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Title: How do I get through cramps?
Post by: Ashleycakes on February 13, 2008, 05:27:08 PM

I'm currently not having a steady menstrual cycle. I'm irritable all the time; I want to punch the living daylights out of someone. Also, I fear my boyfriend is cheating with another girl. And my teacher is such a faggot. How do I get through cramps?

Title: Re: How do I get through cramps?
Post by: Pyrate on February 13, 2008, 05:33:11 PM

Heating pad. But remember to turn it off when you're done. faggot

Title: Re: How do I get through cramps?
Post by: Albel The Wicked on February 13, 2008, 05:33:33 PM

First you must bottle your menstrual blood inside a container. Let is sit for about one to two weeks. After that, the fermentation process will be complete and the fluid ready to drink. Drink a a cup and a half of that. Voila! Your cramps are gone.

Title: Re: How do I get through cramps?
Post by: YPrrrr on February 13, 2008, 07:12:29 PM

I'd go with Pyrate because I have no idea

Title: Re: How do I get through cramps?
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on February 13, 2008, 07:14:43 PM

Maybe you should massage your vagina?

Title: Re: How do I get through cramps?
Post by: Sam on February 17, 2008, 01:07:48 AM

I usually punch myself in the stomach, no lie.

Title: Re: How do I get through cramps?
Post by: Pyrate on February 17, 2008, 08:29:28 PM

Quote from: samsam on February 17, 2008, 01:07:48 AM
I usually punch myself in the stomach, no lie.

That's for unwanted pregnancy, silly Pinkeh.

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