If I am walking I will say I am walking, if I am sitting I will say I am sitting, etc. It's like they are too lazy to come up with something important to say, so they say "whats up?" out of obligation. Pisses me off too.
Quote from: ra-ˈkün on April 04, 2009, 09:23:53 PM
epic fail xD
Quote from: TECTRINKET on April 04, 2009, 09:30:26 PM
"oh-em-gee"
People actually say that out loud?
...It feels good to live in a francophone world. spam;
Quote from: Thyme on April 05, 2009, 09:33:50 AM
People actually say that out loud?
...It feels good to live in a francophone world. spam;
Sadly, yes, I've only heard 'epic fail' once and I've only heard girls say 'oh em gee'.
Quote from: Emperor LXXXVI on April 05, 2009, 09:40:34 AM
Sadly, yes, I've only heard 'epic fail' once and I've only heard girls say 'oh em gee'.
A man saying that should immediately get his balls cut off.
I've heard epic fail too many times to count and on too many facebooks to count. And not from nerds.
uuuuuuuugh
like some poeple already said, whenever people speak acronyms like "oh em gee" or "el em ay oh"
hella
and epic fail has been abused too much at my school, it's like the fags don't even know what one is :|
FML
seriously, whoever started this site should be shot on sight
Quote from: Thyme on April 05, 2009, 09:42:04 AM
A man saying that should immediately get his balls cut off.
I've said Oh Em Gee on several occasions... hocuspocus;
Quote from: ACTION BASTARD! on April 05, 2009, 11:46:41 AM
I've said Oh Em Gee on several occasions... hocuspocus;
snip snip ^_____^
Quote from: YPR on April 05, 2009, 11:47:40 AM
snip snip ^_____^
He doesn't really need them, anyway.
Quote from: YPR on April 05, 2009, 11:45:33 AM
FML
seriously, whoever started this site should be shot on sight
i like reading that site's "sex" section
Quote from: YPR on April 05, 2009, 11:45:33 AM
FML
there's a girl in my english and math classes who i'm pretty sure said that about three times each day last week.
Quote from: Emperor LXXXVI on April 05, 2009, 11:56:15 AM
there's a girl in my english and math classes who i'm pretty sure said that about three times each day last week.
What does FML mean?
Quote from: Emperor LXXXVI on April 05, 2009, 11:56:15 AM
there's a girl in my english and math classes who i'm pretty sure said that about three times each day last week.
Can you do me a favor and trip her on the stairs n_u
Quote from: YPR on April 05, 2009, 11:59:13 AM
Can you do me a favor and trip her on the stairs n_u
But that would just give her another excuse to use it. n_u
Quote from: ACTION BASTARD! on April 05, 2009, 11:59:08 AM
What does FML mean?
Fuck my life.
An example: Today, a friend said whoever has said "OMG" in conversation should have their balls cut off. I took offense and told him I had used the phrase before and asked him if he still thinks I should be castrated. Knowing I'm gay, my friends informed me I wouldn't miss them. FML
Quote from: Zach on April 05, 2009, 12:00:48 PM
But that would just give her another excuse to use it. n_u
Fine, we'll just make her life as perfect as possible to prevent future use of FML akudood;
Fuck you Aubrey. ghouldood;
Quote from: YPR on April 05, 2009, 11:59:13 AM
Can you do me a favor and trip her on the stairs n_u
I should. n_u
Thats what she said
doodthing;
Quote from: YPR on April 05, 2009, 11:45:33 AM
FML
seriously, whoever started this site should be shot on sight
yes
agreed
super agreed
interesting fact: fml started as a french site. http://www.viedemerde.fr/
HOLY SHIT THE FRENCH ONE IS SO MUCH MORE AWESOME.
(http://cdn.betacie.com/viedemerde/illust/fa0dd417347110a89dcd7eaf90ed2f33.jpg)
I AM A WHORE
Quote from: ra-ˈkün on April 05, 2009, 02:55:16 PM
HOLY SHIT THE FRENCH ONE IS SO MUCH MORE AWESOME.
I AM A WHORE
Quelle salope.
THYME WHAT IS "COUCOU"
THAT ISN'T A WORD IT MUST BE A MADE UP WORD
is jmv a phrase
"keep in touch"
Quote from: Zach on April 05, 2009, 05:37:51 PM
What's wrong with that?
i'd like to keep in
touch with you yes;
Quote from: Nyerp on April 05, 2009, 05:39:19 PM
i'd like to keep in touch with you yes;
No, but thank you. I'm Tyler's. n_u
I like FML. It's funny, in my opinion.
