I was diagnosed with osteoporosis surprisingly at age 13. 13. My doctors said I had a T score of ~-4. Then, I found out what the T score meant, they compared me to a thirty year old. They didn't compare my bone mass to someone my age. The only problem I have is ~80Ã,º kyphosis. But no one seems to notice it.
DISCUSS MEDICAL CRISES
My dick itched for a few days once.
Other than being underweight my physical health is fine. baddood;
Somehow I'd say it's better than a lot of other peoples' too.
I don't eat much.
I need to eat.
So I can do crazy things like heavy machines man.
I have extra ribs. :(
Quote from: Clair on July 30, 2008, 11:23:31 AM
I have extra ribs. :(
mmmm... spare ribs, my favorite
my brother had seizure and almost died last night
and i have diabeetus
[spoiler]jk
about the diabetes part[/spoiler]
Quote from: Flying Circus on July 30, 2008, 11:26:16 AM
mmmm... spare ribs, my favorite
Good at tailgating parties. O_0
While being overweight my doctor says I have better blood pressure and heart rates than most people that are in shape. befuddlement
Oh---medical crisis?
I'm overweight.
Quote from: Clair on July 30, 2008, 11:36:59 AM
Good at tailgating parties. O_0
I'll bring the grill, you bring the ribs powerofone;
i went to the hospital and they stuck a thingy in my wee-wee
Quote from: Commodore Guff on July 30, 2008, 11:44:21 AM
i went to the hospital and they stuck a thingy in my wee-wee
lmao. Never expected to hear that from you.
@ YPR. OK Michigan Ohio game. baddood;
Quote from: Clair on July 30, 2008, 11:46:25 AM
lmao. Never expected to hear that from you.
well it's not like i went to the hospital just to get a catheter but that's what happened while i was there :(
Actually, I don't know if this counts.
When I was a freshman in high school I got a really bad case of bronchitis. Ever since that I've lost the ability to yell for more than a few seconds. doodthing;
Quote from: Clair on July 30, 2008, 11:46:25 AM
lmao. Never expected to hear that from you.
@ YPR. OK Michigan Ohio game. baddood;
Done. baddood;
I'm never going to be able to convert into a Wisconsin fan :(
Well, besides being fat, I really don't think I have any.
Quote from: JMV on July 30, 2008, 11:52:05 AM
Actually, I don't know if this counts.
When I was a freshman in high school I got a really bad case of bronchitis. Ever since that I've lost the ability to yell for more than a few seconds. doodthing;
that sucks
As for medical issues, I have asthma, but it hasn't really been severe since I was a kid.
I also had Croup as a toddler, which was really nasty
Poor Aubrey. :(
You'd think I'd have aids but I don't.
I had pneumonia once in 6th grade. I was out of school for two weeks. befuddlement
Quote from: Commodore Guff on July 30, 2008, 11:48:36 AM
well it's not like i went to the hospital just to get a catheter but that's what happened while i was there :(
Poor you. I bet some here would love to have that done. coughlawlzcough O_0
eczema as a kid
meant i itched all the time but it's pretty much gone now. and of course allergic to everything, im allergic to chicken. i can't eat it without dying.
Quote from: Commodore Guff on July 30, 2008, 11:44:21 AM
i went to the hospital and they stuck a thingy in my wee-wee
that is the worst thing ever
I fell of the monkey bars when I was like ten and landed on my ass. It hurt so much, I could only slump over and suffer. I was by myself too and thought I'd never be able to walk again.
Quote from: reefer on July 30, 2008, 02:30:04 PM
and of course allergic to everything, im allergic to chicken. i can't eat it without dying.
lol that sucks
i have an extra tooth
super srs
I am healthies, yay.
For a few weeks when I was a baby, I had to eat and sleep upside down because if I was ever right-side up I'd vomit incessantly.
I think when I got to be about 5 or 6 or so I somehow acquired tuberculosis. I really didn't even know I was sick but I was disgustingly underweight because of it and could've died.
also my one uncle had a heat stroke a few decades back and has had seizures ever since. not long after he started having seizures my mother and grandmother saw him floating at least a foot off his floor and he was in some crazy trance
Quote from: Lawlz on July 30, 2008, 03:25:08 PM
also my one uncle had a heat stroke a few decades back and has had seizures ever since. not long after he started having seizures my mother and grandmother saw him floating at least a foot off his floor and he was in some crazy trance
um wat befuddlement
I used to have asthma, but its basically gone. I got thrush last summer suicide; .
I'm alive, posting here. Something's fucked with the universe.
Quote from: reefer on July 30, 2008, 02:30:04 PM
eczema as a kid
that is the worst thing ever
agreed smithicide;
I'm losing my sight slightly each year lol
Quote from: Spunky on July 30, 2008, 07:16:43 PM
I'm losing my sight slightly each year lol
If I lost my sight I don't know what I'd do. edumacate;
Quote from: TECTRON on July 30, 2008, 07:23:57 PM
If I lost my sight I don't know what I'd do. edumacate;
I will most likely not lose it
completely, but I will be nearsighted. Today I misread an 8 as a B on a book. ;-;
Quote from: Spunky on July 30, 2008, 07:26:51 PM
I will most likely not lose it completely, but I will be nearsighted. Today I misread an 8 as a B on a book. ;-;
I'm farsighted, if I stand up even the floor will look blurry. v;
Quote from: Vostroya on July 30, 2008, 08:13:37 PM
That's nearsightedness.
I always get the two confused. edumacate;
Quote from: TECTRON on July 30, 2008, 08:36:11 PM
I always get the two confused. edumacate;
no you were right the first time it is farsightedness
Well, I had my adenoids removed when I was three years old, but I'm pretty sure it was just because I snored. What the fuck are adenoids, anyway?
Quote from: Picasso on July 30, 2008, 08:46:58 PM
Well, I had my adenoids removed when I was three years old, but I'm pretty sure it was just because I snored. What the fuck are adenoids, anyway?
a sexy name for tonsils
Quote from: Clucky on July 30, 2008, 09:03:45 PM
a sexy name for tonsils
Saying "adenoids" makes me go flaccid. doodthing;
Quote from: Vostroya on July 30, 2008, 09:52:12 PM
No.
QuoteHyperopia, also known as hypermetropia or colloquially as farsightedness or longsightedness, is a defect of vision caused by an imperfection in the eye (often when the eyeball is too short or when the lens cannot become round enough), causing inability to focus on near objects, and in extreme cases causing a sufferer to be unable to focus on objects at any distance. As an object moves toward the eye, the eye must increase its power to keep the image in focus on the retina. If the power of the cornea and lens is insufficient, as in hyperopia, the image will appear blurred.
Hyperopia is often confused with presbyopia [2][3], another condition that frequently causes blurry near vision. [4] Presbyopes who report good far vision typically experience blurry near vision because of a reduced accommodative amplitude brought about by natural aging changes with the crystalline lens.[4] It is also sometimes referred to as farsightedness, since in otherwise normally-sighted persons it makes it more difficult to focus on near objects than on far objects.[5]
I thought the floor was near
Quote from: Hiro on July 30, 2008, 10:11:22 PM
I thought the floor was near
it's pretty much reading (near) vs everything else (far)