What do I do? befuddlement
ask for threesome
Call Chelsea.
Pretend that you're having sex, only be louder and more obnoxious. doodella;
Oh, and record it.
Watch porn.
Quote from: ratpeR on February 20, 2008, 07:20:58 PM
ask for threesome
No, I only have sex with my girlfriend. doodthing;
Quote from: ME86 on February 20, 2008, 07:21:17 PM
Pretend that your having sex, only be louder and more obnoxious. doodella;
Oh, and record it.
oh god what if that's actually what he's doing
Either level up, or refer to the nsider ink shop.
Bang on the wall. And ask if they are using a condom.
Perhaps you should make a gloryhole through the wall
Call 911 and say that you think the guy next door is having a seizure.
Quote from: ME86 on February 20, 2008, 07:21:17 PM
Pretend that you're having sex, only be louder and more obnoxious. doodella;
Oh, and record it.
I second this.
Quote from: JMV290 on February 20, 2008, 07:22:57 PM
Call 911 and say that you think the guy next door is having a seizure.
And this.
Invite him to Boyah.
Record the noises and post them on the internet.
Go knock on the door and say with an attitude. "Can you guys keep it down? I'm trying to watch 40 Year Old Virgin".
First, record it and post it on Mediafire.
Second, go over there with a bromm and bang on his door. When he comes up, leave. keep doing this over and over
doodella;
Is it gay sex?
Quote from: NotSid on February 20, 2008, 07:22:31 PM
Perhaps you should make a gloryhole through the wall
"Porky's" makes me afraid to try that.
By the way guys, I think it's either done with or his girlfriend/hooker passed out because she's not making noise anymore
Tell them lunar eclipses increase your odds of getting pregnant and/or nullify contraceptives
Quote from: Kazarus on February 20, 2008, 07:25:11 PM
"Porky's" makes me afraid to try that.
By the way guys, I think it's either done with or his girlfriend/hooker passed out because she's not making noise anymore
What's Porky's?
Quote from: Bushybrow on February 20, 2008, 07:27:29 PM
What's Porky's?
a movie
in one scene the guys are peeping through a hole at naked girls in a locker room and the girls notice, so one of the guys sticks his dick through the hole to piss them off but then the gym teacher who's fat and ugly comes by and grabs his dick and yanks on it
Quote from: Kazarus on February 20, 2008, 07:28:56 PM
a movie
in one scene the guys are peeping through a hole at naked girls in a locker room and the girls notice, so one of the guys sticks his dick through the hole to piss them off but then the gym teacher who's fat and ugly comes by and grabs his dick and yanks on it
you don't like a little tug here and there?
Quote from: Nyerp on February 20, 2008, 07:31:11 PM
you don't like a little tug here and there?
no i'd prefer a handjob
i'm not a masochist so i don't really see the pleasure in getting my dick yanked so much that it hurts
Quote from: Kazarus on February 20, 2008, 07:28:56 PM
a movie
in one scene the guys are peeping through a hole at naked girls in a locker room and the girls notice, so one of the guys sticks his dick through the hole to piss them off but then the gym teacher who's fat and ugly comes by and grabs his dick and yanks on it
I don't think some fat dyke will come and yank your cock off.
But you
could piss through the hole
Quote from: Bushybrow on February 20, 2008, 07:32:06 PM
I don't think some fat dyke will come and yank your cock off.
But you could piss through the hole
i don't have anything to make a hole with
and by the way it sounds like they've started up again, but i can tell they're trying to be quieter
maybe someone told them to shut up doodella;
Got a TV or radio?
I really hope I don't get a sex-crazed roommate when I'm in college...
ky jelly (http://www.k-y.com/)
Quote from: Kazarus on February 20, 2008, 07:41:27 PM
yeah why
Turn it up really loud.
He'll complain but then embarass him with what you heard.
Quote from: Nyerp on February 20, 2008, 07:43:39 PM
He'll complain but then embarass him with what you heard.
