I have stuck my penis into my girlfriends vagina but I wasn't wearing a condom so I decided not to go through with it.
But I now have a condom in my car... But she just got her period so I have to wait a week. gonk;
Now you
i have to stuck
I HAVE TO
also: like 10-15 second make out i guess you could call it
How long have you guys been going out? Like a month? Damn...
Um I've made out with a few girls, but that's pretty much nothing.
All the way.
I keep all of this to myself. Only I need to know.
Quote from: Major Wrench on June 04, 2008, 05:54:03 PM
I keep all of this to myself. Only I need to know.
Its the internet the only place I feel safe to tell it.
Nothing.
Quote from: CMW on June 04, 2008, 05:51:56 PM
I have stuck my penis into my girlfriends vagina but I wasn't wearing a condom so I decided not to go through with it.
But I now have a condom in my car... But she just got her period so I have to wait a week. gonk;
Now you
God damn haunted you're so full of shti
idk[:
Umm... true players simply say, "trust me, I know what I'm doing".
Quote from: Geñø on June 04, 2008, 05:57:14 PM
God damn haunted you're so full of shti
Dude im not fucking lying.
Quote from: CMW on June 04, 2008, 06:01:49 PM
Dude im not fucking lying.
Trust me, I know when people are lying. baddood;
Quote from: Geñø on June 04, 2008, 06:02:53 PM
Trust me, I know when people are lying.
I don't think he's lying either, it's not that big of a deal anyway. But whatever.
baddood;
Quote from: Socks on June 04, 2008, 06:01:04 PM
Umm... true players simply say, "trust me, I know what I'm doing".
so what do you say, then
Quote from: Geñø on June 04, 2008, 06:02:53 PM
Trust me, I know when people are lying. baddood;
brb going to bump that thread you made
(http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/3527/photo10gj5.jpg) Here is my condom stash. Yes it is in a pokemon card box (no one will look in there).
Quote from: CMW on June 04, 2008, 06:10:31 PM
--Condom Pic-- Here is my condom stash. Yes it is in a pokemon card box (no one will look in there).
Hey you little slut.
JMV u jus gelus.
How far I have gotten:
hug
no joke.
Quote from: Trevor on June 04, 2008, 05:53:45 PM
All the way.
lie. baddood;
you guys don't wanna know what I've done. befuddlement
Quote from: Sam. on June 04, 2008, 06:27:39 PM
lie. baddood;
you guys don't wanna know what I've done. befuddlement
uh. not a lie. baddood;
and i can pretty much guess.
Quote from: Trevor on June 04, 2008, 06:28:41 PM
uh. not a lie. baddood;
and i can pretty much guess.
it better be a lie. baddood;
and you'd probably guess wrong. doodella;
I highly doubt this actually happened, you probably went down to the health department and got you some free condoms that you'll probably never use.
No one would date an idiot like you let alone have sex with them.
Quote from: Sam. on June 04, 2008, 06:29:30 PM
it better be a lie. baddood;
and you'd probably guess wrong. doodella;
why must it be a lie? baddood;
Quote from: Solid Snake on June 04, 2008, 06:29:57 PM
No one would date an idiot like you let alone have sex with them.
Explain how the South sustains a population.
Pinkeh's been givin them rim jobs out meaty cocks
Quote from: JMV on June 04, 2008, 06:30:50 PM
Explain how the South sustains a population.
Incest.
Quote from: Solid Snake on June 04, 2008, 06:29:57 PM
I highly doubt this actually happened, you probably went down to the health department and got you some free condoms that you'll probably never use.
No one would date an idiot like you let alone have sex with them.
What the hell is your problem with me? Seriously I have never done anything to you nor said anything to you to make you hate me so much.
Quote from: Selkie224 on June 04, 2008, 06:24:21 PM
How far I have gotten:
hug
no joke.
That's also the farthest I've gotten, but they were all involuntary.
Quote from: Bassir on June 04, 2008, 06:33:08 PM
That's also the farthest I've gotten, but they were all involuntary.
