I'M EATING MINI WEINERS FILLED WITH CHEESE AND I GOT ONE AND TORE IT IN HALF AND SQUEEZED IT AND IT WENT STRAIGHT IN MY RIGHT EYES
aka cum
I flicked hot chili sauce in my eye with my fork. I got in trouble for sprinting out of math. :\
maybe your vision will be better now
You need to get better at eating those things. They can be dangerous.
Quote from: WrenchNinja on April 12, 2008, 05:57:52 AM
You need to get better at eating those things. They can be dangerous.
maybe he sahould wear safety goggles n_u
I was eating a hotdog once, and I took a bite out of it and hot oil squirted right into my left eye. doodthing;
that wasnt fun
I was at the beach once and I got a snail in my eye.
moneyshot from a hotdog.
That's what you get for eating unnatural hotdogs.
Quote from: Lawlz on April 11, 2008, 11:03:22 PM
I'M EATING MINI WEINERS FILLED WITH CHEESE AND I GOT ONE AND TORE IT IN HALF AND SQUEEZED IT AND IT WENT STRAIGHT IN MY RIGHT EYES
ha you have a deformed face
haha faggot
i pulled a hair out of my eye that was about an inch, inch 1/2 long. i was like wtf?
Quote from: :atomsk: on April 12, 2008, 08:49:02 AM
i pulled a hair out of my eye that was about an inch, inch 1/2 long. i was like wtf?
I once had a hair that was about 6 inches long up in my nose, hanging down into my throat.
Sliding that thing out felt sooo good.
Quote from: Lawlz on April 12, 2008, 09:23:07 AM
I once had a hair that was about 6 inches long up in my nose, hanging down into my throat.
Sliding that thing out felt sooo good.
feels good man
Quote from: Lawlz on April 12, 2008, 09:23:07 AM
I once had a hair that was about 6 inches long up in my nose, hanging down into my throat.
Sliding that thing out felt sooo good.
What the fuck is wrong with tou doodhuh;
Also, was the hair actually growing up in there or was it some random person's that somehow got up there
Quote from: Selkie on April 12, 2008, 09:33:10 AM
What the fuck is wrong with tou doodhuh;
Also, was the hair actually growing up in there or was it some random person's that somehow got up there
I woke up and I guess somehow I snorted it up there while sleeping.
Quote from: Calamity on April 11, 2008, 11:07:59 PM
I flicked hot chili sauce in my eye with my fork. I got in trouble for sprinting out of math. :\
Did you also get in trouble for eating hot chili sauce in class?
I hate finding hairs in my eye or mouth. AWESOME
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on April 12, 2008, 01:44:12 PM
I hate finding hairs in my eye or mouth. AWESOME
and the award for most inappropriate use of the "AWESOME" emote goes tooo....
haha bet you wont eat any mini weenurs again
also that means ur gay cuz u liek weenurs doodella;
One time I was eating wheat thins so hard the box got stuck in my anus
Quote from: Lawlz on April 12, 2008, 09:34:30 AM
I woke up and I guess somehow I snorted it up there while sleeping.
This could only happen to you. doodthing;
Quote from: Lawlz on April 11, 2008, 11:03:22 PM
I'M EATING MINI WEINERS FILLED WITH CHEESE AND I GOT ONE AND TORE IT IN HALF AND SQUEEZED IT AND IT WENT STRAIGHT IN MY RIGHT EYES
Happened to me once but it got in my mouth, I laughed and it was delicous