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Title: You have one bucket that holds three gallons.
Post by: Hiro on October 01, 2008, 10:31:56 PM
You have another bucket that holds two gallons. How many buckets do you have?
Title: Re: You have one bucket that holds three gallons.
Post by: Knig on October 01, 2008, 10:35:07 PM
Quote from: (Hiro3) on October 01, 2008, 10:31:56 PM
You have another bucket that holds two gallons. How many buckets do you have?


2

end of story
Title: Re: You have one bucket that holds three gallons.
Post by: Samus Aran on October 01, 2008, 11:09:01 PM
Two buckets.

This is retarded. Who would fall for this?  doodthing;
Title: Re: You have one bucket that holds three gallons.
Post by: Hiro on October 01, 2008, 11:11:15 PM
Fine O Mighty Kaz, give me another riddle then.
Title: Re: You have one bucket that holds three gallons.
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on October 02, 2008, 05:08:49 AM
I got a riddle

You have a rooster and your friend has donkey. They are both violent and fight all the time. In one of these fights, your friend's donkey bites off your roosters claws.

What do you have?
Title: Re: You have one bucket that holds three gallons.
Post by: guff on October 02, 2008, 05:49:54 AM
ask him to bring you to his village
Title: Re: You have one bucket that holds three gallons.
Post by: Almighty Wyld Wrath on October 02, 2008, 05:54:05 AM
Quote from: ThunderKaz on October 01, 2008, 11:09:01 PM
Two buckets.

This is retarded. Who would fall for this?  doodthing;


I don't get it.

What was supposed to be the wrong answer?

I mean what was it supposed to trick me into thinking?
Title: Re: You have one bucket that holds three gallons.
Post by: FAMY2 on October 02, 2008, 06:00:39 AM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on October 02, 2008, 05:49:54 AM
ask him to bring you to his village


Is this in reference to the village idiot?   O_0
Title: Re: You have one bucket that holds three gallons.
Post by: Daddy on October 02, 2008, 06:49:14 AM
Quote from: Joe's Smiling Revenge on October 02, 2008, 05:08:49 AM
I got a riddle

You have a rooster and your friend has donkey. They are both violent and fight all the time. In one of these fights, your friend's donkey bites off your roosters claws.

What do you have?
circumcision
Title: Re: You have one bucket that holds three gallons.
Post by: Samus Aran on October 02, 2008, 11:28:56 AM
Quote from: Joe's Smiling Revenge on October 02, 2008, 05:08:49 AM
I got a riddle

You have a rooster and your friend has donkey. They are both violent and fight all the time. In one of these fights, your friend's donkey bites off your roosters claws.

What do you have?


Uh, a...sitter? Layer? I think the joke is that it's a rooster but it can't roost without its feet. But I don't really know what you'd call it if it couldn't roost.
Title: Re: You have one bucket that holds three gallons.
Post by: Daddy on October 02, 2008, 11:31:42 AM
Quote from: ThunderKaz on October 02, 2008, 11:28:56 AM
Uh, a...sitter? Layer? I think the joke is that it's a rooster but it can't roost without its feet. But I don't really know what you'd call it if it couldn't roost.

i thought it had to do with asses and cocks
Title: Re: You have one bucket that holds three gallons.
Post by: Nyerp on October 02, 2008, 12:46:49 PM
Quote from: Khadafi on October 02, 2008, 11:31:42 AM
i thought it had to do with asses and cocks


yeah
Title: Re: You have one bucket that holds three gallons.
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on October 02, 2008, 12:49:13 PM
I HAD FOUR CRACKERS, AND THEN I ATE ONE, THEN I ONLY HAD THREE
Title: Re: You have one bucket that holds three gallons.
Post by: Samus Aran on October 02, 2008, 01:16:00 PM
Quote from: Khadafi on October 02, 2008, 11:31:42 AM
i thought it had to do with asses and cocks


Sounds too easy and predictable to me. I like my answer more.
Title: Re: You have one bucket that holds three gallons.
Post by: YPrrrr on October 02, 2008, 01:17:37 PM
You have 10 quarters and take 4 away, how many quarters are you left with?
Title: Re: You have one bucket that holds three gallons.
Post by: Nyerp on October 02, 2008, 01:18:04 PM
Quote from: Flying Circus on October 02, 2008, 01:17:37 PM
You have 10 quarters and take 4 away, how many quarters are you left with?


10
Title: Re: You have one bucket that holds three gallons.
Post by: Samus Aran on October 02, 2008, 01:18:54 PM
Quote from: Flying Circus on October 02, 2008, 01:17:37 PM
You have 10 quarters and take 4 away, how many quarters are you left with?