What about the Ashley Tisdale nipslip? ;)
Quote from: Trevor on June 04, 2008, 06:30:32 PM
why must it be a lie? baddood;
becaue I'm not touching you if someone else already has. baddood;
Quote from: Sam. on June 04, 2008, 06:33:59 PM
becaue I'm not touching you if someone else already has. baddood;
i made it all up. baddood;
Quote from: JMV on June 04, 2008, 06:33:38 PM
What about the Ashley Tisdale nipslip? ;)
that was unexpected and random :P
Quote from: Sam. on June 04, 2008, 06:35:07 PM
Good. :3
i'll go on living my sad, made up life. baddood;
Quote from: Bassir on June 04, 2008, 06:35:29 PM
that was unexpected and random :P
You're so silly. xD
Quote from: Bassir on June 04, 2008, 06:33:08 PM
That's also the farthest I've gotten, but they were all involuntary.
oh Bassir come here lets sing and drink as we talk about our pathetic love lives
Kiss on the cheek. baddood;
First base ;-;
Um... I've had friendly chats with a girl I know and I'm visiting her house this Friday. Then again that's the only social stuff I've ever done.
Quote from: bluaki on June 04, 2008, 06:54:51 PM
Um... I've had friendly chats with a girl I know and I'm visiting her house this Friday. Then again that's the only social stuff I've ever done.
meaty cocks
lucky
Quote from: Selkie224 on June 04, 2008, 06:37:15 PM
oh Bassir come here lets sing and drink as we talk about our pathetic love lives
I'm pretty happy. Even though I do constantly feel like a part of me is missing, I fill that wound with technology and robotic tissue.
I need an iMac.
Quote from: Solid Snake on June 04, 2008, 06:31:00 PM
Pinkeh's been givin them rim jobs out meaty cocks
I don' even know what a rim job is. ;-;
I beat it like a cop, Rodney King baby yeah I beat it like a cop.
[spoiler][IMG]http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h164/bapeboy/IMG_0561.jpg[/img][/spoiler]
Quote from: Bassir on June 04, 2008, 06:57:05 PM
I'm pretty happy. Even though I do constantly feel like a part of me is missing, I fill that wound with technology and robotic tissue.
I need an iMac.
As I mature and come of age I long for the love of one who I love back, one to go on hikes with, one to dream with, one to talk to when I am down.
oh god I need some time alone for a second wry
Eye contact. I bet you're so jealous.
Quote from: Selkie224 on June 04, 2008, 07:03:20 PM
As I mature and come of age I long for the love of one who I love back, one to go on hikes with, one to dream with, one to talk to when I am down.
oh god I need some time alone for a second wry
lol go on my roof
Quote from: Dave on June 04, 2008, 07:15:59 PM
lol go on my roof
Your roof can't hold me and make me feel bliss and significance
http://www.joeinc.tv/
I've just gotten hugs
Quote from: Sam. on June 04, 2008, 06:59:50 PM
I don' even know what a rim job is. ;-;
Licking someone's ass
Quote from: V on June 04, 2008, 07:01:22 PM
I beat it like a cop, Rodney King baby yeah I beat it like a cop.
[spoiler][IMG]http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h164/bapeboy/IMG_0561.jpg[/img][/spoiler]
Now I ain't never been a chicken but my fitted cocked. Say I ain't never been a chicken but my
semi cocked.
[spoiler](http://i28.tinypic.com/34dswtv.jpg)[/spoiler]
lmao
anal and vaginal with my girlie
jmv wouldn't like to know :0
I've kissed a boy and that's it.
i almost touched a girl once
I kissed a girl and I liked it.
I rubbed against a girl in the hallway
This girl shook me after our world history final.
3rd Base.
This is why I don't post here much doodthing;
geno how far have you gotten
Nothing...
Quote from: JMV on June 05, 2008, 03:19:57 PM
geno how far have you gotten
To your asshole JMV
Quote from: Geno290 on June 05, 2008, 03:32:24 PM
To your asshole JMV
opposite gender you big dummie
whoa, is that a pinch hitter for geno?
Quote from: JMV on June 05, 2008, 03:37:17 PM
whoa, is that a pinch hitter for geno?
baddood;
Quote from: JMV on June 05, 2008, 03:37:17 PM
whoa, is that a pinch hitter for geno?
more like a spit ball
geno gets caught stealing
Where did all the sports jabber come from.
Quote from: Blaziken on June 05, 2008, 07:17:36 PM
Where did all the sports jabber come from.
left field
Quote from: houdini on June 05, 2008, 07:32:38 PM
left field
you hit it out of the park with that one.
Shut up.
Quote from: JMV on June 05, 2008, 07:38:09 PM
you hit it out of the park with that one.
I'm going to send you people to the penalty box if you continue this baddood;
Ummm... I've hugged girls. That's it.
I fail at life.
In her pants.
<player> I've gotten loads of huggles. </player>
I've kissed a girl. baddood;
i've never even kiss a boy
All the way.