This a post for me to vent. So, naturally, it's going to include a lot of "fucks".
So my uncle comes to town, right? He's here on "vacation". But the only thing he does while he's here? Yell at everyone because, in his eyes, everyone's a dumbass, and he's a fucking genius. I'm awakened at 9 A.M to the sound of him yelling at my mom for stupid bullshit. He yells at my mom for essentially having friends; he thinks they are all out to get her. He repeadetly calls her a dumbass, and fucking yelling the whole fucking time. Then he yells at here about my dad for the 123412341234th time. He calls her a dumbass for marrying him. Even though they got divorced years ago, and everything's in the fucking past, he thinks he's a fucking genius because he stills yells at her about it, even though, you know, she got married, and he, uh, hasn't. He basically yells at fucking everyone about everything; in fact, he's doing it right now.
let's go to today. They ask me to fix my uncle's computer. I uninstall the 5 different anti-virus programs he has and install Spy Sweeper, Then I take 30 fucking minutes to figure out why the fucking wireless internet isn't fucking working. All the time, he's doing some more fucking yelling about my mom's friend. Then, after I figure it out, and fix it, I walk out of the room and walk back in, only to hear the sound of him saying I think I know a ton about the Internet. He's fucking mocking me, even though I FIXED THE DAMN THING. What? I'm the one who fucking fixed it, you fucking yelling jackass. Then he and my mom say for the millionth time, that the only thing I'm good at is video games, even though I do a fucking million things around the fucking house, and never make a fucking complaint. I'm the fucking electronics manager, and I help with the fucking
Hypocritical people fucking piss me off. All he does is fucking yell about all the mistakes we've made, EVEN THOUGH IT'S ALL IN THE FUCKING PAST AND WE CAN'T DO FUCKING NOTHING ABOUT IT.
FUUUUUUUUUCK
ok, I'm done. Sorry.
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How old is he? And how old are you?
I hate people like that. Try to do something nice for them and they complain about it. :(
Quote from: oxyclean on June 05, 2008, 06:06:10 PM
...and I help with the fucking
I know this is probably the worst possible time, but I laughed. powerofone;
The solution here seems to be planting child porn on his hard drive and calling the cops.
If I was in your position, I'd be beating my Uncle's ass.
shoot his mom
open goatse on his computer, then turn a screen saver on.
when he comes back he's in for a treat
Quote from: oxyclean on June 05, 2008, 06:06:10 PM
let's go to today. They ask me to fix my uncle's computer. I uninstall the 5 different anti-virus programs he has and install Spy Sweeper, Then I take 30 fucking minutes to figure out why the fucking wireless internet isn't fucking working. All the time, he's doing some more fucking yelling about my mom's friend. Then, after I figure it out, and fix it, I walk out of the room and walk back in, only to hear the sound of him saying I think I know a ton about the Internet. He's fucking mocking me, even though I FIXED THE DAMN THING. What? I'm the one who fucking fixed it, you fucking yelling jackass. Then he and my mom say for the millionth time, that the only thing I'm good at is video games, even though I do a fucking million things around the fucking house, and never make a fucking complaint. I'm the fucking electronics manager, and I help with the fucking
yes;
Quote from: JMV on June 05, 2008, 06:12:33 PM
The solution here seems to be planting child porn on his hard drive and calling the cops.
I highly support this idea.
Quote from: JMV on June 05, 2008, 06:12:33 PM
The solution here seems to be planting child porn on his hard drive and calling the cops.
Yeah that does seem to be the best solution.
oh god I know how you feel.
Quote from: JMV on June 05, 2008, 06:12:33 PM
The solution here seems to be planting child porn on his hard drive and calling the cops.
do it.