Stupid man came up to me and asked for 5 dollars.
I told him I didn't think I had a 5.
I open my wallet to give him like 2 bucks so he'd leave me the fuck alone and a five pops up.
"HOT DAM YOU DO HAVE A FIVE YUNG UN"
So I had to give him the five...
Then, to thank me for the five, he tells me his mom is dead, let's me sniff the flower in his hand (and by "let's me sniff" I mean forces the fake flower into my face), then prays with me.
After he is finished praying, he asks for 2 more dollars.
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE YOU FUCKING CRACKHEAD.
so I give him two more dollars.
I know I know I'm an idiot whatever.
He prays for me again then asks for TWO MORE FUCKING DOLLARS.
I GIVE THE MOTHERFUCKER A TOTAL OF SEVEN BUCKS AND HE STILL WANTS MORE?
I say: "Get out of here or I'm calling the cops"
He says: "Alright thank you sir god bless you remember to wear your belt" and walks off.
ITT Homeless people
I gave a guy 30 cents in Boston. giggle;
I never give bums money.
There was a homeless guy near the pharmacy once.
They usually forage our trash and where a brown hat. :3
I was in Houston and gave a homeless man playing a saxophone $5.
Quote from: Mini Disastro on November 12, 2008, 11:44:56 AM
There was a homeless guy near the pharmacy once.
They usually forage our trash and where a brown hat. :3
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Quote from: TylerJetterz on November 12, 2008, 11:57:00 AM
I was in Houston and gave a homeless man playing a saxophone $5.
Was he any good?
Quote from: TylerJetterz on November 12, 2008, 11:57:00 AM
I was in Houston and gave a homeless man playing a saxophone $5.
At least you're paying him for something rather than just giving a hand out to a beggar
Quote from: Flying Circus on November 12, 2008, 11:58:16 AM
At least you're paying him for something rather than just giving a hand out to a beggar
Good point.
Quote from: Colonel Sanders on November 12, 2008, 11:57:28 AM
Was he any good?
Yes. Probably because he didn't have any teeth. :3
Quote from: Flying Circus on November 12, 2008, 11:58:16 AM
At least you're paying him for something rather than just giving a hand out to a beggar
There
was a beggar that came up and asked me for money. Of course he came up behind me and my friends (we were at a school band function) so he scared the hell out of us and we ran. :3
Quote from: TylerJetterz on November 12, 2008, 12:00:57 PM
Yes. Probably because he didn't have any teeth. :3
You paid for
that too? yes;
Quote from: Kewn on November 12, 2008, 12:04:50 PM
You paid for that too? yes;
Gotta try everything at least once. yes;
i gave a guy money at the Dallas bus station on my way to San Antonio this summer
i think it was like $7 or something, i'm not sure
i suspected he was lying about his luggage being lost and shit because i mean if he had money he'd keep it his wallet in his pants, not his luggage
but at the same time i was trying to get ahold of ProtectedMember32 and my mom on the phone and this guy wouldn't leave me alone so i gave him some money for food so he'd leave me alone
i've never had a homeless guy ask me for something before
and the weird thing is, 70% of the people in my neighborhood live below the poverty level
Quote from: TECTRINKET on November 12, 2008, 12:39:18 PM
i've never had a homeless guy ask me for something before
and the weird thing is, 70% of the people in my neighborhood live below the poverty level
Funny I live in the complete opposite and I always have people asking me for spare change.
I don't think I've ever met a homeless person.
I pulled into a gas station at 3AM in Richmond CA, and there's 3 crackheads there, and my friends are like, aye ask for directions.
So I get out and one of them is walking to the store, and another is right behind him, so he goes.
"Nigga stop followin me," and then he fake swings short at the other dude. And the other dude did this impressive stutter shake thing, or a little wiggle I couldn't explain it in words but then they started yellin at eachother, and I went up and was like how you get to the freeway
and they were helpful, but then came over to the car and asked the driver for a dolla.
Quote from: TECTRINKET on November 12, 2008, 12:39:18 PM
i've never had a homeless guy ask me for something before
and the weird thing is, 70% of the people in my neighborhood live below the poverty level
What town? Bayshore? Central Islip?
Quote from: Lotos on November 12, 2008, 05:14:11 PM
What town? Bayshore? Central Islip?
brentwood smithicide;
The other week I was downtown waiting for a bus and some homeless guy came up to me and asked that if I had cans in my backpack , and when I told him that I did not, he grumbled something and walked away.
I once saw a man eating out of a trash can at Ingles. He was scarfing it down too. Looked like some leftover nachos or something with cheese.
