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Title: Pick one.
Post by: CruelPleasure on November 12, 2008, 11:14:27 AM
Kill Fred Phelps anyway you want and get away scott free. Or get 250,000 dollars? I personally would kill Phelps.
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: Daddy on November 12, 2008, 11:29:07 AM
250k.

Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: Cookie on November 12, 2008, 11:33:23 AM
I'll go with $250,000 I don't even know who Fred Phelps is....
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: CruelPleasure on November 12, 2008, 11:34:45 AM
Quote from: The Cookie Monster on November 12, 2008, 11:33:23 AM
I'll go with $250,000 I don't even know who Fred Phelps is....
The pastor of the Westboro Baptist Church.
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on November 12, 2008, 12:32:58 PM
250k
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: Samus Aran on November 12, 2008, 12:37:42 PM
250k

I don't let those guys get to me, because they don't concern me much. Yeah, I realize they're assholes and I don't like their organization, but I don't dwell on it or anything.
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: CruelPleasure on November 12, 2008, 12:39:54 PM
Quote from: Kazmopolitan on November 12, 2008, 12:37:42 PM
250k

I don't let those guys get to me, because they don't concern me much. Yeah, I realize they're assholes and I don't like their organization, but I don't dwell on it or anything.
I don't know why but they just fucking bother me a lot.
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: Nyerp on November 12, 2008, 01:15:06 PM
He's evil, but he'll die, so it's OK.

GIMME $250,000!
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: Classic on November 12, 2008, 01:18:20 PM
What's the big deal about him?
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: Nyerp on November 12, 2008, 01:26:28 PM
Quote from: TylerJetterz on November 12, 2008, 01:18:20 PM
What's the big deal about him?


GOD HATES FAGS
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: Classic on November 12, 2008, 02:13:43 PM
Quote from: he on November 12, 2008, 01:26:28 PM
GOD HATES FAGS

Oh him.


I really don't care. He'll burn in "hell" for judging.
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: ME## on November 12, 2008, 02:14:35 PM
Quote from: TylerJetterz on November 12, 2008, 01:18:20 PM
What's the big deal about him?


FAGS=ANAL SEX=DEATH
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: YPrrrr on November 12, 2008, 03:26:07 PM
Why kill him? His organization is horribly crippled by the lawsuit they lost.

My dad was the prosecutor who sued them bassir;
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: Classic on November 12, 2008, 03:26:45 PM
Quote from: Flying Circus on November 12, 2008, 03:26:07 PM
Why kill him? His organization is horribly crippled by the lawsuit they lost.

My dad was the prosecutor who sued them bassir;

Why were they sued?
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: ME## on November 12, 2008, 03:28:10 PM
Quote from: Flying Circus on November 12, 2008, 03:26:07 PM
Why kill him? His organization is horribly crippled by the lawsuit they lost.

My dad was the prosecutor who sued them bassir;



What lawsuit did they loose? 
Quote from: TylerJetterz on November 12, 2008, 03:26:45 PM
Why were they sued?


Probably for hating everything that isn't what good white protestants in Kansas are supposed to be.
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: YPrrrr on November 12, 2008, 03:30:10 PM
Quote from: TylerJetterz on November 12, 2008, 03:26:45 PM
Why were they sued?
defamation, invasion of privacy, and causing emotional distress
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: Classic on November 12, 2008, 03:33:11 PM
Quote from: Flying Circus on November 12, 2008, 03:30:10 PM
defamation, invasion of privacy, and causing emotional distress

Isn't that what all churches do?
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: :atomsk: on November 12, 2008, 03:38:07 PM
Quote from: TylerJetterz on November 12, 2008, 03:33:11 PM
Isn't that what all churches do?

ya pretty much.
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: Matt™ on November 12, 2008, 03:52:53 PM
250k
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: YPrrrr on November 12, 2008, 03:53:58 PM
Quote from: TylerJetterz on November 12, 2008, 03:33:11 PM
Isn't that what all churches do?
No, now shut the fuck up doodthing;
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: Classic on November 12, 2008, 03:56:00 PM
Quote from: Flying Circus on November 12, 2008, 03:53:58 PM
No, now shut the fuck up doodthing;

No need to be grouchy good sir.
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: YPrrrr on November 12, 2008, 03:57:15 PM
Quote from: TylerJetterz on November 12, 2008, 03:56:00 PM
No need to be grouchy good sir.
Yeah, I think there is actually...
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: Classic on November 12, 2008, 03:57:34 PM
Quote from: Flying Circus on November 12, 2008, 03:57:15 PM
Yeah, I think there is actually...

