I'm going to wash my hands with habanero sauce and finger her.
That's not very nice.
I'm going to tell mine to get the fuck out of my house.
Quote from: Doc at the Radar Station on December 21, 2007, 03:02:48 PM
That's not very nice.
Considering it's how they punished people in Mayan times...
Quote from: KT on December 21, 2007, 03:34:48 PM
Considering it's how they punished people in Mayan times...
Awesome. powerofone;
you can do that but with my mouth befuddlement
Quote from: bluaki on December 21, 2007, 04:53:39 PM
What is that?
Habanero is a pepper that I think is hotter than a jalapeno
That's one of my fantasies. yes;
Quote from: Diston on December 21, 2007, 04:56:24 PM
Habanero is a pepper that I think is hotter than a jalapeno
MUCH hotter.
Hottest pepper on Earth, m'rite?
Quote from: Pyrate on December 21, 2007, 05:19:02 PM
That's one of my fantasies. yes;
How about a bunch of football players fucking you with habanero-tipped penises?
Quote from: Punta Tombo on December 21, 2007, 05:19:54 PM
MUCH hotter.
Hottest pepper on Earth, m'rite?
Yep, good stuff. thumbup;
Isn't that the shit you have to handle with gloves?
Quote from: Punta Tombo on December 21, 2007, 05:19:54 PM
MUCH hotter.
Hottest pepper on Earth, m'rite?
Not the hottest, but among the hottest.
I wouldn't want to be that woman.
I took a bite of a jalapeno and almost died
I wonder what a habanero is like... powerofone;
Quote from: Kaz on December 21, 2007, 05:46:39 PM
How about a bunch of football players fucking you with habanero-tipped penises?
while fingering my asshole with habanero saucy fingers
Quote from: Pyrate on December 22, 2007, 02:17:04 PM
while fingering my asshole with habanero saucy fingers
Cutting your asshole right open with an Exacto Knife would be less painful.
Quote from: KT on December 22, 2007, 02:25:27 PM
Cutting your asshole right open with an Exacto Knife would be less painful.
your asshole is already open, or else it wouldn't be a hole.
Quote from: Rydermongler on December 22, 2007, 02:26:46 PM
your asshole is already open, or else it wouldn't be a hole.
Apparently, you never read the constipation comic I read. She couldn't take shit because it got stuck, the maggots were crawling out, she broke spoons on it, so she cut her ass open with an exacto knife and died on the shitter. Then in another house, the same thing almost happened but the person's little crippled sister offered to eat all the shit straight out so she wouldn't die or something.
Then she ate her own shit.
Quote from: KT on December 22, 2007, 02:28:54 PM
Apparently, you never read the constipation comic I read. She couldn't take shit because it got stuck, the maggots were crawling out, she broke spoons on it, so she cut her ass open with an exacto knife and died on the shitter. Then in another house, the same thing almost happened but the person's little crippled sister offered to eat all the shit straight out so she wouldn't die or something.
Then she ate her own shit.
Every time I see that comic, my asshole feels itchy. Just imagining some huge, dry rocks coming out of my hairy ass would have to be at least a little itchy. weewee;
Quote from: Lawlz on December 22, 2007, 02:50:23 PM
Every time I see that comic, my asshole feels itchy. Just imagining some huge, dry rocks coming out of my hairy ass would have to be at least a little itchy. weewee;
Odd. When I read it I felt like I had got an enema.
...god will strike me down.
You will never get that close, Lawlz. Ever.
"If I ever get close with a woman..."
If that ever happens...