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Title: I FUCKING HATE JAVA
Post by: Daddy on May 11, 2008, 07:49:08 PM
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FFUCKING

FUCK YOU ASSERTIONS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


I'VE WRITTEN FIVE DAMN PROGRAMS THIS WEEKEND AND NOW I NEED TO DO THIS ASSERTION SHIT I HATE IT DAMMIT JAVA FUCK YOU
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE JAVA
Post by: 36chambers on May 11, 2008, 07:49:49 PM
jmv  doodthing;
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE JAVA
Post by: Ricky on May 11, 2008, 07:50:35 PM
I've been pissed with JS lately. Php I can handle.

Does Java return errors?
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE JAVA
Post by: Daddy on May 11, 2008, 07:54:44 PM
Quote from: Ricky on May 11, 2008, 07:50:35 PM
I've been pissed with JS lately. Php I can handle.

Does Java return errors?
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Quotejames-valentes-computer:~ jamesvalente$ cd ./Desktop/java
james-valentes-computer:~/Desktop/java jamesvalente$ java -ea AssertTest
Enter a number between 0 and 10: 20
Exception in thread "main" java.lang.AssertionError: bad number: 20
        at AssertTest.main(AssertTest.java:15)
james-valentes-computer:~/Desktop/java jamesvalente$ java -ea AssertTest
Enter a number between 0 and 10: 4
You entered 4
james-valentes-computer:~/Desktop/java jamesvalente$




ASSSERTSIONSSFKLAS HELP WITH IT
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE JAVA
Post by: YPrrrr on May 11, 2008, 07:55:22 PM
Can't you just do this with Ricky in PMs or something?
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE JAVA
Post by: Ricky on May 11, 2008, 07:58:08 PM
Have fun, my friend. Have fun. powerofone;
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE JAVA
Post by: Daddy on May 11, 2008, 07:59:18 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on May 11, 2008, 07:55:22 PM
Can't you just do this with Ricky in PMs or something?
No, I needed some way to vent.

You try coding for two days entirely.

IT DRIVES YOU FUCKING INSANE
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE JAVA
Post by: Daddy on May 11, 2008, 08:06:28 PM
I CAN SEE THE MATRIX
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE JAVA
Post by: Ricky on May 11, 2008, 08:09:02 PM
DO NOT LET THE CODE BEAT YOU

YOU ARE IN CHARGE. SHOW THE CODE. BE THE CODE.
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE JAVA
Post by: Socks on May 11, 2008, 08:09:49 PM
Gibberish.
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE JAVA
Post by: Daddy on May 11, 2008, 08:12:06 PM
Quote from: General Socks on May 11, 2008, 08:09:49 PM
Gibberish.
// CodeTester.java

package inventorywarehouse;
import java.util.Scanner;
import javax.swing.JOptionPane;
import javax.swing.*;
public class CodeTester {
   
       
   
    String sku;
    double price;
    int quantity;
    String itemdesc;
   
   
    public CodeTester() {
    }
    public static void main(String[] args) {
       Scanner input = new Scanner( System.in );
        final char YES = 'Y';
        final char NO = 'N';
        final char QUIT = 'Q';
              
        final int INV_NUMBER = 5; // Represents the numbers to be entered for testing purpose
        InventoryExtended []invarray  = new  InventoryExtended [INV_NUMBER]; // create and define the array
       
       
       System.out.println( "DICKS"); //
       System.out.println( "================================================\n");
      
       System.out.println( "The Records are being Generated,Pls Wait ......\n");
       System.out.printf("%6s%13s%18s%22s\n", "SKU","Price","Quantity","Description");
      
       // Loop for populating the array
      
       for (int dbase =0; dbase < INV_NUMBER;dbase ++) {
           invarray [dbase] = new InventoryExtended ("Number" + dbase,dbase * dbase, dbase * dbase * dbase,"Yoghurt Milk");   
       }
      
       Warehouse code = new WarehouseExtended  (invarray,INV_NUMBER);
       System.out.println (code);
             
          
     
      while (true){
           
            String ask = JOptionPane.showInputDialog(null,"Do You want To Read A Particular Record");
           
            if (ask == null)
                break;
           
            if (ask.toUpperCase().charAt(0) == YES) {
               
                String read = JOptionPane.showInputDialog(null, String.format(" Type The Record Index number" +
                        " Between 1 And %d.", INV_NUMBER));
                int index = Integer.parseInt(read);
               
                if (index == 0) {
                    JOptionPane.showMessageDialog(null, String.format("Key in The Value You Would Like" +
                            " To Read Between 1 and %d",INV_NUMBER),
                            "MAJOR ERROR: Out Of Bounds", JOptionPane.ERROR_MESSAGE);
                } else {
                    JOptionPane.showMessageDialog(null, String.format("This is The Record For The Index Value %s:\n %s",
                            index, code.readRecord(index-1)));
                    System.out.println(code.readRecord(index-1));
                }
               
