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Title: biggest slap in the face EVER
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on July 21, 2008, 09:51:25 PM
This happened almost a month ago, but I suddenly feel the need to tell you guys now. baddood;

So I did amazingly well in Biology this year. I got nothing below a 95 per quarter and I got two 100's in a row. My teacher and I believed that I could get a perfect 100 on the state final.
So the final comes along, and it's almost too easy. I flew through it in under an hour, and when I was finally finished I thought "Wow, I think I may have really gotten 100".

So a few weeks pass with me eagerly awaiting my grades. I needed to see that 100 as soon as possible.
Two or three days after everyone I knew got their grades, mine finally arrived in the mail. I WAS SO EXCITED.
I ripped the envelope to shreds and unfolded the report card. The first thing I look to is the Biology section. I take a look to the right, and...

93. I got a ninety-three, out of a possibly one hundred points.

I WAS SO DEPRESED FOR THE REST OF THAT WEEK smithicide;
I'm honestly thinking of retaking the test until I either
1: Get 100, or
2: Graduate. befuddlement

Anyway, what was your biggest "slap in the face"?
Title: Re: biggest slap in the face EVER
Post by: Geno on July 21, 2008, 09:52:10 PM
some chick slapped me in the face
Title: Re: biggest slap in the face EVER
Post by: Hiro on July 21, 2008, 09:53:43 PM
I got a 100 on my Bio state exam spam;
Title: Re: biggest slap in the face EVER
Post by: The Speaker Of Words on July 21, 2008, 09:58:38 PM
Long story short:
I had the highest grade in the class. New grades posted. No longer highest. It sucked.
Not only that but I was fifth.
Title: Re: biggest slap in the face EVER
Post by: Feynman on July 21, 2008, 10:07:43 PM
Only got slapped by a girl once in sixth grade when I called her a nigger.
Title: Re: biggest slap in the face EVER
Post by: CutLess on July 21, 2008, 10:08:09 PM
The first inter-district math competition I was in was probably the biggest one I remember.  Basically, I worked with students who were in my grade, yet from different schools, and we did problem sets:  3 individual sets and 1 team set (which is where our teamwork actually mattered).

Anyways, each and every one of the problem sets were difficult, but I thought I did well on them - I thought I'd get mentioned at the awards ceremony for one of the individual sets, at least.

Of course, the slap in the face was that not only did I not get any awards or mentions, but no one in my district did.

we such at mathamaticks
Title: Re: biggest slap in the face EVER
Post by: YPrrrr on July 21, 2008, 10:08:50 PM
I was the best player in the All Star game... Highest average, most RBIs, and some great plays at first base, but they told me I couldn't win the MVP trophy because I was related to one of the coaches who would have a vote. Argh. At least in terms of accomplishments that's the biggest slap in my face.

Otherwise it would be the times my dad was extended on duty in Iraq right before he was scheduled to come home
Title: Re: biggest slap in the face EVER
Post by: ncba93ivyase on July 21, 2008, 10:16:24 PM
A woman slapped me in the face because I said her boyfriend was only using her for sex.

2 weeks later, she discovered I was right.
Title: Re: biggest slap in the face EVER
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on July 21, 2008, 10:17:44 PM
i mean metaphorical slaps in the face guys akudood;
Title: Re: biggest slap in the face EVER
Post by: superclucky on July 21, 2008, 10:23:10 PM
a guy slapped me on the face because i was making fun of his mom and made him cry cry;
Title: Re: biggest slap in the face EVER
Post by: Houdini on July 21, 2008, 10:43:02 PM
Getting an A is a slap in the face?
Title: Re: biggest slap in the face EVER
Post by: Lozal on July 21, 2008, 10:45:48 PM
When I had a 98% in English, the teacher said that she wanted to keep my poetry, and said I was one of the best students she's ever had, yet I got no award at graduation.  >.<

[spoiler]I think it was because she overheard me saying to one of my friends that I never did my homework for English.  powerofone;[/spoiler]
Title: Re: biggest slap in the face EVER
Post by: Houdini on July 21, 2008, 10:47:41 PM
Quote from: Laurami on July 21, 2008, 10:45:48 PM
When I had a 98% in English, the teacher said that she wanted to keep my poetry, and said I was one of the best students she's ever had, yet I got no award at graduation.  >.<

