http://tricks-revealed.com/dating-tricks/41-ways-to-melt-a-womens-heart
Quote12. Stand her naked on a sturdy chair and lick between her legs.
Quote27. Worship her breasts.
Jesus Christ. I truly feel bad for a man that follows this "advice."
if the url dies, copy and paste it into your address bar and try again
Why do I have a feeling at least one person followed this advice.
I copy and pasted it into my address bar and got shit.
Quote from: Houdini on January 06, 2008, 12:46:51 AM
I copy and pasted it into my address bar and got shit.
Same.
Well it works for me, dumbasses. Maybe Digg killed it. :|
wtf worship psyduck;
http://72.14.205.104/search?q=cache:gADhZj3PMLUJ:tricks-revealed.com/dating-tricks/41-ways-to-melt-a-womens-heart+http://tricks-revealed.com/dating-tricks/41-ways-to-melt-a-womens-heart&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=us&client=safari
try the cached page
Well at least some of these seem reasonable.
12. Stand her naked on a sturdy chair and lick between her legs.
Quote from: Lawlz on January 06, 2008, 09:42:24 AM
http://72.14.205.104/search?q=cache:gADhZj3PMLUJ:tricks-revealed.com/dating-tricks/41-ways-to-melt-a-womens-heart+http://tricks-revealed.com/dating-tricks/41-ways-to-melt-a-womens-heart&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=us&client=safari
try the cached page
http://www.women24.com/Women24v2/ContentDisplay/w24v2_ArticleCapture/0,,2084,00.html
or try the original page
Quote from: Bassir C. on January 06, 2008, 09:47:06 AM
http://www.women24.com/Women24v2/ContentDisplay/w24v2_ArticleCapture/0,,2084,00.html
or try the original page
magic
okay that's just really weird
why would you want someone to kiss your eyelids
Gets ridiculous after #24.
26. Hug her when she gets jealous. Hug her hard.
Wtf?
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on January 06, 2008, 09:49:26 AM
Gets ridiculous after #24.
26. Hug her when she gets jealous. Hug her hard.
Wtf?
Are you insinuating number twelve isn't just insane? :|
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on January 06, 2008, 09:49:26 AM
Gets ridiculous after #24.
26. Hug her when she gets jealous. Hug her hard.
Wtf?
34. Take her to a cabin with a fireplace. Build her a fire.
Quick someone try it. :|
35. Moan her name when she goes down on you.
lol
Quote from: Luke Atmey on January 06, 2008, 09:55:34 AM
35. Moan her name when she goes down on you.
lol
WILL DU :|
39. Make love to her standing up, against a wall.
this way no eggs are fertilized
Quote from: True Christian on January 06, 2008, 09:58:30 AM
39. Make love to her standing up, against a wall.
this way no eggs are fertilized
rofl
ask if she wants to wrestle?
yeah, a stressed person would totally want that
8. Kiss her eyelids.
23. Take her to see your favourite sport live. Pay more attention to her than to the game.
Um... fuck no.
9. Ask to see a picture of her when she was a child.
ok
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on January 06, 2008, 10:29:13 AM
23. Take her to see your favourite sport live. Pay more attention to her than to the game.
Um... fuck no.
lol
o hay there's a-rod with the bases loaded and we're down by 3 take my hand baby lets make love
Quote from: Title on January 06, 2008, 10:31:33 AM
lol
o hay there's a-rod with the bases loaded and we're down by 3 take my hand baby lets make love
Yes, let me worship your breasts while my team wins with a walk-off while I'm at a game I payed a good sum of money for.
BULLSHIT
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on January 06, 2008, 10:33:04 AM
Yes, let me worship your breasts while my team wins with a walk-off while I'm at a game I payed a good sum of money for.