            } else {
               
                String help = JOptionPane.showInputDialog(null, "Do you want to Delete A Record From The Inventory List?\n");
               
                if (help == null)
                    break;
               
                if (help.toUpperCase().charAt(0) == YES) {
                    String delete = JOptionPane.showInputDialog(null, String.format("Type The Product Index Value\n" +
                            " You Would Like To Delete: Between 1 And %d.", INV_NUMBER), "Warning: Deletion to be done", JOptionPane.WARNING_MESSAGE);
                   
                    int rec = Integer.parseInt(delete);
                   
                    if (rec == 0) {
                        JOptionPane.showMessageDialog(null, String.format("Please Enter A Value Between 1 and %d", INV_NUMBER)
                        , "MAJOR ERROR: Out Of Bounds", JOptionPane.ERROR_MESSAGE);
                    } else {
                        JOptionPane.showMessageDialog(null, String.format("Here Is The Record You Have Just Deleted:\n %s", code.readRecord(rec-1)));
                        System.out.println(code.readRecord(rec-1));
                        code.removeRecord(rec-1);
                        System.out.println(code.toString());
                    }
                   
                } else {
                    String exit = JOptionPane.showInputDialog(null, "Would You Like To Exit From This Program");
                    if (exit.toUpperCase().charAt(0) == YES){
                        break;
                    }
                }
            }
           
        }
    } // End the main method
} // End the class
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE JAVA
Post by: superclucky on May 11, 2008, 08:18:09 PM
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jmv sucks
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Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE JAVA
Post by: Socks on May 11, 2008, 08:19:51 PM
<Dumb>Fuck this shit, on a shit scale it would be a numerical value of 0, representing penis. </Dumb>
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE JAVA
Post by: Daddy on May 11, 2008, 08:21:09 PM
Quote from: Clucky et al. on May 11, 2008, 08:18:09 PM
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font-family:arial;
font-size:9000px;
}

<div class="goldfrapp">
jmv sucks
</div>

if ($user_info['username']=="superclucky")
include("suckjmvsdick.php");
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE JAVA
Post by: superclucky on May 11, 2008, 08:27:02 PM
Quote from: JMV on May 11, 2008, 08:21:09 PM
if ($user_info['username']=="superclucky")
include("suckjmvsdick.php");
You'd have youknowwho to do that. ;o)
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE JAVA
Post by: me003 on May 11, 2008, 09:53:36 PM
Quote from: Clucky et al. on May 11, 2008, 08:27:02 PM
You'd have youknowwho to do that. ;o)
Who do I need to know to do that?
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE JAVA
Post by: superclucky on May 11, 2008, 10:00:23 PM
Quote from: MethreE on May 11, 2008, 09:53:36 PM
Who do I need to know to do that?
JMV masturbates to pinkeh.
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE JAVA
Post by: V on May 11, 2008, 10:03:15 PM
I love coffee.  baddood;
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE JAVA
Post by: Daddy on May 11, 2008, 10:04:36 PM
Quote from: V on May 11, 2008, 10:03:15 PM
I love coffee.  baddood;
lol i love that stuffff that goes wo
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE JAVA
Post by: superclucky on May 11, 2008, 10:06:50 PM
Quote from: V on May 11, 2008, 10:03:15 PM
I love coffee.  baddood;
I like my coffee dark and strong. <3
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE JAVA
Post by: me003 on May 11, 2008, 10:07:45 PM
Quote from: Clucky et al. on May 11, 2008, 10:06:50 PM
I like my coffee dark and strong. <3
I like my coffee mixed with hot chocolate.....I'm looking at you clucky.  befuddlement
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE JAVA
Post by: Socks on May 11, 2008, 10:08:13 PM
Quote from: Clucky et al. on May 11, 2008, 10:06:50 PM
I like my coffee dark and strong.


Liar.
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE JAVA
Post by: superclucky on May 11, 2008, 10:12:04 PM
Quote from: General Socks on May 11, 2008, 10:08:13 PM
Liar.
(http://thenatura.com/forums/Smileys/sal/lp3.gif)
I really hate all kinds of coffee.
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE JAVA
Post by: me003 on May 11, 2008, 10:17:50 PM
Quote from: Clucky et al. on May 11, 2008, 10:12:04 PM
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I really hate all kinds of coffee.
I just looked at that forum and got confused by famy  and not famy.
But it looks like it's safe for kittens.
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE JAVA
Post by: [REDACTED] on May 11, 2008, 10:21:06 PM
Quote from: MethreE on May 11, 2008, 10:17:50 PM
I just looked at that forum and got confused by famy  and not famy.
But it looks like it's safe for kittens.
It isn't. doodthing;
Also, doodthing; is blob's brother. doodthing;
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE JAVA
Post by: superclucky on May 11, 2008, 10:21:58 PM
Quote from: MethreE on May 11, 2008, 10:17:50 PM
I just looked at that forum and got confused by famy  and not famy.
But it looks like it's safe for kittens.
(http://thenatura.com/forums/Smileys/sal/toastersal.gif)
Title: Re: I FUCKING HATE JAVA
Post by: Ricky on May 12, 2008, 05:23:30 AM
Quote from: JMV on May 11, 2008, 08:21:09 PM
if ($user_info['username']=="superclucky")
include("suckjmvsdick.php");
hi $context