I follow her around.
She never seems to notice me.
It kinda gets me down.
I broke into her house last week,
But she wasn't there,
So I took off all my clothes,
And tried on her underwear.
I'm always thinking of her.
I really think I love her.
I'm not much of a talker,
So I guess I will just stalk her.
And I'll stalk her.
And if she were a doggie,
I would walk her.
If she were a blackboard,
I would chalk her.
If I were Columbo,
I would Peter Falk her.
But I'm not,
So I guess I'll just stalk her.
And if I played baseball,
I would baulk her.
If she were on Good Times,
I'd JJ Walker.
If she was a bathtub,
I would caulk her.
But she's not,
So I guess I'll just stalk her.
Paula should file a restraining order against that guy.
That really works yknow, I tried it.
QuoteIf she were on Good Times,
I'd JJ Walker.
People aren't verbs idort