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Title: How the fuck do you ride a bike?
Post by: Nyerp on September 24, 2008, 05:20:44 PM
I mean srsly, it's like fucking impossible.

I've been trying hard, but to no avail.

Can't get balanced, can't keep myself straightened, can't get positioned in the seat, can't get my feet up fast enough to pedal, can't keep my feet on the pedals, can't push off...

And then I stop early because I'm scared.

:(
Title: Re: How the fuck do you ride a bike?
Post by: Classic on September 24, 2008, 05:21:16 PM
I dunno...I just got on it and vrooooooom'd.
Title: Re: How the fuck do you ride a bike?
Post by: The spy who loves you on September 24, 2008, 05:22:01 PM
have you tried pedaling forward
Title: Re: How the fuck do you ride a bike?
Post by: russell on September 24, 2008, 05:22:59 PM
I'm pretty sure it just kind of came naturally


Title: Re: How the fuck do you ride a bike?
Post by: Samus Aran on September 24, 2008, 05:23:04 PM
Uh, I don't really know how to tell someone how to ride...I just know how to do it and I have for a long time.
Title: Re: How the fuck do you ride a bike?
Post by: Nyerp on September 24, 2008, 05:23:24 PM
Quote from: They Call Me Classic on September 24, 2008, 05:21:16 PM
I dunno...I just got on it and vrooooooom'd.


how do you vroooooooom a bike

Quote from: Cam on September 24, 2008, 05:22:01 PM
have you tried pedaling forward


no i'm practicing with backwards first
Title: Re: How the fuck do you ride a bike?
Post by: Skylark on September 24, 2008, 05:24:14 PM
If I could I'd probably try my best to teach you but I just can't do it through words.
Title: Re: How the fuck do you ride a bike?
Post by: Feynman on September 24, 2008, 05:26:36 PM
I learned by myself and mastered it fairly quickly. And I love it, however, I haven't ridden a bike literally in years.
Title: Re: How the fuck do you ride a bike?
Post by: Daddy on September 24, 2008, 05:30:48 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUGfav_RX7Q&feature=related[/youtube]

do that with a bike
Title: Re: How the fuck do you ride a bike?
Post by: Samus Aran on September 24, 2008, 05:32:37 PM
Quote from: Khadafi on September 24, 2008, 05:30:48 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUGfav_RX7Q&feature=related[/youtube]

do that with a bike


and soon you'll be walkin' out the dooooooooorrrrr
Title: Re: How the fuck do you ride a bike?
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on September 24, 2008, 05:37:08 PM
can you fit on the bike  doodthing;
Title: Re: How the fuck do you ride a bike?
Post by: Classic on September 24, 2008, 05:37:31 PM
James, you're adorable. giggle;
Title: Re: How the fuck do you ride a bike?
Post by: Nyerp on September 24, 2008, 05:41:58 PM
Quote from: Maggie and the Ferocious Beast on September 24, 2008, 05:37:08 PM
can you fit on the bike  doodthing;


um i dunno i didn't actually get on it or anything doodthing;
Title: Re: How the fuck do you ride a bike?
Post by: FAMY2 on September 24, 2008, 05:46:12 PM
  Try an exercise bike first. You won't have to worry about falling over. baddood;
Title: Re: How the fuck do you ride a bike?
Post by: famy on September 24, 2008, 05:47:20 PM
try to not be gay
Title: Re: How the fuck do you ride a bike?
Post by: Nyerp on September 24, 2008, 05:48:50 PM
Quote from: Clair on September 24, 2008, 05:46:12 PM
  Try an exercise bike first. You won't have to worry about falling over. baddood;


uh that doesn't help

like at all doodthing;

also my exercise bike has straps myface;

Quote from: FAMY on September 24, 2008, 05:47:20 PM
try to not be gay


I THINK I LIKE GIRLS I THINK I LIKE GIRLS I THINK I LIKE GIRLS
Title: Re: How the fuck do you ride a bike?
Post by: ME## on September 24, 2008, 05:56:23 PM
I can't remember really how I got the hang of riding a bike, I know it took awhile though, I either kept loosing my balance or running into things.


