Eat It or Wear It
V. 1.2
You are naked in a dark alley.
You find a turtle in front of you.
What do you do?
If I'm lucky...both. giggle;
..what?
how big is the turtle
HELP
you;re in an alleyway
and theres shit
what do you do?
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 26, 2008, 04:40:52 PM
NOT A VALID COMMAND
what
Quote from: Silent Rob on June 26, 2008, 04:41:31 PM
you;re in an alleyway
and theres shit
what do you do?
You're in this thread.
And there's this unfunny user who tells a corny joke
What do you do?
Quote from: Ezlo on June 26, 2008, 04:43:24 PM
what
You're in this thread.
And there's this unfunny user who tells a corny joke
What do you do?
BREAK DOWN AND CRY /WRISTS
Quote from: Ezlo on June 26, 2008, 04:43:24 PM
what
You grab the turtle and smash it against a wall. You are able to crack the shell open and squeeze the tiny body out. You throw the turtle's slow moving body into a trash can and place the turtle's shell around your genitalia as protection. You are now clothed. You walk down a street with turtle shell underwear when you spy a hot dog stand.
You look at the shopkeep and ask him for a hot dog. He screams, "No freaks get hot dogs here!" He takes out a large shotgun and aims it at your body. What do you do?
i throw the turtle shell at the guy
i then run
Kiss him. caterpie;
Quote from: Clair on June 26, 2008, 04:52:42 PM
Kiss him. caterpie;
COMMAND NOT FOUND
1. EAT IT
2. WEAR IT
3. COMMAND NOT FOUND
Eat the man and his shotgun.
killall Andrew
have sex with it
Quote from: The Cookie Monster on June 26, 2008, 04:57:19 PM
Eat the man and his shotgun.
Before the shopkeep can fire, you quickly swallow his gun. The shopkeep looks in disgust as you chomp madly on the metal. Finally, the shotgun has been digested. Looking at the shopkeep for a while, he soon realizes your next move. He immediatly runs into an alley, tripping over a homeless guy and twisting his ankle. You walk up to the shopkeep and open your mouth wide.
The shopkeep screams, "No! Not again!" You first work on his legs. He screams for mercy but, alas, he is not a programmer. You finally eat the shopkeep's body and look at your own body. Your girth has grown. You look over at the homeless man. He has passed out.
What do you do?
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 26, 2008, 05:02:51 PM
Before the shopkeep can fire, you quickly swallow his gun. The shopkeep looks in disgust as you chomp madly on the metal. Finally, the shotgun has been digested. Looking at the shopkeep for a while, he soon realizes your next move. He immediatly runs into an alley, tripping over a homeless guy and twisting his ankle. You walk up to the shopkeep and open your mouth wide.
The shopkeep screams, "No! Not again!" You first work on his legs. He screams for mercy but, alas, he is not a programmer. You finally eat the shopkeep's body and look at your own body. Your girth has grown. You look over at the homeless man. He has passed out.
What do you do?
Eat the homeless man.
COMMAND NOT FOUND
Quote from: Bassir on June 26, 2008, 05:03:48 PM
Eat the homeless man.
Your stomach is full but your lust for eating humans cannot be satisfied. You walk over to the homeless man and devour his entire body in a manner of minutes. The homeless man felt no pain thanks to the large amount of drugs he had taken. Unfortunately, the drugs the homeless man ate has begun to cloud your vision. You have no idea who you are and begin to walk madly into the street.
A car comes crashes right into you but your girth protects any pain. A cop gets out of the car and says, "Sir, are you alright?" You look at the cop and scream, "I AM BIGGER THAN JESUS!" The cop responds, "Well, sir, you have to be. I'm pretty sure Jesus didn't weigh over three hundred pounds." You look at the cop longingly.
What do you do?
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 26, 2008, 05:07:45 PM
Your stomach is full but your lust for eating humans cannot be satisfied. You walk over to the homeless man and devour his entire body in a manner of minutes. The homeless man felt no pain thanks to the large amount of drugs he had taken. Unfortunately, the drugs the homeless man ate has begun to cloud your vision. You have no idea who you are and begin to walk madly into the street.
A car comes crashes right into you but your girth protects any pain. A cop gets out of the car and says, "Sir, are you alright?" You look at the cop and scream, "I AM BIGGER THAN JESUS!" The cop responds, "Well, sir, you have to be. I'm pretty sure Jesus didn't weigh over three hundred pounds." You look at the cop longingly.
What do you do?
Eat the cop.
Wear him.
Quote from: Bassir on June 26, 2008, 05:11:30 PM
Eat the cop.
Your hunger lust cannot be fulfilled. You open your mouth for your new conquest. The cop screams, "NO! I CAN'T DIE!" He gets eaten. Your massive body walks down the streets. You are now a fat giant with your sloshing fat knocking down buildings, killing many people. You see a tiny dog in front of you.
What do you do?
wear it
Quote from: Hiro! on June 26, 2008, 05:20:59 PM
wear it
You grab the tiny dog with your meaty hands and squeeze it's tiny body into your belly button. The tiny dog is too afraid of moving from a giant, naked, fay man so it slowly crouches inside the belly button. You waddle into the heart of the city and destroy City Hall. You find the mayor.
What do you do?
wear it
No, I have sex with it giggle;
Depends...have I not eaten for 3 days or........?
Quote from: mario583 on June 26, 2008, 05:34:39 PM
No, I have sex with it giggle;
Depends...have I not eaten for 3 days or........?
yes that was rather unspecified
Quote from: Andrew1911 on June 26, 2008, 05:02:51 PM
Before the shopkeep can fire, you quickly swallow his gun. The shopkeep looks in disgust as you chomp madly on the metal. Finally, the shotgun has been digested. Looking at the shopkeep for a while, he soon realizes your next move. He immediatly runs into an alley, tripping over a homeless guy and twisting his ankle. You walk up to the shopkeep and open your mouth wide.
The shopkeep screams, "No! Not again!" You first work on his legs. He screams for mercy but, alas, he is not a programmer. You finally eat the shopkeep's body and look at your own body. Your girth has grown. You look over at the homeless man. He has passed out.
What do you do?
Gluttony?
(http://www.animefest.org/AF2006/gluttony5jg.jpg)
Anyway, you eat the homeless guy since he doesn't have a home nor a family.
Quote from: mario583 on June 26, 2008, 05:38:26 PM
Gluttony?
(http://www.animefest.org/AF2006/gluttony5jg.jpg)
I was thinking the same think doodella;
VORE