Obviously you've never had sex or come close to experiencing one of the few things women do right. You will not give a shit what is going on as long as it does not directly interfere with your pleasure. And half the time you will not even be really aware of your environment beyond the amazing sensation you're experiencing.
Quote from: Socks on February 20, 2008, 07:47:24 PM
Obviously you've never had sex or come close to experiencing one of the few things women do right. You will not give a shit what is going on as long as it does not directly interfere with your pleasure. And half the time you will not even be really aware of your environment beyond the amazing sensation you're experiencing.
Ok cool.
I'm so jealous. I think your e-penis just grew a little too. Great job. thumbup;
Quote from: Nyerp on February 20, 2008, 07:49:13 PM
Ok cool.
I'm so jealous. I think your e-penis just grew a little too. Great job.
Idiot. I'm trying to educate you so you don't make moronic comments like that anymore.
Quote from: Socks on February 20, 2008, 07:54:48 PM
Idiot. I'm trying to educate you so you don't make moronic comments like that anymore.
Oh. Well thanks, mentor. I'll take that into account next time you post some long-winded shit no one cares about. thumbup;
Nyerp,stop trying, you won't win.
Socks, stop trying,he doesn't want to learn.
Quote from: Cameron the Smash Fag on February 20, 2008, 07:57:47 PM
Nyerp,stop trying, you won't win.
Socks, stop trying,he doesn't want to learn.
Shutup.
Quote from: Cameron the Smash Fag on February 20, 2008, 07:57:47 PM
Nyerp,stop trying, you won't win.
Socks, stop trying,he doesn't want to learn.
fuck you don't tell socks what to do
Quote from: Nyerp on February 20, 2008, 07:56:22 PM
Oh. Well thanks, mentor. I'll take that into account next time you post some long-winded shit no one cares about.
Because that's obviously my main reason for posting, attention, not everyone is such an posting whore, you really are a dipshit if you think so.
Quote from: Socks on February 20, 2008, 08:00:07 PM
Because that's obviously my main reason for posting, attention, not everyone is such an posting whore, you really are a dipshit if you think so.
Well you really are a retard if you think anyone takes those posts like that you make seriously.
Quote from: Nyerp on February 20, 2008, 07:56:22 PM
Oh. Well thanks, mentor. I'll take that into account next time you post some long-winded shit no one cares about. thumbup;
fuck you. socks' long winded posts are actually interesting, unlike someone who fills this forum with shit posts.
I'd blast "Superman", by Eminem.
Quote from: Nyerp on February 20, 2008, 08:01:43 PM
Well you really are a retard if you think anyone takes those posts like that you make seriously.
Speak for yourself, I take his posts seriously.
Quote from: Gin on February 20, 2008, 08:03:07 PM
fuck you. socks' long winded posts are actually interesting, unlike someone who fills this forum with shit posts.
Socks is a petty gimmick. He's only here for amusement, and he's not even funny. MY SHIT POSTS HAVE HEART ;_;
Quote from: Cameron the Smash Fag on February 20, 2008, 08:03:34 PM
Speak for yourself, I take his posts seriously.
Well that's fine and dandy for you, but at the end of the day he is annoying.
Quote from: Nyerp on February 20, 2008, 08:07:16 PM
MY SHIT POSTS HAVE HEART.
Yet seemingly lack any other form of expression which would show you have developed some sort of higher thinking and maturity.
Quote from: Nyerp on February 20, 2008, 08:07:16 PM
Socks is a petty gimmick. He's only here for amusement, and he's not even funny. MY SHIT POSTS HAVE HEART ;_;Well that's fine and dandy for you, but at the end of the day he is annoying.
We're all here for amusement, you stupid piece of shit.
Your shit posts have nothing but shit.
You're in no position to call anyone annoying.
In closing, shut the fuck up.
Another thread hijacked by a dumb argument.