BULLSHIT
I'll pleasure her when we clinch amirite amirite
Quote from: Title on January 06, 2008, 10:36:45 AM
I'll pleasure her when we clinch amirite amirite
Those Oriole women must be deprived if their men think like that. :||
Uh well "worship" is a bit far yes but it's a good idea to at least pay some attention to them :|
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on January 06, 2008, 11:59:16 AM
Those Oriole women must be deprived if their men think like that. :||
bow chicka bow wow
Quote from: Title on January 06, 2008, 12:22:53 PM
bow chicka bow wow
(http://mlb.mlb.com/images/2007/07/27/SzUGkmCI.jpg)
indeed
This one is my favorite:
Quote31. Keep her favourite cereal on hand.
Quote16. Undress her and put her to bed when she falls asleep in the car.
...
You heard it, worship her breasts.
Quote from: noodle_976 on January 06, 2008, 12:37:59 PM
16. Undress her and put her to bed when she falls asleep in the car.
Quote from: Houdini on January 06, 2008, 12:29:22 PM
This one is my favorite:
31. Keep her favourite cereal on hand.
I think the author drifted into Incest towards the end.
You guys my man does every single one of these.
Quote from: culoooooo on January 06, 2008, 01:40:44 PM
You guys my man does every single one of these.
You're single, and you're a guy.
Quote from: Kaz on January 06, 2008, 01:41:54 PM
You're single, and you're a guy.
i haf a vagina and im not single.
Thats just wishful thinking from your part.
Quote from: culoooooo on January 06, 2008, 01:42:59 PM
i haf a vagina and im not single.
Thats just wishful thinking from your part.
No, you're not female.
Quote from: Kaz on January 06, 2008, 01:43:49 PM
No, you're not female.
... Stop it, i cant just grow a penis for you!!
Quote from: culoooooo on January 06, 2008, 01:44:57 PM
... Stop it, i cant just grow a penis for you!!
I lol'd for some dumbass reason.
Quote from: culoooooo on January 06, 2008, 01:44:57 PM
... Stop it, i cant just grow a penis for you!!
You already have one.
Quote from: Kaz on January 06, 2008, 02:10:59 PM
You already have one.
Ugh its useless trying to reason with you.
Quote from: culoooooo on January 06, 2008, 02:12:08 PM
Ugh its useless trying to reason with you.
Ugh its useless trying to reason with you.
Quote from: bluaki on January 06, 2008, 02:17:06 PM
Ugh its useless trying to reason with you.
Why are you in this conversation?...
Quote from: culoooooo on January 06, 2008, 02:20:56 PM
Why are you in this conversation?...
Why did you start it?
Quote from: culoooooo on January 06, 2008, 02:12:08 PM
Ugh its useless trying to reason with you.
Well you know, if you hadn't admitted that you're a guy to me on NSF, you wouldn't have to worry.
Quote from: Kaz on January 06, 2008, 02:30:31 PM
Well you know, if you hadn't admitted that you're a guy to me on NSF, you wouldn't have to worry.
Gush you cant even take a joke.
Quote from: culoooooo on January 06, 2008, 02:31:06 PM
Gush you cant even take a joke.
Well gush, that's too bad.
Quote from: gay shit
4. Kiss her between her shoulder blades when she turns her back to you to go to sleep.
lolwut
Quote from: Pyrate on January 06, 2008, 02:42:35 PM
lolwut
Isnt that just lovely. I love when my man does that to me. wub;
Quote from: culoooooo on January 06, 2008, 02:43:55 PM
Isnt that just lovely. I love when my man does that to me. wub;
You're not fooling anyone.
Quote from: culoooooo on January 06, 2008, 02:43:55 PM
Isnt that just lovely. I love when my man does that to me. wub;
i love when my man isn't retarded
Quote from: Pyrate on January 06, 2008, 02:45:59 PM
i love when my man isn't retarded
I know that sucks!
My man is really smart though. Sometimes i dont know what hes talking about...
Quote from: culoooooo on January 06, 2008, 02:57:49 PM
I know that sucks!
My man is really smart though. Sometimes i dont know what hes talking about...
If you had one, that wouldn't surprise me.
Quote from: Kaz on January 06, 2008, 02:59:11 PM
If you had one, that wouldn't surprise me.
