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I'LL START IT. >:(
Would you rather have penis-sized nipples, or a nipple-sized penis? :3
a nipple-sized penis i guess
both are pretty awful
would you rather be rosie o'donnel's gynecologist or larry the cable guy's proctologist?
Quote from: Kazmopolitan on November 30, 2008, 11:39:35 AM
would you rather be rosie o'donnel's gynecologist or larry the cable guy's proctologist?
Rosie. She's hawt. giggle;
Have diarrhea for the rest or your life or be constipated for the rest or your life?
I love rosie.
Would you rather walk or jump. :O
Quote from: Cedric Diggory on November 30, 2008, 11:42:51 AM
Rosie. She's hawt. giggle;
Have diarrhea for the rest or your life or be constipated for the rest or your life?
Constipated. giggle;
Quote from: Cigarillo on November 30, 2008, 11:42:59 AM
I love rosie.
Would you rather walk or jump. :O
walk
jumping won't get me anywhere
would you rather make out with me86 or cam
ME86.
Cam's lips might eat me.
Would you rather drown or burn to death?
Quote from: Ulala! on November 30, 2008, 11:49:48 AM
ME86.
Cam's lips might eat me.
Would you rather drown or burn to death?
A classic WYR. giggle;
Burn, JUST so when I got to Heaven I could be like "HAH, WHATS THAT, YOU DIED IN YOUR SLEEP? WELL I BURNED TO DEATH, EAT THAT!"
Would you rather play in the snow with no jacket, snowpants, gloves, etc, or be in the sun with all that stuff on? :3
Quote from: Draco Malfoy on November 30, 2008, 11:54:59 AM
A classic WYR. giggle;
Burn, JUST so when I got to Heaven I could be like "HAH, WHATS THAT, YOU DIED IN YOUR SLEEP? WELL I BURNED TO DEATH, EAT THAT!"
Would you rather play in the snow with no jacket, snowpants, gloves, etc, or be in the sun with all that stuff on? :3
be in sun
would you rather lose your dick or be guaranteed to die at age 40
Quote from: Kazmopolitan on November 30, 2008, 11:44:48 AM
walk
jumping won't get me anywhere
would you rather make out with me86 or cam
why me
Quote from: Selkie224 on November 30, 2008, 12:14:52 PM
be in sun
would you rather lose your dick or be guaranteed to die at age 40
I'd rather die at the age of forty.
Quote from: Selkie224 on November 30, 2008, 12:14:52 PM
be in sun
would you rather lose your dick or be guaranteed to die at age 40
Be guaranteed to die at 40
would you rather be a virgin for the rest of your life or watch your parents have passionate sex for an hour?
the best one my friends and I have ever thought of is,
would you rather retrieve a diving ring from a pool of shit or have sex with your father
god damn it not that again snorkel
sex with father...too likely to choke and drown in the shit
would you rather bare-fist fight a grizzly bear or a siberian tiger?
Quote from: russell on November 30, 2008, 01:08:48 PM
the best one my friends and I have ever thought of is,
would you rather retrieve a diving ring from a pool of shit or have sex with your father
Either way, you're bound to find a ring of shit. yes;
Quote from: Ulala! on November 30, 2008, 01:12:29 PM
Either way, you're bound to find a ring of shit. yes;
oh god lol
and i'd more or less consider my father dead, and as long as i could plug my my nose and use goggles, i might consider the former.
Quote from: Kazmopolitan on November 30, 2008, 01:12:11 PM
god damn it not that again snorkel
sex with father...too likely to choke and drown in the shit
would you rather bare-fist fight a grizzly bear or a siberian tiger?
Grizzly bear. Human always wins in the movies.
WOULD YOU RATHER LICK THE TOLIET SEAT OR THE INSIDE OF THE TOLIET BOWL
Quote from: Draco Malfoy on November 30, 2008, 03:06:26 PM
Grizzly bear. Human always wins in the movies.
WOULD YOU RATHER LICK THE TOLIET SEAT OR THE INSIDE OF THE TOLIET BOWL
Toilet seat myface;
WOULD YOU RATHER MAKE OUT WITH YOUR MOTHER OR DOG
Quote from: Ulala! on November 30, 2008, 11:49:48 AM
ME86.
Cam's lips might eat me.
Would you rather drown or burn to death?
wow thanks
Quote from: Wrenchninja on November 30, 2008, 03:18:02 PM
Toilet seat myface;
WOULD YOU RATHER MAKE OUT WITH YOUR MOTHER OR DOG
My dog. giggle;
Would you rather lose both legs or both arms?
Quote from: Kazmopolitan on November 30, 2008, 01:12:11 PM
god damn it not that again snorkel
sex with father...too likely to choke and drown in the shit
would you rather bare-fist fight a grizzly bear or a siberian tiger?
