or scratched into them.
I think my all-time favorite is "WHO A BABY!" ... it was supposed to be "WHOA BABY!", I think, which is dumb enough, but the letters are drawn by retard and the spacing is funny and it looks like who a baby. it's hilarious.
"fuck me with a knife" and some weird thing about the blood of the forsaken are second.
The chair if front of me today in English said 'Y[Mind you it was a very poorly formed 'Y']OU SUCK BALLS'. akudood;
not n a desk but on a stall "i have a bom"
Quote from: Raekewn on February 09, 2009, 08:05:54 PM
not n a desk but on a stall "i have a bom"
I once wrote all of the lyrics to that one Aesop Rock pirate song in the handicap stall
The desk I sat in for English in my old school said "FUCK LOVE", and below it which I'm assuming was written by someone else had an arrow going up that said "I'm a fagoat" baddood;
my math desk has "FAGGOT" etched into it.
"WHO DIS BE"
"MAN I NO WHO YOU BE CUZ"
And there were just like twenty more responses saying "WHO ARE YOU"/"I KNOW YOU" numerous ways.
call me for a good time:
then it was my number
Written on the back of a bus seat it said "strawberry's are bomb! <3"... That's all i can think of currently
CLASS OF ZOLL
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Found this gem in Western History today. Only issue is that the fast lane is not on the right hand side, at least no in this country. Otherwise, great.
PISS HERE
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Not on a desk, sadly.
I drew army men reaching up eachothers asses for poop and I thought it was hilarious
Oh and I drew Santa with a giant dick
Oh, I noticed that my English desk has 'Hi ^_^' written on it.
"Call 342-2342" made them up just now
(arrow) "dont call that shit, there a nigger on the other line"
"You better be black"
"Nope, i am white"
"imma kick yo ass white boi"
"do it, nigger"
That;s in my science book.
what the el oh el
On my text books i used to write "turn to page (random number)" on the first page. Then when they got to that page, it would say to turn to another page, etc and so forth. after flipping around the book about ten times the last one would say "stop flipping pages and pay attention to class!"
Apparently there was a piece of paper in the bathroom that said "save game here." No More Heroes? Also, I once found a piece of paper in a textbook that said "Today, I'm purple!" I took it out and kept it.
Someone drew a anthropomorphic character on my English desk :O
om nom nom
There is one on the wall right at eye contact when you are taking a piss at the urinal in one bathroom that I find quite funny.
There is like a picture of an ass bending down and revealing the asshole, and next to it it says "yeeeeeaaaa boy vagina!" and next to that it says "Thats not a vagina have you even seen one you faggot?"
lol idk why I think it's funny, it's really not. But whatever.
Quote from: Selkie on February 10, 2009, 05:45:07 PM
There is one on the wall right at eye contact when you are taking a piss at the urinal in one bathroom that I find quite funny.
There is like a picture of an ass bending down and revealing the asshole, and next to it it says "yeeeeeaaaa boy vagina!" and next to that it says "Thats not a vagina have you even seen one you faggot?"
lol idk why I think it's funny, it's really not. But whatever.
I lol'd heartily
"There is a bomb in the gym"
On a public restroom door i saw "get wider toilet paper" written in black, and written in blue under it was "lose some ass"
Quote from: rreeppttaarr on February 12, 2009, 02:49:22 PM
On a public restroom door i saw "get wider toilet paper" written in black, and written in blue under it was "lose some ass"
lawlz
I once saw an empty toilet paper roll, and on the roll it said "You're screwed."
"I HATE NIGGERS"
on one brick next to where I always sit it says "Sex feels good" which always makes me feel happy but it's nto really that funny.
There's a desk in video that says [VAG] which really isn't funny at all, but spmething about the way it's so neatly written usually makes me chuckle.
it's usually the stuff that's written next to pictures in text books that makes me laugh.