What reason?
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: YPrrrr on November 12, 2008, 03:59:01 PM
Quote from: TylerJetterz on November 12, 2008, 03:57:34 PM
What reason?
Figure it out ghouldood;
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: Daddy on November 12, 2008, 04:00:09 PM
Yeah other churches only defame and cause emotional distress.  hocuspocus;
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: Skylark on November 12, 2008, 04:06:40 PM
250K
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: Selkie on November 12, 2008, 04:10:08 PM
Quote from: TylerJetterz on November 12, 2008, 03:33:11 PM
Isn't that what all churches do?


Not exactly...

Well at least not protestant churches. I consider my church a family where people can go for comfort. The exact opposite of those fucknut westborough baptist cunts.
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: Classic on November 12, 2008, 04:11:24 PM
Poor Aubrey. Sorry I upset you.

I just think religion is wrong.
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: ME## on November 12, 2008, 04:11:26 PM
Quote from: TylerJetterz on November 12, 2008, 03:33:11 PM
Isn't that what all churches do?


Not all are so exclusionist.

Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: Samus Aran on November 12, 2008, 04:12:49 PM
Quote from: TylerJetterz on November 12, 2008, 04:11:24 PM
Poor Aubrey. Sorry I upset you.

I just think religion is wrong.


How is having something to believe in wrong? It's natural human instinct.
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: Classic on November 12, 2008, 04:13:43 PM
Quote from: Kazmopolitan on November 12, 2008, 04:12:49 PM
How is having something to believe in wrong? It's natural human instinct.

It's not believing in it that's wrong.
It's just the system used.
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: Samus Aran on November 12, 2008, 04:15:14 PM
Quote from: TylerJetterz on November 12, 2008, 04:13:43 PM
It's not believing in it that's wrong.
It's just the system used.


The same can be said about society in general, then. Nothing works for everyone, so you shouldn't expect it to.

Many people relish their religions. Some live entirely for it. It's pretty obvious that it works well for millions of people.
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: YPrrrr on November 12, 2008, 04:15:28 PM
Quote from: TylerJetterz on November 12, 2008, 04:11:24 PM
Poor Aubrey. Sorry I upset you.

I just think religion is wrong.
Yeah, why don't you compare my church to the KKK next
Quote from: ME86 on November 12, 2008, 04:11:26 PM
Not all are so exclusionist.

They're not even a church, they're a cult
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: Daddy on November 12, 2008, 04:16:17 PM
Quote from: Kazmopolitan on November 12, 2008, 04:12:49 PMIt's natural human instinct.
SO IS RAPE baddood;
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: YPrrrr on November 12, 2008, 04:17:42 PM
Quote from: Kewn on November 12, 2008, 04:16:17 PM
SO IS RAPE baddood;
Can't say I've ever felt compelled to rape someone
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: Daddy on November 12, 2008, 04:18:45 PM
Quote from: Flying Circus on November 12, 2008, 04:15:28 PM
Yeah, why don't you compare my church to the KKK next
they both hate fags and wear cloth. baddood;
QuoteThey're not even a church, they're a cult
Don't all religions start as cults? baddood;
Quote from: Flying Circus on November 12, 2008, 04:17:42 PM
Can't say I've ever felt compelled to rape someone
baddood;

Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: Skylark on November 12, 2008, 04:21:29 PM
I agree with mister JMV on a point. I bet a lot of people believed the LDS Church to be a cult when they came around and now they're pretty widely excepted :)
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: YPrrrr on November 12, 2008, 04:25:26 PM
Quote from: Kewn on November 12, 2008, 04:18:45 PM
they both hate fags and wear cloth. baddood;Don't all religions start as cults? baddood; baddood;


No priest has ever said anything about gay people at my church

And most religions don't come into existance being based around a message of hate, no.

Seriously, I've never wanted to rape someone
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: ME## on November 12, 2008, 04:39:32 PM
Quote from: skylark on November 12, 2008, 04:21:29 PM
I agree with mister JMV on a point. I bet a lot of people believed the LDS Church to be a cult when they came around and now they're pretty widely excepted :)


Well expect for those crazy off shoots of the Church of Latter Day Saints.
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: Daddy on November 12, 2008, 04:45:28 PM
Quote from: Flying Circus on November 12, 2008, 04:25:26 PM
No priest has ever said anything about gay people at my church
Your pope did.  He can't be wrong. akudood;

QuoteAnd most religions don't come into existance being based around a message of hate, no.
Jesus hated hatred, thus your religion is based on the message of hatred of hate.  baddood;
Quote
Seriously, I've never wanted to rape someone

But maybe someone's wanted to rape you.  hocuspocus;
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: Nyerp on November 12, 2008, 04:47:21 PM
Quote from: ME86 on November 12, 2008, 04:39:32 PM
Well expect for those crazy off shoots of the Church of Latter Day Saints.