Quote from: Socks on February 20, 2008, 08:10:29 PM
Yet seemingly lack any other form of expression which would show you have developed some sort of higher thinking and maturity.
ok i didn't know
Quote from: Gin on February 20, 2008, 08:10:59 PM
We're all here for amusement, you stupid piece of shit.
Your shit posts have nothing but shit.
You're in no position to call anyone annoying.
In closing, shut the fuck up.
I was joking. psyduck; Socks and I go way back dude.
Quote from: Jesus on February 20, 2008, 08:12:45 PM
Another thread hijacked by a dumb argument.
Seriously.
Quote from: Nyerp on February 20, 2008, 08:13:12 PM
I was joking. psyduck; Socks and I go way back dude.
You're an idiot. psyduck;
Quote from: Nyerp on February 20, 2008, 08:23:31 PM
Sorry, but Socks' post was just retarded.
Did I not just say to stop it? Seriously, arguing with him with only make you look more and more retarded, stop.
Quote from: Nyerp on February 20, 2008, 08:23:31 PM
Sorry, but Socks' post was just retarded.
Our language requires an "s" after an apostrophe unless you are referring to something owned by Jesus or by multiple people. eg:
My parents' house
Jesus' love child
Sure, "Socks" is a plural word, but only referring to the item, Socks is a single being.
Quote from: JMV290 on February 20, 2008, 08:28:57 PM
Our language requires an "s" after an apostrophe unless you are referring to something owned by Jesus or by multiple people. eg:
My parents' house
Jesus' love child
Sure, "Socks" is a plural word, but only referring to the item, Socks is a single being.
Hi Keatsta.
Quote from: JMV290 on February 20, 2008, 08:28:57 PM
Our language requires an "s" after an apostrophe unless you are referring to something owned by Jesus or by multiple people. eg:
My parents' house
Jesus' love child
Sure, "Socks" is a plural word, but only referring to the item, Socks is a single being.
I'm pretty sure you don't need the extra S after the apostrophe as long as the word ends with an S. baddood;
Quote from: Jesus on February 20, 2008, 08:35:48 PM
I'm pretty sure you don't need the extra S after the apostrophe as long as the word ends with an S. baddood;
You're wrong.
Quote from: Cameron the Smash Fag on February 20, 2008, 08:35:06 PM
Hi Keatsta.
I'm cooler though. baddood;
Quote from: JMV290 on February 20, 2008, 08:36:19 PM
You're wrong.I'm cooler though. baddood;
Yes you are, I luvs me some Jim V. Keatsta is so badass though.
run in and jam it in his pooper
call him. when he picks up the phone, pop a balloon say "I've been shot!!" and hang up.
he'll stop having sex.
Quote from: JMV290 on February 20, 2008, 08:28:57 PM
Our language requires an "s" after an apostrophe unless you are referring to something owned by Jesus or by multiple people. eg:
My parents' house
Jesus' love child
Sure, "Socks" is a plural word, but only referring to the item, Socks is a single being.
I was taught differently then because my English teacher said that if a name has an "s" at the end then you only need an apostrophe.
Quote from: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 03:51:51 AM
I was taught differently then because my English teacher said that if a name has an "s" at the end then you only need an apostrophe.
oh yeah well my english teacher graduated from oxford spam;
I hear it all the time. Usually at night, I hear a woman screaming like a woman would if they were having sex.
oh man...
whenever i get into college...
having loud obnoxious sex with my boyfriend in his dorm is going to be a weekly excursion caterpie;
Quote from: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 03:51:51 AM
I was taught differently then because my English teacher said that if a name has an "s" at the end then you only need an apostrophe.
You live in the south, y'all suck at English anyhow.
Quote from: ProtectedMember32 on February 21, 2008, 11:17:33 AM
having loud obnoxious sex with my boyfriend in his dorm is going to be a weekly excursion caterpie
Everyone around you will be doing the same in College, heck you might even have some company in the dorm room at the same timeââ,¬Â¦ Just make sure you don't end up on Youtube like Polar Bear.
