So I went to the doctors like a couple of days ago because I'm positive that I have acid reflux. Then the doctor told me to bend over. So I was like okay I don't know what that has to do with anything, so I did it. She lifted my shirt up and then said she believes I have scoliosis. That sucks. Other problems I have are ataxia and slight post-traumatic stress that shows when I'm around doctors, because of the tests they took on me when I was young. Oh and I have retinitis pigmentosa.
So what's screwed up about you? :3
Um, I'm clinically depressed.
Does that count?
Depression. Anxiety. Obsession.
Quote from: Cyanide on January 27, 2009, 08:25:47 PM
Then the doctor told me to bend over.
I read this and was led to believe that it was a joke thread.
Boy was I wrong
I HAVE BLADDAR PROBLEMS.
I just can't pee sometimes. Once in awhile the doctors have to shove a tube up my dick and put some fluid in my bladder so I can make pee pee better
nothing.
I AM SO SAYDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Quote from: Geno on January 27, 2009, 08:27:36 PM
I read this and was led to believe that it was a joke thread.
Boy was I wrong
I HAVE BLADDAR PROBLEMS.
I just can't pee sometimes. Once in awhile the doctors have to shove a tube up my dick and put some fluid in my bladder so I can make pee pee better
maybe it's because of that time you made your dick bleed while fapping
Quote from: Lozal. on January 27, 2009, 08:28:26 PM
maybe it's because of that time you made your dick bleed while fapping
I lol'd
spam; spam; spam; Psychiatric ward. spam; spam; spam;
- "Severe" Social Anxiety Disorder
- Avoidant Personality Disorder
- "A Depressive Disorder"
- I also show symptoms of borderline personality disorder. why did Clucky point that out ;-;
also my vision sucks and i have a back back rofl
but physically, i'm healthy.
disco fever
I have so many issues n_u
Allergies:
I often get hayfever around late november, december, and marchish. Any allergy medicine I try taking for it works for a couple weeks then never again works for me.
My legs somehow get really itchy just after being shaved for the next ~3 hours, yet no other part of my body does.
My whole body, especially my scalp, sometimes feels itchy when I'm outside in high humidity. I think I might be pretty sensitive to sunlight too but it's hard to tell since it's always humid whenever it's sunny where I live.
Other physical:
Moderately poor vision, as in I wear glasses.
Teeth that aren't nearly straight enough, but my mom isn't able to take me to get braces any time soon.
I sometimes get shaky for a number of reasons, whether being hungry, tired, nervous, or what. Usually it's my right leg that gets shaky.
Asthma. Not very serious, but I do cough a lot around things like cigarette smoke and I have gotten sick to the point of breathing being a painful task about three times before.
Mental (none of which is really diagnosed):
Gender dysphoria or whatever it's called
Moderate depression
Selective OCD
There's probably some mental disorder that describes my social habits (or lack thereof)
A few phobias
Habits generally considered bad for my health:
Never going outside or in sunlight
Using computer for a ton of time every day
Often sitting in odd positions
Skipping some meals because of not feeling hungry enough to bother to get food
Nocturnal-ish sleep schedule
And there's probably a lot that I didn't remember to list.
I fear I may be depressed. :(
Oh and if I were to hold my arms straight out my hand will shake and it's so embarrassing. saddood;
Quote from: Cyanide on January 27, 2009, 08:51:51 PM
Oh and if I were to hold my arms straight out my hand will shake and it's so embarrassing. saddood;
MY LEFT HAND SHAKES AND CLUCKY WAS MAKING FUN OF IT AND I FELT SAD.
i think it's either
1)from when i fell off my bike and hurt my wrist
2)lolnervedamage from burning myself ;_;
It's probably the former since I only did it to my left hand like 2 or 3 times so there can't be much damage from burns.
i have flat feet
my eyesight is poor and i wear glasses
and i probably have a mild form of depression or something but it hasn't been diagnosed
Myopia
Avoidant Personality Disorder (self-diagnosed goonish)
Acne maps;
Depression
Scoliosis
Asthma
Flat Feet
I also have some bone in my feet that shifts around and makes them feel like they're paralyzed if I put pressure on them in a certain way
Quote from: JMV on January 27, 2009, 08:53:03 PM
MY LEFT HAND SHAKES AND CLUCKY WAS MAKING FUN OF IT AND I FELT SAD.
i think it's either
1)from when i fell off my bike and hurt my wrist
2)lolnervedamage from burning myself ;_;
It's probably the former since I only did it to my left hand like 2 or 3 times so there can't be much damage from burns.
I used to get made fun of when I made presentations in front of the class when I had to hold a paper or poster.
