i never had job before
how do i do resume
i found a place hiring downtown for tech supportz and i want to apply wut wuld i put on resume without "omfg this dood had no jawb dont hire him" i want 10-15 dorrars per hour
Lie. A lot.
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on March 10, 2008, 08:32:43 PM
Lie. A lot.
That would prevent ANY future jobs. :(
seriously guys help
Quote from: JMV on March 10, 2008, 08:39:15 PM
That would prevent ANY future jobs. :(
seriously guys help
Ok, list your accomplishments and use connatations to make them sound much more important than they really are. Exagerration is key
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on March 10, 2008, 08:40:42 PM
Ok, list your accomplishments and use connatations to make them sound much more important than they really are. Exagerration is key
so i guess i should use big font to make the 2 things look important
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on March 10, 2008, 08:32:43 PM
Lie. A lot.
Yeah. We've been doing a lot of work with résumés in English class... And that would seem to be your bet.
so basically all i did in high school was bpa and i was treasurer and did president stuff even though i didnt have the title i had to act as president. i also did this http://www.gloucestertimes.com/graduation/graduation/etpcgraduation_story_134151450.html
that's all i did
invite them to boyah spam;
Just list cool stuff you did(volunteer work, grades, activities, etc)
don't forget to list that you're an "accomplished web manager" or something to that effect
Quote from: WrenchNinja on March 10, 2008, 08:44:49 PM
invite them to boyah spam;
they'll think i'm mentally unstable.
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Just list cool stuff you did(volunteer work,
LOL
Quotegrades,
hmm not great but not bad.
Quoteactivities, etc)
activity
Quote from: Kazanova on March 10, 2008, 08:45:54 PM
don't forget to list that you're an "accomplished web manager" or something to that effect
maybe
Quote from: JMV on March 10, 2008, 08:44:39 PM
so basically all i did in high school was bpa and i was treasurer and did president stuff even though i didnt have the title i had to act as president. i also did this http://www.gloucestertimes.com/graduation/graduation/etpcgraduation_story_134151450.html
that's all i did
So put that down, saying that you were the treasurer and carried out presidential duties, making whatever you did sound infinitely more important than it actually was. Leave it to their interpretation. I don't mean flat out make stuff up, just stretch the reality a bit.
i have papers from my gay social worker on how to write the best resumes on jobs y/n
DOES JMV WANT Y/N
Hope my Resume helped.
Quote from: JMV on March 10, 2008, 08:31:46 PM
i never had job before
how do i do resume
i found a place hiring downtown for tech supportz and i want to apply wut wuld i put on resume without "omfg this dood had no jawb dont hire him" i want 10-15 dorrars per hour
Your never gonna start out 10-15 dorrars per hour.
Quote from: Clucky et al. on March 11, 2008, 12:04:58 PM
i have papers from my gay social worker on how to write the best resumes on jobs y/n
DOES JMV WANT Y/N
I know how to write them, I've done it for my parents. >.<
I just am having difficulty figuring out what to do without any job experience.
Quote from: Socks on March 11, 2008, 12:30:26 PM
Hope my Resume helped.
it did a bit
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on March 11, 2008, 12:48:58 PM
Your never gonna start out 10-15 dorrars per hour.
You're an idiot. psyduck; They don't advertise 10-15 dollars an hour and not give it. I'm not expecting 15, I'm sure that's for people with experience, but 10 seems fine.
Aren't you in college? Tell them your in CS (or w/e you're in). Tell them about Boyah, or if you've ever repaired computers before, and send them some nudes ;)
EDIT: Tell them you help your family with their computer-related problems.
Tell them everything.
Quote from: home-run-bat on March 12, 2008, 01:33:16 PM
Tell them everything.
...But the anal sex thing, on second thought...