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Title: guff's autographing service
Post by: guff on April 15, 2008, 05:31:38 PM
for 5000 luts you will receive a post personally signed by me

examples of my work:

-guff

~guff

-~*<guff>*~-
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: Samus Aran on April 15, 2008, 05:33:08 PM
what can i get for 5 luts
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: Ezloﺕ on April 15, 2008, 05:33:16 PM
you suck
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on April 15, 2008, 05:33:19 PM
i'll have the #3
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: guff on April 15, 2008, 05:34:15 PM
Quote from: Kazarus on April 15, 2008, 05:33:08 PM
what can i get for 5 luts
no refund
Quote from: Ezlo4 on April 15, 2008, 05:33:16 PM
you suck
hey hey if you don't like it don't buy it
just don't come crying to me when all your friends look down on you
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on April 15, 2008, 05:33:19 PM
i'll have the #3
the luts first
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: Ezloﺕ on April 15, 2008, 05:35:46 PM
you'll be a one-hit wonder, guff
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: YPrrrr on April 15, 2008, 05:36:09 PM
I am now selling guff autographs for 500 luts
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: Ezloﺕ on April 15, 2008, 05:36:51 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on April 15, 2008, 05:36:09 PM
I am now selling realistic guff autographs for 500 luts
i'll be selling them for 50 luts
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: Socks on April 15, 2008, 05:37:23 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on April 15, 2008, 05:36:09 PM
I am now selling guff autographs for 500 luts


Make it 250 and we have a deal.
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: guff on April 15, 2008, 05:37:30 PM
don't be fooled by cheap imitations

they may contain toxic amounts of lead
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: YPrrrr on April 15, 2008, 05:38:05 PM
Quote from: Ezlo4 on April 15, 2008, 05:36:51 PM
i'll be selling them for 50 luts
We're having a sale though.

1 lut for a bundle pack of all three and 5 luts for the special edition
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: Daphnia on April 15, 2008, 05:38:56 PM
i dont want no stinkin otter graph baddood;
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: YPrrrr on April 15, 2008, 05:39:52 PM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on April 15, 2008, 05:37:30 PM
don't be fooled by cheap imitations

they may contain toxic amounts of lead
Our autographs contain only the finest lead imported directly from Manchuria
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: Socks on April 15, 2008, 05:40:12 PM
I want  the infamous Guff prediction of the week, how much?
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on April 15, 2008, 05:43:45 PM
guff i'll give you 100 luts baddood;
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: guff on April 15, 2008, 05:46:55 PM
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on April 15, 2008, 05:43:45 PM
guff i'll give you 100 luts baddood;
that's enough for a hyphen
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: Daddy on April 15, 2008, 05:48:08 PM
psst meet me in the back alley for genuine imitation guff autographs for only 25% of the price.
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: FAMY2 on April 15, 2008, 05:50:27 PM
 Damn tempting. Do I get a picture too?   girl;
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on April 15, 2008, 05:50:52 PM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on April 15, 2008, 05:46:55 PM
that's enough for a hyphen

i'll just make my own madood;

Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: guff on April 15, 2008, 05:51:44 PM
Quote from: Clair on April 15, 2008, 05:50:27 PM
Damn tempting. Do I get a picture too?   girl;
what does this look like the salvation army
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: FAMY2 on April 15, 2008, 05:54:04 PM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on April 15, 2008, 05:51:44 PM
what does this look like the salvation army


God you are good. :3
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: guff on April 15, 2008, 05:56:29 PM
Quote from: Clair on April 15, 2008, 05:54:04 PM
God you are good. :3
i don't know what you're talking about anymore
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: Samus Aran on April 15, 2008, 05:59:30 PM
Quote from: JMV on April 15, 2008, 05:48:08 PM
psst meet me in the back alley for genuine imitation guff autographs for only 25% of the price.


i've heard your autographs are watered down
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: FAMY2 on April 15, 2008, 06:00:08 PM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on April 15, 2008, 05:56:29 PM
i don't know what you're talking about anymore


My work is done here. I lost Guff. LOL.
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: Hensa on April 16, 2008, 09:22:46 AM
...

:(
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: guff on April 16, 2008, 11:01:10 AM
Quote from: ProtectedMember32 on April 16, 2008, 09:22:46 AM
...

:(
i'm gonna put you out of business baddood;
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: Socks on April 16, 2008, 11:01:59 AM
How much for your avatar?
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: guff on April 16, 2008, 12:14:52 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 16, 2008, 11:01:59 AM
How much for your avatar?
huh
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: superclucky on April 16, 2008, 12:32:06 PM
how much for an accent mark
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: Daddy on April 16, 2008, 12:33:12 PM
-güff

psst its a fake meaty cocks
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: Socks on April 16, 2008, 12:44:55 PM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on April 16, 2008, 12:14:52 PM
huh


Your just claim and right to the avatar you display.
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: Nyerp on April 16, 2008, 12:48:00 PM
showoff
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: guff on April 16, 2008, 01:06:40 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 16, 2008, 12:44:55 PM
Your just claim and right to the avatar you display.
500 luts
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: NOA_Haunted on April 16, 2008, 01:45:54 PM
Hai tis thraed sux