Quote from: Socks on February 21, 2008, 11:23:36 AM
have some company in the dorm room at the same timeââ,¬Â¦
no.
Quote from: ProtectedMember32 on February 21, 2008, 11:25:27 AM
no.
It's happened. We did our thing, they did theirs, it was kind of dark, no one cared, same result.
Quote from: Socks on February 21, 2008, 11:28:06 AM
It's happened. We did our thing, they did theirs, it was kind of dark, no one cared, same result.
well...
if its dark, i guess it wouldnt be so bad doodthing;
Quote from: ProtectedMember32 on February 21, 2008, 11:28:52 AM
well...
if its dark, i guess it wouldnt be so bad doodthing;
But weird.
Quote from: ProtectedMember32 on February 21, 2008, 11:28:52 AM
well...
if its dark, i guess it wouldnt be so bad doodthing;
Nothing, not even the fact that there are other people in the room, would matter if I was your partner. powerofone;
Quote from: ProtectedMember32 on February 21, 2008, 11:28:52 AM
well...
if its dark, i guess it wouldnt be so bad
Not at all, at least not for guys, I knew the dude and I didn't care, so long as our man parts stay a good distance apart it's not a problem. As for the girls, LMAO, they were too incoherent to being with, then you add the feeling of sex into it and it's wrap. It can be weird but only if it's real intimate sex and not just typical plowing.
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on February 21, 2008, 11:32:21 AM
Nothing, not even the fact that there are other people in the room, would matter if I was your partner. powerofone;
hahahahaha, oh really now?
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on February 21, 2008, 11:30:24 AM
But weird.
yes. so, so weird.
Quote from: Socks on February 21, 2008, 11:36:06 AM
. It can be weird but only if it's real intimate sex and not just typical plowing.
then i guess it would depend on my mood.
my sexual nature tends shift between intimate/really affectionate to raunchy/"gimme more" from time to time.
so....i dunno doodthing;
Quote from: ProtectedMember32 on February 21, 2008, 11:17:33 AM
oh man...
whenever i get into college...
having loud obnoxious sex with my boyfriend in his dorm is going to be a weekly excursion caterpie;
I can't wait till college.
Quote from: Bassir C. on February 21, 2008, 10:05:56 AM
oh yeah well my english teacher graduated from oxford spam;
I've never even had an English teacher.
Quote from: ProtectedMember32 on February 21, 2008, 11:17:33 AM
oh man...
whenever i get into college...
having loud obnoxious sex with my boyfriend in his dorm is going to be a weekly excursion caterpie;
lucky :(
Quote from: ProtectedMember32 on February 21, 2008, 11:41:29 AM
my sexual nature tends shift between intimate/really affectionate to raunchy/"gimme more" from time to time.
Good, variety, your boyfriend will/should be a happy man then.
Quote from: Socks on February 21, 2008, 11:45:59 AM
Good, variety, your boyfriend will/should be a happy man then.
oh, you know he is. n_u
Quote from: Geno. on February 21, 2008, 11:48:56 AM
I'm jealous.
Of what? You'll get there, in the meantime there's always your hand.
Quote from: Geno. on February 21, 2008, 11:48:56 AM
I'm jealous. :(
sadly, we are separated by hundreds of millions of miles.
so its been a long
long long while :(
Quote from: ProtectedMember32 on February 21, 2008, 11:52:22 AM
sadly, we are separated by hundreds of millions of miles.
so its been a long
long long while
If he's a normal male then it probably has not been that long of a time for himââ,¬Â¦
Shoot his mom.
Quote from: JMV290 on February 21, 2008, 11:19:16 AM
You live in the south, y'all suck at English anyhow.