WTF I thought we were over this.
Quote from: culoooooo on January 06, 2008, 03:00:27 PM
WTF I thought we were over this.
No. I don't like it when other guys pretend to be girls.
Quote from: Kaz on January 06, 2008, 03:02:25 PM
No. I don't like it when other guys pretend to be girls.
But im not a guy, you havent even seen me...
Quote from: culoooooo on January 06, 2008, 03:03:02 PM
But im not a guy, you havent even seen me...
You admitted it to me already. Stop the charade.
Quote from: Kaz on January 06, 2008, 03:03:54 PM
You admitted it to me already. Stop the charade.
Sure, whatever. If you want to imagine me with a penis, do that.
Quote from: Kaz on January 06, 2008, 03:03:54 PM
You admitted it to me already. Stop the charade.
No I'm sure he's actually a girl because he showed me a picture of a girl probably taken off of myspace that is supposedly of him/her powerofone;
[spoiler=by the way, I rehosted the picture after he deleted from photobucket](http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/8938/comodeladosc7.jpg)[/spoiler]
Quote from: bluaki on January 06, 2008, 03:06:52 PM
No I'm sure he's actually a girl because he showed me a picture of a girl probably taken off of myspace that is supposedly of him/her powerofone;
[spoiler=by the way, I rehosted the picture after he deleted from photobucket](http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/8938/comodeladosc7.jpg)[/spoiler]
That looks exactly like my friend Malia. befuddlement
Quote from: Dahlia on January 06, 2008, 03:07:44 PM
That looks exactly like my friend Malia. befuddlement
Why didn't you say that when I showed you the picture through PM?
Quote from: Dahlia on January 06, 2008, 03:07:44 PM
That looks exactly like my friend Malia. befuddlement
Malia?
Quote from: bluaki on January 06, 2008, 03:06:52 PM
No I'm sure he's actually a girl because he showed me a picture of a girl probably taken off of myspace that is supposedly of him/her powerofone;
[spoiler=by the way, I rehosted the picture after he deleted from photobucket](http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/8938/comodeladosc7.jpg)[/spoiler]
holy shit that looks exactly like some senior in my school.
Quote from: fag on January 06, 2008, 03:09:58 PM
holy shit that looks exactly like some senior in my school.
WTF?!
Quote from: bluaki on January 06, 2008, 03:06:52 PM
No I'm sure he's actually a girl because he showed me a picture of a girl probably taken off of myspace that is supposedly of him/her powerofone;
[spoiler=by the way, I rehosted the picture after he deleted from photobucket](http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/8938/comodeladosc7.jpg)[/spoiler]
fucking lesbo i told you not to show it. *cries*
Quote from: bluaki on January 06, 2008, 03:06:52 PM
No I'm sure he's actually a girl because he showed me a picture of a girl probably taken off of myspace that is supposedly of him/her powerofone;
[spoiler=by the way, I rehosted the picture after he deleted from photobucket](http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/8938/comodeladosc7.jpg)[/spoiler]
Provided that was actually culooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo;askdljf;asdlkjf;adlskjf; I'd say something like "I'm not really a fan of long black hair, but oh well."
But since that's not him, it doesn't matter.
that girl must attend several different schools, or is a combination of two people
But why did you show me a pic of a guy and not her? edumacate;
Quote from: Pyrate on January 06, 2008, 03:12:06 PM
that girl must attend several different schools, or is a combination of two people
Or maybe she's just very average-looking and doesn't really stand out to the same kind of girls we all have/had at our high schools.
Quote from: Kaz on January 06, 2008, 03:12:01 PM
Provided that was actually culooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo;askdljf;asdlkjf;adlskjf; I'd say something like "I'm not really a fan of long black hair, but oh well."
But since that's not him, it doesn't matter.
Im not missing out on anything since you arent exactly good looking.
Quote from: culoooooo on January 06, 2008, 03:13:24 PM
Im not missing out on anything since you arent exactly good looking.
