Im kissing your mommy under the mistletoe.
hi imma steal ur cookies
im sliding your chimney tonight.
Ho ho Ho-LY SHIT THAT KID HAS A GUN! RUDOLPH, GET ME BILLY'S AK-47 AND SOME FIRST AID!
imma watching your every move
Hi, I'm Santa Claus.
PUT ONE FOOT IN FRONT OF THE OOOOTHERRRRRR
Quote from: Doc at the Radar Station on December 24, 2007, 01:25:40 PM
Hi, I'm Santa Claus.
For some raisin, I lol'd.
What would you like for Christmas?
Gimme' sum milk.
You little pricks, stop setting Oreos out for me don't you think I get sick of that shit every fucking year you put them out?
I SEE YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING
I KNOW WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE
I KNOW IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD
I'M NOT A STALKER
Quote from: Klavier on December 24, 2007, 03:55:49 PM
You little pricks, stop setting Oreos out for me don't you think I get sick of that shit every fucking year you put them out?
objection; WTF you aren't Santa Claus. You're not not even human. No one ever gets tired of oreos .
Hoes.
Oh, looks like little Johnny's dad just lost his job.
Guess Johnny will be on the naughty list this year.
ive raped many kids, thousands of them, they all go onto my bed
why don't you people like sharing your bed