Quote from: Nyerp@#%^&* on September 24, 2008, 05:48:50 PM
I THINK I LIKE GIRLS I THINK I LIKE GIRLS I THINK I LIKE GIRLS


clearly you're not thinking of it enough
Title: Re: How the fuck do you ride a bike?
Post by: YPrrrr on September 24, 2008, 06:14:11 PM
I have no idea, I suck at it too
Title: Re: How the fuck do you ride a bike?
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on September 24, 2008, 06:21:08 PM
Quote from: Khadafi on September 24, 2008, 05:30:48 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUGfav_RX7Q&feature=related[/youtube]

do that with a bike
This song is so catchy it isn't even funny. giggle;
Title: Re: How the fuck do you ride a bike?
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on September 24, 2008, 06:24:25 PM
Also, I learned by riding down a small hill in the backyard of my old house. I'd go up the hill, roll down, go up again and do the same thing until I got the hang of it. baddood;
Title: Re: How the fuck do you ride a bike?
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on September 24, 2008, 06:25:40 PM
i remember i ran right into a mailbox once
like when i was small
and my head was mailbox height
and i fell off and scraped everything luls
AND THEN I CRIED AND MY NEIGHBOR GAVE ME REALLY COOL ANIMAL TAT BANDAIDS  powerofone;
Title: Re: How the fuck do you ride a bike?
Post by: Squirtlejazz on September 24, 2008, 07:21:44 PM
You need someone to push you and give you some momentum.
I learned to ride on fucking rocks and so did my sister. Now we can ride anything.
Title: Re: How the fuck do you ride a bike?
Post by: Paul on September 24, 2008, 07:22:57 PM
push the pedal to the medal.
Title: Re: How the fuck do you ride a bike?
Post by: Knig on September 24, 2008, 07:33:06 PM
Get a set of training wheels. It's better than rolling down a hill on a suicide mission. I dislike (read:hate) it when people say going down a hill teaches you how to ride a bike. It's like some twisted joke.

Training wheels give you a sense of how to balance yourself when riding and turning. Ride long enough with training wheels and you'll get enough control to go without.
Title: Re: How the fuck do you ride a bike?
Post by: Daphnia on September 24, 2008, 07:47:36 PM
It' hard for anyone to balance if you're only moving at two or three miles an hour.

Go faster. At least jogging speed. And if you start leaning to one side, turn the wheel in that direction.


Just wear a helmet and pads so you won't be afraid to fall. Thinking won't help.
Title: Re: How the fuck do you ride a bike?
Post by: Nyerp on September 25, 2008, 04:25:07 AM
Quote from: Rycerz on September 24, 2008, 07:33:06 PM
Get a set of training wheels. It's better than rolling down a hill on a suicide mission. I dislike (read:hate) it when people say going down a hill teaches you how to ride a bike. It's like some twisted joke.

Training wheels give you a sense of how to balance yourself when riding and turning. Ride long enough with training wheels and you'll get enough control to go without.


you think there are training wheels for my size? doodthing;
Title: Re: How the fuck do you ride a bike?
Post by: Knig on September 25, 2008, 09:42:11 AM
Quote from: Nyerp@#%^&* on September 25, 2008, 04:25:07 AM
you think there are training wheels for my size? doodthing;


Yeah, I've seen a large pair in Sears.

You could also try the internet.
Title: Re: How the fuck do you ride a bike?
Post by: Selkie on September 25, 2008, 12:09:18 PM
Dont think too hard and steer 99% with your body. Don't turn the steering wheel much at all.
Title: Re: How the fuck do you ride a bike?
Post by: YPrrrr on September 25, 2008, 01:14:03 PM
Quote from: Selkie224 on September 25, 2008, 12:09:18 PM
Dont think too hard and steer 99% with your body. Don't turn the steering wheel much at all.
Most bikes don't have steering wheels
Title: Re: How the fuck do you ride a bike?
Post by: Pele on September 25, 2008, 02:52:30 PM
Quote from: Nyerp@#%^&* on September 25, 2008, 04:25:07 AM
you think there are training wheels for my size? doodthing;
(Read: morbidly obese)
Title: Re: How the fuck do you ride a bike?
Post by: Walter on September 25, 2008, 03:50:59 PM
Seriously? O_O

I thought everyone knew how to ride a bike. D: Im not sure how to explain it to be honest... You just sit on it, keeping your feet on the ground at first... then put one foot on the pedal... push down, thus moving you forward... then you lift your other foot up and pedal with the other leg... and you just keep pedaling. Dont lean side to side, just stay in your center of gravity. After you get the hang of that, learn to turn.
Title: Re: How the fuck do you ride a bike?
Post by: Gotcha on September 25, 2008, 03:56:31 PM
um you just get on it and peddle