[spoiler]I think it was because she overheard me saying to one of my friends that I never did my homework for English.  powerofone;[/spoiler]
You care about getting awards at graduation? I always get awards but I never show up to receive them.
Title: Re: biggest slap in the face EVER
Post by: Lozal on July 21, 2008, 10:50:10 PM
Quote from: Houdini on July 21, 2008, 10:47:41 PM
You care about getting awards at graduation? I always get awards but I never show up to receive them.
I was somewhat frustrated because the people who got the awards had B's as their grades and I had a fucking 98%.  >.<
Title: Re: biggest slap in the face EVER
Post by: Nyerp on July 21, 2008, 10:53:11 PM
HOLY SHIT A 93

WORST FUCKING GRADE EVER
Title: Re: biggest slap in the face EVER
Post by: Houdini on July 21, 2008, 10:54:20 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on July 21, 2008, 10:53:11 PM
HOLY SHIT A 93

WORST FUCKING GRADE EVER
He should be in special ed.


Quote from: Laurami on July 21, 2008, 10:50:10 PM
I was somewhat frustrated because the people who got the awards had B's as their grades and I had a fucking 98%.  >.<
That's life. They give the awards to the people with the best work ethic, and those people aren't the brightest bunch.
Title: Re: biggest slap in the face EVER
Post by: Nyerp on July 21, 2008, 10:56:38 PM
Quote from: Houdini on July 21, 2008, 10:54:20 PM
He should be in special ed.


No, he shouldn't be in school. We can't have these retarded kids going around making 93s while capable children constantly have to put up with their shit. It's just not fair and creates an unbalanced learning environment.
Title: Re: biggest slap in the face EVER
Post by: Houdini on July 21, 2008, 10:57:36 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on July 21, 2008, 10:56:38 PM
No, he shouldn't be in school. We can't have these retarded kids going around making 93s while capable children constantly have to put up with their shit. It's just not fair and creates an unbalanced learning environment.
You know what? People who make 93s shouldn't even be alive. They're so dumb that they're a burden on the rest of society.
Title: Re: biggest slap in the face EVER
Post by: Nyerp on July 21, 2008, 11:01:29 PM
Quote from: Houdini on July 21, 2008, 10:57:36 PM
You know what? People who make 93s shouldn't even be alive. They're so dumb that they're a burden on the rest of society.


Those scum of the human race should be burned for fuel as soon as they come out of the womb. Two birds with one stone. 93s, Jesus fucking Christ. Back 40 or so years ago things were better because we didn't let them do jack shit, but now we let them get jobs and even breed. It's pathetic.
Title: Re: biggest slap in the face EVER
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on July 21, 2008, 11:05:23 PM
Quote from: Houdini on July 21, 2008, 10:43:02 PM
Getting an A is a slap in the face?
IF YOU WERE EXPECTING A PERFECT SCORE IT IS cry;
Title: Re: biggest slap in the face EVER
Post by: Houdini on July 21, 2008, 11:06:01 PM
Quote from: Psycho Mantis on July 21, 2008, 11:05:23 PM
IF YOU WERE EXPECTING A PERFECT SCORE IT IS cry;
Grow a pair.
Title: Re: biggest slap in the face EVER
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on July 21, 2008, 11:16:04 PM
Quote from: Houdini on July 21, 2008, 11:06:01 PM
Grow a pair.
I know, it's silly to be disappointed in such a high grade. But I feel as though I've let myself down. :'(
Title: Re: biggest slap in the face EVER
Post by: The artist formally known on July 22, 2008, 12:11:21 AM
I kind of see how you feel, I got a 100 and then a 98 on my last two tests in math. If I get anything on a B I'd be sort of sad. I wouldn't mind too much though.
Title: Re: biggest slap in the face EVER
Post by: Hiro on July 22, 2008, 12:18:17 AM
I sometimes get Cs, but usually As and a few Bs. But yeah steal, It's stupid.
Title: Re: biggest slap in the face EVER
Post by: ncba93ivyase on July 22, 2008, 12:59:24 AM
Quote from: steal on July 22, 2008, 12:16:41 AM
I'm satisfied with a C, people like you infuriate me. I would be ecstatic if I got a 93% on anything in school and you fucking cry about it?
It depends on the class.

If I get a lower grade than anyone in science, I'm pissed. If I'm able to get at least a fair B in a class I don't try in like math, I'm satisfied.
Title: Re: biggest slap in the face EVER
Post by: The artist formally known on July 22, 2008, 01:00:54 AM
Quote from: Lawlz on July 22, 2008, 12:59:24 AM
It depends on the class.