I don't say "y'all" and I definitely don't say "anyhow" and I don't recall ever saying "chur" either. spam;
Quote from: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 12:25:38 PM
I don't say "y'all" and I definitely don't say "anyhow" and I don't recall ever saying "chur" either. spam;
Can you say "dipshit?"
Quote from: Jester on February 21, 2008, 12:26:24 PM
Can you say "dipshit?"
di di dishpit
I guess not.
ru from outsider?
Quote from: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 12:27:18 PM
di di dishpit
I guess not.
Then you indeed deserve the title.
Quote from: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 12:27:18 PM
ru from outsider?
that place that's at the bottom of the hill?
Quote from: Jester on February 21, 2008, 12:30:54 PM
that place that's at the bottom of the hill?
ya doesn't it suck
Quote from: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 12:34:47 PM
ya doesn't it suck
I don't think it sucks, but it's very inactive so there's not much ever going on.
Quote from: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 12:25:38 PM
I don't say "y'all" and I definitely don't say "anyhow" and I don't recall ever saying "chur" either. spam;
But you do over exercise the use of the word "and." And it's not my fault that I picked up speaking habits of minorities. :(
I also get the benefit of going to a school with teachers who know how to properly handle apostrophes. spam;
Quote from: Kazarus on February 21, 2008, 12:36:38 PM
I don't think it sucks, but it's very inactive so there's not much ever going on.
Kaz are they still at it?
Quote from: Jester on February 21, 2008, 12:37:19 PM
No.
Did Alan ever get his DS back?
Quote from: JMV290 on February 21, 2008, 12:36:50 PM
But you do over exercise the use of the word "and." And it's not my fault that I picked up speaking habits of minorities. :(
I also get the benefit of going to a school with teachers who know how to properly handle apostrophes. spam;
lol starting a sentence with and
I live in a very affluent area thank you very much.
Quote from: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 12:40:38 PM
Kaz are they still at it?Did Alan ever get his DS back?lol starting a sentence with and
I live in a very affluent area thank you very much.
The low quality of your education becomes apparent if you still go by the elementary school teachings that a sentence cannot start with "and".
Quote from: Jester on February 21, 2008, 12:41:40 PM
Imagine that. spam;
huh
Quote from: JMV290 on February 21, 2008, 12:41:51 PM
The low quality of your education becomes apparent if you still go by the elementary school teachings that a sentence cannot start with "and".
And is a conjunction word, you silly goose.
Quote from: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 12:44:21 PM
And is a conjunction word, you silly goose.
OH GOD, YOU NEED TO GET TO A SCHOOL THAT KNOWS HOW TO USE OUR LANGUAGE.
Quote from: JMV290 on February 21, 2008, 12:46:56 PM
OH GOD, YOU NEED TO GET TO A SCHOOL THAT KNOWS HOW TO USE OUR LANGUAGE.
I could say the same thing to you. baddood;
Quote from: Jester on February 21, 2008, 12:47:33 PM
Imagine Alan getting back his Ds.
Sorry, my mind isn't wheelchair accessible.
Quote from: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 12:51:06 PM
I could say the same thing to you. baddood;
The pronunciation of a word has more to do with an accent. Grammatical errancies, such as incorrectly dropping an s in a singular word showing ownership, are something that you do learn in school. It is possible for a sentence to begin with "and" or "but."
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Possible but not correct. Or maybe it's just pissy old teachers... :(
Quote from: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 12:59:32 PM
Possible but not correct. Or maybe it's just pissy old teachers... :(
Pissy old teachers who don't know English. baddood;
Quote from: JMV290 on February 21, 2008, 12:59:58 PM
Pissy old teachers who don't know English. baddood;
The rules have changed since the 60's, don't blame them.
Quote from: Socks on February 21, 2008, 01:00:40 PM
Hello, and I speak American, not English.
I speak ebonics.
Quote from: Kazarus on February 21, 2008, 12:36:38 PM
I don't think it sucks, but it's very inactive so there's not much ever going on.
