Poll
Question:
How many kids would you like to have?
Option 1: None
votes: 4
Option 2: 1
votes: 2
Option 3: 2
votes: 7
Option 4: 3
votes: 2
Option 5: 4
votes: 3
Option 6: 5
votes: 0
Option 7: 6+
votes: 2
And what would you like their names to be?
I only want two. This way, while I'm not decreasing the population of the next generation, I'm not increasing it, either. Plus, it'll keep costs relatively low. baddood;
If I have a son, I think the name Thomas would be perfect. I have no idea what I'd name a girl, though. befuddlement
Two or three.
I really don't like children to begin with, but I guess it doesn't matter, so zero.
None
they seem annoying
One or two. I'm not sure of names though.
Two or three would be preferable.
At least one of each gender. One of the girls needs to be named Michelle.
No.
Quote from: Khadafi on September 28, 2008, 11:15:00 AM
why momma tyler
James, Mommy has a confession to make.
I'm not a momma. :(
Quote from: Mr. Bitch (Classic) on September 28, 2008, 11:16:07 AM
James, Mommy has a confession to make.
I'm not a momma. :(
I KNU IT >.<
one if anything
i cant even imagine halving a girlfriend anyway
Two. Nathanial and SuperFly.
I couldn't be bothered with three or more, I don't want an only child because he/she will grow up a freak.
None, I have better things to do than slog away at a job forever to support them or listen to their whining.
In short, I do not want to have my parents' fate.
I'm required by Catholic canon to have at least 8
Quote from: Flying Circus on September 28, 2008, 11:49:48 AM
I'm required by Catholic canon to have at least 8
what are you going to name all of them?
Quote from: ME86 on September 28, 2008, 11:53:32 AM
what are you going to name all of them?
Joseph
Mary
Christopher
Paul
Anne
Theresa
John
Andrew
four, two of each gender
i want twins :(
if they were boys i would name them matthew mark and luke john cjlubdoods;
but only if they were twins baddood;
Quote from: Flying Circus on September 28, 2008, 11:58:38 AM
Joseph
Mary
Christopher
Paul
Anne
Theresa
John
Andrew
Elizabeth>Anne
Quote from: Maggie and the Ferocious Beast on September 28, 2008, 11:58:50 AM
if they were boys i would name them matthew mark and luke john
Why do people seem to have hatred for their kids? Biblical names are fine, but not when you try and make them extra-Biblical.
Though in fairness I probably wouldn't catch on to the theme, unless they were twins. If you did that to twins you're extremely mean.
Would anyone here seriously have over six? befuddlement
Quote from: TECTRON on September 28, 2008, 12:09:41 PM
Would anyone here seriously have over six? befuddlement
Why would anyone want over three? Well this reminds me, some girl in my French class said she wants eight. goonish
Quote from: TECTRON on September 28, 2008, 12:09:41 PM
Would anyone here seriously have over six? befuddlement
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He had loads of grand-children too.
Quote from: rostilfc on September 28, 2008, 12:14:22 PM
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He had loads of grand-children too.
FIXED
Quote from: rostilfc on September 28, 2008, 12:03:59 PM
Why do people seem to have hatred for their kids? Biblical names are fine, but not when you try and make them extra-Biblical.
Though in fairness I probably wouldn't catch on to the theme, unless they were twins. If you did that to twins you're extremely mean.
wat
Quote from: ME86 on September 28, 2008, 12:13:49 PM
Why would anyone want over three? Well this reminds me, some girl in my French class said she wants eight. goonish
agreed befuddlement
Quote from: rostilfc on September 28, 2008, 12:03:59 PM
Why do people seem to have hatred for their kids? Biblical names are fine, but not when you try and make them extra-Biblical.
Though in fairness I probably wouldn't catch on to the theme, unless they were twins. If you did that to twins you're extremely mean.
Why do people name their kids anything? At least Biblical names are better than ones like ESPN
Quote from: Flying Circus on September 28, 2008, 12:23:58 PM
Why do people name their kids anything? At least Biblical names are better than ones like ESPN
I like people who have simple, normal names for their kids, and don't try and be clever or "original".
But to have twins and name them after the four canonical gospels... they're just going to get ripped once someone notices the link.
Quote from: rostilfc on September 28, 2008, 12:26:17 PM
I like people who have simple, normal names for their kids, and don't try and be clever or "original".
But to have twins and name them after the four canonical gospels... they're just going to get ripped once someone notices the link.
Better than being named Preston or Rutherford or something like that
Best names for male twins: Castor and Pollux.
THE POWER OF GOD
Anyway, I don't know, it's not really in my priorities right now. I guess I'd like to have one or two eventually, I find the idea of it kind of touching.
Quote from: rostilfc on September 28, 2008, 12:26:17 PM
I like people who have simple, normal names for their kids, and don't try and be clever or "original".
But to have twins and name them after the four canonical gospels... they're just going to get ripped once someone notices the link.
what the fuck are you talking about
how much making fun of someone can you do
"OMFG LOL UR NAEM IS AFTER PPL IN DA BIBLE ROFL"
like yeah, you sound really cool doing that :0
I'm naming my son Jericho.
Quote from: Maggie and the Ferocious Beast on September 28, 2008, 12:42:19 PM
what the fuck are you talking about
how much making fun of someone can you do
"OMFG LOL UR NAEM IS AFTER PPL IN DA BIBLE ROFL"
like yeah, you sound really cool doing that :0
Except to name a kid "Matthew Mark" and his twin "Luke John" there's obviously a bit more than that. Kids could get mocked for having crazy parents obsessed with religion.
Quote from: rostilfc on September 28, 2008, 01:50:48 PM
Except to name a kid "Matthew Mark" and his twin "Luke John" there's obviously a bit more than that. Kids could get mocked for having crazy parents obsessed with religion.
i don't know about you, but only my friends know my middle name, not my entire school
and again, what exactly would you say to them :0
Planning on having a daughter and will name her Hayden Ann.
Quote from: Wrench on September 28, 2008, 07:10:51 PM
Planning on having a daughter and will name her Hayden Ann.
That's like planning on a coin landing heads down. baddood;
WHAT IF IT'S A BOY
Probably two. I hate kids as it is but for some reason I definitely want kids when I'm married. baddood;
4 at the most.
One or two at the most, no way in hell I would ever have three or more.
Quote from: TECTRON on September 28, 2008, 07:12:30 PM
That's like planning on a coin landing heads down. baddood;
WHAT IF IT'S A BOY
Put it in a bag with some rocks and throw it in a river, then have another go.
It's what some people in China do when they want boys and get girls. Not even shitting.
Quote from: TECTRON on September 28, 2008, 07:12:30 PM
That's like planning on a coin landing heads down. baddood;
WHAT IF IT'S A BOY
Next great Bills player
I want two to three.
I want a boy and a girl, and the third one can be whichever. giggle;
I want 4 childrens.
At least 2 girls, one guy. Any other combos work.
I would name the boy Olof.