YES ON PROP 8
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: ME## on November 12, 2008, 04:50:20 PM
Quote from: Kewn on November 12, 2008, 04:45:28 PM
Your pope did.  He can't be wrong. akudood;


But look at all the priests. akudood;
Quote from: he on November 12, 2008, 04:47:21 PM
YES ON PROP 8


YES, LET US ENSURE THAT EVERY CHILD HAS A MOTHER AND A FATHER, WE SHOULD ALSO MAKE DIVORCE ILLEGAL TO ENSURE THIS.
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: Ezloﺕ on November 12, 2008, 04:53:24 PM
Quote from: Flying Circus on November 12, 2008, 04:25:26 PM


Seriously, I've never wanted to rape someone

yes, but for some people, it's a serious problem
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: famy on November 12, 2008, 04:56:23 PM
Quote from: Ezlo on November 12, 2008, 04:53:24 PM
yes, but for some people, it's a serious problem
also for some a certain boyagers not bathing is a serious problem

does that mean boyagers dont bathe y/y
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: YPrrrr on November 12, 2008, 04:59:32 PM
Quote from: Kewn on November 12, 2008, 04:45:28 PM
Your pope did.  He can't be wrong. akudood;

Jesus hated hatred, thus your religion is based on the message of hatred of hate.
Sure he can, papal infallibility is bullshit.

And "turn the other cheek" doesn't seem very hateful to me akudood;
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: Daddy on November 12, 2008, 05:07:04 PM
Quote from: Flying Circus on November 12, 2008, 04:59:32 PM
Sure he can, papal infallibility is bullshit.

And "turn the other cheek" doesn't seem very hateful to me akudood;
But the religion says it.  akudood;

Turn the other cheek means spread 'em for rape.  baddood;
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: YPrrrr on November 12, 2008, 05:13:13 PM
Quote from: Kewn on November 12, 2008, 05:07:04 PM
But the religion says it.  akudood;

Since 1870, yes...

The popes of the Middle Ages alone should prove such a doctrine wrong
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: Lotos on November 12, 2008, 05:20:19 PM
I'll take the money.
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on November 12, 2008, 05:50:20 PM
Quote from: Kewn on November 12, 2008, 04:18:45 PM
they both hate fags and wear cloth. baddood;

Don't all religions start as cults? baddood;

baddood;




i don't think you used  baddood; enough in this post
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: :atomsk: on November 12, 2008, 06:58:34 PM
Quote from: ME86 on November 12, 2008, 04:11:26 PM
Not all are so exclusionist.



I think for the most part all churches mean well, some just get SOO out of touch with reality it just turns people off. They lose track of what they're really doing to people.
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: Houdini on November 12, 2008, 07:12:57 PM
I'd go for the 250 grand. Hardly anyone takes Phelps seriously anymore.
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: Daddy on November 12, 2008, 07:13:28 PM
Quote from: Detonator on November 12, 2008, 05:50:20 PM
i don't think you used  baddood; enough in this post
I did.  baddood;
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: Wrench on November 12, 2008, 08:16:37 PM
I'll take the money. That is free money right there.
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: l a c e y on November 13, 2008, 06:35:06 AM
id take the money forsure.
and buy a range rover.
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: Dullahan on November 13, 2008, 06:38:00 AM
Fred Phelps is old, so I think it'd be pointless to kill him when he probably only has a while left to live.

The money for sure.
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on November 13, 2008, 06:52:53 AM
HMM WHICH DEADLY SIN WOULD I WANT TO COMMIT
WRATH OR GREED
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: Nyerp on November 13, 2008, 12:37:51 PM
Quote from: Detonator on November 13, 2008, 06:52:53 AM
HMM WHICH DEADLY SIN WOULD I WANT TO COMMIT
WRATH OR GREED


so wait doing them is actually deadly
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: Daddy on November 13, 2008, 01:09:04 PM
Quote from: he on November 13, 2008, 12:37:51 PM
so wait doing them is actually deadly
Haven't you seen Seven?
Title: Re: Pick one.
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on November 13, 2008, 01:11:50 PM
Quote from: he on November 13, 2008, 12:37:51 PM
so wait doing them is actually deadly


are you dead yet