I agree. I registered and never posted, or wanted to. /:
America has no official language Socks. n_u
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on February 21, 2008, 01:05:11 PM
I agree. I registered and never posted, or wanted to. /:
I don't think they would let you.
Quote from: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 01:10:01 PM
America has no official language Socks.
If we had an official Dipshit though, it'd be you.
Quote from: Socks on February 21, 2008, 01:11:39 PM
If we had an official Dipshit though, it'd be you.
please stop copying messages into quotes or whatever
Quote from: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 01:13:30 PM
please stop copying messages into quotes or whatever
wat
Quote from: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 01:13:30 PM
please stop copying messages into quotes or whatever
Please post coherently.
Quote from: JMV290 on February 21, 2008, 01:15:22 PM
wat
It's obvious. No emotes ever appear in his quotes.
Quote from: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 01:18:11 PM
It's obvious. No emotes ever appear in his quotes.
Then how does he get the link to the post in there? It's obvious that he manually removes them.
Quote from: JMV290 on February 21, 2008, 01:19:01 PM
Then how does he get the link to the post in there? It's obvious that he manually removes them.
why does he do that
Quote from: Commodore Guff on February 21, 2008, 01:17:08 PM
stop setting a bad example
Stop trying too hard.
JMV is correct. I don't post "Emotes".
Quote from: Socks on February 21, 2008, 01:20:19 PM
Stop trying too hard.
JMV is correct. I don't post "Emotes".
you're too cool for them right
Quote from: Nyerp on February 21, 2008, 01:21:59 PM
you're too cool for them right
No.
You are un-cool with them.
Quote from: Socks on February 21, 2008, 01:20:19 PM
Stop trying too hard.
hate to sound redundant but stop setting a bad example
Quote from: Commodore Guff on February 21, 2008, 01:26:56 PM
hate to sound redundant but stop setting a bad example
It's not as bad as sounding moronic, never mind, you did that too.
Quote from: Socks on February 21, 2008, 01:29:17 PM
It's not as bad as sounding moronic, never mind, you did that too.
i thought we got over the coherency thing doodthing;
Quote from: Commodore Guff on February 21, 2008, 01:30:30 PM
i thought we got over the coherency thing
Which begs the question, why the shitty posts?
Quote from: Socks on February 21, 2008, 01:31:38 PM
Which begs the question, why the shitty posts?
reminds me of someone else ^
Quote from: Socks on February 21, 2008, 01:31:38 PM
Which begs the question, why the shitty posts?
dunno, maybe you've got a rough home life
Quote from: Commodore Guff on February 21, 2008, 01:32:38 PM
dunno, maybe you've got a rough home life
Perhaps early childhood anal trauma? Come on, you can tell me...
Quote from: Socks on February 21, 2008, 01:34:41 PM
Perhaps early childhood anal trauma? Come on, you can tell me...
coherency
we're done here
Quote from: Bassir C. on February 21, 2008, 01:37:53 PM
we're almost done here
I said shut the fuck up. Don't unlock it again.
Quote from: V on February 21, 2008, 01:38:28 PM
I said shut the fuck up. Don't unlock it again.
i won't
but it doesn't change the fact that you're being incoherent
Quote from: Bassir C. on February 21, 2008, 01:41:13 PM
i won't
but it doesn't change the fact that you're being incoherent
i locked this coherently
Silicone ass implants.
I declare this the chat thread for staff members.
Quote from: JMV290 on February 21, 2008, 01:48:14 PM
I declare this the chat thread for staff members.
more like cool people haha
so guys, what's going on
Not much, just checking out some servers.
I don't want to go to work. :(
Quote from: V on February 21, 2008, 01:49:53 PM
I don't want to go to work. :(
Is it another 8 hour shift?
Quote from: V on February 21, 2008, 01:50:42 PM
straight.
but no.
more like GAY amirite lollllzzz