Poll
Question:
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Option 1: 1
votes: 1
Option 2: 2
votes: 6
1. have sex with the parent you'd least like to have sex with
2. retrieve a diving ring from a 20-foot pool of pure shit
If the pool was pure shit, it'd probably be easy to get the diving ring considering it'd just sit on top of the shit. Of course, there's the matter of trying to get it without sinking to the bottom of the shit considering it'd be extremely difficult to get back out without suffocating.
If it was water and shit then I can understand your reasoning here.
Both of these are somebody's fetishes, which kind of ruins the whole question.
Quote from: Pqqu on October 04, 2008, 04:21:29 PM
Both of these are somebody's fetishes, which kind of ruins the whole question.
hint
[spoiler]they're both snorkel's fetishes[/spoiler]
Quote from: ThunderKaz on October 04, 2008, 04:20:25 PM
If the pool was pure shit, it'd probably be easy to get the diving ring considering it'd just sit on top of the shit. Of course, there's the matter of trying to get it without sinking to the bottom of the shit considering it'd be extremely difficult to get back out without suffocating.
If it was water and shit then I can understand your reasoning here.
no, the ring is anchored to the bottom of the shit pool.
Quote from: russell on October 04, 2008, 04:23:25 PM
no, the ring is anchored to the bottom of the shit pool.
then how the fuck do you get out without suffocating
shit is thick and you can't exactly "swim" in it
If the shit was diarrhea then I'd be fine and it would be quite easy, but you said shit and there is a distinct difference. Still, gay sex disturbs me, so the shit pool it is.
i'm pretty sure the shit pool would pretty much kill you
that was hard
The first choice would mean crossing the line of incest, homosexuality, and necrophilia, so I'd probably have to go with the second choice.
To be completely serious, though, I'd probably choke on my own vomit and die before I even got to the ring.
I'm pretty sure I would rather die.
Even if it was the lamest death ever.
I'd take the shit pool.
I'd take neither
Quote from: Almighty Wyld Wrath on October 04, 2008, 09:19:36 PM
I'm pretty sure I would rather die.
Even if it was the lamest death ever.
Same here, especially after reading:
Quote from: russell on October 04, 2008, 04:23:25 PM
no, the ring is anchored to the bottom of the shit pool.
These questions are so stupid. All they do is gross people out. They don't actually reveal anything insightful into anyone's nature.
How would you find a ring in shit?