is there any way to make bruises go away faster?
poke them repeatedly
Let a cat or dog lick it.
You can burn bruises off, just put a lighter to it
i'm being serious here people..
Ice? Not agitating it?
amputate
Quote from: Emperor LXXXVI on February 19, 2009, 04:24:38 PM
Ice? Not agitating it?
i'm not agitating it.
but ice is only working to some extent?
isn't there like medicine or something?
lots of vitamin c
Quote from: lacette on February 19, 2009, 04:29:55 PM
i'm not agitating it.
but ice is only working to some extent?
isn't there like medicine or something?
ice only reduces swelling
and no there isn't any medicine akudood;
Fredo's semen.
drink a red potion
Quote from: holky shit on February 19, 2009, 04:34:24 PM
Fredo's semen.
well to bad he lives in a completely different country.
or i would get him to cum onto my knee.
Quote from: Raekewn on February 19, 2009, 04:30:49 PM
lots of vitamin c
orange juice has this write?
Quote from: lacette on February 19, 2009, 04:43:17 PM
well to bad he lives in a completely different country.
or i would get him to cum onto my knee.
orange juice has this write?
i think jmv was joking when he said vitamin c
Just amputate the part of the body it's on.
Have you tried smoking tons of pot?
Quote from: Houdini on February 19, 2009, 05:52:17 PM
Have you tried smoking tons of pot?
she does that everyday
because shes intenssse
Quote from: MS. TRON BONNE on February 19, 2009, 05:52:47 PM
she does that everyday
because shes intenssse
are you that intenße as well? baddood;
ich weiß nicht
what a fun letter that is :)
Quote from: Emperor LXXXVI on February 19, 2009, 06:04:04 PM
are you that intenße as well? baddood;
nah i don't smoke
im so lame
I suggest cutting it.
Quote from: Houdini on February 19, 2009, 05:52:17 PM
Have you tried smoking tons of pot?
although that fixes a lot of things/problems it doesn't make bruises go away asap.
You must have a White Mage in the party. A Red Mage can work too, but it's not as effective.
Get a Medic to heal you while you stand next a dispenser, not only will you be practically safe, but you won't run out of ammo. n_u
Quote from: Baboon on February 19, 2009, 06:55:42 PM
Get a Medic to heal you while you stand next a dispenser, not only will you be practically safe, but you won't run out of ammo. n_u
Just make sure Brooks isn't around. baddood;
Quote from: StarPilot on February 19, 2009, 06:55:35 PM
You must have a White Mage in the party. A Red Mage can work too, but it's not as effective.
and in some cases a blue mage can heal as well
and if you're really desperate just stack up on potions
this isn't about getting injured in a video game.
this is a real life knee injury.
and it wasn't caused by any gang activity or a adventure to do whatever you do in the video games you people play.
i need my knee.
and magic isn't real.
Quote from: lacette on February 19, 2009, 08:20:28 PM
and magic isn't real.
Then explain Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and Jesus akudood;
consume plenty of uranium-239
Quote from: Geno on February 19, 2009, 08:21:56 PM
Then explain Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and Jesus akudood;
not real.
Quote from: Baboon on February 19, 2009, 06:55:42 PM
Get a Medic to heal you while you stand next a dispenser, not only will you be practically safe, but you won't run out of ammo. n_u
This is your best solution. Watch out for spies!
Quote from: Ezlo on February 19, 2009, 09:50:26 PM
This is your best solution. Watch out for spies!
That's why you also get a Pyro to spy-check.