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Title: Make sure you yell when you lose weight.
Post by: Daddy on March 12, 2008, 09:45:56 AM
Why is it that the fatasses on commercials for things like Hydroxycut or Hoodia sure feel the need to SHOUT when they  are saying that they lost weight?
Title: Re: Make sure you yell when you lose weight.
Post by: Ringo on March 12, 2008, 10:58:02 AM
If I was being paid to, I'd yell too.
Title: Re: Make sure you yell when you lose weight.
Post by: Houdini on March 12, 2008, 11:17:45 AM
Because yelling is a good outlet for your anger.
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Post by: ME## on March 12, 2008, 11:37:50 AM
I don't know. Also:

[spoiler]IT'S MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW!!![/spoiler]

That commercial is really annoying.
Title: Re: Make sure you yell when you lose weight.
Post by: FullmetalGanon on March 12, 2008, 11:44:51 AM
i lost 2 pounds this month by not eating salt.
Title: Re: Make sure you yell when you lose weight.
Post by: ME## on March 12, 2008, 11:47:20 AM
Quote from: FullmetalGanon on March 12, 2008, 11:44:51 AM
i lost 2 pounds this month by not eating salt.


Fatass. I lost fifty pounds by not eating this month.  baddood;
Title: Re: Make sure you yell when you lose weight.
Post by: Selkie on March 12, 2008, 11:54:06 AM
So that it works better

but seriously, I hate those commercials, like "omg some random pill thing, it ACTUALLY works. it ACTUALLY works!"

Shut the fuck up, it doesn't work.
Title: Re: Make sure you yell when you lose weight.
Post by: Samus Aran on March 12, 2008, 11:56:02 AM
Quote from: Selkie on March 12, 2008, 11:54:06 AM
So that it works better

but seriously, I hate those commercials, like "omg some random pill thing, it ACTUALLY works. it ACTUALLY works!"

Shut the fuck up, it doesn't work.


If it just plain didn't work, it wouldn't be advertised on TV, and it wouldn't get FDA approval.

It's not that they don't work...they just don't work much, if any, better than any other weight-loss supplements.

It's still best to lose weight the old fashioned way. Diet and exercise.
Title: Re: Make sure you yell when you lose weight.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on March 12, 2008, 12:03:07 PM
Yelling rids you of 5 calories per hour. caterpie;
Title: Re: Make sure you yell when you lose weight.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on March 12, 2008, 05:12:44 PM
I hate people that think taking diet pills alone will lead them to dropping 50 pounds in a week. If you don't eat healthy and exercise, it won't do jack shit. If you exercise and eat healthy, why would you need diet pills? They're useless and only used to take money from gullible fools.
Title: Re: Make sure you yell when you lose weight.
Post by: LCK on March 12, 2008, 05:38:45 PM
i lost 25 pounds by not eating breakfast or lunch on weekdays for about two and a half  months, and occasional exercise

i didn't shout
Title: Re: Make sure you yell when you lose weight.
Post by: guff on March 12, 2008, 05:43:26 PM
still better than billy mays
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Post by: Himu on March 12, 2008, 05:47:45 PM
becuz they finally got that weight off their shoulders
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Post by: ncba93ivyase on March 12, 2008, 05:51:37 PM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on March 12, 2008, 05:43:26 PM
still better than billy mays
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I like him.
Title: Re: Make sure you yell when you lose weight.
Post by: Selkie on March 12, 2008, 05:57:04 PM
Quote from: Trevor on March 12, 2008, 05:38:45 PM
i lost 25 pounds by not eating breakfast or lunch on weekdays for about two and a half  months, and occasional exercise

i didn't shout


That's real fucking healthy.
Title: Re: Make sure you yell when you lose weight.
Post by: famy on March 12, 2008, 05:58:31 PM
I lost weight by not eating that much when I first started using interwebs lol.  befuddlement
Title: Re: Make sure you yell when you lose weight.
Post by: Geno on March 12, 2008, 06:06:59 PM
Quote from: not famy on March 12, 2008, 05:58:31 PM
I lost weight by not eating that much when I first started using interwebs lol.  befuddlement
r u famy
Title: Re: Make sure you yell when you lose weight.
Post by: LCK on March 12, 2008, 06:08:15 PM
Quote from: Selkie on March 12, 2008, 05:57:04 PM
That's real fucking healthy.
i eat a good supper  baddood;

Quote from: Genocyde on March 12, 2008, 06:06:59 PM
r u famy
no its not famy cant you read god dammit
Title: Re: Make sure you yell when you lose weight.
Post by: Selkie on March 12, 2008, 06:13:41 PM
Quote from: Trevor on March 12, 2008, 06:08:15 PM
i eat a good supper  baddood;



Food doesn't make you fat, unhealthy food does damit.

why are so many people so dumb when it comes to health  gonk;

You NEED to eat 3 meals a day. Or at LEAST breakfast and dinner.
Title: Re: Make sure you yell when you lose weight.
Post by: YPrrrr on March 12, 2008, 06:15:31 PM
Quote from: Selkie on March 12, 2008, 06:13:41 PM
Food doesn't make you fat, unhealthy food does damit.

why are so many people so dumb when it comes to health  gonk;

You NEED to eat 3 meals a day. Or at LEAST breakfast and dinner.
Breakfast makes me sick. Lunch and dinner are where it's at.
Title: Re: Make sure you yell when you lose weight.
Post by: LCK on March 12, 2008, 06:28:50 PM
Quote from: Selkie on March 12, 2008, 06:13:41 PM
Food doesn't make you fat, unhealthy food does damit.

why are so many people so dumb when it comes to health  gonk;

You NEED to eat 3 meals a day. Or at LEAST breakfast and dinner.
If I eat breakfast in the morning before school, I'll feel sick the rest of the day. That's how it's always been for me. On occasion, I'll have a banana or something. But that's pretty much it. And I just don't bother eating lunch, because my school's cafeteria is absolutely horrible and overpriced. And we're not allowed to leave for lunch.

im not as ignorant as you think i am selkie good god :(
Title: Re: Make sure you yell when you lose weight.
Post by: Socks on March 12, 2008, 06:34:46 PM
I can't lose or gain weight.
Title: Re: Make sure you yell when you lose weight.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on March 12, 2008, 07:02:34 PM
Quote from: Selkie on March 12, 2008, 05:57:04 PM
That's real fucking healthy.
I don't ever eat breakfast and I don't eat lunch on weekdays.
Title: Re: Make sure you yell when you lose weight.
Post by: Blaze-Senpai on March 12, 2008, 07:33:42 PM
I don't even eat breakfast at all anymore, and I skip lunch most days. Sometimes dinner, but never all three in one day.

Title: Re: Make sure you yell when you lose weight.
Post by: Sam on March 12, 2008, 07:37:52 PM
I gained 2 pounds this month. :(

When I have afterschool activities, I always come home and stuff myself and it causes me to gain weight.
Title: Re: Make sure you yell when you lose weight.
Post by: YPrrrr on March 12, 2008, 07:39:00 PM
Quote from: samsam on March 12, 2008, 07:37:52 PM
I gained 2 pounds this month. :(

When I have afterschool activities, I always come home and stuff myself and it causes me to gain weight.
Please don't tell me you're worried about your weight...
Title: Re: Make sure you yell when you lose weight.
Post by: Socks on March 12, 2008, 08:00:34 PM
I actually want to build up, but cant. I remain a constant weight no matter what.