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I hate it. It's uncomfortable and occasionally slightly painful afterward.

I got once or more a day, thirty minutes each time.

It's pretty relaxing

it's really gross.

Quote from: Pancake Persona on February 12, 2009, 02:43:45 PM
I got once or more a day, thirty minutes each time.

Are you giving birth in there?

And I'm perfectly ok with it, yeah... no pains or whatever, it's fine

Quote from: RPY on February 12, 2009, 02:47:22 PM
Are you giving birth in there?

And I'm perfectly ok with it, yeah... no pains or whatever, it's fine

I play games, rub one out, think about stuff, an so on.

that's why it's relaxing

I'd say it's okay, I guess.

Quote from: Pancake Persona on February 12, 2009, 02:47:55 PM
I play games, rub one out, think about stuff, an so on.

that's why it's relaxing

So how long does the actual shitting process take you?

If you're in pain, you need to go to the doctor.


Also, am I the only one uncomfortable talking about my bowel movements to a public forum?

I have a spiked asshole

Quote from: Pancake Persona on February 12, 2009, 02:47:55 PM
I play games, rub one out, think about stuff, an so on.

that's why it's relaxing

While sitting on the toilet? myface;
I don't mind it, I usually take a while in there playing games though. hocuspocus;

Quote from: RELYTCISSALC on February 12, 2009, 02:49:01 PM
If you're in pain, you need to go to the doctor.


Also, am I the only one uncomfortable talking about my bowel movements to a public forum?

you sure seem comfortable with talking about everything else spam;

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Not really, it just feels pretty unnatural even though I've been doing it all my life. madood;

Quote from: RELYTCISSALC on February 12, 2009, 02:49:01 PM
If you're in pain, you need to go to the doctor.


Also, am I the only one uncomfortable talking about my bowel movements to a public forum?

I'm not uncomfortable, but I won't do it.

Jesus Christ. baddood;

Quote from: RELYTCISSALC on February 12, 2009, 02:49:01 PM
Also, am I the only one uncomfortable talking about my bowel movements to a public forum?

This must be the first time...

Quote from: TECTRINKET on February 12, 2009, 02:49:32 PM

I don't mind it, I usually take a while in there playing games though. hocuspocus;

I never want to touch your guys' portable devices ever myface;

Quote from: RPY on February 12, 2009, 02:50:32 PM
This must be the first time...

If I do talk about it, I'm only joking about it.

Quote from: RPY on February 12, 2009, 02:50:32 PM
I never want to touch your guys' portable devices ever myface;

it's not like i wipe with them or anything
I would never play my DS with dirty hands.

Quote from: RPY on February 12, 2009, 02:48:48 PM
So how long does the actual shitting process take you?

I don't know.

All I know is I sit there for half an hour, get up, and apparently the work is done. If it just eases out, that means my bowels love me. spam;

Quote from: TECTRINKET on February 12, 2009, 02:51:53 PM
it's not like i wipe with them or anything
I would never play my DS with dirty hands.

What makes you think you're even going to be in there long enough to bring something to entertain yourself?

Quote from: RPY on February 12, 2009, 02:53:00 PM
What makes you think you're even going to be in there long enough to bring something to entertain yourself?

Usually the only reason I stay there that long is because I'm busy playing some game. I'm actually finished in about five minutes. baddood;

Quote from: TECTRINKET on February 12, 2009, 02:58:31 PM
Usually the only reason I stay there that long is because I'm busy playing some game. I'm actually finished in about five minutes. baddood;

You could just pause the game, take your shit, and play it in a room not used for defacating baddood;

Quote from: RPY on February 12, 2009, 02:59:54 PM
You could just pause the game, take your shit, and play it in a room not used for defacating baddood;

I guess... but I always think I'll be in the bathroom bored for hours, when in reality the only thing that keeps me there that long in the first place is the fact that I'm playing games.
hmm, maybe i should take your advice akudood;

If it's painful, then you're eating the wrong food.

oh, and yes, i like having stuff come out my butt

feels good man

I can go in, take a crap in less than five minutes, and I'm out of there. I've never spent more time. psyduck;

i thought it was supposed to hurt  baddood;

I'm doing it right now akudood;

i never understood how shitting can take more than like 3 minutes unless you have diarrhea or you're constipated or something

Sometimes I take homework in and it adds about 30 minutes to poop time.

also i voted no oops