If I get a lower grade than anyone in science, I'm pissed. If I'm able to get at least a fair B in a class I don't try in like math, I'm satisfied.
Same here, all I care about is my math class, and anything in the C or higher range is just fine in my other classes
Title: Re: biggest slap in the face EVER
Post by: Hiro on July 22, 2008, 01:05:41 AM
My c in english last semester is making me miss Boyah for the first quarter of school, but maybe on weekends, not sure. Yep, come august, no computer till october or november or something.
Title: Re: biggest slap in the face EVER
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on July 22, 2008, 01:21:01 AM
Quote from: steal on July 22, 2008, 12:16:41 AM
I'm satisfied with a C, people like you infuriate me. I would be ecstatic if I got a 93% on anything in school and you fucking cry about it?
Sorry. :'(
Title: Re: biggest slap in the face EVER
Post by: Wrench on July 22, 2008, 06:26:45 AM
Willis McGahee to all the Buffalo Bills fans.

I don't feel like typing out the story though.
Title: Re: biggest slap in the face EVER
Post by: Socks on July 22, 2008, 06:29:18 AM
Freshman year of HS this one girl slapped me in the face on the bus home because I rightly called her a fucking whore. I had to restrain myself as a public beating would have been too much.
Title: Re: biggest slap in the face EVER
Post by: YPrrrr on July 22, 2008, 08:12:48 AM
Quote from: Hammurai on July 22, 2008, 06:26:45 AM
Willis McGahee to all the Buffalo Bills fans.

I don't feel like typing out the story though.
It's ok Wrench... he sucks now, let him go, and embrace the beast
Title: Re: biggest slap in the face EVER
Post by: Wrench on July 22, 2008, 08:15:43 AM
Quote from: Yprie on July 22, 2008, 08:12:48 AM
It's ok Wrench... he sucks now, let him go, and embrace the beast

Believe me, I love my beast. He runs hard and doesn't get tired after a 10+ yard run.
Title: Re: biggest slap in the face EVER
Post by: Karel on July 22, 2008, 09:06:06 AM
Quote from: AlienJMV290 on July 22, 2008, 08:13:41 AM
When I got s gamecube and it dropped like $50 a week later.  doodthing;
The same thing happened to me when I needed a new ping pong paddle. It was $90, but it had a fantastic light weight blade and the rubber was great for slices and smashes so I got it regardless of the price. A couple of weeks after I bought it, they dropped the price down to $45.

And I only needed a paddle because the other two I had left in my school locker towards the end of the school year. A couple students assured me the custodians wouldn't touch it seeing as how we keep the same lockers for next year. A week or so before school started, other people kept telling me they clean out our lockers during summer. So I go straight to school, only to find that my locker was left completely barren. As it turns out, the custodians decided my paddles would be more useful in the hands of some orphans who don't know shit about ping pong.

Double-slap. Fuck the school system. edumacate;
Title: Re: biggest slap in the face EVER
Post by: UnagiPower on July 22, 2008, 09:09:22 AM
Quote from: Hooded Crow on July 22, 2008, 09:06:06 AM
The same thing happened to me when I needed a new ping pong paddle. It was $90, but it had a fantastic light weight blade and the rubber was great for slices and smashes so I got it regardless of the price. A couple of weeks after I bought it, they dropped the price down to $45.

And I only needed a paddle because the other two I had left in my school locker towards the end of the school year. A couple students assured me the custodians wouldn't touch it seeing as how we keep the same lockers for next year. A week or so before school started, other people kept telling me they clean out our lockers during summer. So I go straight to school, only to find that my locker was left completely barren. As it turns out, the custodians decided my paddles would be more useful in the hands of some orphans who don't know shit about ping pong.

Double-slap. Fuck the school system. edumacate;


ping pong is fun

I'm just not very coordinated at all.  doodella;
Title: Re: biggest slap in the face EVER
Post by: Trini on July 22, 2008, 09:16:49 AM
Quote from: AlienJMV290 on July 22, 2008, 08:13:41 AM
When I got s gamecube and it dropped like $50 a week later.  doodthing;
I didn't know shit about video games yet, and the year I got a N64 was the same year the gamecube came out. And I was left out cause everyone else got one and got to play the new smash bros.  :'(
Title: Re: biggest slap in the face EVER
Post by: Feynman on July 22, 2008, 11:26:24 AM
Quote from: Psycho Mantis on July 21, 2008, 11:16:04 PM
I know, it's silly to be disappointed in such a high grade. But I feel as though I've let myself down. :'(


Shut up.
Title: Re: biggest slap in the face EVER
Post by: Garahe on July 22, 2008, 11:41:01 AM
This was more of a slap to the face of awesome. Not of pain, hate or dislike, like all of your other slaps to the faces.

It was like a wake-up slap.

People care about me, even if it isn't deeply. I was in the delusion that everyone hated me for a while.