But who was that guy you showed me? :(
Quote from: Dahlia on January 06, 2008, 03:12:21 PM
But why did you show me a pic of a guy and not her? edumacate;
lol Confuse people because i knew you fuckers would end up showing it to everyone. BTW Stop showing my pictures!!!
Quote from: culoooooo on January 06, 2008, 03:13:24 PM
Im not missing out on anything since you arent exactly good looking.
I didn't say I was, and I already have a girlfriend anyway, so even if you were a girl, no matter how good-looking you were, you wouldn't have a chance anyway, not that you'd want one.
So why bring it up? psyduck;
Quote from: culoooooo on January 06, 2008, 03:14:49 PM
lol Confuse people because i knew you fuckers would end up showing it to everyone. BTW Stop showing my pictures!!!
I never showed anyone.
Quote from: culoooooo on January 06, 2008, 03:14:49 PM
lol Confuse people because i knew you fuckers would end up showing it to everyone. BTW Stop showing my pictures!!!
Then don't even bother making a mere mention of a picture of you if you're not going to share it. No one cares if you're not going to deliver.
Shut up.
Quote from: Dahlia on January 06, 2008, 03:15:51 PM
I never showed anyone.
Well thank you for that. wub; A few other people havent too. Its only bluaki cuz she hates me. D:
Quote from: culoooooo on January 06, 2008, 03:16:47 PM
Well thank you for that. wub; A few other people havent too. Its only bluaki cuz she hates me. D:
Just post who you really are. Trust me, it's much better than lying.
Quote from: Bassir C. on January 06, 2008, 03:16:35 PM
Then don't even bother making a mere mention of a picture of you if you're not going to share it. No one cares if you're not going to deliver.
Shut up.
I did share it, but asked not to show it to anybody else.
This day i have learned not to trust lesbos who are in middle school.D:
Quote from: Dahlia on January 06, 2008, 03:18:42 PM
Trust me, it's much better than lying.
trust her :||
Quote from: Dahlia on January 06, 2008, 03:18:42 PM
Just post who you really are. Trust me, it's much better than lying.
But its fun. edumacate;
Quote from: culoooooo on January 06, 2008, 03:20:14 PM
But its fun. edumacate;
Not when you finally show who you really are and no one believes you.
Quote from: Dahlia on January 06, 2008, 03:20:48 PM
Not when you finally show who you really are and no one believes you.
Thats the point of the game.
Quote from: culoooooo on January 06, 2008, 03:21:37 PM
Thats the point of the game.
Then you're a waste of time and you need a disqualification. magician;
Quote from: Bassir C. on January 06, 2008, 03:23:03 PM
Then you're a waste of time and you need a disqualification. magician;
Not disqualification!!!!
Quote from: Kaz on January 06, 2008, 03:13:18 PM
Or maybe she's just very average-looking and doesn't really stand out to the same kind of girls we all have/had at our high schools.
You know Kaz you are pretty ugly so dont start insulting my appearence because you are going to end up losing.
Quote from: bluaki on January 06, 2008, 03:06:52 PM
No I'm sure he's actually a girl because he showed me a picture of a girl probably taken off of myspace that is supposedly of him/her powerofone;
[spoiler=by the way, I rehosted the picture after he deleted from photobucket](http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/8938/comodeladosc7.jpg)[/spoiler]
That looks like my old friend Malia. powerofone;
Quote from: culoooooo on January 06, 2008, 03:35:22 PM
You know Kaz you are pretty ugly so dont start insulting my appearence because you are going to end up losing.
I'm not insulting you. I'm just not drooling over you. What do I have to do, kiss your damn feet? Are you really that stuck up?
Quote from: Kaz on January 06, 2008, 05:35:31 PM
I'm not insulting you. I'm just not drooling over you. What do I have to do, kiss your damn feet? Are you really that stuck up?
He's the newest ZGDK, ignore him.
Bassir is pretty.
Quote from: Kaz on January 06, 2008, 05:35:31 PM
I'm not insulting you. I'm just not drooling over you. What do I have to do, kiss your damn feet? Are you really that stuck up?