Siberian tiger because either way your chances of survival are slim, and people saying you died fighting a
siberian tiger sounds cooler than people saying you died fighting a grizzly bear.
Quote from: Cedric Diggory on November 30, 2008, 05:00:50 PM
My dog. giggle;
Would you rather lose both legs or both arms?
Both legs. They're easier to replace.
Would you rather kill a baby or a kitten?
Quote from: Cedric Diggory on November 30, 2008, 05:00:50 PM
My dog. giggle;
Would you rather lose both legs or both arms?
Both legs. Without arms I couldn't masturbate.
QuoteWould you rather kill a baby or a kitten?
A kitten. That's retardedly easy. The baby is going to grow up to be a human with dreams and aspirations. The kitten is going to grow up to be a cat that just walks the fuck around all day doing jack shit.
If you could only have one of your five senses for the rest of your life, which would you choose? baddood;
Quote from: TECTRINKET on November 30, 2008, 07:23:55 PM
If you could only have one of your five senses for the rest of your life, which would you choose? baddood;
RONG RONG RONG
this is not in WYR form mister baddood;
Quote from: Draco Malfoy on November 30, 2008, 07:24:53 PM
RONG RONG RONG
this is not in WYR form mister baddood;
ok fine
would you rather lost your sense of eyesight, hearing, or physical feeling wariodood;
Quote from: TECTRINKET on November 30, 2008, 07:43:33 PM
ok fine
would you rather lost your sense of eyesight, hearing, or physical feeling wariodood;
eyesight so I wouldn't have to see your horrible grammatical mistakes anymore baddood;
would you rather be a woman in the Sudan or a jew in Iran (yay rhyming)
jew for my jew gold
would you rather have a huge penis with ED or a tiny penis but ladies are attracted to you.
Quote from: Sidney A. Stubbs on December 01, 2008, 06:12:45 AM
jew for my jew gold
would you rather have a huge penis with ED or a tiny penis but ladies are attracted to you.
tiny penis
would you rather live in Minnesota (not the Twin Cities) or in a rural section of Alabama
Quote from: Green Monkeys on December 01, 2008, 10:15:56 AM
tiny penis
would you rather live in Minnesota (not the Twin Cities) or in a rural section of Alabama
Alabama, that way I could shove the Gators dominance in those hick's faces.
Would you rather belly flop on a bear trap or shoot yourself in the knee with a .45?
Quote from: Fredo on December 01, 2008, 10:26:12 AM
Alabama, that way I could shove the Gators dominance in those hick's faces.
Would you rather belly flop on a bear trap or shoot yourself in the knee with a .45?
Shoot myself
would you rather be so obese that you couldn't get up or slowly starve to death
That's a hard one since I'm already the first. giggle;
I guess I'll go with #1.
Would you rather eat shit or vomit?
Quote from: Ulala! on December 01, 2008, 11:40:03 AM
That's a hard one since I'm already the first. giggle;
I guess I'll go with #1.
Would you rather eat shit or vomit?
I would rather vomit, since you didn't say 'eat vomit'. ;)
Would you rather get lice and shave your head, getting rid of them, or shampoo them out, but live with a few (constantly)?
Quote from: Green Monkeys on November 30, 2008, 10:36:32 PM
eyesight so I wouldn't have to see your horrible grammatical mistakes anymore baddood;
would you rather be a woman in the Sudan or a jew in Iran (yay rhyming)
fux baddood;
i guess i'd be a jew
Quote from: Draco Malfoy on December 01, 2008, 12:20:57 PM
I would rather vomit, since you didn't say 'eat vomit'. ;)
Would you rather get lice and shave your head, getting rid of them, or shampoo them out, but live with a few (constantly)?
shave
i have hats.
Quote from: Draco Malfoy on December 01, 2008, 12:20:57 PM
I would rather vomit, since you didn't say 'eat vomit'. ;)
Would you rather get lice and shave your head, getting rid of them, or shampoo them out, but live with a few (constantly)?
shampoo
would you rather have to pee out a golf ball or shit out a football?
Quote from: Tom(boh) M. Riddle on December 01, 2008, 01:11:50 PM
shampoo
would you rather have to pee out a golf ball or shit out a football?
I would pee out a golf ball.
I guess it would be early training for passing kidney stones.
Would you rather be eaten by a swarm of small animals, or torn to shreds by one huge animal?
Quote from: Sidney A. Stubbs on December 02, 2008, 05:14:52 AM
I would pee out a golf ball.
I guess it would be early training for passing kidney stones.
Would you rather be eaten by a swarm of small animals, or torn to shreds by one huge animal?
A giant animal, if I wouldn't survive either.