I remember I was giving a 5 minute oral book report on The Hobbit, and I got an erection from staring at my hot student teacher. She had cleavage showing that day, that bitch.( baddood;) It was extremely noticeable, and the only thing I had to stand behind was a podium that hid nothing. I just kept talking and tried to keep all focus off the area. Good god, no one said anything about it, but I was paranoid.
When I was finished, I slid back to my seat and tried to make it go away. :(
I also got an erection from staring at a wall one day. befuddlement
Share your erection stories with Boyah. goonish
lol oral
also, in before bluaki making an obvious reference about how she's thankful that she lacks a penis.
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I got an erection one day from staring at this one guy in my English class in eighth grade.
I hardly ever get erections at school though.
Lawked sheet lik dis stuys in da cat thread
Quote from: Trevor on March 08, 2008, 02:25:15 PM
Share your erection stories with Boyah.
I have none doodella;
Quote from: JMV on March 08, 2008, 02:26:21 PM
also, in before bluaki making an obvious reference about how she's thankful that she lacks a penis.
hi
Quote from: JMV on March 08, 2008, 02:26:21 PM
also, in before bluaki making an obvious reference about how she's thankful that she lacks a penis.
Predictable Jennifer is predictable.
Quote from: ME86 on March 08, 2008, 02:35:14 PM
Predictable Jennifer is predictable.
Her name is Jennifer?
That's so fucking hot.
Quote from: Cameron the Smash Fag on March 08, 2008, 02:41:01 PM
Her name is Jennifer?
That's so fucking hot.
Yes Cameron, Bluaki is named Jennifer.
Quote from: ME86 on March 08, 2008, 02:42:29 PM
Yes Cameron, Bluaki is named Jennifer.
God I'd so do Bluaki, it's time like this I wish I had a vagina.
Quote from: Cameron the Smash Fag on March 08, 2008, 02:45:57 PM
God I'd so do Bluaki, it's time like this I wish I had a vagina.
You would have sexual intercourse with a person just based upon their name...? smithicide;
Quote from: ME86 on March 08, 2008, 02:46:54 PM
You would have sexual intercourse with a person just based upon their name...? smithicide;
Yes
I come into this thread and the topic immediately veers off-topic? befuddlement
Also yes, my name is really Jennifer.
Right now.
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on March 08, 2008, 02:49:14 PM
My name is Jennifer too. doodthing;
He's a liar. His name is Czar.
Quote from: ME86 on March 08, 2008, 02:53:15 PM
He's a liar. His name is Czar.
fuck yeah im czar nicholas II
I used to always get erections just out of nowhere during school, like all the freaking time.
So I am now a pro at hiding them whenever I sporadically get them. Hand-in-the-pocket technique works well. I just pretend I'm getting a piece of gum. I lift it upward so it stays there and isn't noticeable.
btw bluaki's name isn't really jennifer
Quote from: Kazanova on March 08, 2008, 06:16:58 PM
btw bluaki's name isn't really jennifer
What is it o master Kyle?
Quote from: ME86 on March 08, 2008, 06:20:16 PM
What is it o master Kyle?
I'll never tell. giggle;
Quote from: Kazanova on March 08, 2008, 06:20:50 PM
I'll never tell. giggle;
Is she really a guy in disguise like Juni says? giggle;
Quote from: ME86 on March 08, 2008, 06:22:45 PM
Is she really a guy in disguise like Juni says? giggle;
I'll never tell. giggle;
Sometimes when I touch myself I get boners it's really quite embarassing. O_0
Quote from: Kazanova on March 08, 2008, 06:16:58 PM
btw bluaki's name isn't really jennifer
huh? why would you think that? befuddlement
It was last time I checked and I doubt name change stuffs can happen without me knowing O_0
jennifer ruined my thread ;_;
Quote from: Trevor on March 08, 2008, 06:57:12 PM
jennifer ruined my thread ;_;
It was ME86 who brought up my name, but I still don't get why my name alone gives enough discussion for one and a half pages befuddlement
For some raisin, I tend to get an erection when I laugh a lot. O_0
Anytime I really think about fucking or anything sexual in general I usually get an erection, maybe not a full blown one but it will move.
Sometimes I get an erection when I'm about to have sex.
Quote from: Houdini on March 08, 2008, 09:49:16 PM
Sometimes I get an erection when I'm about to have sex.
that's rather embarassing. meaty cocks
Quote from: Socks on March 08, 2008, 09:24:26 PM
Anytime I really think about fucking or anything sexual in general I usually get an erection, maybe not a full blown one but it will move.
You probably last 2 minutes. powerofone;
Quote from: Clucky et al. on March 08, 2008, 09:54:44 PM
You probably last 2 minutes.
Come find out... There is little correlation between the two.
Quote from: Socks on March 08, 2008, 10:02:29 PM
Come find out... There is little correlation between the two.
...ok
I'll...have to call my mom to pick me...up though. :(
Quote from: Clucky et al. on March 08, 2008, 10:03:21 PM
...ok
I'll...have to call my mom to pick me...up though.
I drive. I'll do pick ups and delivery.
whats going on in here baddood;
Clucky will flatten you, and then hang you up as a wall decoration.
You don't want to get on her underside.
Quote from: Soup on March 08, 2008, 10:38:36 PM
You don't want to get on her underside.
I like to be on top.