Pedal fast so the momentum keeps you balanced
Title: Re: How the fuck do you ride a bike?
Post by: Nyerp on September 25, 2008, 07:19:37 PM
Quote from: Majik Most on September 25, 2008, 02:52:30 PM
(Read: morbidly obese)


you're a fucking idiot

what the hell does my weight have to do with the size of the bike? doodthing;
Title: Re: How the fuck do you ride a bike?
Post by: The artist formally known on September 25, 2008, 07:31:04 PM
Riding a bike is all about trust, thats all it is.
Title: Re: How the fuck do you ride a bike?
Post by: YPrrrr on September 26, 2008, 03:04:29 PM
Quote from: reefer on September 25, 2008, 07:31:04 PM
Riding a bike is all about trust, thats all it is.
Oh so that's why I suck at it
Title: Re: How the fuck do you ride a bike?
Post by: Beta on September 27, 2008, 12:39:24 PM
Nyerp, since I know how it feels to suck at something(pulling out) I've uploaded this video for you to properly learn how to ride away into the sunset on your bike.



[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPfR_VjVcZ8[/youtube]
Title: Re: How the fuck do you ride a bike?
Post by: laskfn on September 27, 2008, 02:37:15 PM
im fat and i can ride a bike! ya me!

ummm, make sure that you have the seat low to the ground because if it's too high up it makes you feel weird, make it low enough so that you can sit on it and your feet can fully touch the ground (not just your tippy toes). start by doing a waddle type thing where you like walk/waddle with your bike and eventually start by pushing with your feet on the ground and then leave  your feet in the air (while sitting on the seat of course). even if you start to lean or fall over, your feet will catch you =]eventually you can start to use the pedals (if its a 7 speed bike put it around like 3 or 4 because one is too light and 7 is too much so you'd fall anyways). you'll get it eventually, and if you're really desperate ask someone to help or spot you.


BUT NEVER EVER EVER shake your head and close your eyes while riding your bike BAD THINGS HAPPEN!
Title: Re: How the fuck do you ride a bike?
Post by: Nyerp on September 27, 2008, 04:57:06 PM
yeah jtljjltl, my dad's told me to do the waddle/no pedals stuff

i still can't seem to get my balance

maybe i need to practice more
Title: Re: How the fuck do you ride a bike?
Post by: laskfn on September 27, 2008, 05:05:45 PM
im thinking so

like try making it so that the bike doesnt lean too far to one side, not everyone can just sit on a bike and balance, thats why you have to move while you're on the bike to keep from falling over. maybe put yourself on a SMALL incline like your driveway or something and gently let yourself roll down it while using your feet for balance.
Title: Re: How the fuck do you ride a bike?
Post by: Beta on September 29, 2008, 03:11:52 AM
Did you ever learn to ride a bike,fatfuck?
Title: Re: How the fuck do you ride a bike?
Post by: Classic on September 29, 2008, 10:12:52 AM
Quote from: Rhyme on September 29, 2008, 03:11:52 AM
Did you ever learn to ride a bike,fatfuck?

You need to shut the fuck up.
Title: Re: How the fuck do you ride a bike?
Post by: Thyme on September 29, 2008, 10:30:25 AM
um ya so i see somewhat of a discussion about bikes and fat people

There is a correlation. When you're fat, most saddles will hurt like a bitch. I speak from experience. :(

Come to think of it, I haven't tried riding a bike since those days. befuddlement
Title: Re: How the fuck do you ride a bike?
Post by: Nyerp on September 29, 2008, 12:37:17 PM
Quote from: Thyme on September 29, 2008, 10:30:25 AM
um ya so i see somewhat of a discussion about bikes and fat people

There is a correlation. When you're fat, most saddles will hurt like a bitch. I speak from experience. :(

Come to think of it, I haven't tried riding a bike since those days. befuddlement


...yes. It aches. wry
Title: Re: How the fuck do you ride a bike?
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on September 29, 2008, 12:49:40 PM
Quote from: LJTL on September 27, 2008, 02:37:15 PM
make it low enough so that you can sit on it and your feet can fully touch the ground (not just your tippy toes).


only my tippy toes touch the ground  baddood;

you're supposed to set it at where the top of your hip is, so your knees don't hurt like fuck when you pedal