There was this guy outside of some store I went to asking for spare change who was trying to get some money for something about a mixtape he made or something, and I gave him a 5 and he gave me two copies of it.
also there was this homeless guy who would walk on the sidewalk on the side of my middle school who would tell me and my friend stories
In Chicago the homeless are the ones who protect you after dark. So I was sure to give them all something. And they did a fine job telling me where to not go.
Quote from: Clair on November 12, 2008, 05:41:19 PM
In Chicago the homeless are the ones who protect you after dark. So I was sure to give them all something. And they did a fine job telling me where to not go.
IT'S LIKE IN ZELDA WHEN YOU GIVE THE MONKEYS RUPEES AND THEY GO DON'T GO IN THAT ROOM THERE ARE MONSTERS.
I don't see too many homeless men around here.
There is always a man with no legs in Detroit that I see. I try to give him money every time. Sometimes, i will buy a mixtape from someone.
Quote from: Akiba on November 12, 2008, 05:44:05 PM
Sometimes, i will buy a mixtape from someone.
gotta help us brothas out
Quote from: Kewn on November 12, 2008, 05:42:07 PM
IT'S LIKE IN ZELDA WHEN YOU GIVE THE MONKEYS RUPEES AND THEY GO DON'T GO IN THAT ROOM THERE ARE MONSTERS.
OMG IT IS. BAD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN YOU DON'T PAY ATTENTION.
As an inhabitant of New York City, I have mastered the art of ignoring bums and homeless people.
One time my step dad let a homeless guy take a shower at our house. akudood;
Quote from: Hiro on November 12, 2008, 09:46:18 PM
One time my step dad let a homeless guy take a shower at our house. akudood;
That's very nice of him. I would be a little (understatement) disgusted at the thought of a non-kin/stranger taking a shower in my house.
Yeah my mom got pissed off about it
homeless people pee on themselves.
Quote from: Lotos on November 12, 2008, 09:32:17 PM
wry You poor thing! saddood;
get me out of here saddood;
Quote from: Hiro on November 12, 2008, 09:46:18 PM
One time my step dad let a homeless guy take a shower at our house. akudood;
ew
Quote from: Hiro on November 12, 2008, 09:46:18 PM
One time my step dad let a homeless guy take a shower at our house. akudood;
I would never do that. Thats fucking nasty.
Quote from: bojangelsrocks on November 13, 2008, 06:16:48 AM
homeless people pee on themselves.
I had a homeless guy sit beside me on the bus and he smelt so much of pee. Fuck was I happy when he got off.
Quote from: Colonel Sanders on November 17, 2008, 10:38:27 AM
I had a homeless guy sit beside me on the bus and he smelt so much of pee. Fuck was I happy when he got off.
that's brutal.
i feel sorry for you.
Quote from: Colonel Sanders on November 18, 2008, 07:25:13 AM
I know it was so nasty.
wait, how did a homless guy afford to ride the bus?
are your busses free?
cause ours cost like 2 dollars a ride.
anyways i probably would have just moved.
My dad always gives money to the homeless, then like all the other homeless in the neighborhood come up and also ask because they saw the other homeless get money.
Tip: Never open your wallet for the homeless to see whats inside.
Quote from: reefer on November 19, 2008, 09:30:26 AM
Tip: Never open your wallet for the homeless to see whats inside.
Tip: Never keep your money all in one place. Put ones in several pockets and hide the rest.
Quote from: Clair on November 19, 2008, 11:19:42 AM
Tip: Never keep your money all in one place. Put ones in several pockets and hide the rest.
I always do that.
We took a field trip to DC in eighth grade and this homeless guy told us to stay in school.
Quote from: Pyrate on November 19, 2008, 11:54:28 AM
We took a field trip to DC in eighth grade and this homeless guy told us to stay in school.
Oh the irony.
Quote from: Colonel Sanders on November 19, 2008, 11:58:00 AM
Oh the irony.
doodella;
Homeless people are not that prevalent in LA and Rancho Palos Verdes but in Downtown there are lots of bums. One time I went downtown to run some errands and this bum came up to me and said
"Hi son, spare some change"
and I replied "lolwut [sic]"
and he looked at me all weird and muttered, "stupid 4chan kid" and walked away.
It left me wondering the rest of the day how he knew about 4chan. O_0
Quote from: Pyrate on November 19, 2008, 11:54:28 AM
We took a field trip to DC in eighth grade and this homeless guy told us to stay in school.
lol!
that is really funny.
did you say anything back to him!?
Quote from: bojangelsrocks on November 20, 2008, 06:09:12 AM
lol!
that is really funny.
did you say anything back to him!?
No, he said it to a different kid in my class.
Quote from: Pyrate on November 20, 2008, 06:47:06 AM
No, he said it to a different kid in my class.
ah too bad.
that could have turned into an interesting conversation!