Both my hands shake. The doctor made me put together a puzzle to see if it affected my motor skills and I felt retarded. ;-;
Quote from: Thyme on January 27, 2009, 08:58:18 PM
Avoidant Personality Disorder (self-diagnosed goonish)
Acne maps;
these too :'(
If you have acne, wash your damn face. akudood;
Quote from: Cyanide on January 27, 2009, 09:06:31 PM
If you have acne, wash your damn face. akudood;
oh yeah, i definitely haven't tried that 1000 times, thanks for the advice hime madood;
Quote from: Cyanide on January 27, 2009, 09:06:31 PM
If you have acne, wash your damn face. akudood;
Acne can be found on other areas besides the face akudood;
MY AVPD IS COOLER THAN YOUR AVPD
Quote from: Cyanide on January 27, 2009, 09:06:31 PM
If you have acne, wash your damn face. akudood;
Two times every day, m'am.
Quote from: TECTRINKET on January 27, 2009, 09:07:20 PM
oh yeah, i definitely haven't tried that 1000 times, thanks for the advice hime madood;
cut back on milk, cut back on fatty foods, buy acnefree, and keep your hormones in check by meditating daily.[:
Quote from: Cyanide on January 27, 2009, 09:13:32 PM
cut back on milk, cut back on fatty foods, buy acnefree, and keep your hormones in check by meditating daily.[:
i can't cut back on milk cry;
i already use this soap that's supposed to clear up my face, but obviously that isn't working so i could try other products
Quote from: TECTRINKET on January 27, 2009, 09:18:31 PM
i can't cut back on milk cry;
i already use this soap that's supposed to clear up my face, but obviously that isn't working so i could try other products
Try vinegar
Quote from: TECTRINKET on January 27, 2009, 09:18:31 PM
i can't cut back on milk cry;
i already use this soap that's supposed to clear up my face, but obviously that isn't working so i could try other products
well soap can dry your face out ;)
acnefree works because i use it when i get the occasional zit, my friend uses netrogena and her face looks PERFECT.
also the hormones in milk will make your face explode in a gooey pus of a mess. baddood;
Chloracne.
Probably OCD/OCPD.
Paranoid personality disorder or something like it.
Quote from: Tri4se on January 27, 2009, 08:27:32 PM
Depression. Anxiety. Obsession.
Minus obsession, add ADD.
The Paxeva doesn't work, and I had another little episode today smithicide;
Quote from: JMV on January 27, 2009, 09:34:26 PM
Were you exposed to Agent Orange? :'(
yes :'(
but really, i have no god damn idea
Oh and I have retinitis pigmentosa.
So what's screwed up about you? :3
[/quote]Does that mean you have grey eyes? :3
Oh and im screwed up but lets not talk about it.
Quote from: Methree on January 28, 2009, 12:18:23 AM
Does that mean you have grey eyes? :3
Oh and im screwed up but lets not talk about it.
I don't think so. The doctor said it isn't progressing fast at all so hopefully I won't be totally blind at 40. ;-;
I've been on Prozac and other antidepressants since I was 6.
Quote from: Cyanide on January 28, 2009, 12:31:49 AM
I don't think so. The doctor said it isn't progressing fast at all so hopefully I won't be totally blind at 40. ;-;
oh....I C. I just took a crack at what I thought it meant......and I grasped retnis and pigment from it, so I thought maybe it was a color disorder in the retnis..........but wait wtf that's not your iris I'M RONG
I'm not fat, but I have these crazy stretch marks on my upper arms, upper calves, and inner thighs. I don't do any strenuous labor or anything that would cause my skin to be unreasonably stretched, so I can't identify a cause. They'll just suddenly pop up after a night of sleep and I'm afraid I'll get them someplace soon where everyone will see them. :'(
And unlike the rest of you crazy bastards, I have no mental disorders and I certainly don't suffer from depression.
Quote from: JMV on January 27, 2009, 08:32:38 PM
spam; spam; spam; Psychiatric ward. spam; spam; spam;
HIGH FIVE baddood;
Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 28, 2009, 01:08:34 AM
...I have no mental disorders...
just a superiority complex spam;
Quote from: guff on January 28, 2009, 05:54:31 AM
just a superiority complex spam;
which isn't a disorder if it carries nothing but benefits spam;
Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 28, 2009, 06:07:11 AM
which isn't a disorder if it carries nothing but benefits spam;
Loneliness is a benefit? Damn, then I won the lottery.
Quote from: guff on January 28, 2009, 05:54:31 AM
HIGH FIVE baddood;
FUCK YEAH. wariodood;
Quote from: JMV on January 27, 2009, 08:32:38 PM
and i have a back back rofl
goonish
Uh..I think I have some sort of dyslexia. Nothing for sure though.
Nothing...that I know of.
Quote from: JMV on January 28, 2009, 06:47:37 AM
Loneliness is a benefit? Damn, then I won the lottery.
Loneliness is a
choice.
I have two female friends and a male friend that want to spend this weekend with me. spam;
Well I seem to be getting sick.
As for permanent/mostly permanent conditions, astigmatism and scoliosis. The scoliosis is on account of my legs being different lengths, thus I'm always very slightly "tilted" enough that my spine has adjusted to it. It gives me very slight backaches now and then.
None that I know of. But then again I pretty much never go to the doctors office.