No i never said you had to, but you were acting like an ass when i didnt want to show the pic in the first place.
Quote from: culoooooo on January 06, 2008, 05:39:31 PM
No i never said you had to, but you were acting like an ass when i didnt want to show the pic in the first place.
Uh okay, why are you bringing that up? That was like two weeks ago, back on NSF.
I don't see why you had to get all angry when I said you were average-looking and don't really stand out from the same sort of girls we see every day. If you really expect me to praise your looks, you're pretty stuck-up.
Quote from: Kaz on January 06, 2008, 05:41:53 PM
Uh okay, why are you bringing that up? That was like two weeks ago, back on NSF.
I don't see why you had to get all angry when I said you were average-looking and don't really stand out from the same sort of girls we see every day. If you really expect me to praise your looks, you're pretty stuck-up.
OMG shut the fuck up. You are just being stupid for no fucking reason. Im talking about right now. I think you are just angry i said you were ugly and thats why are you calling me plain and shit. I get it ok, you think im plain, i dont expect you to drool over me.
Quote from: culoooooo on January 06, 2008, 05:44:12 PM
OMG shut the fuck up. You are just being stupid for no fucking reason. Im talking about right now. I think you are just angry i said you were ugly and thats why are you calling me plain and shit. I get it ok, you think im plain, i dont expect you to drool over me.
I don't care what you think of me. Lawlz calls me ugly on a near-daily basis, and it doesn't bother me when he does it. Why would I care when you do?
kaz is not ugly wtf
have you seen the pic of him in his boxers fap;
Quote from: Kaz on January 06, 2008, 05:46:31 PM
I don't care what you think of me. Lawlz calls me ugly on a near-daily basis, and it doesn't bother me when he does it. Why would I care when you do?
Ok then, i guess we feel the same way.
Quote from: Kaz on January 06, 2008, 05:41:53 PM
Uh okay, why are you bringing that up? That was like two weeks ago, back on NSF.
I don't see why you had to get all angry when I said you were average-looking and don't really stand out from the same sort of girls we see every day. If you really expect me to praise your looks, you're pretty stuck-up.
wait i thought he was a guy psyduck;
Quote from: culoooooo on January 06, 2008, 05:44:12 PM
You are just being stupid for no fucking reason.
Welcome to our world spam;
Quote from: Kaz on January 06, 2008, 05:46:31 PM
I don't care what you think of me. Lawlz calls me ugly on a near-daily basis, and it doesn't bother me when he does it. Why would I care when you do?
I would sure hope Lawlz calling someone ugly wouldn't bother them psyduck;
Quote from: fag on January 06, 2008, 06:04:21 PM
I would sure hope Lawlz calling someone ugly wouldn't bother them psyduck;
Why is that?
Quote from: Luke Atmey on January 06, 2008, 05:57:23 PM
wait i thought he was a guy psyduck;
I'm giving him/her the benefit of the doubt for now I guess.
Quote from: Kaz on January 06, 2008, 06:07:03 PM
Why is that?
idk, because he's lawlz, the average, self-absorbed, overly-confident child? befuddlement
Quote from: fag on January 06, 2008, 06:12:32 PM
idk, because he's lawlz, the average, self-absorbed, overly-confident child? befuddlement
he's also ugly
I think this topic deserves a lock.
Quote from: fag on January 06, 2008, 06:12:32 PM
idk, because he's lawlz, the average, self-absorbed, overly-confident child? befuddlement
well yeah that is pretty true
Quote from: Title on January 06, 2008, 06:17:16 PM
he's also ugly
lol his front teeth are fucking huge
Quote from: Dahlia on January 06, 2008, 06:22:02 PM
I think this topic deserves a lock.
I agree, actually.
OH GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO MY GLORIOUS THREAD
Quote from: Lawlz on January 06, 2008, 07:52:29 PM
OH GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO MY GLORIOUS THREAD
culooooolkj;lkj happened to it