-~*<guff>*~-
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: guff on April 16, 2008, 01:59:30 PM
for reefer:

-~*<guff>*~-
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: Nyerp on April 16, 2008, 02:02:17 PM
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on April 16, 2008, 01:45:54 PM
Hai tis thraed sux

-~*<guff>*~-


guff is gunna sew the pants of you >:(
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: Pyrate on April 16, 2008, 02:12:56 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on April 16, 2008, 02:02:17 PM
guff is gunna sew the pants of you >:(


Guff is a seamstress?
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: The artist formally known on April 16, 2008, 02:26:44 PM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on April 16, 2008, 01:59:30 PM
for reefer:

-~*<guff>*~-
TJAMKS
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: V on April 16, 2008, 02:32:08 PM
Make one out to "V."  baddood;
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: Ezloﺕ on April 16, 2008, 03:05:11 PM
hey guys im giving away my autographs that I made by myself.

-guff

~guff

-~*<guff>*~-

i am so proud of my work :)
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: Socks on April 16, 2008, 03:10:30 PM
I like this one....

(**$$<<Guffy>>$$**)
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on April 16, 2008, 03:38:40 PM
it's done
my perfect imitation* of guff's signature

->!gaff!>-

* almost
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: j o e i n c on April 16, 2008, 03:38:47 PM
---<x>o<Z>z</>JoEiNc<\>z<Z>o<x>---
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: guff on April 16, 2008, 03:49:32 PM
Quote from: V on April 16, 2008, 02:32:08 PM
Make one out to "V."  baddood;
i need to see the money first baddood;
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: FAMY2 on April 16, 2008, 06:16:07 PM
 They were selling these on the corner.
-~*<fluffles>*~-

WTH?
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: V on April 16, 2008, 07:16:38 PM
I want mines, Guff.  baddood;
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: guff on April 17, 2008, 12:12:34 PM
Quote from: V on April 16, 2008, 07:16:38 PM
I want mines, Guff.  baddood;
i need to see some money first this is a business for crying out loud  baddood;
Quote from: Clair on April 16, 2008, 06:16:07 PM
They were selling these on the corner.
-~*<fluffles>*~-

WTH?
clearly a forgery made by someone who's living in the past
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: guff on April 17, 2008, 12:37:37 PM
for v:

v, always believe in yourself and you can accomplish anything

--guff
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: V on April 17, 2008, 12:38:14 PM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on April 17, 2008, 12:37:37 PM
for v:

v, always believe in yourself and you can accomplish anything

--guff

i paid 2000 for this shit?  baddood;

you're a fraud i say
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: guff on April 17, 2008, 12:55:26 PM
Quote from: V on April 17, 2008, 12:38:14 PM
i paid 2000 for this shit?  baddood;

you're a fraud i say
no refunds baddood;
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on April 17, 2008, 01:02:34 PM
i'll give you 1000 luts
what would i get
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: guff on April 17, 2008, 01:15:54 PM
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on April 17, 2008, 01:02:34 PM
i'll give you 1000 luts
what would i get
turned away baddood;
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on April 17, 2008, 01:16:13 PM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on April 17, 2008, 01:15:54 PM
turned away baddood;
1500
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: guff on April 17, 2008, 01:23:20 PM
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on April 17, 2008, 01:16:13 PM
1500
a hyphen and two letters of your choosing baddood;
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: guff on April 22, 2008, 12:47:13 PM
i'm a starving artist
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: V on April 22, 2008, 04:40:06 PM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on April 22, 2008, 12:47:13 PM
i'm a starving artist

Your work is not worth the prices you demand.  baddood;
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: guff on April 22, 2008, 04:43:09 PM
Quote from: V on April 22, 2008, 04:40:06 PM
Your work is not worth the prices you demand.  baddood;
do you know how small my profit margins are
i wouldn't expect you to understand  baddood;
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: V on April 22, 2008, 04:44:05 PM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on April 22, 2008, 04:43:09 PM
do you know how small my profit margins are
i wouldn't expect you to understand  baddood;

what are you trying to say, chief?  baddood;
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: guff on April 22, 2008, 04:45:25 PM
Quote from: V on April 22, 2008, 04:44:05 PM
what are you trying to say, chief?  baddood;
i'm saying that you don't know what it's like to be a working man supporting a family of fourteen children baddood;
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: V on April 22, 2008, 04:46:32 PM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on April 22, 2008, 04:45:25 PM
i'm saying that you don't know what it's like to be a working man supporting a family of fourteen children baddood;

you're right, i don't.  doodthing;


good luck with that
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: Karel on April 22, 2008, 04:48:50 PM
I sent you 23000. I want 11.5 signatures in return.  jsr;
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: guff on April 22, 2008, 04:56:12 PM
for karel

-guff

~guff

~*guff*~

/-guff-/

<<<<guff>>>>

yours always,
     guff

-from the office of guff

\.guff./

--Guff

-commodore "guff" guff

<-+guff+->

-gu
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: Karel on April 22, 2008, 04:56:54 PM
pleasure doing business with you sir
Title: Re: guff's autographing service
Post by: guff on April 22, 2008, 04:58:46 PM
the pleasure is all mine

we hope to see you again soon