Quote from: Tomboh on April 04, 2009, 04:56:57 PM
"its not you its me"
this
"that's what she said"
"penis"/"tittyfuck"
"i like pie/cake/eggs" (when people try to be random, but are just annoying.)
"oooooooh" (after something bad happens, like in some maury show.)
"oh my"
"i love you"
Quote from: ra-ˈkün on April 05, 2009, 03:15:53 PM
THYME WHAT IS "COUCOU"
THAT ISN'T A WORD IT MUST BE A
MADE UP WORD
Oh, I looked it up, and it means 'peekaboo'. n_u
"that's gay"
Quote from: Original_MIB on April 05, 2009, 07:03:43 PM
"penis"/"tittyfuck"
"i love you"
So, you don't like it when people refer to a penis as a penis or a tittyfuck as a tittyfuck? Or people who say "I love you"?
Quote from: Hïro on April 05, 2009, 10:47:32 PM
"that's gay"
My brother has taking a liking to saying "you're such a lesbian" everytime I do something he doesn't like.
It doesn't even make sense.
What the hell, lol
Quote from: Sam on April 07, 2009, 12:28:29 PM
My brother has taking a liking to saying "you're such a lesbian" everytime I do something he doesn't like.
It doesn't even make sense.
beat him up
"wtf"
"I could care less"
It's so fucking stupid. It should be "I couldn't care less".
"I could care less" implies that you do at least care a little, in order to be capable of caring less than you currently do. Whereas if you "couldn't care less", it means you can't possibly care less than you do, so in essence you don't care at all.
But of course when I say "I couldn't care less", people look at me like I'm an idiot.
Quote from: Selkie on April 07, 2009, 05:45:03 PM
"I could care less"
It's so fucking stupid. It should be "I couldn't care less".
"I could care less" implies that you do at least care a little, in order to be capable of caring less than you currently do. Whereas if you "couldn't care less", it means you can't possibly care less than you do, so in essence you don't care at all.
But of course when I say "I couldn't care less", people look at me like I'm an idiot.
OH MY FUCKING GOD ME TOO.
EXACTLY.
"whatever, i could care less."
"...you mean you couldn't care less."
"huh?"
"if you could care less, then why don't you?"
"...sam you're an idiot listen to my problem better wah."
I'm not the idiot ;-;
"you're trying too hard"
no i'm not
thanks for putting me on the defense though
"YOUR MOM"
"FML"
"I LOST THE GAME"
and any meme said, seriously, people are saying that all over my school yet none of them even know what 4chan is. doodhuh;
"What's wrong."
Even if I try my hardest I tear up and spill the beans. :'(
Has anyone said "ever fiber in my being" yet? baddood;
Today my math teacher said "let's shed a little light on the subject" and I got angry. >:(
"EPIC", but really only when it is used repeatedly.
Quote from: Kaz on April 08, 2009, 08:59:36 AM
Uh...what's so bad about that?
It really has no meaning anymore.
Sure, some people really do mean it when they say it...
...but 90% of it just doesn't mean anything.
I'll pay for the inevitable therapy sessions all of you will endure at some point in your life.
Just mail me the bill.
Quote from: Fredo on April 08, 2009, 09:07:16 AM
I'll pay for the inevitable therapy sessions all of you will endure at some point in your life.
Just mail me the bill.
giggle;
Quote from: Fredo on April 08, 2009, 09:07:16 AM
I'll pay for the inevitable therapy sessions all of you will endure at some point in your life.
Just mail me the bill.
You'll really do that for me? :(
Quote from: ACTION BASTARD! on April 08, 2009, 09:09:14 AM
You'll really do that for me? :(
No, not you. You're not accepting of my lifestyle as I am of yours.
heeeeeeepocritttttt
I'm not what? doodhuh;
Fredo it's 200 dollars per session for me.
Just send me 100 dollars of weed every week and it'd be cheaper and easier. akudood;
Quote from: ACTION BASTARD! on April 08, 2009, 09:12:18 AM
I'm not what? doodhuh;
Nigga, blaze it.
Quote from: ACTION BASTARD! on April 08, 2009, 09:12:18 AM
I'm not what? doodhuh;
"weed is bad for you"
"whoever smokes weed is stupid"
"i think that whoever does drugs or smokes pot should die teehee giggle;"
Quote from: ra-ˈkün on April 08, 2009, 09:12:51 AM
Fredo it's 200 dollars per session for me.