10 still, considering you're the one who took your own 4 away so you probably just have those 4 in your other hand
Title: Re: You have one bucket that holds three gallons.
Post by: YPrrrr on October 02, 2008, 01:20:31 PM
Quote from: ThunderKaz on October 02, 2008, 01:18:54 PM
10 still, considering you're the one who took your own 4 away so you probably just have those 4 in your other hand

You clever bastard :|
Title: Re: You have one bucket that holds three gallons.
Post by: Nyerp on October 02, 2008, 01:21:09 PM
Quote from: Flying Circus on October 02, 2008, 01:20:31 PM
You clever bastard :|


uh i answered first
Title: Re: You have one bucket that holds three gallons.
Post by: Daddy on October 02, 2008, 01:21:22 PM
you have no quarters left because you had to give them up to bailout the banks.
Title: Re: You have one bucket that holds three gallons.
Post by: Samus Aran on October 02, 2008, 01:21:47 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on October 02, 2008, 01:21:09 PM
uh ii answered first


nobody gives a shiit
Title: Re: You have one bucket that holds three gallons.
Post by: Nyerp on October 02, 2008, 01:23:18 PM
Quote from: ThunderKaz on October 02, 2008, 01:21:47 PM
nobody gives a shiit


fuck you douchebag

what's your fucking problem

you get all the recognition
Title: Re: You have one bucket that holds three gallons.
Post by: YPrrrr on October 02, 2008, 01:29:23 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on October 02, 2008, 01:21:09 PM
uh i answered first
Fuck, the the first new post that came up was Kaz's, sorry :(

Forgive me Nyerp
Title: Re: You have one bucket that holds three gallons.
Post by: Nyerp on October 02, 2008, 01:30:10 PM
Quote from: Flying Circus on October 02, 2008, 01:29:23 PM
Fuck, the the first new post that came up was Kaz's, sorry :(

Forgive me Nyerp


it's no big :D
Title: Re: You have one bucket that holds three gallons.
Post by: The spy who loves you on October 02, 2008, 01:38:06 PM
Quote from: ThunderKaz on October 02, 2008, 01:21:47 PM
nobody gives a shiit
speak for yourself
Title: Re: You have one bucket that holds three gallons.
Post by: Samus Aran on October 02, 2008, 01:39:05 PM
Quote from: Cam on October 02, 2008, 01:38:06 PM
speak for yourself


i think you missed the point

i was just making fun of nyerp spelling "i" as "ii"
Title: Re: You have one bucket that holds three gallons.
Post by: The spy who loves you on October 02, 2008, 01:41:13 PM
Quote from: ThunderKaz on October 02, 2008, 01:39:05 PM
i think you missed the point

i was just making fun of nyerp spelling "i" as "ii"
oh i see

well carry on kyle
Title: Re: You have one bucket that holds three gallons.
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on October 02, 2008, 02:18:27 PM
Quote from: ThunderKaz on October 02, 2008, 01:16:00 PM
Sounds too easy and predictable to me. I like my answer more.
2 feet of your cock in his ass
Title: Re: You have one bucket that holds three gallons.
Post by: Nyerp on October 02, 2008, 03:05:21 PM
Quote from: Glass, Concrete, and Stone on October 02, 2008, 02:18:27 PM
2 feet of your cock in his ass


oh my god i love you
Title: Re: You have one bucket that holds three gallons.
Post by: Hiro on October 02, 2008, 03:45:43 PM
Quote from: Glass, Concrete, and Stone on October 02, 2008, 02:18:27 PM
2 feet of your cock in his ass
Quote from: Nyerp on October 02, 2008, 03:05:21 PM
oh my god i love you
Yeah that was pretty funny  doodella;
Title: Re: You have one bucket that holds three gallons.
Post by: Hiro on October 02, 2008, 03:48:07 PM
Quote from: Maggie and the Ferocious Beast on October 02, 2008, 12:49:13 PM
I HAD FOUR CRACKERS, AND THEN I ATE ONE, THEN I ONLY HAD THREE
OH GOD WHAT IS THAT FROM?!?!?
Title: Re: You have one bucket that holds three gallons.
Post by: laskfn on October 02, 2008, 03:49:17 PM
Quote from: Maggie and the Ferocious Beast on October 02, 2008, 12:49:13 PM
I HAD FOUR CRACKERS, AND THEN I ATE ONE, THEN I ONLY HAD THREE


it's biscuits and spongebob
Title: Re: You have one bucket that holds three gallons.
Post by: Hiro on October 02, 2008, 03:50:22 PM
Quote from: LJTL on October 02, 2008, 03:49:17 PM
it's biscuits and spongebob
oh yeah

That was one of the best Spongebob moments
Title: Re: You have one bucket that holds three gallons.
Post by: The Speaker Of Words on October 02, 2008, 04:56:12 PM
Quote from: Maggie and the Ferocious Beast on October 02, 2008, 12:49:13 PM
I HAD FOUR CRACKERS, AND THEN I ATE ONE, THEN I ONLY HAD THREE

WHERE IS THIS FROM
Title: Re: You have one bucket that holds three gallons.
Post by: Beta on October 02, 2008, 05:07:12 PM
I am the village idiot?  doodthing;
Title: Re: You have one bucket that holds three gallons.
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on October 02, 2008, 05:38:42 PM
Quote from: LJTL on October 02, 2008, 03:49:17 PM
it's biscuits and spongebob


DAMN IT TYLER madood;
Title: Re: You have one bucket that holds three gallons.
Post by: Samus Aran on October 02, 2008, 09:55:40 PM
Quote from: Glass, Concrete, and Stone on October 02, 2008, 02:18:27 PM
2 feet of your cock in his ass


oh god i lol'd

good show
Title: Re: You have one bucket that holds three gallons.
Post by: Almighty Wyld Wrath on October 04, 2008, 09:02:09 PM
Quote from: H   i   r   o on October 02, 2008, 03:50:22 PM
oh yeah

That was one of the best Spongebob moments


I love the line immediately following it:

"It does me heart good to see a child wandering around at night unsupervised."