I just remember when my dad fell asleep while taking a shit. He had been in there for an hour so my mom goes in, and finds him sleeping. lulz
And yeah, he was drunk. No, he's not an alcoholic.
So what are some stupid things your family members do?
My mom married my dad.
My mom and my stepdad...
Last year, my mom made me clean up the dog area when it was fucking snowing and the shit was stuck to the ground.
My mom married my stepdad.
My mom moved to Minnesota.
Quote from: Kazanova on March 11, 2008, 08:58:11 PM
My mom married my stepdad.
My mom moved to Minnesota.
Is your stepdad a drunk that plays beaner music everyday?
Quote from: TONY THE FUCKING TIGER on March 11, 2008, 09:04:03 PM
Is your stepdad a drunk that plays beaner music everyday?
No, but he is a complete dick.
Quote from: Kazanova on March 11, 2008, 09:04:50 PM
No, but he is a complete dick.
I know that experience FUN FUN FUN.
this one time he made me watch scat porn... ;___;
My father found some of my weed once and decided to secretly try it. Needless to say what unfolded next is the topic of several family jokes and the reason why I was never officially punished for possessing illegal narcotics.
my mom got pregnant with me when she was 17
my dad walked out when i was 2
do i win
Quote from: JMV on March 11, 2008, 10:23:25 PM
my mom got pregnant with me when she was 17
my dad walked out when i was 2
do i win
Game Over.
My sister ran away with her boyfriend at 17 from a fight, left my mom in pieces, then came back for money, bought an apartment, and now we act as if nothing happened. doodthing;
My dad cheated on my mom twice and was mad at her from being upset over a 25 year long marriage.
Quote from: TONY THE FUCKING TIGER on March 11, 2008, 09:06:26 PM
I know that experience FUN FUN FUN.
this one time he made me watch scat porn... ;___;
jesus i wish i knew the guy
my sister is just plain stupid.
and she's 18
My sister smokes.
Quote from: JMV on March 11, 2008, 10:23:25 PM
my mom got pregnant with me when she was 17
my dad walked out when i was 2
do i win
My dad repeatedly walked out on me, refused to contact me while he was away, and right before my mom got married to my stepdad, my dad got busted for smuggling cocaine over the border and was sent to an overseas prison.
My cousin dropped out of high school as a senior, if I remember correctly. He also tried moving out of his parents' home a few months ago.
He's 19.
Quote from: Co-Z on March 12, 2008, 06:11:14 AM
my sister is just plain stupid.
and she's 18
Read "sister" as "mother." goonish