Just send me 100 dollars of weed every week and it'd be cheaper and easier. akudood;
That's what I was planning on doing with you. You're the only who understands the therapeutic powers of marijuana.
Quote from: ACTION BASTARD! on April 08, 2009, 09:12:18 AM
I'm not what? doodhuh;
Accepting of his lifestyle
Smoking the Mary Jane
Quote from: ra-ˈkün on April 08, 2009, 09:12:51 AM
Nigga, blaze it.
Oh.
Quote from: Fredo on April 08, 2009, 09:13:15 AM
"weed is bad for you"
"whoever smokes weed is stupid"
"i think that whoever does drugs or smokes pot should die teehee giggle;"
I never said the last two.
I just think it's icky. If you want to do it, fine. I don't care.
Quote from: YPR on April 08, 2009, 09:13:34 AM
Accepting of his lifestyle
Smoking the Mary Jane
Yes, we've established that.
Quote from: ACTION BASTARD! on April 08, 2009, 09:14:31 AM
I just think it's icky. If you want to do it, fine. I don't care.
No, you're actually quite judgemental about it
Quote from: ACTION BASTARD! on April 08, 2009, 09:14:31 AM
I never said the last two.
I just think it's icky. If you want to do it, fine. I don't care.
I've heard you say it in your sleep. baddood;
I don't think it's icky to be homosexual. I'm open-minded and realize that people have different preferences and make different choices with their life, and it has absolutely no affect and is of no consequence to me. If my brother was gay, had Down's Syndrome, and/or ended up murdering and raping 20 women, I would still love him the same.
Quote from: YPR on April 08, 2009, 09:16:18 AM
No, you're actually quite judgemental about it
Ooops. The cat's outta the bag.
[spoiler]I hate that phrase.[/spoiler]
Quote from: Fredo on April 08, 2009, 09:16:22 AM
I've heard you say it in your sleep. baddood;
I don't think it's icky to be homosexual. I'm open-minded and realize that people have different preferences and make different choices with their life, and it has absolutely no affect and is of no consequence to me. If my brother was gay, had Down's Syndrome, and/or ended up murdering and raping 20 women, I would still love him the same.
Uh, alright.
Quote from: Fredo on April 08, 2009, 09:19:11 AM
What?
It's not rocket science.
...I may have something against said relative for raping/murdering 20 innocent women...but whatever floats your boat.
Quote from: Fredo on April 08, 2009, 09:19:11 AM
It's not rocket science.
It's easy to learn, my mic's the gavel when I talk court's adjourned. akudood;
Quote from: ACTION BASTARD! on April 08, 2009, 09:20:23 AM
...I may have something against said relative for raping/murdering 20 innocent women...but whatever floats your boat.
Who said they were innocent?
Maybe they were all terrorists. baddood;
Quote from: Fredo on April 08, 2009, 09:22:50 AM
Who said they were innocent?
Maybe they were all terrorists. baddood;
Or straight. akudood;
Quote from: Fredo on April 08, 2009, 09:22:50 AM
Who said they were innocent?
Maybe they were all terrorists. baddood;
Oh, good point. wariodood;
Quote from: ra-ˈkün on April 08, 2009, 09:23:31 AM
Or straight. akudood;
Oh, that too. akudood;
Quote from: Matt on April 07, 2009, 10:39:08 PM
"EPIC", but really only when it is used repeatedly.
You'd love my cousin then.
Quote from: ACTION BASTARD! on April 08, 2009, 09:01:18 AM
It really has no meaning anymore.
Sure, some people really do mean it when they say it...
...but 90% of it just doesn't mean anything.
No, people just love more things more now. It's not a bad thing.
"alls that means" >_>
Quote from: Selkie on April 07, 2009, 05:45:03 PM
"I could care less"
My math teacher said this today. He's annoying.
"Don't judge me."
I hate it when people throw unnecessary words into things, like in Phantom Hourglass when Link's fairy says "Try not to get yourself good and lost".
"good and" IS COMPLETELY USELESS myface;
Quote from: TECTRINKET on April 11, 2009, 10:27:51 PM
I hate it when people throw unnecessary words into things, like in Phantom Hourglass when Link's fairy says "Try not to get yourself good and lost".
"good and" IS COMPLETELY USELESS myface;
'I'm descending downward.'
lol resistance retribution